The daily life of the retired devil

【...Are you sure you want to do this?If you really want to track your subject's soul and pinpoint his small world, then we need a new contract.From then on, I am no longer a comprehension support system, but a cannon fodder counterattack system of quick travel! 】

[...Wow!What?You actually said I was useless?Let me tell you, if it weren't for the fact that our side has always been a formal trading system where buying and selling are voluntary, you wouldn't be able to change contracts so easily!And you think that you are the boss of a small world?I am one of the sub-systems of the Ten Thousand Worlds Co-Progression System, and the main purpose is to save the world—]

"Okay, there is no truth in your mouth, do you have to expose you?"

"Let's start like this."

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Countless chaotic memories poured into his head in an instant, making Xie Feiyan feel dizzy for a moment, as if drunk, dizzy, and his vision was hazy, with many double images.

Xie Feiyan shook his head, a little confused about his state, but he quickly understood: he was not disturbed by these chaotic memory fragments, but the body he was using now was really drunk.

Xie Feiyan glanced around, but saw that he was sitting in the upper seat of the banquet, surrounded by birds and birds in front of him, and a pair of slender white and tender hands held wine glasses in front of him, constantly persuading him to drink.

"My lord, let's have a drink!"

"My lord, you have to drink the wine toasted by Xiao Yinger, but you must drink the wine from the slave!"

"Master, and me, I want to offer you a cup too."

"Son..."

"Son..."

Xie Feiyan couldn't help but laugh, he didn't expect that he would be in the public relations scene of the female public relations club as soon as he woke up.

If Xie Feiyan was using his original body at this moment, then he wouldn't mind drinking a few drinks, just to make the little girl happy, but this body is obviously not strong enough to drink.

What's more, according to the memory of the original owner, his nominal uncle, Chen Guogong, is about to arrest someone. At that time, this ordinary brothel will stage a scene of "the Duke hates him for not fighting, and angrily reprimands the prince; The good show of "beating the prince drunk" made this ordinary brothel famous.

And thousands of years later, some people will circle this place into a scenic spot where "the fake prince beats the real Duke" and invites actors to come to perform the play "Drunk Fighting the Duke" every day, and there are countless tourists who take pictures and applaud and explain the allusions in detail. tour guide.

What a loss.

Now that the inner core of the shell has been replaced by Xie Feiyan, Xie Feiyan naturally wouldn't make himself lose such a big face, so suppressing the power of alcohol and medicine in his body, he smiled and perfunctory these hospitable senior female public relations, then changed his clothes under excuses, left the banquet.

Along the way, Xie Feiyan's footsteps were leisurely, and his expression was as usual. No one could tell that he had taken the effects of the medicine, and no one could see that he was actually about to sneak out of the brothel—because at this moment, Xie Feiyan not only did not go to the gate of the brothel, but walked towards the door of the brothel. A place deeper in the brothel.

Xie Feiyan quickly organized his memory.

Now, at the banquet in the brothel, it is the loyal princeling in the eyes of outsiders, the friend, companion and cousin of the original owner of the body, Chen Yurong, the second son of Chen Guogong.

Two hours ago, this Chen Yurong, at the Queen's request, tricked the original owner of his body, Prince Zhao Sheng, out of the palace, made a big circle around the capital, and brought him to the brothel. When faced with the original owner's questioning, It is only said that there is an unruly personality who wants to be introduced to the prince.

The prince did not doubt that there was him, so he sat in the place of fireworks and waited for the great talent to appear, but who knows that the great talent never showed up, and he himself drank several glasses of wine under Chen Yurong's persuasion.

Alcohol, there is no problem at all, but if this wine is taken together with the medicinal powder provided by the empress, there will be a wonderful reaction that is not inferior to that of cephalosporin paired with wine.

Therefore, at this moment, Chen Guogong, who is walking angrily on the road to the brothel, will find out the "even more useless prince" in the process of "angrily scolding the useless son", and then after expressing deep shock and disappointment to the prince, he will logically say The prince who was demented by the medicine was beaten violently, which logically caused the matter to become a big one, causing the prince to lose his sanctity and the hearts of the people.

Until the real prince appears on the stage, the original owner will be exposed by the real prince as a fake prince, and then he will be sentenced to death by the emperor on the charge of "unpredictable intentions and confusion of royal blood". There are countless infamy and funny drama sketches.

However, what no one knows is that all of this is nothing more than the unanimous murder of people with ulterior motives from all walks of life, and the culprit who played "civet cat for prince" back then is none other than the biological mother in name of the fake prince. Empress Chen Shuzi.

In this good show, there is only one real victim, and that is the fake prince Zhao Sheng who is completely ignorant from the beginning to the end.

[The wish of the original owner, Zhao Sheng, is that his life will no longer be dominated by others. 】

The system reads the wishes of this poor man who has been calculated all his life.

【He wants to live a fair life without being ridiculed by anyone. 】

The system paused and quickly replenished.

[However, fulfilling Zhao Sheng's wish can only prevent you from being rejected by the heavens in this small world.If you want to get more luck to subsidize your troubled object, you have to grab the luck of the real protagonist and become the real son of heaven-remember, this is a battle of luck, which is different from ordinary people. Gratitude and resentment are not the same, it is a battle where there is only victory or defeat, there is no right or wrong, so don't act recklessly, capsize the boat in the gutter in the small world, if you fail to win luck, you will kill yourself instead. 】

"Good intentions? Didn't you think I would give you the impression of a 'kind person'? It's my fault." Xie Feiyan chuckled, "Who is the real protagonist?"

Although Xie Feiyan asked, he already had the answer in his heart.

And sure enough, the system's answer was within his expectations.

[The real protagonist is the old enemy of your body, the real prince Zhao Ji. 】

[He is the real prince in the civet cat for prince, and he is also a time traveler, with the luck of a whole small world, and he is in the honeymoon period with Tiandao.Although you are the master of a world, this is someone else's territory, so please remember to be careful. 】

Xie Feiyan just smiled and didn't reply.

"Don't talk about that boring person." Xie Feiyan's footsteps were a little messy.

The surging medicinal power made his head twitch and ache, and the state of drunkenness also made him feel like he was walking on clouds, his feet were soft, and the ground under his feet was also soft.

But even so, his face was still calm: "What about him? Have you found him?"

The system is speechless.

[How can it be so fast?We have just arrived in the small world! 】

[You have time to miss your man, why not think about how to get out of the current situation!Chen Guogong is now outside the door, he will not let you leave easily! 】

Xie Feiyan chuckled, and was just about to start arguing with the system, when he heard the sound of the door opening in the depths of the corridor, and then a girl with a pretty face and cool clothes was thrown out of the door without mercy.

"roll!"

Behind that door, a man whose face could not be seen yelled angrily.

The girl who was thrown out was reluctant, turned around and wanted to rush in again: "Major General, Major General, please open the door! Although I was sent by Mr. Liu, I am sincere to you. There is a lesson to be learned from the world! I don’t want anything, I just want to spend the spring night with you, it’s enough to be a cat or dog by your side, why are you so cruel to me, and don’t even want to leave me with this little thought?”

The voice inside the door said coldly: "You just want to stay by my side after seeing my face? You have a good idea!"

Girl: "..." Are you not following the routine?

"You came here this time, in the final analysis, you are just obsessed with sex, and you are interested in sex. How dare you say that you are sincere? If true love can also speak, you call it and see if it ignores you!"

The girl's expression cracked.

"Go away! Don't make me say it a third time!"

The girl who was almost not accused of being a sex devil, her girlish heart was smashed to pieces at this moment, and she ran away crying.

And the system listening in was absolutely unexpected.

【Ah this, ah this...】

【This dog-talking stick looks like you, isn't it...】

Xie Feiyan had a smile in his eyes, walked to the closed door, and knocked on the door politely.

"Who?!"

The voice inside the door was subdued and wary.

Xie Feiyan smiled and said: "I'm just an unknown person, but I have to discuss with the major general about a matter related to people's livelihood."

When it came to the "people's livelihood plan", the major general inside the door didn't want to pay attention to Xie Feiyan because of his restless state at the moment, and he was also extremely vigilant in his heart, but he was always skilled and bold, so With a sneer, instead of retreating, he took the initiative to attack, raised the knife and pulled the door bolt.

"Heh, people's livelihood? You better really have—"

Before the major general finished speaking, Xie Feiyan leaned into his arms.

The major general was startled, he never expected that besides women and men would embrace him, he took two steps back in fright, but he didn't expect the cheeky Xie Feiyan to squeeze in the door, fasten the latch, and approach him .

"Who are you?!" The major general snapped.

At this moment, the room was dark, and Xie Feiyan and the major general were shrouded in darkness.

However, although Xie Feiyan couldn't see the young general's current appearance clearly, he knew that this person should have a handsome and beautiful face, and he was full of high-spirited youthful ambition.

This is the cute look that Xie Feiyan always likes.

Xie Feiyan couldn't help laughing, not afraid of the intimidating aura of the major general, he pushed forward and grabbed the other side's lapel.

"Major General, I'm not lying." Xie Feiyan pushed him, sat on the bed directly, and said with a smile in his ear, "Food and sex, sex... These are important livelihood issues!"

The suppressed anger on the major general became more and more agitated, but there was only anger in his heart: Who are you?How can you be so shameless and frivolous! "

In the darkness, Xie Feiyan saw the major general's bright eyes glaring at him.

The Major General's scolding voice was extremely serious, but Xie Feiyan could hear a bit of anger, so even if Xie Feiyan couldn't see the expression on the Major General's face at this moment, he could still guess what the molested Major General would be at the moment. What a majestic yet lovely look.

——It's the kind of cuteness that will explode at the first poke, the kind of cuteness that puffs up seriously.

Yes, the person he likes is just so cute.

Xie Feiyan still wanted to continue teasing this cutie, but he was really dizzy right now, so before the other party pushed him away, Xie Feiyan grabbed his neck first, and stuffed himself into his arms, talking loudly Said: "Okay, don't mess with the little mirror, I'm dizzy right now... give me a hug."

The major general's breathing was inexplicably stagnant, and his heart was beating wildly when he was called out by the "little mirror".

At that time, when he was 14 years old, he was ordered to face danger, fought bloody to defend Baihu Pass, and then wiped out tens of thousands of enemies in three years, becoming a fearsome major general, no one has ever called him so frivolously and affectionately.

Countless people love his skin, but are also afraid of his vicious reputation. They want to throw themselves into their arms and embrace him, but they are also afraid of his murderous aura, which makes him look at it with contempt and laughter.

But now, someone who is not afraid of him has appeared, but why does he feel so wrong?

——Opening his mouth, he called people by nicknames, and even said that he wanted to talk to him about the livelihood issues of "food, sex, sex"... How can this person be so frivolous!

Does he want to talk to him about "people's livelihood issues" whenever he sees a good-looking man? !

The Major General felt shy and annoyed at the same time, he pressed the other person's waist and wanted to put this person away, and then had a good talk with this frivolous man, and told this person what it meant to be a beauty but a dry bone, and what it meant to be skin but nothing.

But Xie Feiyan, who was touched on the waist, had a thought in his heart, and the evil grew out of his guts. He held the major general's face and bit down on the opponent's lips.

Taking advantage of the moment when the major general was stunned, he opened the lips and tongue of the other party, drove straight in, and taught the major general what kissing is.

Two hours later, Xie Feiyan, who still hadn't finished talking with the Major General about the people's livelihood, began to regret it.