All human beings watch my farming
Chapter 9 The first day of the protagonist's live broadcast
Lin Shuo: "This is a stone blessed by me. It is completely different from ordinary pebbles. If you don't believe it..."
He waved to the wind: "You come."
Feng hesitated for a moment, then walked up to Lin Shuo, and Lin Shuo stuffed a white and fat "talisman" in his hand.
he:"……"
Lin Shuo: "Now say something casually to me."
Feng: "I don't like you at all!"
Lin Shuo glanced at him and said with a smile, "It's fake."
Feng's ears turned red, and he raised his head as if he had been caught and hurt his feet: "You are talking nonsense——"
"One more thing," Lin Shuo interrupted him: "No one knows."
Feng: "...the prey that Caoye caught in the woods the day before yesterday was given to her by Shan. Shan broke the leg of the prey and placed it where the grass leaves passed. Ye knew, but I was on the tree at the time and saw everything."
A pair of young men and women in the crowd were pushed out by their companions with a smile. The girl's cheeks were flushed, and she looked at Lin Shuo with sparkling eyes: "Really?"
Lin Shuo glanced at Feng, then at the young man named Shan: "Really."
Shan's face suddenly became redder than the fire pond behind him, he turned his head and glanced at the blade of grass, and said, "I..."
"I" didn't know what to say for a long time, Shan Ling had an idea, walked up to the high platform, reached out to pick up a pebble with Lin Shuo's consent, and held it tightly.
"Leaves of grass, I like you! I want to live with you!"
Lin Shuo nodded with a smile, and said loudly, "What he said is true!"
A couple of lovers were formed. Amidst the cheers, Lin Shuo asked Feng Heshan to say a few more words, judging the truth and falsehood one by one.
Seeing the eyes of the two people becoming more and more amazed, and finally even showing a little awe, the effectiveness of the "talisman" is beyond doubt.
Knowing what everyone is thinking, such an ancestor is deeply loved and feared at the same time, for fear that every thought will be seen through by him, and I have no secrets in front of him.
But no one was suspicious.
Lin Shuo said to the system: "It's not surprising. I've discovered it a long time ago. People here worship their ancestors very much and think that they are omnipotent. Whatever I do is normal to them."
System: [Including taking a stone and tricking them into saying it's a talisman? 】
Lin Shuo: "It's a talisman. I don't think I can know what they are thinking through it?"
System: [When you were talking, your eyes were not looking at the amulets, but at their movements and micro-expressions on their faces. 】
[I learned from human books that human micro-expressions and micro-movements can convey rich meanings. For example, when a person is lying, his knees and toes will subconsciously deviate from the deceived person, his eyes look to the left, and his hands Hugging or placing them where others can't see, touching noses, nodding frequently, speeding up speech, dilating pupils... In the eyes of someone who can read these micro-expressions, his thoughts are clearer than a glass of water. 】
Lin Shuo: "That's it? But you have no other evidence to prove that I can read their micro-expressions."
System: [I downloaded your class schedule last semester, you took a course of "Human Behavior and Psychology" and your grade was A+]
Lin Shuo: "..." Being able to hack into the network at will is really a handy skill.
"If you cheat people, your performance must be better than mine." He said sincerely.
"Mi~" The cat hidden in Lin Shuo's pocket opened a slit with the top of its head, staring at what happened outside, with a hint of doubt in its eyes.
***
People in the tribe stepped forward to receive the amulets one by one.
Lin Shuo stood by and watched for a while, asked Feng to help maintain order, asked Wu for a stone basin, and fetched a basin of water.
"What is the ancestor doing?"
"I want to pour spiritual power into the water," Lin Shuo said seriously, "These spiritual power can wash away the power on the amulet and return it to an ordinary stone."
"After all, I don't want to listen to your heartbeats all day long."
Wu breathed a sigh of relief: "I'll help you."
The old man rolled up his sleeves, filled the stone basin as big as a noodle tank with water by himself, and walked briskly to the firepit with the basin in his arms.
"Put the basin on the fire, yes, the power of the firepit can help it fill up with spiritual energy faster."
After everything was done, Wu took a stone, smiled at Lin Shuo, and walked into the crowd.
Lin Shuo: "Now, hold on to the amulet."
"Rubbing its smooth surface is like touching your own heart... pray to it devoutly, tell it your belief in me... don't tell lies, I can hear you."
"Now, hold this warm pebble tight and tell me, you all believe in me, don't you?"
The crowd held the pebbles in their palms, some people frowned, some people bit their lips tightly, and some people strained so hard that the veins on their arms burst out.
Lin Shuo watched them quietly.
At this time, the system said: [I still don't understand how you're going to find that liar. 】
[There are so many people here, if you don't know them well enough, not everyone can see their hearts through micro-movements.What's more, when praying to the pebbles, most people didn't move or even express. 】
[In this case, even if the author of the textbook "Human Behavior and Psychology" came, he might not be able to see who is a liar, right? 】
Lin Shuo: "You are so cute."
【cute? 】
Lin Shuo took a spoonful of hot water from the stone ladle next to the stone basin, walked into the crowd, and said to the people in front of him, "Give me the amulet."
He threw the pebble into the water, and with a "plop", a small splash was made.
Lin Shuo asked the system: "What did you see?"
[Water, and stones, nothing...] As soon as the system uttered these words, it saw a layer of faint oil stars floating out of the pebbles, smelling it carefully, it also smelled of cumin.
System: [It's oil!I understand! 】
"Do you really understand?"
[Yes.You make them clench their fists and repeatedly induce them to rub the surface of the stone in order to guide them to apply the oil from their hands to the surface of the stone.People in the tribe grab the meat directly with their hands, and it is impossible for them to have no oil in their hands. 】
【And that person who doesn't believe you are the ancestor...】
"Since he lied, he is naturally afraid that I will pry into his heart, so he will try his best not to touch the stone with his hands." Lin Shuo poured off the water in his hand, smiled and said to the person in front of him: "I have heard that you are sincere. Faith, the ancestors will bless you."
He refilled a ladle of hot water, walked up to the next person, picked up a stone and threw it into the water, looked at a layer of oily flowers floating on the water, and said calmly: "The amulet is fake, and being able to hear people's heart sounds is also true." False. But in fact, things are not that troublesome at all, I just need to know whose stones are not oily."
【…】
The system was convinced: [I really have you. 】
He suddenly felt that the human named Lin Shuo in front of him was a little scary.
"This is the wisdom of the Chinese nation." Lin Shuo seemed to be aware of the system's thoughts. He raised the corners of his lips and pointed his finger at his brain.
***
The flames jumped and made a beeping sound.
The splashing sparks illuminate the faces of the tribe.They either contemplated or prayed secretly. When Lin Shuo came to him, they handed him the stone with trepidation, waiting for the final verdict.
When Lin Shuo said "Your faith is sincere, your ancestors will bless you", they seemed to have lifted some burden, and they grinned, with real joy in their eyes.
As Lin Shuo passed by one by one, the cheerful atmosphere gradually permeated the whole tribe, and everyone felt that this sacrificial ceremony was more meaningful than previous years.
"Isn't that right? The ancestors participated in this year's sacrificial ceremony. Do you think the sacrifices in previous years can wake up the ancestors?"
"The ancestor must have liked us the most. He grilled meat for us and gave us amulets. We must respect our ancestors more in the future."
"It's strange to say that I didn't do anything this year, but I was more tired than in previous years, as if I just had a fight with a Triceratops."
"Me too. When the ancestor reached out and asked me for an amulet, my feet were limp, my hands were shaking, and I couldn't speak. It was like facing the Overlord's Iron Armor for the first time in the forest..."
"That's why the wind must have made a mistake to say that it can't cut through the dark clouds and black thorns with a single knife. The ancestor is clearly a man who is more fierce than the Overlord Iron Armor!"
When Lin Shuo himself didn't know, his image had quietly gone astray.After all, people are more willing to believe what they see and feel with their own eyes.
"This is called the weight of faith." Lin Shuo said to the system, looking at the big hand that could kill a giant beast in the forest with one punch but trembled slightly in front of him.
"You are fine, the ancestors will bless you." He smiled: "Next."
With one hand, he threw his own pebbles into the water ladle, "plop", and the water surface rippled.
"Ancestor." The person opposite said respectfully: "Thank you for your blessing."
Lin Shuo looked at his face, then lowered his head to look at the clean water surface without a trace of oil, with complicated expressions on his face.
"Why are you?" How could it be you? !
"What?" Wu tilted his head, his gray hair hung down on his shoulders, and the bone ornaments at the end of the braid collided with each other, making a crisp sound.
Lin Shuo came back to his senses and knew that he couldn't make the witch suspicious at this time. He smiled and said: "You are a witch in the tribe, so you don't need to listen to your heart. I also know that your beliefs must be sincere. be with you."
"I would like to borrow your good words." The wrinkles on Wu's face stretched out, and every line of the road seemed to be smiling. His dark brown eyes were fixed on Lin Shuo, and he moved away from the road.
Lin Shuo: "Next."
……
In the next test, he was completely out of shape, and his reason and emotion seemed to be split in two.
Lin Shuo's mind was soberly observing the testing process of the others, and he was sure that their stones were covered with grease, and he was not afraid of being heard by his ancestors.
"Eliminate all the wrong answers, and the remaining ones, no matter how special and bizarre, are true."
The system asks: [Does the player want to submit the task now? 】
Lin Shuo: "Submit."
"It's a witch. The person who doesn't believe that I am an ancestor is a witch."
"It's not accurate enough to say that. He was actually dubious before, at least a little bit of belief, but later, I don't know what happened, which completely changed his attitude, and even made the completed mission go backwards."
System: [Correct. 】
[Congratulations to the player for completing the temporary mission: whoever is the betrayer will get 24 hours of stay on Earth, and the lucky draw chance x 1. 】
Lin Shuo let out an "Oh" and was not very surprised. He was puzzled and said, "I just don't understand. Since Wu didn't trust me very much when he appeared, why did he tell everyone that I am the ancestor? If there is no such thing as his Hugging my thighs in public, it is impossible for me to gain the approval of the entire tribe so quickly."
System: [This is up to the player to investigate. 】
[System release task: Explore the inner mysteries]
[Mission description: Why do you want to identify the outsiders who broke into the firepit as ancestors?What little secret is hidden in the heart of the white-haired witch? 】
[Task level: D]
【Task time limit: 3 month】
[Task Reward: Lucky Draw Chance × 1]
【Are you accepting the mission? 】
Lin Shuo took the task and was tangled: "Can you change the name of the task? I don't want to explore the mysteries of his heart with an old man with white hair."
System: [Can't. 】
"...Forget it, let me go back to Earth quickly, I need to take it easy."
[Receive the player's request and send it. The duration of this stay: 48 hours. 】
He waved to the wind: "You come."
Feng hesitated for a moment, then walked up to Lin Shuo, and Lin Shuo stuffed a white and fat "talisman" in his hand.
he:"……"
Lin Shuo: "Now say something casually to me."
Feng: "I don't like you at all!"
Lin Shuo glanced at him and said with a smile, "It's fake."
Feng's ears turned red, and he raised his head as if he had been caught and hurt his feet: "You are talking nonsense——"
"One more thing," Lin Shuo interrupted him: "No one knows."
Feng: "...the prey that Caoye caught in the woods the day before yesterday was given to her by Shan. Shan broke the leg of the prey and placed it where the grass leaves passed. Ye knew, but I was on the tree at the time and saw everything."
A pair of young men and women in the crowd were pushed out by their companions with a smile. The girl's cheeks were flushed, and she looked at Lin Shuo with sparkling eyes: "Really?"
Lin Shuo glanced at Feng, then at the young man named Shan: "Really."
Shan's face suddenly became redder than the fire pond behind him, he turned his head and glanced at the blade of grass, and said, "I..."
"I" didn't know what to say for a long time, Shan Ling had an idea, walked up to the high platform, reached out to pick up a pebble with Lin Shuo's consent, and held it tightly.
"Leaves of grass, I like you! I want to live with you!"
Lin Shuo nodded with a smile, and said loudly, "What he said is true!"
A couple of lovers were formed. Amidst the cheers, Lin Shuo asked Feng Heshan to say a few more words, judging the truth and falsehood one by one.
Seeing the eyes of the two people becoming more and more amazed, and finally even showing a little awe, the effectiveness of the "talisman" is beyond doubt.
Knowing what everyone is thinking, such an ancestor is deeply loved and feared at the same time, for fear that every thought will be seen through by him, and I have no secrets in front of him.
But no one was suspicious.
Lin Shuo said to the system: "It's not surprising. I've discovered it a long time ago. People here worship their ancestors very much and think that they are omnipotent. Whatever I do is normal to them."
System: [Including taking a stone and tricking them into saying it's a talisman? 】
Lin Shuo: "It's a talisman. I don't think I can know what they are thinking through it?"
System: [When you were talking, your eyes were not looking at the amulets, but at their movements and micro-expressions on their faces. 】
[I learned from human books that human micro-expressions and micro-movements can convey rich meanings. For example, when a person is lying, his knees and toes will subconsciously deviate from the deceived person, his eyes look to the left, and his hands Hugging or placing them where others can't see, touching noses, nodding frequently, speeding up speech, dilating pupils... In the eyes of someone who can read these micro-expressions, his thoughts are clearer than a glass of water. 】
Lin Shuo: "That's it? But you have no other evidence to prove that I can read their micro-expressions."
System: [I downloaded your class schedule last semester, you took a course of "Human Behavior and Psychology" and your grade was A+]
Lin Shuo: "..." Being able to hack into the network at will is really a handy skill.
"If you cheat people, your performance must be better than mine." He said sincerely.
"Mi~" The cat hidden in Lin Shuo's pocket opened a slit with the top of its head, staring at what happened outside, with a hint of doubt in its eyes.
***
People in the tribe stepped forward to receive the amulets one by one.
Lin Shuo stood by and watched for a while, asked Feng to help maintain order, asked Wu for a stone basin, and fetched a basin of water.
"What is the ancestor doing?"
"I want to pour spiritual power into the water," Lin Shuo said seriously, "These spiritual power can wash away the power on the amulet and return it to an ordinary stone."
"After all, I don't want to listen to your heartbeats all day long."
Wu breathed a sigh of relief: "I'll help you."
The old man rolled up his sleeves, filled the stone basin as big as a noodle tank with water by himself, and walked briskly to the firepit with the basin in his arms.
"Put the basin on the fire, yes, the power of the firepit can help it fill up with spiritual energy faster."
After everything was done, Wu took a stone, smiled at Lin Shuo, and walked into the crowd.
Lin Shuo: "Now, hold on to the amulet."
"Rubbing its smooth surface is like touching your own heart... pray to it devoutly, tell it your belief in me... don't tell lies, I can hear you."
"Now, hold this warm pebble tight and tell me, you all believe in me, don't you?"
The crowd held the pebbles in their palms, some people frowned, some people bit their lips tightly, and some people strained so hard that the veins on their arms burst out.
Lin Shuo watched them quietly.
At this time, the system said: [I still don't understand how you're going to find that liar. 】
[There are so many people here, if you don't know them well enough, not everyone can see their hearts through micro-movements.What's more, when praying to the pebbles, most people didn't move or even express. 】
[In this case, even if the author of the textbook "Human Behavior and Psychology" came, he might not be able to see who is a liar, right? 】
Lin Shuo: "You are so cute."
【cute? 】
Lin Shuo took a spoonful of hot water from the stone ladle next to the stone basin, walked into the crowd, and said to the people in front of him, "Give me the amulet."
He threw the pebble into the water, and with a "plop", a small splash was made.
Lin Shuo asked the system: "What did you see?"
[Water, and stones, nothing...] As soon as the system uttered these words, it saw a layer of faint oil stars floating out of the pebbles, smelling it carefully, it also smelled of cumin.
System: [It's oil!I understand! 】
"Do you really understand?"
[Yes.You make them clench their fists and repeatedly induce them to rub the surface of the stone in order to guide them to apply the oil from their hands to the surface of the stone.People in the tribe grab the meat directly with their hands, and it is impossible for them to have no oil in their hands. 】
【And that person who doesn't believe you are the ancestor...】
"Since he lied, he is naturally afraid that I will pry into his heart, so he will try his best not to touch the stone with his hands." Lin Shuo poured off the water in his hand, smiled and said to the person in front of him: "I have heard that you are sincere. Faith, the ancestors will bless you."
He refilled a ladle of hot water, walked up to the next person, picked up a stone and threw it into the water, looked at a layer of oily flowers floating on the water, and said calmly: "The amulet is fake, and being able to hear people's heart sounds is also true." False. But in fact, things are not that troublesome at all, I just need to know whose stones are not oily."
【…】
The system was convinced: [I really have you. 】
He suddenly felt that the human named Lin Shuo in front of him was a little scary.
"This is the wisdom of the Chinese nation." Lin Shuo seemed to be aware of the system's thoughts. He raised the corners of his lips and pointed his finger at his brain.
***
The flames jumped and made a beeping sound.
The splashing sparks illuminate the faces of the tribe.They either contemplated or prayed secretly. When Lin Shuo came to him, they handed him the stone with trepidation, waiting for the final verdict.
When Lin Shuo said "Your faith is sincere, your ancestors will bless you", they seemed to have lifted some burden, and they grinned, with real joy in their eyes.
As Lin Shuo passed by one by one, the cheerful atmosphere gradually permeated the whole tribe, and everyone felt that this sacrificial ceremony was more meaningful than previous years.
"Isn't that right? The ancestors participated in this year's sacrificial ceremony. Do you think the sacrifices in previous years can wake up the ancestors?"
"The ancestor must have liked us the most. He grilled meat for us and gave us amulets. We must respect our ancestors more in the future."
"It's strange to say that I didn't do anything this year, but I was more tired than in previous years, as if I just had a fight with a Triceratops."
"Me too. When the ancestor reached out and asked me for an amulet, my feet were limp, my hands were shaking, and I couldn't speak. It was like facing the Overlord's Iron Armor for the first time in the forest..."
"That's why the wind must have made a mistake to say that it can't cut through the dark clouds and black thorns with a single knife. The ancestor is clearly a man who is more fierce than the Overlord Iron Armor!"
When Lin Shuo himself didn't know, his image had quietly gone astray.After all, people are more willing to believe what they see and feel with their own eyes.
"This is called the weight of faith." Lin Shuo said to the system, looking at the big hand that could kill a giant beast in the forest with one punch but trembled slightly in front of him.
"You are fine, the ancestors will bless you." He smiled: "Next."
With one hand, he threw his own pebbles into the water ladle, "plop", and the water surface rippled.
"Ancestor." The person opposite said respectfully: "Thank you for your blessing."
Lin Shuo looked at his face, then lowered his head to look at the clean water surface without a trace of oil, with complicated expressions on his face.
"Why are you?" How could it be you? !
"What?" Wu tilted his head, his gray hair hung down on his shoulders, and the bone ornaments at the end of the braid collided with each other, making a crisp sound.
Lin Shuo came back to his senses and knew that he couldn't make the witch suspicious at this time. He smiled and said: "You are a witch in the tribe, so you don't need to listen to your heart. I also know that your beliefs must be sincere. be with you."
"I would like to borrow your good words." The wrinkles on Wu's face stretched out, and every line of the road seemed to be smiling. His dark brown eyes were fixed on Lin Shuo, and he moved away from the road.
Lin Shuo: "Next."
……
In the next test, he was completely out of shape, and his reason and emotion seemed to be split in two.
Lin Shuo's mind was soberly observing the testing process of the others, and he was sure that their stones were covered with grease, and he was not afraid of being heard by his ancestors.
"Eliminate all the wrong answers, and the remaining ones, no matter how special and bizarre, are true."
The system asks: [Does the player want to submit the task now? 】
Lin Shuo: "Submit."
"It's a witch. The person who doesn't believe that I am an ancestor is a witch."
"It's not accurate enough to say that. He was actually dubious before, at least a little bit of belief, but later, I don't know what happened, which completely changed his attitude, and even made the completed mission go backwards."
System: [Correct. 】
[Congratulations to the player for completing the temporary mission: whoever is the betrayer will get 24 hours of stay on Earth, and the lucky draw chance x 1. 】
Lin Shuo let out an "Oh" and was not very surprised. He was puzzled and said, "I just don't understand. Since Wu didn't trust me very much when he appeared, why did he tell everyone that I am the ancestor? If there is no such thing as his Hugging my thighs in public, it is impossible for me to gain the approval of the entire tribe so quickly."
System: [This is up to the player to investigate. 】
[System release task: Explore the inner mysteries]
[Mission description: Why do you want to identify the outsiders who broke into the firepit as ancestors?What little secret is hidden in the heart of the white-haired witch? 】
[Task level: D]
【Task time limit: 3 month】
[Task Reward: Lucky Draw Chance × 1]
【Are you accepting the mission? 】
Lin Shuo took the task and was tangled: "Can you change the name of the task? I don't want to explore the mysteries of his heart with an old man with white hair."
System: [Can't. 】
"...Forget it, let me go back to Earth quickly, I need to take it easy."
[Receive the player's request and send it. The duration of this stay: 48 hours. 】
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