After dressing like a snail, I healed the face of the disfigured boss

When Qiang Gong found his little snail, his mood did not improve.He even faintly disliked the little snail he bought to accompany it.

The new white jade snail followed behind it. Instead of interacting with it, it turned around and bit him.

After many days of observation, Qiang Gong also discovered that the snail has teeth!And there are a lot of them!

However, he was only shocked for a moment. After all, in addition to raising snails, he also had to deal with group work on weekdays.

Unable to think of an answer, Qiang Gong took the documents and left the study, not forgetting to put vegetable leaves in the cup before leaving.

Ruan Meng stared at the back of the villain's leaving Wei An, full of hatred, if you become a snail, a snail whose life is threatened all the time and forced to give birth to cubs, I'm afraid you will be worse than me. Happy!

However, as he himself thought, he is now a snail, and it is impossible for the villain to see anything in his small eyes that are not as big as a meter.

Not only that, but the big white fat man behind him was chasing after his buttocks, chattering endlessly.

Yes, the villain's newly bought snail is bigger and whiter than him.

The two of them should be white jade snails of the same species, why is Dahei stronger than him!

Ruan Meng has a deep sense of crisis. As we all know, snails are hermaphroditic animals. They mate through the cloaca and ejaculate each other, because each snail will secrete eggs, so if he is ejaculated by this big white fat man. The essence is finished.

Dahei: "You~why~what~don't~play~with~me~ah~?"

Ruan Meng: Please, don't speak too slowly!I am so tired!

Ruan Meng complained while hiding from the little snail approaching behind her.

"You~are~dumb~ba~? I~no~would~dislike~abandon~your~oh~~" Dahei continued to crawl, there were only two of them in the teacup, and it came out of the farm. Still not quite used to living with a snail, "Ma~ma~say~yes~yes~daughter-in-law~women~good~"

To be honest, from the point of view of the snail world, Big White Fatty can be regarded as tall and strong, with thick eyebrows and big eyes.

If it was a normal snail, it would probably follow.

However, Ruan Meng is a human being, and it is impossible for him to accept breeding with a snail.

"Shut up! Who is your daughter-in-law!" Ruan Meng couldn't bear it any longer, and shouted.

Dahei was pleasantly surprised, and widened its small eyes, "You~know~speak~talk~ah~"

Ruan Meng was very desperate, and he didn't want to speak snail language either.

He felt that he was not a native snail, so he should not be able to understand the words of other snails. As a result, he not only understood, but also spoke.

As a result, he wanted to pretend that he couldn't hear Dahei's words, but he couldn't do it.

Ruan Meng: "Now I'm going to shit, don't follow me!"

He ruthlessly shook his face at Dahei, turned around and walked towards his toilet.

There is no toilet in the cup, he specially made a small compartment out of vegetable leaves.

Going to the toilet in the bathroom was his last insistence on human elegance.

But even so, going to the bathroom is still the biggest problem Ruan Meng faces every day.

Because the snail's anus grows at the junction of the body and the shell, next to the cloaca, and on the body, which means that his um, um, will roll down from his body, and it is still a long strip.

... I didn't say anything, but I was tired anyway.

Fortunately, the snail is a vegetarian, so it doesn't smell so bad, it only has the fragrance of vegetables, otherwise he might be the last snail in history to be suffocated to death.

The unfeeling back of the little snail slowly disappeared into Dahei's eyes, and it slowly thought: "His ~ his ~ daughter-in-law ~ wife ~ son ~ really ~ don't ~ send ~ ah ~"

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After returning from using the toilet, Ruan Meng planned how to escape from prison while eating vegetables.

Yes, he accepted the term jailbreak, because now he is a snail locked behind bars without freedom.

Snails crawl slowly every day, and don't think about eating all the time.

But every time Ruan Meng had to travel as fast as possible and think more attentively, he felt hungry all the time, and his stomach seemed to be connected to another dimension.

And after he is full, he always feels warm in his body, and he really wants to make people sleep comfortably.

It wasn't until a long time later that he realized that it wasn't that he was too tired, but that his body was subconsciously storing energy for transforming into a human form.

He was tortured so hard that he would not eat and turned into a little snail.

But every time, he would be fed a lot of food softly and stubbornly by that man, and then he would be eaten by that man, and he would be full.

What a pity!

But the little snail doesn't know his miserable future yet. He is eating vegetables and planning his escape route in his mind.

After several days of hard work, he has observed the study room clearly.

The desk was parked under the window, far away from the door, and it was not realistic to escape from the door.So his best escape route is to escape through the window and fly away.

The villa, which has been passed down for hundreds of years, is very large, with a long history, and the greenery is very good, with green creepers clinging to the windows.

At that time, all he has to do is to climb up the creeper, hide under the creeper's leaves, and perfectly hide his traces.

And based on what he heard when he woke up on the first day, the villain shouldn't be looking for him.

The villain doesn't like to keep pets, he just has to keep it because of his mother's dying words.When the villain forgets his little snail, then he is really safe.

However, there is also a distance from the desk to the window. He calculated the speed of the snail, which is up to 8.5 meters per hour. It takes about four hours to get off the desk, climb from the desk to the wall, and finally climb up the window from the wall.

During this period, he needs to stop to rest and eat, and he needs to look up from time to time to identify the direction so as not to go wrong.

It's going to be a long jailbreak.

Qiang Gong didn't know that the little snail he raised was planning to escape, so he took a break from his busy schedule, so he raised the little snail according to Uncle Chen's instructions.

Daily feeding on time, let Ruan Meng know what the villain means, but this doesn't dispel his idea of ​​leaving.

After all, no one knows when the villain will go crazy, and he's just a little snail trying to live.

Dahei couldn't understand Ruan Meng's actions, he followed behind Ruan Meng blankly and asked, "What are you doing~what~ah~?"

"Hit~bag~east~west~run~life~ah~" Ruan Meng said impatiently.

Dahei was dumbfounded, "You~how~what~learn~me~speak~talk~ah~"

Because you snails are so funny when they talk, even if you crawl slowly, you still talk so slowly.

Ruan Meng buried his head in biting the vegetable slices, and now he is storing the fleeing luggage.

Based on his daily food intake, he eats ten vegetable slices in four hours.Before fleeing, he would bite all the vegetable slices and carry them away on the shell.

He can also not store, but he can't carry a whole piece of vegetables.

Even more tired!

In the past two days, he heard that the protagonist Shou was coming to find the villain again, and he seemed to have something to discuss, but he couldn't hear it clearly no matter how carefully he listened.

But just like in the novel, the protagonist Shou and the villain are childhood sweethearts, and they grew up together.This time the protagonist came to find the villain, and he couldn't come back for at least four hours, that's the best time for him to leave.

This day came soon, Qiang Palace went downstairs after answering a phone call.As soon as the study door was closed, Ruan Meng took the vegetable slices out of the corner of the cup, asked Dahei to help put them on his shell, and started to leave according to the planned route.

Before leaving, he looked back at Dahei who was still lying on the vegetable leaves in a daze, thought for a while, and asked it, "Do you want to come with me?"

It can be regarded as the love of roommates for the past few days.

Dahei stared blankly at Ruan Meng, and nodded after a while, "Okay~oh~"

He ~ want ~ follow ~ follow ~ daughter-in-law ~ wife ~ go ~

Thus, the two little snails began their long escape journey.

They walked straight along the route planned by Ruan Meng. Every time they walked a certain distance, Ruan Meng would stop to look at the huge window ahead to determine the direction.

Except for the noise, Dahei is a very good partner.

Ruan Meng's physical strength is not good. When he is very tired, Dahei will climb behind him and push his shell to help Ruan Meng crawl.

"Thank you." Ruan Meng thanked.

Dahei shook his little head and said, "No~yes~thanks~"

Two little snails climbed towards the window, leaving a long wet trail behind them, which was the trace of their progress.

Over time, however, the moisture dries, and the route to show them where to go is gone.

I don't know how long it took, the two little snails finally crawled to the ground along the legs of the desk.

Ruan Meng took advantage of the break to look back, and found that the wetness they had left on the desk had disappeared, and she immediately breathed a sigh of relief.

Then... just keep going.

I don't know how long it took, the two little snails finally climbed to the bottom of the wall, and after a while, they can reach the window and reach the other side of freedom and safety.Suddenly, Ruan Meng smelled a smell of smoke.

The kitchen is on the first floor of the villa, and the cook uses smoke-free cooking. There is no way there is any smell of smoke in the villa, and it is also transmitted upstairs.

fire?

The smell of smoke was getting stronger and stronger, after Ruan Meng's little snail head was puzzled for a while, suddenly, suddenly, he remembered something - the villain's face!

In the novel, the villain is very ugly, so ugly that people are frightened and can't eat.

But in the novel, it doesn't say why the villain is so ugly, it's just an understatement that it was an accident.

ACCIDENT……

If the current smoke is real, is the accident that ruined the villain's face the same fire?

Ruan Meng was silent.

The current villain looks very good-looking, so good to see the kind that makes one's legs weak.

Before Ruan Meng was thinking about saving his life, he didn't think about why the villain's face was different from what was written in the novel, but now he thought about it, maybe the villain wasn't ugly in the first place, it was just a fire that disfigured him.

Is it possible that the villain is actually not so dark and twisted, and only changed after his face was disfigured?

Ruan Meng had to think this way, because he had to admit that the villains he was in contact with now were fundamentally different from those described in the novel.

I know how to keep pets, care about the mood of pets, and laugh.

The little snail stopped.

I can't run anymore.

He suddenly couldn't bear to leave the villain behind.

Unknowingly, the leading little snail turned around and looked outside the study.

The smoke was getting thicker and the fire was getting bigger and bigger, and the orange fire light penetrated through the bottom of the study door.

The door is far away, and at a snail's pace, it takes a day to get there.

Ruan Meng suddenly realized that he was just a little snail now, and no matter how much he thought about it, he couldn't help the villain in any way.

So, are you going to keep going?

Dahei was already frightened, and pushed Ruan Meng's shell hard with his head.

It was a pure snail, and the blaze that was heating up made it want to find a safe place to hide.

Ruan Meng was pushed up and down by it, but Dahei didn't know that he couldn't escape the fire at a snail's speed. Even if he managed to climb out of the window by chance, those creepers couldn't protect them.

they will die.

At this moment, the study door was suddenly kicked open.

Qiang Gong ran in, clutching his nose. He ran to the desk to get the cup, but he didn't find the snail in the cup.

He paused for a moment, then immediately squatted down and searched around the desk, and finally found the two dull snails along a trail that hadn't dried up.

His tense nerves relaxed for a moment, and he carefully lifted the smaller snail and put it in his arms to protect it.Then he put the bigger one away, and then rushed out of the study.

"Little idiot, I almost couldn't find you."

Tsk, if you take a step slower, you will become a snail.

I don't know if it's good or not.