All human beings watch my farming

In the barbecue restaurant, everyone was eating, drinking, and chatting happily, when suddenly there was a "boom" outside the gate.

Lin Ze and the others immediately stood up, raising their vigilance.

Uncle Sun walked to the door, glanced outside, and said, "It's all right."

He signaled Lin Shuo and others in the private room to continue eating, and waved to the young people outside through the door: "It's closed today."

A few people came out of the KTV next door, drunk,? Apparently they stayed all night in it last night.They didn't listen to Uncle Sun, they stomped on the locked glass door, and said, "Boss, open the door!"

"I said it's not open," Uncle Sun said distressedly when he saw a few cracks in his tempered glass being kicked out, "Walk, walk? Who comes to eat barbecue early in the morning? The meat in my shop is gone, and there is no meat left when you come in." Something for you to eat."

"If you don't leave, I'll call the police!"

The young man was on his feet again: "A cow, what a cow? If I hadn't heard that this is the shop where Lin... Lin works? I wouldn't mind coming here!"

"Call Lin Shuo over, serve us two dishes, and chat with us."

"Shall I get you some more bottles?" a voice asked.

"Hey, go up the road." The young man laughed: "Yes,? I want Red Star Erguotou, don't have any beer, it's boring."

"Hurry up! Waiting."

"Then do you want two peanuts?" Lin Shuo stood up wearing a mask and sunglasses. He was the one who spoke just now.

Lin Ze and Xiao Ma stood beside Lin Shuo, one on the left and the other on the right, signaling with their eyes—do you want to help?

Lin Shuo——No, it’s up to Uncle Sun.Uncle Sun has been able to open a shop in the university food street for more than ten years,? No two brushes can hold him down?

Sure enough, Uncle Sun looked back and saw that Miracle and Tie Dan had been taken to the back kitchen and hidden away. He opened the broken glass door and said with a stern face, "Come here."

Although the youngsters had drunk alcohol, their brains were still flexible, and they gradually sensed the flavor of Lin Shuo's words, and glared at him: "Boy, what are you talking about? Are you owed?"

They pushed Uncle Sun's shoulders aggressively, completely ignoring this honest and honest middle-aged man.

"Come here, give me three bottles of self-punishment, and say ten more times, Dad, I'm wrong, and I'll let you go."

Rosh's eyes were ferocious. He raised his head, stretched out his sharp claws, and summoned a miracle, trying to kill the three who he sent to his door to be his grandfather.

But seeing a smile on Lin Shuo's face, he held Rosh's paw and whispered: "It's okay, look after it, we are civilized people in this world. Civilized people have the way of civilized people."

Is it?

With his golden eyes wide open, he saw Uncle Sun take half a step back, stretch his hand under the counter, and with a "swipe—" he pulled out a sharp, shiny machete that was as long as an arm.

He rolled up his sleeves, the muscles on his strong arms bulged, and he patted the back of the knife on his palm: "Who do you think you are talking to?"

"Have you seen this knife? Go to this street and ask, who doesn't know, this is the knife I used to chop aliens back then!"

"Shuala——" A cold light flashed, and the silver-white blade refracted its sharpness in the sunlight, scaring the four young men awake in an instant.

"You, you said that you have hacked aliens? Who can testify for you?"

"Me." Lin Shuo said.

"Which onion are you?"

Lin Shuo smiled, wiped his mouth, motioned for Uncle Sun to get out of the way, and pulled out a smaller meat cleaver from the counter, matching Uncle Sun's two knives.

"This knife of mine is also the knife that cut aliens!"

To be honest, he still learned his sword skills from Uncle Sun.

System: […] I testify.

As soon as the cold wind blew, the young man was completely awake, and the several hundred yuan that was clutched to his chest was a bit hot.

They backed off:

"Brother, brother, calm down, can't we go?"

"The flood rushed into the Dragon King Temple. We, we didn't know that you dared to chop up aliens."

"We were wrong, let's go."

"Stop." Lin Ze said suddenly, his eyes fixed on a red hole in the young man's trouser pocket.

Inside, there is a pinhole camera.

Ten minutes later, the young man stood at the door of the store. One was cutting meat, the other was sprinkling ingredients, and the other was holding dozens of kebabs in his hand, and they were grilling on the barbecue.

White smoke from the charcoal fire curled up, making their freshly ironed heads a little messy.

Uncle Sun said: "The fire is too big, let me turn it evenly."

"...Yes." They put the grilled mutton skewers on the plate, and after each handful of meat was grilled, they said to the cat squatting on the counter: "Dad, I was wrong."

"One." Rosh counted in his heart - 99 times away from [-] "Daddy, I was wrong".

Is this the way civilized people do things?He realized.

Luo Shi's eyes were fixed on his four cheap sons and Lin Shuo's cheap grandsons. If there was any substance in the golden eyes, they were cold and clear, making the young people feel uncomfortable.

"Hey, let me tell you," a young man said in a low voice, "Do you think this cat looks familiar?"

"What's so strange about this? Most of the cats in this world look exactly the same." His companion said, "Dad, I was wrong."

Seeing his grilled meat being sent into the private room, the man licked his lips enviously and resentfully, and said: "If you want to talk about this, why not talk about who are those people in the private room? Why should we work voluntarily and they can just Eat or not."

"When you come to eat and wear a mask, you don't look like a serious cook."

Just as he was talking, Uncle Sun took out the empty plate, "I still have time to gossip, it seems that I haven't done enough work."

"Brother, don't—" the young man begged for mercy.

"Brother what? No big or young, according to seniority, I am your great-grandfather!"

Young man: "..." After adopting a cat as their father, did their social status decline so quickly?

This curiosity remained in my heart until after 99 calls of "Dad, I was wrong", the young man handed the meat to Uncle Sun and muttered, "Why don't we come to eat skewers and say no, they can They are all human, and he doesn't have three eyes and four mouths."

Uncle Sun saw that they had lost money and the meat was roasted well, half of his anger subsided, and he said, "Because he is a distinguished guest, are you?"

"What distinguished guest?"

"Heavyweight distinguished guest." Lin Shuo came out, sunglasses and mask still intact, he said: "If I stomp my feet, the whole world will be shaken three times."

"Are you serious?" The young man looked skeptical about life: "You have to speak the Basic Law even if you want to brag, my friend."

Why is this dude even more middle school than the others?can not tell!

Then they were taught a lesson by Uncle Sun holding their ears, and after re-promising that they would behave themselves in the future and would never yell or drink on this street again, Lin Ze came out with the phone in his hand and made a gesture.

Uncle Sun said, "Let's go."

"..."

"Wait!" The young man turned his head, and Uncle Sun took a big bag of the last dozen skewers they roasted, and said, "Take this away, and use it as your wages this morning, and be a good person in the future. At such an age, don't Hang around on the street all day, embarrassing your parents, not to mention, if you get into trouble someday, you have to make your family worry about you."

"Oh." They walked away dejectedly, eating skewers as they walked—the skewers they grilled by themselves taste really good.

It's a pity that there is no wine... Forget it, drinking is a mistake, and I won't drink it in the future.Today, I was almost chopped off as an alien, and it was all caused by drinking.

Walking to the gate of Qinchuan University, several people took the bus to go home.

Suddenly, one person looked at the entrance of Qinchuan University, selling Lin Shuo posters and the surrounding stalls, and slapped his thigh.

"What? Third child?"

"I remembered why the cat looked familiar!!"

"Oh? Tell me?"

The third child did not answer immediately, but recalled the young man wearing sunglasses and a mask. His figure became more and more familiar as he thought about it. Although he only saw a few times, he was so unique, individual, and different.

The third child said: "He didn't lie...he is really a big man who stomps his feet and the whole world will be shaken."

"I actually grilled skewers for him! No way! I'm going to go back and tell my mother that I'm promising!"

It was not exposed in the barbecue restaurant just now, but these young people are actually fans of Lin Shuo's passers-by—Lin Shuo, what a face for Chinese people!So cool!

"No, someone actually framed me, Brother Shuo? Let's go, let's go back!"

……

"Xiao Lin, what's the matter?" In the store, Uncle Sun asked while holding some brand new RMB.

This is what the young people just took out to pay for the glass door.According to their confession, the owner of KTV gave them the money. When they were drunk, he told them that the barbecue restaurant next door was the one where Lin Shuo worked. to them.Maybe there is a chance to meet Lin Shuo himself.

Drunk people have lower IQ and judgment than usual, so they come here in a daze.

As for why there was a pinhole camera in his trouser pocket, the young man said he didn't know.

Lin Ze hung up the phone and replied: "What he said is true. I asked someone to check it out. The owner of this KTV looked like he had a Chinese face, but he was not from Hua. He was a reporter from the American Times. His English name was Henry Young."

"As for his purpose of sending a few social youths to the store to make trouble, it's also very simple."

According to the information obtained by Team Lin, Henry Yang is actually a Chinese reporter trained by a certain foreign media. This time he came to China specifically to dig out Lin Shuo's scandals, and he spent a lot of money to open KTV for this purpose.Relying on his Huaguo face, he quickly mixed into Qinda Food Street. Unfortunately, the teachers, students, passers-by, and shop owners he came into contact with were very vigilant and didn't like him at all. It is impossible to edit a report that satisfies the white editor-in-chief of the newspaper.

Seeing that he would be fired if there was no more exclusive news, Henry Yang had no choice but to stick to his old business, play freely, and fabricate black material.

So there is——

"The barbecue restaurant where Lin Shuo worked in the past was closed, and it was in a depression. It seems to be sanctioned by the Huaguo government"

"The shopkeeper who lost his business frowns and keeps waving his hands in the face of reporters' questioning, fearing that the watchers will find out"

"The reporter sneaked in secretly and found a machete hidden under the counter of the shopkeeper, and was strongly reprimanded by a man with a suspicious mask and sunglasses"

"Is Lin Shuo okay?Was his personal safety threatened by violence from the Chinese government?We need the truth!The Chinese government must give the whole world an explanation! "

"Rescue Lin Shuo who has been imprisoned by the government, there is no delay, let us boycott Huaguo mutton skewers together!" "

"Eat lamb kebabs without sprinkling cumin alliance (BSZRI), established in the United States from today! "

A series of well-documented, logical chains of clear, well-founded reports, isn’t this freshly released?

Henry Yang touched his conscience and felt that he was awesome.

He opened a bottle of red wine and poured it into a goblet. Facing the bright lights of the KTV, he clinked glasses with his left and right hands, "Come? on? Henry Yang, I don't accept that you won't be awarded the Pulitzer Prize next year!"

Suddenly there was a bang outside the door——

"Lighthouse KTV, Lighthouse KTV has closed down! The bastard boss, owed 3.5 million yuan, and ran away with his sister-in-law! We have no choice. The drinks in the auction shop are worth wages, and the original price is 100 or 200 yuan. Red wine, all 3 yuan 8, all 3 yuan 8..."

"The last 8 hours, the last 8 hours, all the drinks in the store, all 3 yuan 8, all 3 yuan 8, tables, chairs and benches, including the lucky cat on the bastard boss's table, all 3 yuan 8, all brought home. Finally 8 hours, don’t come when you can’t miss it, all 3 yuan 8.”

"Bastard, open the door, open the door, open the door, I know you are at home, bastard, you are not human, you are not human, we have worked hard for you all morning, and you will not be paid or not paid! You pay me back Pay me back my hard-earned money!"

Four colorful social youths, carrying small benches and loudspeakers, gathered around the entrance of the Lighthouse KTV.His manners are gentle and his language is elegant.

Henry Young: "..."

In an instant, he was surrounded by noises full of Huaguo flavor.

……

"Old Lin." Not long after, Lin Ze, who had already left the barbecue shop, received a call.

"How about it?"

"Look." The person opposite couldn't help laughing and sent him a small video.

Lin Ze looked at it: "Pfft."

It turned out that when the police sent someone to find Henry Yang, they found that there were a few young people making trouble in his store, and they did not commit any crimes. The great achievements of "Road" and the snap-up opportunity of "all products in the store are 3 yuan and 8".

Henry Yang found out that the situation was not good, and before he could even run away, he was surrounded by scrambling aunts.

He had no choice but to raise his hands, shouting helplessly and furiously: "Let go of me! I am an international friend! I am protected by the Journalist Law! You have no right to detain me!"

"Go back to your lighthouse country." The police station stamped on the repatriation certificate.

Lin Shuo shrugged: "Leave him alone, don't let this rat poop ruin a good day, let's go to the Daqingshan Wildlife Sanctuary to play?"

Meow egg: "Meow!"

He stared at the video, thought, and learned another way of civilized people to solve things.Hearing these wonderful Hua Guo dialects, he didn't even seem so dizzy.

The author has something to say: friends, do you think bbc or cnn or bci will want me?

Note: The boss of the bastard is from "Jiangnan Leather Factory", so it doesn't count too much money if it doesn't account for the text.

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Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: Dementia in the world? 8 bottles; Yehuo? 5 bottles; Luoshui Yiyi, Huaxi, Nangong Binglu? 1 bottle;

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