I'm friends with straight guys

That night's supper must be full.

I wandered in the snack street with him, a person who was out of tune with the snack street.

I still remember when I came to this place for the first time, I gave him a fried skewer, and this kid refused to eat it.

"Good boy, is this healthy?" Looking at his hesitation, those who didn't know thought that what I gave him was poison.

"Forget it, do you like to eat or not, I told you that there will be no such shop in this village." Regardless of his hesitation and reserve, I stuffed it directly into my mouth, "Tsk tsk tsk, it smells so good. "

Seeing his tentative expression like a kitten, I was about to give him a new bunch, but he lowered his head and took a bite of the one I had just eaten.

Thank goodness I was very principled and didn't get a nosebleed.

I think there's something wrong with him, he eats what I eat, doesn't that equal indirect kissing?

Do I remember when a girl was chasing him and the first thing she said to him was kissing?

It's because no one would think of what this girl said.

Isn't he a straight guy, oh, he's not only straight but that kind of straight guy.

“一次接吻，双方会互换9毫升水、0.7毫克蛋白质、0.45毫克盐、0.18毫克有机化合物，以及大约8000万个细菌......”

The girl was surprised, looked at him in surprise, and then turned around and ran away before he could finish speaking.

I'm afraid he is regarded as a monster, and there is no one who would talk about some theoretical knowledge of bacteria when a girl said something like kissing?

"What are you thinking, so preoccupied?" Lu Yibai flicked my forehead.

"Baby, I think we need to do something."

Do something...in what position?

"Ok?"

Is it what I think, yes, yes, it must be what I think, Lu Yibai, Lu Yibai, have you been bent by me?

"I've thought about it for a long time, and we've known each other for so long..." said a pleasant voice.

I'm thinking about what he's going to say next.

Just as I was indulging in my own charm, I finally broke up with Lu Yibai!

Then Lu Yibai took the skewers I handed him, and continued to say...

"Then your music theory scores have been failing." Lu Yibai said seriously, "I think there is a certain reason for me as your good brother."

???

I'm about to say I'm willing, I can, I'm going to marry you, and you actually told me this?

Lu Yibai lied to my feelings.

I thought what he was going to say, but it turned out to be a music theory?

"I've been working hard on this." It's strange.

"Effort is not important, the main thing is that you don't have talent, so you need to work harder." As soon as he opened his mouth, his heart was pierced, as expected of Lu Yibai.

Really, I'd rather have him say I wasn't working hard enough than be called stupid.

What do you mean I have no talent, it makes me look like dementia, I am just a little bit lost in this kind of music theory, and it is hard to control.

This kind of uncontrollable degree is like I think about someone every day.

"Okay, hurry up and eat. I probably won't be able to go back to the dormitory after eating. I'll take you to stay outside for the night." Lu Yibai seemed to have a mental retardation in his eyes.

"I'll take you to play something exciting tonight, and take you to play something different."

Woohoo, is it the kind of excitement I thought?

It's not the same, what's the difference from before, is the posture on the bed a little deeper, is it different?

Woohoo, as expected of Lu Yibai, every word has a provocative meaning.

I hate it, I hate that I'm not coquettish enough, I hate that I can't tease him, but my legs are weak when he teases me, you know, you know, it's me coveting him, not him coveting me, okay?

Why do you always say those words so proactively, as if I really have something to do with him.

My son, every time I raised my excitement to a commanding height, and then fell down hard, which time didn't I resolve the ambiguity in his straight man's way?

Sometimes I really don't know if he is really stupid, can't understand my mind, or pretending to be stupid, knowing my mind but pretending to be stupid, in order to maintain my pure buddy relationship.

After wandering around the snack street for a long time, my stomach was a little full, "Lao Lu, I can't walk anymore, let's find a place to sleep, I'm sleepy."

"Let's go if we can't walk, let's go back to the car first." He touched my head, then took my arm, and led me to the side where I parked just now.

After stuffing me into the co-pilot like stuffing cargo, he looked indifferent, unable to tell whether he was happy or unhappy.

"Good boy?" He called me, but I didn't know what he was doing.

"Forget it, let me come."

He slowly approached me, and his face was close to mine, so that I could see the fluff on his face even at a close distance.

Between breaths I thought...

"Okay, okay, you have to change your habit of not wearing a seat belt as the co-pilot."

Well, it's another carnival for Grandpa alone.

I thought he was doing something so close to me, but it turned out he was just wearing a seat belt.

No, no, no, headache.

I really wonder when will a super straight guy like him who is invincible in the universe be able to break my bend?

Or in other words, can I bend him.

"Okay, this is the place where I used to live, so I haven't checked out all the time, and I will take you up today." I have always lived in the place, so is this the hotel as my home?

Farewell, come to me, I can warm you, I am your home, I am your warm harbor.

Lao Lu, think about me, I am delicate and weak, I can sing, fuck, and fuck you.

If it’s too bad, I can still cook for you and fill your stomach. For a good person like me, where did you find it? Why don’t you follow me?

However, I can only think these nonsense in my mind and dare not really tell him.

Because once I said it, the friendship between us would also be shattered, but what I was most afraid of was not being able to be by his side, so in order to choose to maintain this false friendship, I endured it and didn't say it.

There is no way, I can only follow Lu Yibai dejectedly, he is wasting so many brain cells of a good young man of my motherland.

Then he took me, a buddy who thought he was good-looking, into the hotel.

"You wash it first, or should I wash it first?" Lu Yibai looked at me with eyes so harmless to humans and animals that I felt embarrassed to flirt with him.

Seriously speaking, is this kind of thing really good?

"Well, you go first."

Then he didn't say a word, he really took his clothes into the bathroom, I waited at the door, listening to the sound of water splashing inside, looking at the reflection on the frosted glass, emmm, I'm hungry... .

"Close your eyes to nourish your mind, close your eyes to lower your breath, close your eyes to enjoy yourself, close your eyes to lie down and think, close your eyes to eliminate food, close your eyes to enjoy music, close your eyes to relieve fatigue, close your eyes to relieve troubles..."

After silently reciting the formula once, I still feel that the effect is very little. I heard that monks can relieve their desires by chanting scriptures?

This good guy, it doesn't matter how much it is used when I come here. Could it be that I have read it too few times, so I will do it again?

"Close your eyes to nourish your mind, close your eyes to lower your breath, close your eyes to enjoy yourself, close your eyes to lie down and think, close your eyes to eliminate food, close your eyes to enjoy music, close your eyes to relieve fatigue, close your eyes to relieve troubles..."

However, I recited the effect once, and it didn’t seem to be much different from the previous one. After I really recited it, some people came out of the bathroom. The clouds are average.

The strands of hair are still dripping water, and the drops of water flow down the neck to the chest...

This, this is more exciting than showing me erotic pictures.

Damn, are you sure you're here to help me with some music theory lessons? Are you sure you're not here to seduce me?

"Hey boy, why don't you take a shower here?" He wiped his head and then looked at me, "Go and take a shower."

"it is good."

To be honest, I didn't expect much, because I knew that after I got out of the shower, there was only endless darkness.

Adhering to the dawdling, it took a while, and some people didn't give me such a chance, and yelled at me directly to the bathroom.

"Hurry up, what will you do when it gets late?"

If you do something, am I so inactive?

I walked into the bathroom very reluctantly and then turned white all over myself and refused to come out...

"Hurry up, don't wait for me to go in and hug you out."

emmm.....

To be honest, it's not impossible, I'm even a little excited, or you can come in and hug me, I don't mind, really.

"I see." What can I do, I have no choice but to answer.

Then he wiped himself clean, put on his clothes, and meticulously fastened the top button of his shirt before he would come out.

"You are so well dressed, those who didn't know thought I would eat you."

I shook my head and showed him a smirk, Lu Yibai is not serious when he talks like this, he is flirtatious, but this person is straight, this is too helpless.

"How could it be that I ate you?"

I really, don't care about this kind of thing, as long as you want it.

"Don't be poor with me, come and write quickly." Lu Yibai's voice is light, but it has a fatal attraction to me.

"Understood." I walked beside him slowly, smelling the same shower gel smell on him as mine, but why the fragrance on his body is stronger than mine, I just think he smells good on him.

I stared at him for a long time until...

"What are you looking at, hurry up and write your self-criticism, or you will be scolded tomorrow."

"Okay, okay, you think you're an old witch." I glanced at him, and wrote obediently.

It took about half an hour, and I was finally done. Looking at the densely packed words on the paper, I felt a headache, "I want to sleep over there."

Written with a sore neck.

As soon as I was lying on the bed, a large dog surrounded me, "My boy, it's still you, it's soft and comfortable."