Lord Lu's little beauty is serving green tea again

"Master Zhou! It's already 8 o'clock and you still don't get up?!"

The shrill female voice came to his ears, and Zhou Chun shivered from the noise. When he opened his eyes, he found an old aunt in her 50s squatting beside the bed with a pair of triangular eyes.

Zhou Chun woke up immediately, and stepped back and waved his hands again and again: "I haven't done anything in my life, which floor of the underworld are you from? Make it easy and don't let me go into the frying pan, okay?"

Immediately, the evil ghost's eyes widened, as if the eyeballs were about to come out of their sockets, and he tore away Zhou Chun's tightly clenched quilt. After seeing Zhou Chun's bare neck, shoulders, and chest, his teeth were all shattered. Bite tightly together.

Zhou Chun could even hear the sound of "creaking and creaking", as if he was going to eat people!

He was so frightened that his hair blew up and his eyes were red: "You...don't come here!!!"

"Master Zhou! See what you look like?! You really have no education!! Think you can marry into the Lu family by pestering Master Lu all day? But you are just a guy who spreads his legs and makes people play!"

The woman scolded so much that she spit, and Zhou Chun tilted his head in a daze.

If I remember correctly, he had a car accident, and then the car exploded and everyone was blown away, and at the last second before he lost consciousness, he found that his hand was flying in the sky...

!!!

He is disabled! ?

Zhou Chun was so frightened that he broke out in a cold sweat, and immediately lowered his head to check his hands and feet! !

The limbs are sound, the skin is still tender, smooth to the touch, tender and bouncy, no problem...

wrong!It is embarrassing why there is a large inexplicable mark on his chest.And his hand didn't hurt, but the tingling pain in that secret place was hard to ignore, as if it was drilled by something big!

Suddenly remembered the "dream" last night, he was...

At this moment, Zhou Chun's mind was shaken, and he was forced to receive a large piece of information...

He crossed?He transmigrated into a dog-blood novel and became the cannon fodder with the same name and surname as him—that is, the stand-in canary raised by the protagonist in the early stage of the attack, a 38-line starlet.

The point is that the canary didn't know that he was a canary, and thought he was the lucky one who found true love, so he followed the protagonist for 2 years with no name, no points, and nothing, and tried his best to be a free vent tool.

Then until Bai Yueguang's protagonist Shou appeared, this idiot couldn't fight at all, and instead became the impetus for the two protagonists to fall in love. In the end, they could only leave the scene disheartened and died.

Zhou Chun read this ancient novel when he was young, and was so angry that he wanted to go to heaven!

I don't know what the author was thinking. This cannon fodder double didn't do anything, but was dazzled by love.It is also to blame that he is a supporting role blocking the way of the protagonist, so he is deliberately portrayed as a shameless mistress.In the later stage, he was stumbled by all kinds of humiliation by the protagonist's friends, and finally lost both his job and his face...

And this canary has the same name and surname as him!The sense of substitution came immediately!

Zhou Chun immediately grabbed the keyboard at hand, and knocked with the speed of being single for many years. The author was scolded thoroughly with sparks and lightning.

It is because of his wrong three views that he wrote this kind of novel!

Then the author seems to be called autistic...

So the current situation...is the price for his cursing? !Let him time travel to the first night when he was slept by a scumbag!

Let him go through the pain of cannon fodder? !

Zhou Chun was dumbfounded again.

I only heard a mechanical voice in my mind again, reminding Zhou Chun that he was the lucky one who was chosen, and he would honestly play his role as canary cannon fodder. Identity lives on.

reborn?

So, this is not a punishment, but a benefit?