I'm friends with straight guys

After a white flash, I lost consciousness.

When I woke up again, I found that there was a pink in my eyes, and there was a pink bear in my arms.

"Conscience, what the hell is going on?" Holding the bear directly this time, there will be no abnormality in this plane, but don't do this, if the human design can't be destroyed, I won't be suffocated to death, don't treat me like this Me.

Could it be that I'm a bigwig in women's clothing?

This is using the identity of a girl to approach a straight man, even if it is a strategy, if it is successful, and finally finds out that I am a man, will the world collapse directly?

"Don't worry, the host, you are just a teacher with a little eccentricity, don't worry, don't worry, you're not a big girl who dresses up."

Hearing this, my hanging heart was relieved.

Is it finally a normal world this time? I said happily, I went to work to cook, and then I went to find the adults I wanted to attack.

When I was looking for files, I came across a notebook, and then I opened it and looked at it. I didn’t know if I didn’t read it.

The contents of the diary are as follows:

My name is Shen Anzhi, and I am now a high school teacher. Recently, I discovered something extraordinary in myself.

That is - I found that there was something wrong with my butt, an inch below my lower back, and it was always a dull pain.

I had a faint feeling that something was wrong, and then I went to the hospital for an examination, but the doctor said that I might need to see a psychiatrist, which means that there is nothing wrong with my body!

But I always felt that something was wrong. Later, the pain disappeared, so I didn't take it seriously.

Just yesterday, when I was taking a shower, I found a small pit. If it weren't for the location a little far away, I even felt that I was suffering from anal atrophy.

A really weird thing, right?

But the weirder thing was still to come. After a while, he started to itch.

When I was at home, I accidentally put something on the edge of the table. When it fell, I was shocked, and then a fluffy tail rushed out of the hole directly.

This frightened me, and I didn't dare to go to the hospital, for fear that they would arrest me for biological research.

I began to be cautious and try not to scare myself. I found that as long as my mood remained stable, he would not randomly come out, which made me relieved.

With this tail like this, after several months, everything was safe and sound, and I even forgot his existence.

"Conscience, what's going on?"

"Then what, that little fart number also includes occasionally turning into a nine-tailed fox."

I knew that conscience could not be so conscientious, feelings are waiting for me here.

"Then what should I do? Is there any cure? In other words, I only have one tail. Even if it is a nine-tailed fox, shouldn't it have nine tails?"

"Nine tails will only flash when you are emotional or caught by others. You are now in a normal form. Don't be instilled in you by ancient books, novels, and those deceptive special effects on TV. .”

It seems to make sense, but I just have a feeling of being cheated.

Helpless, I could only beg him to take back my tail, then took a taxi and went to school.

Fortunately, the original owner's memory is still a little bit, and it wasn't too difficult to start the class. Finally, after class, I sat in the office and heard Dangdang knocking on the door.

"Please come in."

"Teacher, my uncle is here." A fair and clean young man lowered his head, with a resigned and deceptive look.

Only teachers who get along with students like him can know that he is an out-and-out problem student, and I happen to be that teacher.

"Teacher, I'm sorry, may I ask what's wrong with this kid?" The person who came was wearing a suit, with an indifferent expression, making people afraid to get close to him. Oh, that's not the point. The next move, I seem to know who the target of this attack is.

"It's like this..." I was about to say it, but when I saw the child, I could only say, "Go out and wait."

During my conversation with him, there was also movement on the side of conscience, "This is an adult, this is an adult!"

I rolled my eyes, I don't need him to say it, I can tell it by looking at the face, it's really an afterthought.

"Okay, you go down, I already knew it belonged to your lord, wait for you to tell me, the day lily is cold."

"Lu Chen." His voice was very light, just like his appearance.

"Cheng Fang." I smiled back, looked into his eyes, seemed to be drawn in, and stretched out my hand.

His eyes sank silently, as if something was clamoring to break through his body.

I hold his fingertips and his fingertips are cool, just like his whole body.

I sat back in the chair and he just stood there beside me.

"How beautiful, if the neck is broken..." He looked at the person sitting on the chair with cold eyes. If he didn't think so in his heart, no one would know his attributes.

"Hello, he's Zou Yang's parent, right?" I looked at Lu Yibai, who was wearing glasses, was different from usual, more abstinence, more animal.

Hearts are beating, love is burning.

I want to be too excited, but I am a mature and stable teacher after all, and I can't do any nympho behavior in front of others, otherwise I will definitely knock people down and talk about my love meaning.