One punch and one scum attack [Quick Transmigration]
Chapter 144: God Stick and Ghost King 6
"Ding dong ding dong ding dong."
Early in the morning, Luo Chengyun was awakened by the urgent doorbell outside the house.
"Who..." Since becoming a human, Gu Yunqiao has fallen in love with the feeling of lying on the bed, the soft and warm quilt, the relaxing experience, and a strong drowsiness after a while, often falling asleep At three poles in the sun,? Lazy look? How can there be half the majesty of a ghost king.
The two slept together, anyway, the bed was big, double bed,? Gu Yunqiao didn't mind,? Luo Chengyun naturally didn't mind either.
"Go and have a look." Gu Yunqiao pushed him, covered his head under the quilt, trying to block out the annoying noise.
Luo Chengyun got up to open the door. With messy hair and pajamas on his body, just like that, a middle-aged man covered in golden light hugged his thigh.
The middle-aged man knelt on the ground and cried: "Master~~~ You must save my dog's life, please, master~~~~ How much money you want is not a problem,? You make a price, ?I just beg you to save me! I haven’t spent all my money yet,? I don’t want to die yet!!”
This scene made Luo Chengyun's drowsiness dissipate immediately, and he looked at Yan Zhenchuan with puzzled eyes.
Yan Zhenchuan pointed to the middle-aged man on the ground, then pointed to his own brain, and finally spread his hands, making a helpless look.
This person has a bad mind, so please be patient.
This is the first time for Luo Chengyun to be hugged by a strange man. He said extremely uncomfortable: "Hey, get up first and explain clearly what's going on."
The middle-aged man just got up from the ground. Luo Chengyun took him to sit on the sofa, and listened to him talk about his recent strange experiences: "Master, I don't know who this is offending. They, they have to pester me." I won't let you go, Master!"
"I'm just a mining worker. I made a small fortune 20 years ago, and I've never done anything wrong in my life. How could I be targeted by ghosts?"
"From a month ago, I felt chilly at home. I asked someone to read Feng Shui. The master said that my house was too cloudy, and then changed my Feng Shui, but it didn't work. The more I stayed at home, the colder I always felt. It’s heavy. I’ve heard people recommend it, and I’ve tried a few powerful exorcist masters at home, but all of them said nice things about it, and they’ll know they’re asking for money when they really come here.”
"It's not that a few days ago I bought the peace talisman drawn by the master in the boss's shop. It was so amazing. I finally had a good night's sleep. I felt that my body was not as cold as before, but I always felt that there were still unclean things in it. In my family, I begged the boss to bring me here, and ask the master to help me!"
"He has a strong ghost aura, it seems that there is more than one." Gu Yunqiao floated out of the house at some point, circled around the middle-aged man, smelled the ghost aura entangled in him, and asserted.
"What do you want me to do?" Luo Chengyun asked.
"I just hope that the master can drive out the ghost in my house so that he will not come again in the future."
Exorcising ghosts is Fang Lefeng's old profession, and Yan Zhenchuan has been winking with him during this period, telling him to agree quickly.
Although Luo Chengyun hadn't learned how to exorcise ghosts, but... he glanced at Gu Yunqiao next to him without any trace, isn't there a ready-made ghost king?
Not a big problem.
He frowned, and said thoughtfully: "According to my observation, you have far more than one ghost."
"Master can even know this?" The man admired Luo Chengyun even more, "Master is really clever. Someone said before that I'm afraid there are two ghosts in my house!"
"More than that." Luo Chengyun listened to the ghost king whispering in his ear, and told him, "There are not two ghosts in your house, but four."
"Four!" The man's face turned blue from fright, and he fell to his knees again, "Master, please save me!"
"Easy to say, easy to say."
Luo Chengyun helped him up: "I'll find out when I go to your house tomorrow to find out."
The middle-aged man was very eager: "Isn't it possible today? I can add more money."
There is no problem in this world that money cannot overcome.
Luo Chengyun agreed: "In that case, let me make some preparations and go to your house tonight."
"Okay! I'll wait for you, master!" The middle-aged man thought of something at this moment, touched his chest pocket, and offered his business card with both hands, "Master, this is my business card, just tell me if you need anything, I will Whenever you are called."
"I don't know when it is convenient tonight, master, I will send someone to pick you up."
"Eight o'clock." Luo Chengyun casually reported the time.
He glanced at the name on the business card: Chen Bingrong—Vice President of Xinhong Technology Co., Ltd.
"I will wait downstairs at that time." Chen Bingrong promised.
After sending the person away, Yan Zhenchuan whispered to him a little worriedly: "Do you really dare to pick it up?"
"It's not easy to do. Although this person is not very smart, he is stupid and has a lot of money, but if he can't do it well, don't let yourself in. He will be very difficult when he meets you. Didn't you listen to him? He has found so many celestial masters, but none of them can solve it, what can you do with a broken magic stick?"
"Although money is important, if life is gone, no amount of money will be wasted."
Hearing Yan Zhenchuan's words, he was a real friend. Although he brought him to Luo Chengyun for money, he didn't want Luo Chengyun to go to his death beyond his control.
He originally thought that with his friend's ingenuity, he would be able to push this matter away as soon as he heard it. In this way, he also earned money, and Luo Chengyun's life was also held.
It's good now, Luo Chengyun agreed to exorcise ghosts at the request of the big money, and if something happened to him, wouldn't he have killed Luo Chengyun?
"I know it well." Luo Chengyun was not overly worried when he saw that Gu Yunqiao didn't care about it.
"You have a lot of farts. If you really have a number, you won't take this matter!" Yan Zhenchuan was so angry that he cursed, he thought and thought, since the incident happened because of him, then he must also take responsibility for it, "Aren't you Have you wanted the Seven Star Sword in my store for a long time? I, I will borrow it from you for a night, and you have to live to bring it back to me, it is a family treasure!"
Yan Zhenchuan looked angry and hated at him, like a worried old woman, Luo Chengyun's heart warmed up, it seems that Fang Lefeng, a magician, still made good friends, he promised: "Don't worry."
"Sigh." Yan Zhenchuan was so worried that he didn't know what to say, he muttered, "I wouldn't have sold you any talismans if I knew it earlier, it's all a mess."
After sending Yan Zhenchuan away, Luo Chengyun asked Gu Yunqiao about the situation: "Can you tell the ghost aura from Chen Bingrong?"
"Naturally." He is the king of ghosts, and a few little ghosts are not worthy of his attention.
"Then do you know what kind of ghost Chen Bingrong has provoked?" Knowing the specific type of ghost, Luo Chengyun was able to hold his feet and look through books to find ways to drive away ghosts.
Gu Yunqiao smiled disdainfully and told him: "This is called Peach Blossom Ghost."
"Peach Blossom Ghost?" Chen Bingrong didn't look like he could find a peach blossom.
Could it be that he gained weight in middle age and looked good when he was young?
Gu Yunqiao popularized science with him: "Peach Blossom Ghost, as the name suggests, is Chen Bingrong who committed a peach blossom on his body. He had an improper sex/transaction with the Peach Blossom Ghost before he was alive. The ghost planted peach blossoms on his body. Only after his death can he attract the Peach Blossom Ghost."
"Basically, those who have peach blossom ghosts in their families are those who are obsessed with lust/sex. This Chen Bingrong is not a good thing."
Luo Chengyun: "Peach Blossom Ghost died because of him?"
Gu Yunqiao: "No. If a ghost died because of him, he wouldn't be alive now."
Luo Chengyun felt relieved: "That will be fine."
Don't delay him from making money.
"Are you really going?" Gu Yunqiao didn't know Luo Chengyun's half-baked level, and his talent for drawing symbols, but he clearly didn't know anything about exorcising ghosts.
"nature."
"Do you know how to exorcise ghosts?"
"No." Luo Chengyun answered frankly, before Gu Yunqiao asked the next question, he said shamelessly, "Isn't there still you?"
Gu Yunqiao was shocked: "I am the king of ghosts, you want me to follow you to exorcise ghosts?"
"Because you are the king of ghosts, those little ghosts listen to you." Luo Chengyun started to lie to the ghosts again, and threw out the bait, "After earning money, you and I will share it equally. Don't you want to eat lobster a long time ago? Yes. Money, you can eat as much as you want."
The ghost king was moved shamefully, he licked his lips, and felt that such words seemed not unacceptable.
"Tell me in advance that I will only do it this time." The ghost king threatened fiercely.
"Okay." Luo Chengyun naturally agreed.
After finishing this sum, it will be enough for them to eat and drink for a whole year, and when they have conquered the rich money, they will not worry about not being able to sell the remaining talismans.
"Lefeng, I suddenly remembered..." Yan Zhenchuan came back not long after he left, and when he opened the door, he saw Luo Chengyun and Gu Yunqiao standing face to face in the living room, especially Gu Yunqiao was still wearing obviously ill-fitting pajamas.
"What's wrong?" Luo Chengyun asked.
"It's okay." Yan Zhenchuan couldn't understand what was going on, and immediately said wittily, "It's okay, I have nothing to do, so I won't delay you, you continue, continue."
The door was closed with a "bang--", leaving the remaining people and ghosts facing each other speechlessly.
Half an hour later, Yan Zhenchuan tentatively sent a message: [Brother, are you done? ]
Luo Chengyun: [? ]
Yan Zhenchuan: [Awesome brother!I haven't seen you in just a few months, I didn't expect you to play so wild now! ]
Luo Chengyun: [Huh? ]
Yan Zhenchuan: [Did I disturb you this morning?Harmful!You didn't tell me that there is someone in your family earlier. If I knew, I would come at another time. It's not good to disturb your nature, right? ]
Luo Chengyun: [You ask the previous question again. ]
Yan Zhenchuan: [I didn't know there was someone in your family? ]
Luo Chengyun: [The first sentence. ]
Yan Zhenchuan: [Is it over? ]
Luo Chengyun: [Endless. ]
Half a minute later, Yan Zhenchuan sent a series of exclamation points: [! ! !Why the fuck are you so flirtatious now? ]
Early in the morning, Luo Chengyun was awakened by the urgent doorbell outside the house.
"Who..." Since becoming a human, Gu Yunqiao has fallen in love with the feeling of lying on the bed, the soft and warm quilt, the relaxing experience, and a strong drowsiness after a while, often falling asleep At three poles in the sun,? Lazy look? How can there be half the majesty of a ghost king.
The two slept together, anyway, the bed was big, double bed,? Gu Yunqiao didn't mind,? Luo Chengyun naturally didn't mind either.
"Go and have a look." Gu Yunqiao pushed him, covered his head under the quilt, trying to block out the annoying noise.
Luo Chengyun got up to open the door. With messy hair and pajamas on his body, just like that, a middle-aged man covered in golden light hugged his thigh.
The middle-aged man knelt on the ground and cried: "Master~~~ You must save my dog's life, please, master~~~~ How much money you want is not a problem,? You make a price, ?I just beg you to save me! I haven’t spent all my money yet,? I don’t want to die yet!!”
This scene made Luo Chengyun's drowsiness dissipate immediately, and he looked at Yan Zhenchuan with puzzled eyes.
Yan Zhenchuan pointed to the middle-aged man on the ground, then pointed to his own brain, and finally spread his hands, making a helpless look.
This person has a bad mind, so please be patient.
This is the first time for Luo Chengyun to be hugged by a strange man. He said extremely uncomfortable: "Hey, get up first and explain clearly what's going on."
The middle-aged man just got up from the ground. Luo Chengyun took him to sit on the sofa, and listened to him talk about his recent strange experiences: "Master, I don't know who this is offending. They, they have to pester me." I won't let you go, Master!"
"I'm just a mining worker. I made a small fortune 20 years ago, and I've never done anything wrong in my life. How could I be targeted by ghosts?"
"From a month ago, I felt chilly at home. I asked someone to read Feng Shui. The master said that my house was too cloudy, and then changed my Feng Shui, but it didn't work. The more I stayed at home, the colder I always felt. It’s heavy. I’ve heard people recommend it, and I’ve tried a few powerful exorcist masters at home, but all of them said nice things about it, and they’ll know they’re asking for money when they really come here.”
"It's not that a few days ago I bought the peace talisman drawn by the master in the boss's shop. It was so amazing. I finally had a good night's sleep. I felt that my body was not as cold as before, but I always felt that there were still unclean things in it. In my family, I begged the boss to bring me here, and ask the master to help me!"
"He has a strong ghost aura, it seems that there is more than one." Gu Yunqiao floated out of the house at some point, circled around the middle-aged man, smelled the ghost aura entangled in him, and asserted.
"What do you want me to do?" Luo Chengyun asked.
"I just hope that the master can drive out the ghost in my house so that he will not come again in the future."
Exorcising ghosts is Fang Lefeng's old profession, and Yan Zhenchuan has been winking with him during this period, telling him to agree quickly.
Although Luo Chengyun hadn't learned how to exorcise ghosts, but... he glanced at Gu Yunqiao next to him without any trace, isn't there a ready-made ghost king?
Not a big problem.
He frowned, and said thoughtfully: "According to my observation, you have far more than one ghost."
"Master can even know this?" The man admired Luo Chengyun even more, "Master is really clever. Someone said before that I'm afraid there are two ghosts in my house!"
"More than that." Luo Chengyun listened to the ghost king whispering in his ear, and told him, "There are not two ghosts in your house, but four."
"Four!" The man's face turned blue from fright, and he fell to his knees again, "Master, please save me!"
"Easy to say, easy to say."
Luo Chengyun helped him up: "I'll find out when I go to your house tomorrow to find out."
The middle-aged man was very eager: "Isn't it possible today? I can add more money."
There is no problem in this world that money cannot overcome.
Luo Chengyun agreed: "In that case, let me make some preparations and go to your house tonight."
"Okay! I'll wait for you, master!" The middle-aged man thought of something at this moment, touched his chest pocket, and offered his business card with both hands, "Master, this is my business card, just tell me if you need anything, I will Whenever you are called."
"I don't know when it is convenient tonight, master, I will send someone to pick you up."
"Eight o'clock." Luo Chengyun casually reported the time.
He glanced at the name on the business card: Chen Bingrong—Vice President of Xinhong Technology Co., Ltd.
"I will wait downstairs at that time." Chen Bingrong promised.
After sending the person away, Yan Zhenchuan whispered to him a little worriedly: "Do you really dare to pick it up?"
"It's not easy to do. Although this person is not very smart, he is stupid and has a lot of money, but if he can't do it well, don't let yourself in. He will be very difficult when he meets you. Didn't you listen to him? He has found so many celestial masters, but none of them can solve it, what can you do with a broken magic stick?"
"Although money is important, if life is gone, no amount of money will be wasted."
Hearing Yan Zhenchuan's words, he was a real friend. Although he brought him to Luo Chengyun for money, he didn't want Luo Chengyun to go to his death beyond his control.
He originally thought that with his friend's ingenuity, he would be able to push this matter away as soon as he heard it. In this way, he also earned money, and Luo Chengyun's life was also held.
It's good now, Luo Chengyun agreed to exorcise ghosts at the request of the big money, and if something happened to him, wouldn't he have killed Luo Chengyun?
"I know it well." Luo Chengyun was not overly worried when he saw that Gu Yunqiao didn't care about it.
"You have a lot of farts. If you really have a number, you won't take this matter!" Yan Zhenchuan was so angry that he cursed, he thought and thought, since the incident happened because of him, then he must also take responsibility for it, "Aren't you Have you wanted the Seven Star Sword in my store for a long time? I, I will borrow it from you for a night, and you have to live to bring it back to me, it is a family treasure!"
Yan Zhenchuan looked angry and hated at him, like a worried old woman, Luo Chengyun's heart warmed up, it seems that Fang Lefeng, a magician, still made good friends, he promised: "Don't worry."
"Sigh." Yan Zhenchuan was so worried that he didn't know what to say, he muttered, "I wouldn't have sold you any talismans if I knew it earlier, it's all a mess."
After sending Yan Zhenchuan away, Luo Chengyun asked Gu Yunqiao about the situation: "Can you tell the ghost aura from Chen Bingrong?"
"Naturally." He is the king of ghosts, and a few little ghosts are not worthy of his attention.
"Then do you know what kind of ghost Chen Bingrong has provoked?" Knowing the specific type of ghost, Luo Chengyun was able to hold his feet and look through books to find ways to drive away ghosts.
Gu Yunqiao smiled disdainfully and told him: "This is called Peach Blossom Ghost."
"Peach Blossom Ghost?" Chen Bingrong didn't look like he could find a peach blossom.
Could it be that he gained weight in middle age and looked good when he was young?
Gu Yunqiao popularized science with him: "Peach Blossom Ghost, as the name suggests, is Chen Bingrong who committed a peach blossom on his body. He had an improper sex/transaction with the Peach Blossom Ghost before he was alive. The ghost planted peach blossoms on his body. Only after his death can he attract the Peach Blossom Ghost."
"Basically, those who have peach blossom ghosts in their families are those who are obsessed with lust/sex. This Chen Bingrong is not a good thing."
Luo Chengyun: "Peach Blossom Ghost died because of him?"
Gu Yunqiao: "No. If a ghost died because of him, he wouldn't be alive now."
Luo Chengyun felt relieved: "That will be fine."
Don't delay him from making money.
"Are you really going?" Gu Yunqiao didn't know Luo Chengyun's half-baked level, and his talent for drawing symbols, but he clearly didn't know anything about exorcising ghosts.
"nature."
"Do you know how to exorcise ghosts?"
"No." Luo Chengyun answered frankly, before Gu Yunqiao asked the next question, he said shamelessly, "Isn't there still you?"
Gu Yunqiao was shocked: "I am the king of ghosts, you want me to follow you to exorcise ghosts?"
"Because you are the king of ghosts, those little ghosts listen to you." Luo Chengyun started to lie to the ghosts again, and threw out the bait, "After earning money, you and I will share it equally. Don't you want to eat lobster a long time ago? Yes. Money, you can eat as much as you want."
The ghost king was moved shamefully, he licked his lips, and felt that such words seemed not unacceptable.
"Tell me in advance that I will only do it this time." The ghost king threatened fiercely.
"Okay." Luo Chengyun naturally agreed.
After finishing this sum, it will be enough for them to eat and drink for a whole year, and when they have conquered the rich money, they will not worry about not being able to sell the remaining talismans.
"Lefeng, I suddenly remembered..." Yan Zhenchuan came back not long after he left, and when he opened the door, he saw Luo Chengyun and Gu Yunqiao standing face to face in the living room, especially Gu Yunqiao was still wearing obviously ill-fitting pajamas.
"What's wrong?" Luo Chengyun asked.
"It's okay." Yan Zhenchuan couldn't understand what was going on, and immediately said wittily, "It's okay, I have nothing to do, so I won't delay you, you continue, continue."
The door was closed with a "bang--", leaving the remaining people and ghosts facing each other speechlessly.
Half an hour later, Yan Zhenchuan tentatively sent a message: [Brother, are you done? ]
Luo Chengyun: [? ]
Yan Zhenchuan: [Awesome brother!I haven't seen you in just a few months, I didn't expect you to play so wild now! ]
Luo Chengyun: [Huh? ]
Yan Zhenchuan: [Did I disturb you this morning?Harmful!You didn't tell me that there is someone in your family earlier. If I knew, I would come at another time. It's not good to disturb your nature, right? ]
Luo Chengyun: [You ask the previous question again. ]
Yan Zhenchuan: [I didn't know there was someone in your family? ]
Luo Chengyun: [The first sentence. ]
Yan Zhenchuan: [Is it over? ]
Luo Chengyun: [Endless. ]
Half a minute later, Yan Zhenchuan sent a series of exclamation points: [! ! !Why the fuck are you so flirtatious now? ]
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