The daily life of the retired devil

From this day onwards, the supernatural beings of the return faction on the earth have noticed the subtle changes in their own gods.

In the beginning, it was the gods/devils/archangels/XX gods/XX emperor who started to communicate with them more frequently, and the instructions became more clear, rather than "except this, this and that, you can do whatever you want" which makes people feel bald. Order.

Immediately afterwards, the organization of believers became more orderly.

Regarding this point, it is not that the organization of believers was very lax and weak in the past, but to return to an old problem-the gods/devil gods/archangels/XX gods/XX emperors don't care about everyone at all!

Tears!

Now, the gods/devil gods/archangels/XX gods/XX emperors seem to have finally come to the earth from the sky. Although they have become more serious, they are undoubtedly more responsible than before. So, next, in just three short days Within a month, the world of superpowers was surging. Under the vigilant and suspicious gaze of modern superpowers, these believers of different beliefs preliminarily drafted the "Global Believers' Guardian Convention" under various forms of communication——

Rule [-]: When carrying out the dungeon mission of Infinite Killing Intent, Transcendents who are also players on Earth must abandon their previous suspicions, even if they cannot cooperate together, they must not hold each other back with malice;

Article [-]: When superhumans are on the earth, they should act as low-key as possible, not interfering in the internal affairs and foreign affairs of various countries, and all actions are based on the premise of helping the earth survive the infinite murderous game safely;

Article [-]: When extraordinary people have to fight each other, they should try their best not to involve ordinary people and civilization forces, and everything is based on the premise of preserving the fire of earth civilization;

Article [-]: ...

The fifth:……

After half a year, the "Global Believers' Protection Covenant" was finally finalized and signed by representatives of various religious forces.

Then, soon, this convention was spread out again, and after some minor revisions on beliefs, it became the "Global Extraordinary Guardian Convention".

Until now, some Lone Rangers still have doubts about this matter. They don’t know why everyone should abide by this "agreement", after all——we are extraordinary people!Just do it!Care about politics?

And this kind of "fire of civilization" and "the future of mankind", shouldn't the government and various major forces worry about it?Is it their turn to care about this thing? ?

And at this time, someone will speak meaningfully.

"Haven't you watched the latest commentary video released by [Infinite Murder Strategy Group] this morning? I suggest you watch it."

"Or review the first video of the strategy group."

After hearing this, the bystanders were full of suspicion: What's the matter?So mysterious?

With such doubts in mind, these people clicked on the guide group video, which is now known as the "Infinite Murder Game Authority Group", and found their latest commentary video.

And in this video, the "team leader" who has shrouded his face in the mist for many years reappeared, and said straight to the point to everyone in front of the screen:

"Hi everyone, I want to tell you a piece of good news, but for some people, this may also be unfortunate news-the civilization of the earth will officially enter the 'beast fighting period' of the infinite killing machine game in four months. "

"You should be familiar with the 'Beast Fighting Period'. After all, from the early morning of July 2021, 14 to the present in July 2026, the game of infinite killing machines has been on the earth for more than five years. And I originally released about' A video explainer of 'Infinite Killer Game Mechanics' has also been released for five years."

"In the past five years, I have seen everyone's performance. To be honest, I was pleasantly surprised and surprised. I saw some people who gained power beyond ordinary people from the killing machine game, but they did not abandon their past. The education I received in those years still leads my life down-to-earth; I have also seen some people enter the murderous game ambitiously, but finally fall completely on an alien planet beyond the reach of earth civilization, and die in an unknown corner... I I even saw many people who were not qualified to be players get places through various means and act recklessly, but I believe that such people have already paid the price... all kinds of prices..."

"In short, the performance of everyone on Earth is still on the rise, and everyone is no longer unfamiliar with alien players and alien technology in the game, so I won't take up more of your time here."

"What I want to tell you now is that because the players of Earth Civilization have successfully restrained themselves at the beginning of the game, and joined hands with players of other races to win outstanding scores for Earth Civilization, four months later, that is, in 2026 In December of this year, the earth civilization will officially enter the beast fighting period, that is, choose a civilization as your opponent in the vast and boundless universe, put all your chips on it, and fight to the death!"

"Hearing this, everyone may feel confused and uneasy, because the universe is so vast, the power of those civilizations is hidden deep in the vast sea of ​​stars, and our usual tasks as players have only seen the tip of the iceberg of alien civilizations— —Under such circumstances, how should the civilization of the earth choose to stand out from the infinite killing machine game and achieve victory and success?!"

"Don't worry, I will show you three civilization materials that can be the opponents of our earth civilization. I hope that everyone can reach an agreement before the arrival of December, and reveal your own in the selection of opponents in the beast fighting period." The key vote..."

"Then the first civilization that will appear next is..."

"The second civilization is..."

"The third civilization is..."

All the people who clicked on the video were completely dumbfounded at this moment, and their dumbfoundedness increased exponentially in the subsequent part of the video.

—What, what, what, what is this all about? !

The arrival of the Beast Fighting Period is okay, after all, it was said five years ago, but the question is, why is it coming so soon? !

And those civilization materials, how did you collect them?

And it's not the data of one civilization, but the data of several civilizations... Damn, who the hell are you, how can you get all this stuff? !

May I ask what you do?

Xie Feiyan: It's nothing, professional troublemakers.

When the entire earth civilization fell into panic and chaos due to the release of this video, when humans and players around the world were discussing the upcoming "beast fighting period", on the other side, the culprit who set off this turmoil was... On the sidelines, he buried his head in the dark with his Taoist companion, and at the same time confidently instructed his apprentices to work.

"Disciple, go and bring the cushion for Master."

"Ah, by the way, there are also takeaway skewers, which should arrive in a while, remember to open the door in advance."

"You can edit the strategy videos sent by believers. Children in some sects are really chatty. Just edit a few key clips."

"and also……"

"correct……"

"BALABALA..."

"BALABALABALAB..."

Yushiyang with the ID name "Shi Wenguang" had a dark face and slapped the table with black air.

"That's enough! You old and disrespectful guy!" Yu Shiyang was bald with anger, "Can't you be a little bit more conscious of being a teacher?! You clearly said that you want to accept me as an apprentice, but it turned out that you have been doing it for more than half a year. Haven't I been doing odd jobs?!"

When it comes to this matter, Yu Shiyang, who thinks he is rational, objective, indifferent, and never changes his face, almost shed bitter tears.

Since being bought and sold by some guy half a year ago, and brought back to Lucheng, Yushiyang has been forced to take over the important task of "saving the world and human beings" and "preserving the fire of the earth's civilization and supporting the development of the earth's civilization".

It's not that Yu Shiyang has to talk about this matter, the key point is-this incredible thing doesn't seem like he can handle it alone, right? !

This kind of task was thrown on his shoulders in one go. Isn't this old guy who calls himself "Master" afraid that he will be crushed to death? !

"Old thing" waved his hand calmly: Don't be afraid, I have prepared many younger brothers for you.

Then Xie Feiyan made a backhand and gave him the contact information of all the leaders of the "Returnist" Transcendents in the world.

And it wasn't until this time that Yu Shiyang knew that those religious fanatics who jumped up and down a few years ago, as well as the low-key but restless evil believers, all they believed in was Xie Feiyan!

In other words, the n gods on the earth today all have the same core inside!

At the moment when he knew the truth, even Yu Shiyang couldn't help but swear: Teacher, why are you so good at making trouble? ?Do you know that your believers are about to beat the "infidels" like dogs?

Xie Feiyan said lightly: "I know, but children, it's normal to be lively, so don't worry about it."

Yushiyang: "..."

It's impossible not to worry! ! !

In short, in the process of getting along with this "Master", as a normal human being, Yu Shiyang is often so angry that the other party is so angry that he can't wait to show his ambition with death, or grab Xie Feiyan's ear and yell:

"No! That's not how normal humans think!!"

"No! That's not a 'lively kid'! That's a normal adult human!!!"

"No! Ordinary people can't do what you said at all! What you are facing is really just ordinary and normal modern humans. Be sober!!!"

#Every day you can see fish stone sheep scratching the wall#

Shen Cijing watched from the side, feeling very sympathetic to Xie Feiyan, an apprentice who was always angry like a puffer fish, and would often show up to rescue the scene with the conscience of a fairy.

"A Fei, don't worry about it. It's normal for Xiaoyu not to understand what you mean. Although he looks old, he is only in his early 20s!"

"Forget it, Ah Fei, it's normal for Xiaoyu to be a bit more tempered and lively. You see, he doesn't even have a girlfriend!"

"Don't be angry, Ah Fei, it's normal for Xiaoyu to say something stupid, don't take it to heart, after all, this kid has only reached level 30 in five years since the server started, and he's very weak at first glance."

Yushiyang: "..."

Thank you, Mistress, but please stop talking.

Tell me again that I really want to hang myself for you to see.

Many times, Yu Shiyang wondered how he survived the torture of the two masters in the past half a year, but in short, half a year has passed, and the game of infinite murder on the earth has slowly started to get on track.

After the beast fighting period came, it was no accident that the earth civilization voted for a civilization dominated by spirit bodies as its opponent.

Yu Shiyang had heard about this civilization.The parent star of this civilization is called Tianji Star, and this civilization is also temporarily named Tianji Civilization, and the main players of its civilization are composed of "ghosts" in the sense of earth civilization.

They are very malicious to humans, and they were originally in a state of mutual restraint with human players.However, due to the many powers and abilities of the superhumans on Earth, people on Earth have discovered that the players of this civilization will be restrained by religious supernatural beings such as hell, heaven, and Buddhism, and even by the sun. This civilization voted and elected it.

Yu Shiyang understands that this is inevitable after being guided by his master's "commentary video".

Also the best result.

After that, another half a year passed.

After the information of civilizations has been screened and designated by each other in the game of Infinity Killing Machines, the civilization of the earth has finally "successfully matched" with the civilization of Tianji, entering the final period of beast fighting.

But at such a time, Xie Feiyan, who had been supporting the earth's civilization until now, disappeared together with Shen Cijing.

There is only one letter left for Yushiyang.

【The future of mankind should always be in the hands of mankind. 】

【I believe that you can do all this well, because I believe that you can seize the future you want-whether it is human beings or your own. 】

【Go ahead, I will keep watching you until the end. 】

"This is an old and disrespectful guy... the matter of picking up the pick is so straightforward!"

Yu Shiyang rubbed his sand-filled eyes.

"Then just watch."

"I will seize the future I want."

·

On the other end, Shen Cijing looked at Xie Feiyan with a smile, and said, "Afei, is it really okay if we leave like this?"

Xie Feiyan glanced at him: "Are you reluctant?"

Shen Cijing laughed and said, "Obviously I'm afraid of Ah Fei, you can't bear it. You like this little apprentice too, right?"

Everyone likes smart kids.

In addition, this kid is also funny - one of Xie Feiyan's greatest joys every day is to see his apprentice so angry that he wants to die with him but there is nothing he can do about it.

Xie Feiyan stared at Shen Cijing and smiled: "Well, I may come back to see him in the future. After all, this guy is still young. If something goes wrong, I have to help him right it. But now, I just I want to be with you, Ah Jing."

Xie Feiyan paused: "And it's really an eyesore to have a light bulb sticking around at home."

Shen Cijing couldn't help but hugged Xie Feiyan into his arms.

"Fei, you are so cute."

Xie Feiyan snorted softly as if annoyed, but he was playing with Shen Cijing's hand under his hand, interlocking his fingers with Shen Cijing's.

I promised you that I will always be by your side.

until the end of time.

The author has something to say: Toothache is not a disease, it can kill you _(:з」∠)_

Thank you very much for your support and encouragement all the way, but the author may have really exhausted his enthusiasm due to toothache recently. When coding, his heart is as calm as water, and he has no passion for doing big things in the past, so this article can’t go on anymore. I will write it temporarily Let's end in this world T_T

Originally, the author thought that it would not be a problem for me to write more than 100 million words for this kind of fast travel collection, but now I realize that the biggest problem is not the inspiration but my teeth (oh, about the teeth, I actually want to pull them out, but The doctor said that my maxillary occlusal teeth have already grown, and I can only extract the upper and lower teeth together. I can’t make up my mind for the time being. QAQ

In short, this journey has come to an end for the time being, but you don’t have to regret it. First, this text is considered a derivative text. Second, the stories of each world in the fast time travel, I think it is a relatively complete type. Alright, so next I will write extra stories about individual worlds (the first/third world, extra stories about the first world, the evaluation of the emperor’s later generations, and the third world, the truth about why Xiao Xie got the title of “Perfect Fraudster” ), not long, should be finished in two chapters or one chapter

PS: If you still want to continue watching Xiao Xie’s trouble-making journey, I will post the second part in the column, which is called "Retired Demon Lord's Trouble-making Daily". If you are interested, you can bookmark it. If you are not interested, here It's okay to stop

PSS: The extended chapter of this infinite stream is also posted, called "So this isn't a sadomasochism novel, is it?" ".This article should be a medium-length article, and those long-form plots that are not suitable for fast-traveling short stories will be expanded in this article, such as the specific content of the infinite killing machine game/various strange and treacherous copies/positions that appear on the earth Different highlight players/instance cracking live broadcasts/food cooking live broadcasts (.), etc., will continue to be written here.But this book has no CP, maybe some people don’t like it _(:з」∠)_

PSSS: Thank you again for your support. When I first wrote this book, I really took the attitude of writing casually. I didn’t draw up the outline, but I didn’t expect to get so many people’s likes and supports in the end. It’s really great. Thank you all, give everyone a warm post!