Learn to cook Xiaojiao online goose raising [Gourmet]

"I'm hungry, I'm going to cook, what do you want to eat today?"

Holding Zeyu's hand, Chongyun stood up and dragged him to the kitchen with great interest.

"I'll eat whatever you do."

Zeyu was distracted, so he answered casually, and found something wrong when he stepped into the kitchen: so Chongyun can cook?How did he never know?

"Look, I like fish best, let's make grilled fish."

Picking up the grass carp in the water tank with one hand, Chong Yun slapped it unconscious with a knife, then threw the whole carp into the pot with his hands.

Then he stood in front of the stove, staring fixedly at the unfired pot, a little bit of confusion flashed in his eyes.

"So you like to eat fish, why didn't you tell me? How about I help you?"

Zeyu didn't want to provoke him, so he had to tactfully approach him, trying to reach out and take out some half-dead fish in the pot.

"This is the first thing I made for you when we met, have you forgotten?"

Chong Yun lowered his eyes, a trace of grievance flashed in his eyes, and silently grabbed the spatula from the side.

Before Zeyu could stop him, he saw the spatula suddenly turn red in Chongyun's hand, and heard in the next second:

"boom!"

The noise just now was so loud that it alarmed Xie Zeyu who was meditating in the yard one after another. Seeing the thick smoke billowing from the kitchen, she couldn't help being shocked and asked:

"What happened? Is it on fire?"

In a hurry to disperse some sparks, Zeyu forced a smile and replied vaguely:

"It's nothing, we're playing, don't worry, you go back and rest."

"playing what?"

The spatula turned into powder in his hand, Chong Yun stared at his palm in a daze, this small fire would not hurt him, but he seemed unable to understand what happened just now.

After a while, he came back to his senses as if he suddenly realized, glared at Zeyu, and said angrily:

"You are making trouble, right? It's unreasonable, believe it or not, I cooked you?!"

Zeyu:! ! !

"You are tired today, let me come, I can also grill fish."

The anger in his heart was rushing to the top of his head, Zeyu suppressed his anger, and pushed Chong Chongyun's arm, only to be thrown away by him:

"What kind of food do you know? I don't believe it, you can do it."

While thinking angrily, "Don't think I'm afraid to beat you if you're stupid", Zeyu estimated how much spiritual power Chongyun could use now, and began to seriously consider whether to knock him out first.

"I can cook grilled fish,"

Trying to make the enunciation sound more stable, Zeyu's face darkened, and he wanted to let Chongyun stay aside obediently, but he couldn't bring himself to cook anyway, so he had to pretend:

"Don't do it today. I'll go out later and buy you some delicious food."

However, after Chongyun became "stupid", he was extremely difficult to deal with. He jumped in front of Zeyu and put his arms around his neck:

"Where are you going? Who are you going to without telling me?"

Chong Yun was originally taller than him, and he was quite heroic when he was not smiling, but now he is like an eight-year-old child, hugging someone and acting like a spoiled child.

"Is this what I look like in your heart?"

Thinking of this, Zeyu's forehead was covered with cold sweat, and he shook his head desperately to put the unrealistic fantasies out of his mind.

After dragging Chongyun back to his room, Zeyu pushed him to sit down, and he grabbed his sleeve again:

"I want to rub your wings."

Gently parting his fingers, Zeyu reluctantly said: "Come back and knead again, the hair is almost gone."

Chong Yun didn't listen at all: "Let me see, what does it look like to be bald?"

Unable to hold him back, Zeyu gritted his teeth and said a formula, turning into a big white goose in the blink of an eye, before being caught off guard, Chongyun hugged him into his arms and kissed him on the top of the head several times:

"Isn't it still fluffy? Don't be afraid."

In the past, Zeyu didn't think so much when he kissed Chongyun, but when he was treated like a pet, he was rubbed here and there, and it didn't take long for him to feel strange all over his body.

"Okay, I'll be right back."

Not wanting Chongyun to find out that his whole body was hot, Zeyu struggled, flapped his wings and jumped to the ground, ready to fly out, when suddenly he heard Ye Qingqing's voice from behind:

"This is?"

"I'm playing with him, is there anything else?"

In order to prevent Ye Qingqing from seeing the clue, Zeyu answered before Chongyun could speak, turned around to take a closer look, only to see Baizhu and Yubaicai following behind her.

Standing in front of the door, Ye Qingqing's face was a little more bloody, his eyes were full of gratitude, and he respectfully gave an empty-handed salute to the two, and said slowly:

"I plan to take Wang Ye to live in a small town on the other side of the mountain. I will wait until he has his hair tied before leaving. I came here to say goodbye to the two benefactors. The kindness of saving lives is unforgettable."

"Alright."

After glancing at the white pig, Zeyu thought for a while and asked Yubaicai softly:

"Are you going to follow her? Wang Zhuang is addicted to gambling. If you go back, your body may be pawned."

"I……"

He timidly glanced at Baizhu, Yubaicai hid behind Ye Qingqing, said it was wrong, and was unwilling to refuse, and was caught in a battle between heaven and man, so he heard Baizhu calmly say:

"Actually, I didn't mean to save you that day, I just saw that the old Taoist was too flustered and ran the wrong way.

Deliberately ignoring Jade Cabbage's appearance, the white pig shrugged and pulled its ears, and said to itself:

"So you don't owe me anything. You were supposed to guard the Wang family. It's just right to follow Wang Ye."

"I'm sorry." Yu Baicai's tone was choked with sobs.

"There will be a period later."

Until the figures of Ye Qingqing and Yu Baicai disappeared at the end of the corridor, the nose of the white pig lying on the ground twitched, and the whole pig's head was buried on the ground, unable to get up.

"Cultivate well, and when you transform into a human form, you can visit them at any time."

Unfortunately, the blow was probably too great, no matter how Ren Zeyu comforted him, the white pig was still indifferent.

"You watch it,"

Habitually told Chongyun, Zeyu remembered after saying it: This bird can’t even look down on himself now, it’s good not to lose himself, so he quickly changed his words:

"You take care of each other, and I'll bring you delicious food when I come back."

"rest assured."

Raising his head and waving to Zeyu, Chongyun squatted down beside the white pig, and started playing with the pig's ears.

Zeyu, who turned into a white bird, flew out of the house and almost bumped into Akabane who lived next door. The latter was stunned, half adored and half enlightened, and asked:

"Is this your hobby? You know how to play!"

"What do you mean?"

Zeyu didn't have time to think about other things, so he stood in front of Akabane and asked impatiently:

"Do you know where the old Taoist lives?"

"It seems to be near the mountain temple over there, what's wrong? Hello!"

Before Chiyu finished speaking, Zeyu turned into a white light and rushed straight to the mountain temple, without turning his head, he replied:

"Thank you later."

The originally dilapidated mountain temple has taken on a new look at this moment, and the tempting aroma of wine is wafting from inside.

Daoist Tong was dubious, "Can we really catch Chongming Bird like this?"

"Do you dare to question Master?"

The old Taoist priest behind him slapped him across the face. He didn't look like someone who had attained the Tao before him. He pointed to the jade plate on the altar and said sinisterly:

"If I don't catch you this time, I'll peel you to pieces and turn your soul into a little ghost."

"Terrible."

The cold voice above his head startled the few people in the courtyard. The old Taoist saw the white bird on the wall at a glance, like a vulture that had seen meat, and rushed forward:

"You are here, baby bird. This old man is your savior. These are all prepared for you!"

For those who don't know, they probably really thought that the relationship between the two was so close. Zeyu laughed angrily at him, and flapped his wings:

He simply burned everything on the altar with a raging fire, ignoring how the people in the courtyard were crying for their father and mother, the sharp bird claws suddenly grabbed the skirt of the old Taoist priest, lifted him and flew straight into the sky.

"Immortal, Immortal, where are you taking this old man?"

The old Taoist finally felt something was wrong at this time, but as far as he knew, the Chongming Bird should not be able to eat people, so it wouldn't hurt his life, right?

Flying to the top of a big mountain, Zeyu glanced at the foot of the mountain, and saw Ye Qingqing and Wang Ye looming, and asked coldly:

"What is added to those fine nectars?"

The old Taoist shuddered, feeling the faint murderous intent in Bai Niao's words, knowing that he must not admit it, and bit him to death:

"Nothing, it's all a tribute to the immortal! It's the whole heart of this religion!"

"Very well, look clearly, who am I?"

The white bird in front of him gradually turned into a phantom, its body elongated and scales grew, followed by a huge dragon head.

This giant dragon stretches for dozens of miles, with glowing green light all over its body, a pair of golden eyes full of murderous aura, not to mention the deafening dragon chant, even the god's mansion in the mountain has to back down by three points.

"You? How?! Help!"

This time the old Taoist was really frightened, he had never seen such a big jiao, and the jiao was no better than a divine beast, it was said that his preference was uncertain, maybe he would really eat him on a whim.

"Last chance, tell me, what exactly is your so-called fine liquid?"

Zeyu tightened his claws, the old Taoist's face gradually turned from white to purple, and a small transparent bead was forcefully forced out of his body.

"I said! It's Duying Amanita, it's very useful against bird fairies, please let it go..."

The voice of the old Taoist begging for mercy stopped abruptly when he saw something on Zeyu's other paw. As if someone had knocked his spine off, he opened his mouth wide and looked at his inner alchemy, unable to make a sound.

"Don't worry, I don't eat people."

Zeyu tilted his head to let the old Taoist see clearly the green snake carrying Wang Ye at the foot of the mountain, and said harshly:

"However, it's hard for her to say."

Before he finished speaking, Zeyu let go of his claws, allowing the old Taoist priest who had lost his cultivation to fall vertically, hang on the top of a tree, and fly home without looking back.

If Chongyun woke up and knew that the dignified Chongming bird had been tricked by such an old Taoist priest, would he be ashamed and crawl into the cracks in the ground?

Zeyu was in the mood of watching a good show, and flew home slowly, not in a hurry to find Chongyun, but to go to Xie Zeyu first.

He changed back into a human form and knocked on the door of Xie Zeyu's room, who opened the door almost instantly.

Zeyu didn't suspect him, and said, "How is your recuperation? Next, I want to leave Chongyun for a while."

"Did something happen just now? I'm almost fine. You don't need to worry too much. You have helped me a lot."

Xie Zeyu was not surprised by his words at all, and nodded with a smile, and then heard Zeyu ask:

"Have you heard of Duying Amanita? After being poisoned, besides waiting for a long time to detoxify by itself, is there any other way?"

Xie Zeyu replied without hesitation: "Yes, double cultivation."

Seeing Zeyu's face full of surprise, Xie Zeyu couldn't hold back his smile, and edited it seriously:

"Actually, for a person with cultivation, eating Duying Amanita is like getting drunk. Of course, it's okay to sober up slowly. Of course, it's also possible to dispel it with internal force. However, it needs external help. Dual cultivation of the body is the best way."

Her cheeks turned red instantly, Zeyu hesitated for a moment, and asked falteringly:

"Here, is there no antidote or something?"

"I haven't heard of it. I probably have to wait. Don't worry, it's nothing serious, but..."

Touching his chin, Xie Zeyu frowned, pretending:

"Different races wake up at different times. It is normal for some beast races not to wake up for a year or two."

Zeyu clicked his tongue: "How can this be done?!"

Satisfied with his reaction, Xie Zeyu patted him on the shoulder and decided to let it go:

"It's okay, you and I shouldn't have this concern anyway, Lord Chongyun doesn't know."

As soon as he heard the sound of the door, Chong Yun, who had been stretched into a large character on the bed, sat up like a spring, squeezed his face, and pretended to be Zeyu's voice:

"You're back?"

"Ah."

The conversation just now couldn't stop echoing in his mind, Zeyu didn't even dare to look at Chongyun when he thought about doing that and had to take the initiative by himself, he closed the door silently, lowered his head and sat down on the edge of the bed.

Seeing Zeyu's reaction, he expected that Xie Zeyu had already said everything that needed to be said, Chongyun raised the corner of his mouth, moved to his side, and asked intentionally or unintentionally:

"Didn't you say to bring good things back? Where is it?"

"Ah, this..."

Zeyu grabbed the tassel on the curtain with one hand, and played with his five fingers. Suddenly, he thought:

Now that the roles of the two are switched, does that mean that he can be in charge?

"What are you thinking? So happy?"

Chong Yun squinted his eyes, feeling that Ze Yu's reaction was not quite right. Could it be that he thought differently from himself?

"Come somewhere with me."

As if he had finally made up his mind, Zeyu pulled Chongyun up, transformed into his original shape in the room, and flew up with him on his back.

Chongyun even forgot that he was still "amnesia". He sat obediently on Zeyu's head, and gently stroked his translucent horns with one hand. Jiao is also considered to be a dragon, and he is arrogant by nature. , don't even try to touch their scales.

Does that mean Zeyu has accepted him?

Thinking of this, Chong Yun couldn't help touching the round and lovely jiaojiao again, thinking that the pair of small horns would definitely become full of courage after transforming into a dragon, and felt faintly proud of him.

"Don't touch it."

Chongyun was dreaming in this room, but Zeyu suffered a lot in that room. Normally, he would not allow people to touch Jiaojiao easily. Whenever Chongyun's palm was close to him, a wave of electric current would penetrate his whole body from the top of his head, and he had to use all his strength. Patience is the only way to avoid trembling; if you can't control it and the whole thing falls to the ground, it would be too shameful.

"Here we are, come down."

Staggering and falling to the ground, Zeyu turned back into a human form, the blush on her face still not fading.

"Here?!"

As early as halfway, Chong Yun guessed his thoughts, warmed his heart, lowered his eyebrows and said with a smile:

"It seems like nothing has changed."

"Do you remember?"

There was hope in Zeyu's eyes. If he recognized this place, he might have a chance to "recover his memory".

"Of course I remember, this is the first place we met, you...I wanted to eat you back then."

It's so dangerous, Chongyun secretly exclaimed in his heart, and almost fell into the sun.

"That's it..." Zeyu couldn't hide her disappointment in her tone, and her eyes became more determined.

Before Chongyun could breathe a sigh of relief, Zeyu leaned forward, and her soft lips covered her.

Bending the corner of his mouth, Chongyun supported the back of his head with one hand, and the surrounding trees and branches became denser and denser, surrounding the two of them, even the sunlight could not penetrate; disregarding Zeyu's suddenly widened eyes, Chongyun was on the verge of Roll him to the ground...

"Go away, woo."

"I'll rub it for you, and your waist won't hurt anymore."

Covering her mouth with tears in her eyes, Zeyu turned her back and didn't want to look at him. If she moved a little, her whole body would feel sore and sore like being run over by a boulder.

Chongyun lay on his back on the thick fallen leaves, like a cat that has just eaten fish, and was insatiably exploring the achievements he had made on Xiaojiao just now. The heart to bully Jiao once.

He leaned down next to Zeyu's ear, blew, and said seductively:

"It's not impossible for you to be a superior, but didn't I make you comfortable enough just now?"

Half-believing and half-doubting turning around, Zeyu shrank back, blushing and said in a low voice:

"Of course not, I just want to know what's different?"

"This is..."

Chong Yun rolled his eyes, raised his chin, and did not answer directly:

"As long as you work hard and beat me physically, the upper position is yours."

Before Zeyu jumped up, Chongyun stepped forward and bit his earlobe:

"It's obviously far from what it was just now, but I can let you experience it a little bit."

When Zeyu understood what he meant by "experience", he didn't even have the strength to raise his hand, and lay limply in the wings of the stupid bird, thinking angrily:

It doesn't matter, time is still long, there will always be a day when you can catch up.

The author has something to say:

You may not believe it, this is the ending, the author has tried his best QAQ

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Gu Qingcheng, a male cat with three flowers, is a koi among cats.

However, he was not allowed to become a master after the founding of the People's Republic of China, so he had to travel back to earlier dynasties, planning to use black technology to obtain a monster account in the past.

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