It is said that only Yan can play [entertainment circle]

They clearly made a good hot spring play plan, but because of Lu Yan's sudden desire to show off, their hot spring relaxation had to be turned into a hot spring hotel to show affection and take a walk.

[Fucking food, how long have you been eating this? 】

[If you want to show your affection, just say it, don't take the blame for digestion! ! ! 】

[Wordless son, dare to show off but dare not admit it, can you order a man at the road banquet? 】

I was forced to eat a lot of dog food, and after eating it, netizens felt that they were overwhelmed.

What's the big deal if they just held hands?

The guests on the show next door all kissed, but did they say it?The ones they kissed haven't had a road banquet to show them off yet.

This holding hands is as complete as a successful marriage proposal, and it's too ignorant.

【Hey, you have to forgive him. After all, Lu Yan has been single since mother and womb until now, and it is rare to find a partner [狗头保健.jpg]]

【If you love him, you have to endure his childishness, why don't you look at Xi Xi with a pampered face ORZ】

[Hahahaha, innocent high school student Lu Yanyan, I'm convinced, I'm really convinced!If anyone tells me that Lu Yan is the king of the sea, I will swell her face】

Netizen:?

Keen netizens noticed something from this sentence.

Road Banquet Neptune?What the hell is this?

Is Neptune so easy to be touched these days?

It’s okay to inject water into pork, but even Neptune can inject water?

Even Lu Yan can be called the king of the sea?

Netizens' sharp remarks made Mu Yuxi couldn't help laughing out loud.

Then he playfully poked Lu Yan next to him who was stiffened by the barrage he read, and said amusedly: "Lu Yan, someone actually spread a rumor that you are the king of the sea."

Neptune?

Lu Yan, who had always been a veteran cadre before, didn't quite understand the meaning of this word.

For him, Aquaman is a new term.

What is Aquaman?

Is it someone who has a lot of wealth at sea?

Or is it a movie character, or a promotional poster or something?

Forgive Lu Yan, who has always been in the entertainment industry but is extremely serious. He really doesn't know what "Sea King" is. According to the word "Sea King", he can only think of these kinds of explanations.

【Lu Yanyan is at a loss, he doesn't understand what a Neptune is】

【HahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaWhat do the rumormongers think? 】

【No, isn't it funnier that Lu Yan nods to Mu Yuxi solemnly, and then explains that he is indeed a Neptune on the cover picture of AT Magazine? [Slant-eyed dog head]]

Hearing that Lu Yan admitted that he was Neptune, and tried his best to explain to Mu Yuxi the magazine cover of AT and the photographer's shooting concept, Mu Yuxi spit out a sip of water and choked.

"Cough, cough, cough, cough..."

Mu Yuxi, who was choked, coughed continuously, almost coughing up tears.

Seeing that Mu Yuxi was choking suddenly, Lu Yan frantically looked for tissues, and after getting the tissues from the staff, he even pulled a handful, and then put...all of them on Muxi's mouth.

"Xixi, are you okay?"

Mu Yuxi wanted to talk, but he couldn't stop coughing.

After finally waiting for him to stop, just as he was about to drink some water to moisten his coughing dry throat, Lu Yan said again: "Do you still want to hear about Neptune's creative ideas?"

[Pfft... a mouthful of salt soda spewed out]

【Lu Yan wants to use words to kill Xi Xizi】

[Hahahaha, call for Lu Yanyan, who has evolved into an absolute child today]

[Today’s Peerless Cutie Comments: Let me tell you about Neptune’s creative concept ←←]

Unprepared, Mu Yuxi choked himself again.

But this time, he has been paying attention to Mu Yuxi's Lu Yan, and he has already skillfully pulled out a tissue to wipe it for him.

After Mu Yuxi's cough finally calmed down, Lu Yan frowned, his chiseled handsome face was full of suspicion: "Xixi, what happened to you today?"

Mu Yuxi:) I'm fine, I just want to smile.

Damn, ask me what's wrong?

I was scared by you!

He really didn't expect that Lu Yan didn't even know what "Sea King" was!

Well, actually he thought of it.

But Mu Yuxi really didn't expect that Lu Yan would be so dumb. In order to express himself seriously, he would forcefully explain the "Sea King" deeds in his life to himself.

Mu Yuxi: Emmm... this is amazing.

Anyway, who knows the true meaning of "Sea King" and who doesn't spray water after hearing it?

From Mu Yuxi's laughter, Lu Yan keenly felt that this "Sea King" seemed to be different from the Sea King he had imagined.

It may not be a good word?

"Aquaman is a bad adjective?"

This question stumped Mu Yuxi a bit, so he didn't answer right away, but nodded hesitantly after going through the meaning in his mind.

Although [Sea King] sounds nice, but the actual meaning is not very good, so it should not be a neutral noun?But a slightly funny sarcasm?

After hearing that [Sea King] was not a good word, Lu Yan reflexively overturned everything he just said: "I'm not Sea King, I was just talking nonsense!"

Mu Yuxi held back her laughter: I really can't help it!

"Ha ha ha ha……"

Unbearable and no need to bear it any longer, Mu Yuxi was teased by Lu Yan and laughed for a long time.

After a long while, he wiped away the uncontrollable tears from the corners of his eyes.

Looking at Lu Yan, he couldn't help laughing in his tone: "Lu Yanyan, you are so cute, how can you be so cute!"

So cute that Mu Yuxi wants to rua.

If you want rua, then rua, Mu Yuxi ignored Lu Yan's accusing eyes, quickly put his hand on Lu Yan's head, and then licked Lu Yan's head like petting a dog.

And Lu Yan, like a big dog that was helplessly caught, obediently sat in front of Mu Yuxi, although his face was full of helplessness, he still obediently let him move.

It wasn't until Mu Yuxi rua was satisfied that Lu Yan continued the topic just now: "Xixi, what do you mean by the king of the sea?"

Mu Yuxi paused, considering Lu Yan's usual style, he swallowed the explanation he was about to blurt out, and changed to a more popular question: "Lu Yan, do you know how to raise fish?"

Lu Yanjun's face became obviously stiff.

Obviously, he doesn't know what "fish farming" is.

But the clever road banquet also associates from [Neptune] to [fish farming].

Since Xixi said that [Neptune] is not a good word, he naturally understands that [fish farming] should not be a good thing either.

But forgive him, he really doesn't know why [fish farming] is bad, and what other meanings does [fish farming] have!

Fortunately, Mu Yuxi did not make things difficult for Lu Yan. Seeing that Lu Yan could not answer what [fish farming] was, Mu Yuxi changed the question again: "Then do you know what a fish pond is?"

Lu Yan: ...I'm afraid you're trying to embarrass me on purpose.

Who made it - what sea king, what fish farming, what fish pond?

Isn't this a very normal and serious thing?

Why do you give them the meaning of indecent?

Seeing that Lu Yan couldn't answer the three questions, Mu Yuxi had given up hope for Lu Yan, a village netcom.

Mu Yuxi shrugged, sighed, and changed to a traditional question again: "Then you should know the meaning of spare tire, pedaling on N boats, right?"

Hearing this, Lu Yan understood.

"So the fish pond is this person, the fish farming is this person raising spare tires, and the Neptune is this person raising many spare tires?"

Lu Yan, who drew inferences from one instance to another, finally understood all the rankings, and after understanding, his face couldn't help turning black.

No wonder the people around him laughed so loudly when he admitted that he was Neptune just now, and he was blackmailing himself just now?

Thinking of unintentionally admitting that he is the king of the sea, Lu Yan wanted to blame the person who coined the word sea king.

Who is so boring!

It's a good ranking and I can't bear to look directly at it.

Isn't this unintentionally digging a hole for an upright and self-disciplined person like him?

With a stern face, Lu Yan denied San Lian: "I'm not, I haven't, don't talk nonsense."

After speaking, he looked at Mu Yuxi eagerly, hoping that he would believe in himself.

But Mu Yuxi couldn't help it—laughed out loud.

"Hahahahaha... Lu Yan, you are too cute!"

Laughing again to tears, Mu Yuxi couldn't stop at all.

What kind of peerless cutie is Road Banquet!

This is too cute.

[I fucking died laughing, Lu Yanyan's reaction is really amazing]

[After comprehending it, I immediately denied the three consecutive times, this speed is second to none]

【Should!Do you still dare to recognize things indiscriminately in the future, and if you don't understand anything, you will rush to set yourself on yourself, and pay back Neptune?You're the only one who insulted Neptune like this

I can laugh at this joke for a year!

But not only he can laugh for a year, netizens can also laugh for a year!

In just a few minutes, the news about Lu Yan became a trending search.

#When Red Movie Emperor publicly admits that he is Neptune#

#海王路影帝denies three consecutive#

#今日今今众世世大喜爱路减宵#

Netizens came excitedly attracted by the eye-popping headline, but left cursing after reading it.

When they came to the "Sweet" live broadcast room, they were tired of the sweet relationship between Mu Yuxi and Lu Yan.

What I have to say is that although the live broadcast of "Sweet" is very popular, and although Mu Yuxi and Lu Yan's pure love gets along well, since the incident of Mu Yuxi being splashed with dirty water came to an end, "Sweet" actually After all, the popularity of the live broadcast room has dropped a lot.

After all, there are very practical reasons-not everyone likes to watch live broadcasts, and not everyone has time to watch live broadcasts!

So when these netizens poured into the live broadcast room one after another, the live broadcast room of Lu Yan and Mu Yuxi was instantly crowded.

After the programmer's bald head was finally repaired, Mu Yuxi and Lu Yan had already boarded the bus back to Sweet House.

Netizen: ? ? ?

Netizen: Damn!Does the live broadcast platform and "Sweet" want to partner up?

Half an hour ago, Mu Yuxi and Lu Yan were clearly chatting excitedly at the hot spring hotel, but they suddenly wanted to go back?

Why don't you explain clearly what happened in the middle?

Director Wu said: We will not blame the live broadcast platform.

Netizen: I'm so angry!

Lu Yan escorted Mu Yuxi into the car, and waited for Mu Yuxi to sit by the window before he sat in the aisle seat next to him.

As soon as he was seated, Lu Yan unscrewed the mineral deposit water in his hand, then passed it to Mu Yuxi and said, "Drink some water!"

Although Mu Yuxi drank water just now, he almost choked it out, and he coughed for a long time, so Lu Yan was worried that he was thirsty.

Therefore, before leaving the hot spring hotel, Lu Yan brought a bottle of mineral deposit water from the guest room.

After receiving the mineral deposit water, Mu Yuxi took two sips, then he handed the mineral deposit water back, and asked Lu Yan in a very natural manner, "Do you want to drink it?"

Lu Yan, who was not thirsty at first, suddenly paused.

Then his voice became inexplicably low, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help but rise. Looking at Mu Yuxi, he said with a smile: "Drink!"

After finishing speaking, Lu Yan looked at Mu Yuxi from the bottle of water he just drank, and treasured the more delicious and moist mineral water than ever before.