Falling in love with shit shovel officer after being demoted

Ci Shu came to Goddess Mu's mansion, and the little fairy at the door said, "I'm sorry, this fairy, our Goddess Mu has been in seclusion for many years, and we don't see any visitors."

Ci Shu said: "Can you convey the four words for me, and then give me an answer."

After Xiaoxian at the door entered, Ci Shu had been waiting at the door.The passers-by who passed by were all persuading Cishu not to wait. For so many years, almost no one has seen Goddess Mu, so how could they see you who just came?

After an hour, Xiaoxian came out and said, "Please."

Ci Shu was overjoyed and felt hopeful.Walking into the main hall of Goddess Mu, it is very clean and simple. There are fairies to help clean it, but the whole main hall has not been decorated at all. At first glance, I thought it was unoccupied.There is not even a chair in the main hall. It seems that Goddess Mu never thought of welcoming guests.

After standing like this for another half an hour, Goddess Mu finally came out.

Goddess Mu floated to the hall in a chair, a veil covering the lower half of her face.But it can be seen from the eyes that Goddess Mu is also a tender beauty.As for the leg, Ci Shu is not in a position to ask, but it is speculated that it may be broken or it may have lost the ability to walk after sitting for a long time.

Goddess Mu asked coldly: "Do you know Immortal Situ?"

Ci Shu cupped his hands and said: "Goddess Mu, excuse me... because I heard about you and Situ Xianzun... I thought that we might have the same experience...so I came here, I want to know more about your past stories... maybe Help us find our lost love..."

Goddess Mu asked suspiciously, "Who did you hear that from?"

Ci Shu said: "Old Immortal Zhang."

"You also lost your lover?"

Ci Shu was a little embarrassed, and said silently in his heart, I'm sorry Beiming, let's pass this level first...

Ci Shu said: "It's almost... I want to see if I can take back the lost soul... I don't know if Situ Xianzun had any souvenirs in the Heavenly Court before? If there are souvenirs, it may help to gather souls..."

Goddess Mu sneered, and said, "Oh... as a souvenir... that's not for me..." There was a tear in the corner of her eye.

Based on years of experience in interrogating prisoners, Ci Shu knew that Goddess Mu was about to let go, so she patiently listened to her...

100 years ago, an immortal violated the rules of heaven in the heavenly court, fled to the mortal world, and hid it very well.The Jade Emperor sent his most trusted immortal, Situ, down to capture the immortal.

Although Situ Xianzun has been with the Jade Emperor for hundreds of years, it is the first time he has come down to the mortal world.Xianzun Situ, who descended to earth for the first time, was still a little uncomfortable.After turning into an adult, he was dressed in a long gown, with short and refreshing hair, matched with... um... Situ Xianzun looked in the mirror, and the attire of a frail scholar was very inconsistent with his strong body, and he was The Jade Emperor dealt with various cases around him, and the majesty he often revealed made his face a little fierce.

Dissatisfied, Situ Xianzun changed his upper body jacket and lower body trousers again, looking like a rickshaw driver on the road.It doesn't matter that much, just act like a mortal.Situ Xianzun went to the street to inquire about the news.

At that time, the Suzhou and Hangzhou area was still very lively.The small river runs through the door of every house, and ordinary people wash clothes and vegetables here... There are also bursts of cries from small vendors on the side of the road. It is the first time that Situ Xianzun feels the grand scene in the mortal world, and his pace slows down.

Suddenly, a small man sprinted and accidentally bumped into Situ Xianzun. He fell to the ground before he could stand still.Immediately, he yelled at Situ Xianzun: "Are you blind? Don't you have eyes? Knock me down and lose money!..."

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If it was in the Heavenly Court, Immortal Situ would have punched him directly.No, no one in Heaven would dare to say that about him.

Now Situ Xianzun told himself to be patient and not to reveal his identity so early.But obviously, Immortal Situ couldn't bear it any longer, his fists were already clenched, and the anger in his eyes was about to come out.

At this time, a weak voice came: "This little brother... I just... clearly saw that you... bumped into him..."

Situ Xianzun dissipated his anger and looked towards the voice.He is a young man who really looks like a frail scholar, with fair skin and black eyes, he is a head shorter than Master Situ, and his body is so thin that he can lift it with one hand.This young man still timidly wanted to uphold justice, Situ Xianzun chuckled softly inwardly.

The little man who fell to the ground was still sitting on the ground, and screamed miserably: "Is there any justice in this world?! You bully people in broad daylight!..."

Another onlooker said: "I also saw you hit it and bounced back just now..."

"Yeah, although this young man is tall, he has been walking very slowly just now..."

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Seeing that everyone started to speak for Situ Xianzun, the little man felt that the situation was not good, so he hurried away in despair.

At this time, all the people turned to this "weak scholar" and said: "Master Zhang is good, it's rare to see you once."

Mr. Zhang is Zhang Jingcheng, the only son of the Zhang family. The people here are very afraid of the Zhang family, and they respect the only son of their family who has not done any evil.

Zhang Jingcheng smiled back at the speaker, then turned to Situ Xianzun and said, "Are you all right? Are you here for the first time?"

Situ Xianzun said as he walked, "It's okay, thank you, this is my first time here."

Zhang Jingcheng said: "My name is Zhang Jingcheng, how about you? I can cover you here from now on."

Situ Xianzun said: "My name is Situ Xianzun." I thought to myself, the way you were scared just now, can you still cover me?

Zhang Jingcheng chuckled and said, "Immortal Venerable? Tell the truth, don't be joking."

Situ Xianzun did have a name hundreds of years ago, but he was called Xianzun hundreds of years ago, and he had long forgotten his name in the mortal world.

Situ Xianzun said: "Really, I am a god." Zhang Jingcheng couldn't help laughing when he saw Situ Xianzun's serious expression.

Situ Xianzun watched him finish laughing, and said, "I didn't lie to you, I came here to find someone."

Zhang Jingcheng wiped away the tears from laughing, and said, "Who are you looking for? I know this place well, so I can help you find it."

Situ Xianzun said: "This is the secret of our gods."

Zhang Jingcheng couldn't help laughing again, and said, "Okay, okay, I won't ask about your fairy secrets. Then where do you live?"

Situ Xianzun said: "I haven't found it yet, I just came here."

Zhang Jingcheng grinned at Situ Xianzun, and said, "Go live at my house! My house is big, my parents are away, only my aunt and I are at home."

Situ Xianzun looked at the young man in front of him, and for some reason, with an indescribable sense of trust, he immediately agreed.

After arriving home, Zhang Jingcheng called his aunt out to meet the guests. As soon as his aunt Jianzhi arrived in the lobby, she was attracted by Situ Xianzun's appearance.Immediately, she went back to the boudoir and changed her clothes, put on some rouge, and took a sip of her lipstick before coming out.

"Auntie, this person's name is Situ Xianzun, haha, I'm here to find someone, I'll let him live in my house first."

Jian Zhi was surprised: "Immortal... Immortal Venerable...?"

Zhang Jingcheng whispered to Jian Zhi: "He said he is a god, maybe there is something wrong with his mind, let's take care of him..." Jian Zhi looked at Situ Xianzun with admiration and sympathy, and Situ Xianzun glanced back Jian Zhi, Jian Zhi immediately looked away.

Situ Xianzun was assigned to the room next to Zhang Jingcheng, the other rooms hadn't been cleaned for a long time, and no one was here today, so he had to live in this room first, otherwise Jian Zhi would arrange him next door to her.

During dinner, Jian Zhi asked shyly, "Situ Xianzun, can I ask...how old are you...?"

"Hundreds of years old, I don't remember."

"Pfft", Zhang Jingcheng almost vomited, but he didn't expect this person to do a full set of plays.

Jian Zhi thought he didn't want to talk, so she didn't ask any more.But it must have looked bigger than himself.

Unwilling to give up, Jian Zhi asked again: "Can...can you marry a wife and have children?"

Now it was Situ Xianzun's turn to spout, and said, "No...no..."

Jian Zhi was overjoyed, Zhang Jingcheng saw it, and said, "What do you think of my aunt?"

Situ Xianzun said: "I'm full." Putting down the bowls and chopsticks and going out, Jian Zhi thought to herself, she never expected Situ Xianzun to look so shy and handsome.

Zhang Jingcheng immediately chased after her, and said, "Isn't it? My aunt is so beautiful, don't you like it?"

Situ Xianzun said: "Don't talk nonsense." Looking down again, Zhang Jingcheng actually had a hint of feminine beauty against the moonlight.

Zhang Jingcheng smiled and said: "Don't be shy, if you are interested in my aunt, I will help you."

Situ Xianzun slightly bent down, approached Zhang Jingcheng's face, and said viciously: "If you dare to talk nonsense...I will..."

Zhang Jingcheng wasn't afraid of Situ Xianzun's threats at all, so what could he do? "What about you? Hahaha... I'm going to match you and my aunt..."

At this time, under the moonlight, Zhang Jingcheng's eyes were lined, only his eyelashes were trembling, and his red lips seemed to be seducing Situ Xianzun opposite him.Situ Immortal Venerable who was close at hand was suddenly lost in his gentle eyes, and put his lips on Zhang Jingcheng's...

The whole world seemed to stand still, even Zhang Jingcheng's smile was frozen at that moment.I don't know how long it took before Zhang Jingcheng blushed to the back of his neck, and Situ Xianzun left his mouth, thinking: I'm dying, what am I doing...

Situ Xianzun turned around and left, Zhang Jingcheng followed silently, one in front of the other, probably walked around the town all night...

During the next few days, Jian Zhi cooked all kinds of delicious food for Situ Xianzun.Both Zhang Jingcheng and Situ Xianzun were eating silently, and Jing Cheng no longer matched him and his aunt.Occasionally just say hello, simply ask a few words.

Until one day, there was a trace of the immortal official Situ Xianzun wanted to capture.That night, Situ Xianzun had been chasing the immortal official for several streets, trying not to use mana as much as possible in the mortal world, this is the consensus of every immortal.

But in the process of Situ Immortal Venerable fighting with the Immortal Official, Zhang Jingcheng appeared.Immortal officials were very keen to notice that Situ Xianzun looked at this person differently, so he immediately hijacked Zhang Jingcheng.

"If you want to keep him alive, stab him in the stomach first." The fairy official's purpose is very clear, as long as he is injured now, he will have at least a quarter of an hour to escape.

Before Zhang Jingcheng could stop him, Situ Xianzun had already slashed towards him.

Seeing that Situ Xianzun was injured, the immortal official kicked Zhang Jingcheng to Situ Xianzun's side, and fled away in a flash.

Zhang Jingcheng was kicked directly into Situ Xianzun's arms, crying and looking at him, he didn't know what to say, he could only cry.

Immortal Situ changed his usual seriousness and said, "Fool, why are you crying... I am a god... I will be fine soon..."

Zhang Jingcheng still thought he was joking and kept sobbing.

Situ Xianzun put his arms around his shoulders and said, "If you cry again, I will kiss again..."

Zhang Jingcheng stopped crying immediately, Situ Xianzun smiled slightly, and said again: "You are too thin, how can you hold me..."

"I can..." After Zhang Jingcheng finished speaking, he pulled his hand a little closer, but Zhang Jingcheng was so thin that he felt like he was in Situ Xianzun's arms, and he couldn't tell that he was walking with him.

After finally returning to Xianzun's room, Xianzun said: "You go out first, I will heal your wounds, and you will be fine soon."

Although Zhang Jingcheng didn't know why he was asked to go out, he still sat obediently at the door.

After an hour, Situ Xianzun had recovered.Walking to the door, he found Zhang Jingcheng asleep leaning on the pillar of the steps, so he picked him up and went into Jing Cheng's room...

After Xianzun Situ gently placed Jing Cheng on the bed, he didn't know why he didn't want to leave, and lay down next to Jing Cheng and fell asleep with his clothes on.

In the morning, when the sky was light, Jing Cheng woke up.Jing Cheng has never slept well, as long as there is bright light, he will not be able to fall asleep, so he wakes up early every day.Jing Cheng opened his eyes and found someone beside him, he trembled in fright, and took a closer look, it was Situ Xianzun.Jing Cheng, who was about to jump up, was stopped by the Immortal Venerable's hand. The Immortal Venerable's hand was heavy, pressing on Jing Cheng's waist, and Jing Cheng dared not move.

Jing Cheng turned his head and asked, "Are you... in good health... are you alright..."

Xianzun opened his eyes slightly, looked at him and said, "Why is your face so red?"

Xianzun felt something was wrong, the hand on his waist was slightly lowered, and after feeling the hard object, his heartbeat also started to speed up.A rush of blood rushed up in Xianzun's head, and he said, "You will know if my body is good if you feel it..." After speaking, he kissed Jing Cheng.

The hand that the Immortal Venerable put on Jing Cheng continued to comfort him.Jing Cheng's whole body was hot, and he accidentally murmured "Ah", and the Immortal Venerable was ignited, and he held Jing Cheng up and sat up.Jing Cheng is really too thin, he is like a plaything in the arms of the Immortal Venerable, being manipulated at will...

The sun gradually rose, and the light shone on the bed, making Jing Cheng's body glowing white.The two lay on the bed, sweating profusely.

Zhang Jingcheng looked at his abdomen and said, "It really healed very quickly."

Situ Xianzun said: "I have already said that I am a god..."

Jing Cheng asked, "Can gods fall in love with mortals?"

At this moment, Situ Xianzun felt a little heavy in his heart, he hugged Jing Cheng tightly and said, "I will find a way."

The two have been tacit since then, and Immortal Situ has found the trace of the immortal official several times, but let him go on purpose.He will also report back to the Heavenly Court every day, but spends most of his time in the room with Zhang Jingcheng.At this time, Situ Xianzun was so in love that he almost lost his mind.

There are more and more lingering times in the room, and gradually I don't care too much, and sometimes I don't even close the door.

So that time, Jian Zhi saw the two of them rolling around in Situ Xianzun's room with disheveled clothes... At that moment, Jian Zhi's heart broke, she ran back to the room and cried all night, and did not open the door for dinner for two days.But Jing Cheng, who was belatedly aware of it, didn't know what was going on with his aunt. He thought it was a problem at work, so he simply asked a few words and asked the kitchen to deliver meals on time every day.

Since then, Jian Zhi never took the initiative to speak to Jing Cheng again.

Situ Xianzun has already started plotting a major event, yes, with his level and magic power, this matter is completely within his control.

He told Zhang Jingcheng that he wanted to help him become immortal, so that the two immortals could be together for life and life.It was only at this time that Zhang Jingcheng gradually believed that Qi Situ Xianzun was really a god.

So they ate the forbidden fruit a few years later, Situ Xianzun forged the documents of Zhang Jingcheng's death in the mortal world, and directly helped him become immortal.At that time, Immortal Sanyao had just taken over the household registration, and was not yet familiar with many things and content. Immortal Situ personally taught him how to do it, but in the part of Zhang Jingcheng, Immortal Situ concealed the specific content.

Later, the two lived happily in the Heavenly Court for a period of time. Immediately after helping Jing Chengfei, Immortal Official Situ took the immortal official back to the Heavenly Court.After returning to the Heavenly Court, Immortal Situ became extremely busy, and he only had a little time to sneak around with Zhang Jingcheng every day.Zhang Jingcheng sighed that he was very lonely in Tianting, and could only wait for him to come every day.

Situ Xianzun listened to it, and then planned to make his family members fly to immortals, so that he could have someone to accompany him in the heavenly court.But Situ Xianzun checked the merit boxes of his family members, and they were all negative.Because they do business, sometimes they are ruthless for the sake of profit, which is a bit difficult.

Looking back at Jing Cheng, he was leaning against the window in boredom again, staring out of the window in a daze.Situ Xian's heart was overwhelmed, and he decided to take the risk and make his family members fly to immortals.

Naturally, this matter also experienced some twists and turns, but Situ Xianzun didn't tell anyone about it.From Jing Cheng's point of view, he only felt that the Immortal Venerable was very powerful, and there was nothing he couldn't handle.

Jian Zhi was very reluctant to fly to the immortal. She didn't want to see Situ Xianzun and Zhang Jingcheng again, but she didn't expect to meet him in the heaven after her death.So, as soon as he arrived in heaven, he retreated and practiced.What happened later was also told by the little fairies in his mansion.

That day, a confession came from the prison and was handed directly to the Jade Emperor.This is the immortal official who has escaped from the world for several years. He knows that this time he will be wiped out. He wants to drag Immortal Situ to die with him, and he is not at all grateful for the fact that Immortal Situ has allowed him to live for a few more years.

The Jade Emperor was shocked when the confession mentioned that Situ Xianzun was in love with a mortal man.That day in the main hall, all the immortal officials and immortals gathered, and in the center of the hall was kneeling Situ Immortal Venerable.

Jing Cheng in the crowd gritted his teeth, tears welling in his eyes.

"Situ Xianzun, is it possible to fall in love with a mortal man?" Jade Emperor asked, and the crowd became commotion.

Situ Xianzun did not answer.

The Jade Emperor said again: "You have been by my side for hundreds of years, don't lose the last bit of benevolence and righteousness, answer me."

Situ Xianzun said: "Jade Emperor, this is indeed the case, I love him."

The hall suddenly felt like a pot had exploded, and there were all kinds of voices.

"Oh my god, Immortal Situ actually fell in love with a mortal, and he's still a man!"

"I really didn't expect that there is someone who loves us with a straight face at ordinary times."

"I still have no shame in saying that I love him in front of so many people..."

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Thousands of words finally turned into one sentence: "Please punish the Jade Emperor! Please punish the Jade Emperor!"

At this moment, Jing Cheng had lowered his head and began to sob, his whole body trembling non-stop.Suddenly a gentle voice came from next to my ear: "Jing Cheng, I love you...but I'm sorry... I can't protect you anymore..." Jing Cheng's pupils widened and he raised his head suddenly.

The Jade Emperor was placed on this platform, a bit unable to get off, kept silent, thinking about how to make a decision.The voice of Situ Xianzun also came from beside his ears: "Jade Emperor... I'm sorry... I will end it myself... I will give you an explanation... But please don't pursue it..."

At this time, in the first second of the main hall, everyone shouted "Please punish the Jade Emperor!", but the latter turned into "Ah!!"

Situ Xianzun exhausted his whole life's mana to strike fiercely at his head, his whole body smashed into pieces and flew flying, and gradually turned into dust until colored smoke slowly dissipated in the hall...

Jing Cheng finally couldn't bear it anymore and knelt down... No one noticed the person under his feet. At this moment, Jing Cheng's eyes were filled with bloodshot eyes, his fair face was already wet with tears, his heart was full of anger and blood, and then two lines of tears of blood flowed down his face ...

And everyone in the main hall seemed to have just watched the excitement, and some even complained, "This punishment is too light..."

Jing Cheng was so suppressed by the atmosphere of the hall that he couldn't vent, so he covered his face with his hands, and stumbled out of the hall. The immortals who were hit thought it was a fledgling young man who couldn't bear to see such a violent scene.

But he is just a fledgling young man, and the one who died was the love of his life. Who can understand this kind of pain?

After leaving the main hall, Jing Cheng cried for seven days and seven nights in his mansion with the door closed.

Seven days later, the door creaked open, and what appeared was Zhang Jingcheng, who no longer looked like a weak scholar, but the "Halberd God" who was surrounded by hatred.There is only one goal, and that is to sit in the seat of Situ Xianzun.

Goddess Mu said: "I originally wanted to talk to Immortal Situ again after a period of time in seclusion, but before I could think it through, news of his suicide came..." Goddess Mu sighed, lowered her head, Wipe the tears from the corners of his eyes.

Since that incident, Zhang Jingcheng has become ruthless, and he has never let go of anyone who violated the regulations of the Heavenly Court. Hearing the title of "General of the Halberd God", everyone will tremble.Slowly, the appearance of General Halberd God also changed, becoming more and more similar to the former Immortal Situ, only a little more hostile.Maybe it's because I miss a person too much that I gradually become like this person...

Who knows?These experiences and feelings are probably only understood by General Jishen himself.

After Ci Shu heard these things, he couldn't help but gasped. He didn't expect that General Jishen became like this after going through these things, so the current Jishen probably only has hatred.

Goddess Mu asked: "You said your lover...what's going on?"

Ci Shu was stunned for a moment, he hadn't figured out how to make it up yet, so he just said a few words casually, and said: "Um... I was thinking about how to keep the person I love by my side forever? Besides becoming immortals, Is there any other good way?"

Goddess Mu paused word by word: "Change the rules."

Ci Shu was taken aback secretly. She didn't expect Goddess Mu to have such awareness. She must have also suffered a huge blow from Situ Immortal Venerable, and she has been in seclusion all year round, so she has thought about this issue carefully.

Ci Shu said: "I wonder if Goddess Mu has any good suggestions that can really change the rules of the world?"

Goddess Mu said: "I can feel that your level and mana are very high. Either you ascended to the position of General Halberd God, or you went to persuade General Halberd God. But I don't know what General Halberd God thinks now... ..."

Ci Shu said: "Goddess Mu is wise, I will try both methods as much as possible."

Goddess Mu said: "But even so, it is impossible for the deceased to come back with complete memories..."

Ci Shu looked at Goddess Mu's dazed appearance, and said, "Maybe... Goddess Mu...can think about it...going out...maybe there is a new...encounter...?"

A gleam of light suddenly flashed in Goddess Mu's eyes, but it quickly dimmed. "Retreating for too many years... These legs can no longer walk..."

Ci Shu said: "Have you... tried... to find General Jishen... for help?" Ci Shu thought, if General Jishen is still willing to help his aunt, it means that there is still a soft spot in his heart. Not completely filled with hatred.If you don't want to help, then you can only choose the path of being a leader.

Goddess Mu hesitated.

Ci Shu said: "I can take you to find him."

[The author has something to say: Thank you for the babies who saw here. 】