The daily life of the retired devil

Ten years later.

In the spring of the 22nd year of Taizheng, the old Yuanwen Emperor suffered from aging and sickness, so he urgently wanted to seek the method of longevity and get rid of the mortal body, so he issued a yellow list to announce to the world, and invited capable people and masters from all over the world , gathered in the imperial city, participated in the grand event together, and promised that the person who stood out from the grand event would be the Dazheng national teacher!

Dazheng is one of the few powerful and powerful countries in the human race, and the position of Dazheng national teacher can gather human luck and give practitioners a lot of help!Although there are too many karmic entanglements in this kind of help, and they are not favored by powerful people, it is of great benefit to those who are casual cultivators and monsters. To put it more secularly, the status of Dazheng Guoshi is lofty. How can its power and wealth be less?

Therefore, as soon as the yellow list came out, the world shook, and all kinds of monks, true and false, rushed towards the capital of Dazheng.

At the same time, within the Xuantian Sect.

A white-browed Taoist sitting in the sect suddenly felt something. He woke up from the long retreat. He thought about it, pointed at the paper crane on the table in the practice room, and asked the paper crane to carry a message to the Now the head of Xuantianzong.

"Nowadays, there are changes in the capital of Dazheng. Dragons and snakes are mixed, secrets are concealed, and cause and effect are confused. However, this place is an important place for humanity, and no mistakes are allowed. We, the righteous sect, should send our disciples to the capital of Dazheng at this moment to help Humanity is!"

The little paper crane spread its wings, flew out of the secret room, flew over the rolling mountains, and then came to the main peak, and landed lightly in front of the head.

Coincidentally, at the moment in the main hall of Xuantianzong's main peak, the head of Xuantianzong and all the elders are also discussing this matter.And when they saw the paper crane sending a message, and found that the master uncle who had reached the peak of his cultivation and had not cared about common affairs for a long time had actually mentioned this matter, these immortals in the eyes of ordinary people made a decisive decision and asked their master After bowing respectfully in the direction of the uncle, he sent an elder of the sect with mysterious Taoism to lead three proud disciples Xuanyi, Xuanfeng and Xuande, as well as several disciples who were about to enter the world to practice, a total of ten people went together. Dazheng capital guards the important place of humanity.

In fact, Xuantianzong is not the only sect that made a similar decision. Except for some sects that live in other continents and are too far away, all sects that can rush to the Dazheng capital before the convening of this water and land ceremony will be More or less, they sent their own disciples to join this event with different purposes.

The autumn of Taisho 22.

Xuantianzong and his party finally arrived at the capital ten days before the Fa Conference.

On this day, early in the morning, these righteous people with extraordinary bearing pressed down the clouds and landed on the ground. Under the leadership of the elder Yang Zhenzi, they lined up in the long queue waiting to enter the city, and entered the city with ordinary people in a low-key manner.

On the way, from time to time, they could see some "spiritual masters" who had no aura but looked like dogs, jumping into the city under the pretense of attending the Fa conference, and they were both angry and funny.

The young and vigorous little brother Xuande glared at those people, swept them back and forth on their valuable clothes, and finally couldn't help complaining: "Ordinary people don't know real immortals, they only treat a group of deceitful people as honored guests , it can be seen that the reason why they are only mortals is for a reason!"

Senior sister Xuanfeng frowned, and then returned to a calm and indifferent expression.

On the contrary, Senior Brother Xuanyi stopped him and said: "Junior Junior Brother, this statement is wrong. Ordinary people have no discernment, and it is difficult to distinguish true immortals. It is not their original intention to respect Luo Yi first and then respect others. What's more, we come from the same line of Xuantian Sect. I came here to shoulder the important task of protecting the luck of the human race, not to participate in this water and land ceremony, so why bother with a group of mortals?"

Eldest brother Xuanyi is a high-ranking disciple of the sect, with profound Taoism, he is the default successor of Xuantian Sect.

Therefore, once these words came out, no matter if they were sincere or false, the younger brother and all the other brothers could only sigh in admiration: "Big brother, great advice!"

Xuanyi heard the words, smiled slightly, with a humble look on his face.

Yang Zhenzi, who was watching coldly from the sidelines, also nodded silently at this time, stroking his beard in comfort, feeling that they really have successors to Xuantianzong.

Soon, a group of ten people passed through the city gate and entered the city.

At noon, they first found a restaurant, sat down at three tables, occupied a corner of the inn, and savored the delicacies of the world slowly.

Suddenly, I don't know which one of the diners yelled "Look! It's a fairy!" Everyone at the Xuantian Sect at the dinner table was shocked, thinking that their identities had been exposed, and they felt helpless and worried. Complacent, he even began to think about whether to change to a restaurant for dinner.

But when they looked up and looked around, they realized that everyone in the restaurant didn't look at their tables. Instead, they gathered by the window of the restaurant and pointed out the window.

Some Xuantianzong disciples who thought too much had hot faces, and were still a little annoyed and dissatisfied in their hearts. They thought to themselves, who else could be regarded as immortals besides Xuantianzong?I'm afraid they are some thieves again? !

Thinking about it, these disciples stood up from the dining table, and like these diners, squeezed to the window, ready to see which "immortal" outside the building was performing the ritual.

And just looking at it closely, this disciple of Xuantianzong, who is serious about being an immortal teacher, couldn't help but exclaimed.

"My God!"

At this moment, on the street below, in the middle of a circle of spectators, a father and son stood together, performing tricks for everyone.

Among them, the father stood on the spot and gave instructions, while the child, under the instructions of his father, turned into a crane hovering in the air for a while, turned into a golden monkey scratching his head and ears for a while, and turned into a boy exactly like his father for a while. People, smiling to all around.

Everyone exclaimed and applauded loudly, throwing silver coins into the plate from time to time, and the copper coins on the plate became piles after a while.

However, perhaps because of the high content of hidden dragons and crouching tigers in the capital recently, and the high content of "superior people", tricks like this father and son's tricks, which are enough to cause a sensation in normal times, are only "quite interesting" in the eyes of everyone in the capital today. So soon, someone in the crowd shouted loudly: "Old man, your tricks are mediocre, but there are better tricks?! If you have better tricks, I will reward you ten taels of silver! "

The onlookers were startled, found it interesting, and joined in the fun, saying, "That's right! If you have better looking ones, old man, I'd like to pay ten taels!"

"Me too!"

"..."

Ten taels, ten taels, and twelve taels.

In just a few moments, someone made a fuss and collected a hundred taels of silver!

This is not a small amount of money, so the old man thought about it, gritted his teeth and stomped his feet.

"Okay! Since everyone's kindness is hard to refrain from, the old man, I will show you a magic trick I learned from a fairy!"

Everyone exclaimed in unison: "Immortal method?!"

"That's right, it's the Immortal Method!"

While speaking, the father took out the rope from his package and showed it to everyone, saying that it was just an ordinary rope.

Everyone looked at it carefully and confirmed that it was really an ordinary rope, and there was nothing tied to both ends. When they were wondering, they saw the old man's wrist flick, and the rope was thrown into the air.

"Wow!"

Amid the exclamation of everyone, the rope stood up straight in the air, as if it had firmly hooked something in the sky!

"Immortal method! This is really an immortal method!"

"The art of immortals!"

"Someone really used the magic of the immortal!"

"My God! It's amazing! It's amazing!"

Miao Xin, a disciple of Xuantian Sect, saw exactly this scene.

And compared to mortals who only know how to exclaim, the shock he feels at this moment is deeper!

He was stunned, and then quickly came back to his senses, put his magic power on his eyes, and looked at the rope carefully, but the more he looked, the more horrified he became, because no matter how he looked at it, the rope was just ordinary It's just a rope!

So, he thought that there might be something wrong with the other end of the rope, so he used his eyesight again to look at the sky.

But what made him break out in cold sweat was that the rope that was only coiled a few times in the old man's hands, after being thrown into the sky by the old man, it grew so long that there was no end in sight, as if the rope was really hanging on a corner of the heaven at this moment!

"how come……"

"how is this possible……"

Is it blindfolded?

But everything in front of him clearly does not show any trace of Daoism!

Why?how is this possible?

How exactly is this done?

This Xuantian Sect disciple felt a chill down his spine, even his Dao heart was almost shaken by this moment and scene!

In the restaurant, the elder Yang Zhenzi sensed that something was wrong, got up and walked to the window, and pressed his palm on the disciple's shoulder to help him stabilize his Dao heart. Several true disciples followed him and came to the window together, Qi looked out the window, and then exclaimed at the same time: "How is it possible?!"

The exclamations of the disciples of Xuantian Sect were submerged in the chirping voices of the crowd, and they were inconspicuous at all, so naturally they couldn't affect the father and son who were connected.

Then, the old man pulled the rope, and after confirming that the rope had been hung firmly, he saluted all around, and said with a smile: "To tell you the truth, I have heard that the peach garden of the Queen Mother of Heaven has already matured. Because there has never been a grand peach festival, I can only let the fragrant peaches wither and wither in the peach garden. I thought, this peach is so good, if no one tastes it, it would be a waste of money? So today, I will Please have a taste of the flat peaches from Tiangong, and I hope all the judges will give you money if you have money, and if you don’t have money, you will give us a personal prize!"

After finishing speaking, the old man turned his head to the child and said, "My son, are you ready?"

"Ready!"

"Then go!"

"okay!"

The child responded with a smile, climbed on the straight rope, and climbed up the rope like a monkey. After a while, he disappeared into the clouds under the eyes of many mortals and monks.

"Oh my god, I went up, I really went up!"

"Great! Great!"

"Fantastic!"

On the street, the more surprised and happier the mortals shouted, the uglier the faces of the Xuantianzong people in the restaurant were, because there was still no trace of Taoism in such a miraculous scene in front of them, and the man who climbed into it along the rope The children in the clouds really disappeared!

How can this be so? !

Could it be that all of this is really a magic trick? !

And the place where the child went was actually the legendary heaven? !

"Elder, this—"

"Shh, calm down! Let's keep reading!"

It didn't take long for everyone to wait, and soon, peaches began to fall from the clouds one by one.

The old man picked up the burden, caught all these peaches, and distributed them to everyone with a smile.

The onlookers got a peach, looked carefully, and found that the peach was really good in appearance. When they opened their mouths and bit it, the juice overflowed, and it was fragrant and sweet.

Great!

magical!

More and more people gathered around, even Xuantianzong saw some human spirits sneaking up, wanting to grab a "Xiantao" to taste.

Those foxes, mice, carp and the like, little monsters, are not worth mentioning, but Xuantian Zong Yang Makoto was surprised that some ghosts who approached the old man, even he couldn't see through their real bodies. Extraordinary, either the Taoism is profound and the origin is extraordinary, or it is simply a "god" who gathers the power of the gods and vows to transform into a human being and sits in the shrine of mortals!

——A mere Fa conference has gathered so many experts? !

And so many experts can't see through this old man's "tricks"? !

Just when Yang Zhenzi was secretly startled, suddenly, a shadow flew across the sky, and then the child's body suddenly fell from the air and fell to pieces.

Everyone was startled and backed away again and again, but the old man also turned pale with fright, and threw himself in front of the child's body, holding the child and crying bitterly.

"My son, I was the one who harmed you. It was I who coveted the treasures of heaven and ordered you to steal peaches. That's why you were punished by the gods. You couldn't even save your body. It's all my fault!"

While crying, the old man bowed his hands to the people around him, and said sadly: "Guys, I have evil thoughts in my heart, and I was punished, but my son is innocent, and he must be buried properly. I hope everyone will donate generously and give me the reward you promised just now, so that I can take my child's body back to my hometown and bury it properly."

Everyone felt sympathetic, generously donated, and gave enough rewards, but some people who originally only coaxed to give ten taels of rewards were embarrassed to renege on their debts, took out silver taels, and put them in the old man's reward pile.

The old man collected a circle of money, his sad expression changed, and he smiled: "My son, get up!"

As soon as the words fell, amidst the exclamation of everyone, the child who had fallen to pieces sat up by himself at this moment, showing a smiling face like an old man, and put his limbs back into his body, and then jumped on the spot again He jumped up and stretched out his arms and legs to the audience to show that he was all right.

At this moment, no matter whether it is a mortal, a monk, a monster who has turned into a human body, or even a god who has long wished to become a god, they are all stunned, and they can't help but want to wipe their eyes.

——Did such a scene really happen? !

"Good! Good! Wonderful!"

I don't know who was the first to recover, and there was a burst of applause.

Soon, everyone came back to their senses and gave warm applause to the father and son who were outstanding in tricks.

The father and son were giggling, and they bowed their hands to the surroundings. After collecting their rope and rewards, they squeezed out of the crowd and disappeared into the alley in two or three steps. put aside.

Countless people or ghosts stood outside the alley where the father and son disappeared, looking around with regret, hating their own pace for being so slow and losing track of the father and son.

As the elder of Xuantianzong, Yang Zhenzi also followed, but he was also ashamed.

After returning to the restaurant, facing the disciples of Xuantian Sect with different expressions, Yang Zhenzi let out a long breath, and solemnly warned everyone in Xuantian Sect: "There is a sky outside the sky, and there are people outside the people. This pair of father and son used it, I am afraid it is really a legend Immortal method in the middle!"

"Immortal?!"

Even if everyone lowered their voices, it caused quite a commotion.

But at this time, they can't care about the eyes of mortals.

Yang Zhenzi nodded heavily, and said: "These two are likely to be masters outside the world, or even..." Even the true immortals who play in the world! "If you meet them in the future, it will be a great opportunity for you, but it will also be a great disaster for you! At that time, you must respect them, and even if you can't make friends, you must never offend these two immortals. I understand. ?"

"Yes!" Everyone's original flying mood became heavy, and they all responded in unison.

Yang Zhenzi's eyes swept around the dissatisfied Xuanyi's face, and he sighed inwardly.

"Never be presumptuous towards a true immortal! If any of you get angry because of being domineering, our Xuantian Sect will never offend a true immortal for this, remember it!"

Everyone looked stunned, and nodded again.

But this time, their voices were much more sincere.

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the other end.

After getting rid of the crowd behind him, the old man came to a small unnamed courtyard very quickly.

He stretched out his hand, took back the child beside him as a paper talisman, adjusted his clothes, entered the courtyard, came to the water pavilion in the middle of the lake, and bowed his hands respectfully to an extraordinary young man: "Your Majesty, I am back!" .”

The young man raised his head, revealing a face that would make the world eclipsed—it was Xie Feiyan!

Xie Feiyan held the book in one hand, with a calm expression and a peaceful voice, he asked slowly, "Did someone follow you when you came back?"

The old man said: "Some people tried to keep up, but they were a group of boys who were not good at learning, and they lost it within two blocks."

If Yang Zhenzi was here, knowing that the old man classified him as a "boy who is not good at learning", he would be furious.

Xie Feiyan smiled slightly, and said again: "Then, can someone guess the continuation of the trick and jump out to interrupt you?"

The old man shook his head: "Nothing."

Xie Feiyan thought for a while: "It seems that the person still hasn't come... Is it because he was scared of being beaten ten years ago and didn't dare to make trouble anymore, or is he going to endure it for a while, and has other plans?"

He thought for a while, but got no answer.

"Forget it, it's still a long time, so don't worry."

Xie Feiyan looked at the old man and smiled slightly: "Thank you for your hard work, come back."

Xie Feiyan gently reached out to the old man, and the old man turned into a golden talisman in a burst of light golden light, and fell into Xie Feiyan's palm.

——It turns out that this old man is just a talisman puppet refined by Xie Feiyan!

In the cool autumn wind, Xie Feiyan put down his book, picked up the tea beside his hand, and looked up at the sky.

The golden sunlight passed through the veil and fell on Xie Feiyan's face hazily, casting a thin layer of golden light on him, making him look like a real fairy.

But only the system knows that this "immortal character" with excellent looks is not thinking about immortals at all.

Xie Feiyan: I don't know how the little mirror looks like in this world.

The author has something to say: System: You are greedy for his body, you are lowly, he~tui!

PS: Generally speaking, it is updated at six or seven in the afternoon. If there is no update, it means that there are too many words and I haven’t finished writing for a while_(:з」∠)_