The daily life of the retired devil

The Zuixian River is a great river that stretches nearly ten thousand miles. Its source is not known yet, but its end is known to flow into the Yunzhao Sea Area—that is, the large sea area that separates Wuji Qiongzhou from Dongji Jingzhou.

And as the "Master Jiang" who once controlled the entire Drunken Immortal River, the location of Jiang Huo's family is naturally a treasure land of geomantic omen, surrounded by mountains and rivers, with birds singing and flowers fragrant. When I saw this land, I liked it very much.

"Unfortunately……"

Xie Feiyan stared at the top of the Jiang family's mansion, looking at the strands of divine light that ordinary people can hardly see, feeling regretful in his heart, and couldn't help shaking his head frequently.

At this time, the person walking beside Xie Feiyan asked curiously, "What's the pity, Brother Ning?"

Xie Feiyan turned his head slightly, and his eyes fell on the young gentleman who happened to meet by the Zuixian River beside him.

I saw this young son, with a handsome appearance and an extraordinary bearing, who called himself Lin Chengshuang and was a ranger from Thailand.However, Xie Feiyan saw that this young man had an air of nobleness and arrogance. It would be more appropriate to say that he is a runaway prince rather than a street knight.

Two days ago, when Xie Feiyan went to check the whirlpool of Zuixian River, he happened to meet this Mr. Lin who came to join in the fun because of Jiang's family affairs.

Lin Chengshuang seems to be approachable, but in fact he has arrogance in his chest, but when he saw Xie Feiyan, he was instantly overwhelmed by Xie Feiyan's demeanor, and he was astonished. When he heard that Xie Feiyan's destination happened to be the Jiang family, even He was overjoyed and begged for nothing to go with Xie Feiyan.

Xie Feiyan doesn't dislike this young man, after all, everyone has a love for beauty, this young man just likes his face, so what's the point of being a man looking at his face?Coupled with the fact that the other party has a degree of advance and retreat, and has extensive knowledge, and Xie Feiyan also needs some sources of information in the world of mortals, so he defaulted to Lin Chengshuang's colleague.

At this time, hearing Lin Chengshuang's courteous words, Xie Feiyan was amused, but he also gave him face, and replied with a smile: "It's just a pity that such a good place has to suffer such a catastrophe."

Xie Feiyan's words meant something, but the young man beside him didn't hear it, he only thought that Xie Feiyan was talking about what happened to the Jiang family.

Lin Chengshuang asked: "Could it be that brother Ning also thinks that the Jiang family is haunted by demons?"

Xie Feiyan asked without answering, "What does Mr. Lin think?"

Lin Chengshuang shook his head slightly, and said with a frank smile, "Your words are strange, and if you want to say it, you will naturally not believe it. From my point of view, it is better to say that the Jiang family lost Jiang's family than the fact that Jiang's family suffered from demons." Master, the queen of the pillars, suffered a villain. It's a pity that when I went to the river to check two days ago, I didn't see any signs of mechanism in the whirlpool. It seemed that it was really just a natural disaster, but if it was a natural disaster, how would I know how to distinguish it? Sailing to and fro? So I believe that this incident, which is covered with a monster’s skin, must be man-made inside, but I can’t find the key point after waiting for a while.”

Xie Feiyan nodded slightly: I see, this is the legendary atheist.

When Lin Chengshuang saw this, he misunderstood the nod and thought that Xie Feiyan was agreeing with him, so he became happier and asked eagerly, "Then what does Brother Ning think about this? Brother Ning also checked by the riverside two days ago. You thought of the same thing as me, Brother Ning, did you notice anything?!"

Xie Feiyan smiled and pointed to the Jiang family in front: "Mr. Lin, why should you be in a hurry? Before finding the evidence, everything is just guesswork. Instead of spending time talking about your illusory guesses, it's better to see it all with your own eyes. The truth, what does Mr. Lin think?"

Lin Chengshuang was stunned for a moment, then his back was brightened, he looked at Xie Feiyan with admiration, and said, "Yes, that's exactly the case! There is no need to speculate about the incident, and everything must be based on facts—Brother Ning's insight, I will Humbled!"

Xie Feiyan: "...It's not that speculation is unnecessary, but that speculation should not be based on nothingness, but should be based on facts."

Lin Chengshuang was in awe: "It's my fault - reasoning based on facts is useful reasoning. Brother Ning combines fiction and reality, and his views are from a strategic position, and he is a great talent!"

Xie Feiyan: "..."

Let alone Xie Feiyan, the system couldn't help but burst out laughing.

At this moment, Xie Feiyan resisted the urge to touch his face, and thought to himself: So, this is the benefit of being a beauty?

Being a beauty, she still has the halo of Dihua and dog licking? !

As a beauty, daily life is so smooth, love, love.

So, in the same way, Little Mirror should have lived such a beautiful life... No, that's fine with Little Mirror, he definitely can't, his beauty can only guarantee that he can live well and not be beaten to death.

After thinking about it, Xie Feiyan and Lin Chengshuang had already arrived in front of Jiang's house.

At this time, the door of the Jiang family opened wide, revealing the beautiful manor inside, the crowd surrounding the mountains, rocks and lakes, and the altar and a corner of the Taoist robe that could be vaguely seen in the gaps between the crowd.

The two looked at each other, walked forward, and asked the gatekeeper Ding Dao about the status of their visit, and then asked about the current situation in the manor.

"Since the two of you are here for our family's affairs, you must also know that there is a demon here, so the one who opened the altar in our Jiang's mansion is the master Lu Tianshi, who was invited by our master with a lot of money!" The man said, his expression was full of admiration, "Lu Tianshi is a master of Taoism in Taihe Kingdom. I heard that he was once honored as a heavenly master by the king of Taihe Kingdom. You can imagine his profound cultivation. That is to say, Lu Tianshi recently felt that his cultivation was stagnant, so he went out to travel in the world of mortals, passing by the Zuixian River, and then he was recognized by our master's eyes, and he paid a lot of money to clean up the demons in the house, otherwise, how can we see such an expert on weekdays? ? And since Lu Tianshi made a move, this incident must be easily captured. Although the two of you have good intentions, I am afraid that it is too late."

The Celestial Master of Thailand?

Isn't that a coincidence!

Xie Feiyan looked at Lin Chengshuang, who was also from Thailand, and saw that the "Thailand ranger" had a subtle look on his face. The expression on his face seemed to be amused or toothache.

"The master said... he is the national teacher of Taihe Kingdom?" Lin Chengshuang asked.

The gatekeeper nodded affirmatively: "That's right!"

Lin Chengshuang asked: "The Taihe Kingdom lives inland and is thousands of miles away from here. How does your master know that the man is the real Taihe Kingdom Teacher, not someone who is a fake?"

The gatekeeper said: "Young Master, you don't know something. Then Lu Tianshi has the ability to reach the heavens and the earth, so he doesn't bother to lie about such trivial matters!"

"Oh? Really? What kind of power does that celestial master have?" This time even Xie Feiyan was curious.

The gatekeeper suddenly got excited, and made this Lu Tianshi miraculous - what kind of indestructible body, what kind of indestructible body, what kind of magical magic, how to catch evil spirits with a piece of paper, and return the clear sky with a thread, etc. .

On the side, Xie Feiyan and Lin Chengshuang's expressions became more subtle as they listened. Finally, Xie Feiyan couldn't help laughing, and said to Lin Chengshuang: "Young master Lin, since that celestial master has such extraordinary powers, why don't we all go and open our eyes, you see how?"

Lin Chengshuang hesitated to speak, nodded silently, and went to the crowd in the manor together with Xie Feiyan, joining the melon-eating crowd watching the practice.

But at this moment, in front of the altar surrounded by the crowd, a white-haired and childlike master was standing in the crowd, with a solemn expression, a thin cotton thread was tied on the outstretched left middle finger, and a copper coin was tied to the other end of the cotton thread. At this moment, this cotton thread is burning violently, and the flames are steaming. It looks very scary, but it just keeps burning this thin cotton thread.

The people around watched this scene, couldn't help holding their breath, and whispered to each other, although their voices were small, they were extremely excited.

"Sure enough, the master!"

"that's amazing!"

"That's right, it's obviously an ordinary cotton thread, why does it keep burning?"

"Didn't you listen to the master? That flame is not ordinary fire, it can only burn demons, not ordinary things!"

"Oh, I see!!"

The master looked at the flame with a solemn expression, sighed and shook his head, then extinguished the flame, and put the cotton thread and copper money into his sleeve: "Master Jiang, your family's problem is not small!"

The current Master Jiang, who is Jiang Huo's son Jiang Aoyi, immediately became nervous when he heard the words, and uttered a deceitful saying that is common in all over the world: "Does the master have a solution? The master must save us!"

Xie Feiyan, who was at the side, found it interesting, and asked Lin Chengshuang beside him, "Mr. Lin, can you see the key here?"

Lin Chengshuang covered the lower half of his face with a fan, and said in a low voice, "Brother Ning, do you know about the brine of tofu? From what I can see, this cotton thread should be soaked in salt brine. The surface of the thread, and the interior of this thread is protected by chlorine, potassium chloride...cough, salt brine, so it has not been blown for a long time." After a pause, Lin Chengshuang said, "It is undoubtedly a liar."

Xie Feiyan nodded with a smile, pretending he didn't hear Lin Chengshuang's slip of the tongue just now, and praised: "Mr. Lin is really well-informed."

Being praised by such a beautiful woman, even though the straight man Lin Chengshuang had no impure thoughts about this beautiful woman, he couldn't help feeling flattered and proud at the same time.

"Brother Ning praised you! Judging from Brother Ning's expression, it is obvious that he also knows the tricks of this charlatan, but Brother Ning is indifferent and took the initiative to give up the opportunity to show off to this subordinate." Lin Chengshuang warmly praised, " On this point, brother Ning's realm is indeed higher, I really feel ashamed of myself!"

Xie Feiyan: "..."

Xie Feiyan wanted to touch his face again.

In the arena, after a tense exchange between the charlatan and the victim, they finally reached a consensus of cheating and being cheated.

Afterwards, the charlatan carried the gold in his sleeve that was stuffed by the victim crying and shouting, and before returning to the altar in satisfaction, he took out a piece of yellow paper and slapped it on the table.

"Drink! Let my celestial master take a look at your monster's real body!"

"Sky spirits, earth spirits, demons and ghosts are about to appear!"

After some exaggerated practice, the master pointed to clamp the yellow paper, moved the yellow paper to the candle on the altar and lit it.

And almost at the moment the master moved, a smile appeared on Lin Chengshuang's lips, and he leaned into Xie Feiyan's ear again.

"Brother Ning, next time this master's yellow paper will be burnt with a trace of an animal. The most likely one is a snake, followed by a big worm. It will not be a very complicated pattern."

Sure enough, when Lin Chengshuang exposed the charlatan's tricks in a low voice, "Lu Tianshi" in front of the altar was also making moves——

Obviously, what was ignited by "Lu Tianshi" was only a corner of the yellow paper. It stands to reason that if the yellow paper had not been ignited, it would have been burnt, leaving a round black spot.But what makes people exclaim again and again is that although there is indeed scorched black on the yellow paper at this moment, it is not a circular point, but gradually spreads to the surroundings, quickly outlining a snake-like pattern!

Lin Chengshuang: "It seems to be a 'snake demon'."

Lu Tianshi shouted loudly: "So it's the snake demon that caused the trouble!!"

Xie Feiyan almost didn't laugh out loud.

Lu Tianshi continued to scold loudly: "How dare you, you snake monster, harm ordinary people? Now that I, Lu Kuangguang, are here, how can you allow you to act recklessly in the mortal world? See what I do, and expel you and other monsters quickly! Tian Lingling, Earth Lingling..."

Lu Tianshi began to dance to the Great God while reading.

Xie Feiyan looked even more amused, and just wanted to cooperate with Lin Chengshuang to ask the truth about the trick, to be a qualified fan, but the next moment, his expression suddenly changed, and he looked up at the sky.

At this moment, in the sky above everyone, the originally clear sky was replaced by dark clouds, piling up layers upon layers, covering the sky, and with Xie Feiyan's eyes, he could vaguely see something dazzling in the gloomy gray clouds. Golden swimming!

--what is that? !

On the ground, Lin Chengshuang didn't notice the changes in the sky and Xie Feiyan. He just stared at the "Tianshi Lu", the great jumping god, with a solemn expression full of excitement, as if he had become a vanguard who broke superstition and deceit.

In front of the altar, Lu Tianshi's dancing master also came to an end, took out a piece of white paper and nailed it to the altar, and slapped it hard.

"Hey! You monsters, why don't you show up quickly?!!"

In an instant, a bloody handprint appeared out of thin air on the white paper!

Everyone exclaimed again, but Lin Chengshuang showed a confident smile.

"Brother Ning, look, this bloody handprint looks miraculous, but it's actually related to orifices... words...?"

Slowly, Lin Chengshuang's voice disappeared.

Because Lin Chengshuang gradually discovered that the whispers that had been walking around had weakened at some point and turned into a dead silence. At the same time, everyone was looking at the sky at this moment with the same stunned expression.

what happened?

what happened? !

Why is everyone looking at the sky? !

Why... why is it... so dark now?

goo-dong-

I don't know who swallowed his saliva, and the sound of the throat rolling was especially loud in today's dead air.

Lin Chengshuang's expression was stiff, with a warning sign in his heart, he slowly raised his head to look at the sky.

I saw in the sky at this moment, in the dark clouds, there was a huge thing like rolling mountains, hovering in the sky!

His head is like a camel, his horns are like a deer, his eyes are like a rabbit, his ears are like a cow, his neck is like a snake, his belly is like a mirage, his scales are like a carp, his claws are like an eagle's, his palms are like a tiger's. His whole body is shining with golden light. Holy, so that everyone who sees it will be in awe!

But at this moment, His head was lowered from the clouds, and those golden eyes were looking at the Jiang Family Manor on the ground, ruthlessly and fairly, just like the Creator looking at the noisy creatures in his palm!

He, is he—

In the Jiang Family Manor, except for Xie Feiyan, Lin Chengshuang, and Lu Tianshi, all the servants and "strange men and strangers" fell to their knees the moment they saw Him.

Even the head of the Jiang family, whose heart is higher than the sky, had to kneel down under the gaze of these eyes, trembling and sweating profusely.

Xie Feiyan looked at him, thinking of something, his expression gradually eased, and a smile appeared on his lips.

As for Lu Tianshi and Lin Chengshuang, one is clearly a liar and the other is a vanguard in combating deceit, but they are all looking at the sky at the moment, dumbfounded, and the same thought rarely popped up in their hearts:

This thing in the sky must be fake!

fake! !

——How could there be a dragon god in this world? !

The author has something to say: Overbearing Dragon God Little Mirror [doge]

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