After wearing the book, the heroine is black

The bridal chamber in Zhou Zhuying's imagination should be: Xiao Xinyue carried her back to the room, put her gently on the bed, then kissed her on the mouth intimately, began to untie her clothes, and she responded shyly...

Instead of: After entering the door, Xiao Xinyue put her down, gasped slightly and said, "Master, you are really heavy."

Zhou Zhuying's charming thoughts dissipated immediately, and while touching her belly, she said unhappily, "It's because the phoenix crown is too heavy!"

Xiao Xinyue glanced at her phoenix crown, smiled and pulled her back to the room, pressed her in front of the bronze mirror and said: "Then I will pick it for you."

Zhou Zhuying did not refuse, after all, she was eager to get rid of these jewelry as soon as possible.There is also the makeup on the face, which is beautiful if it is beautiful, but it feels a little uncomfortable as if it has been covered with flour for a day. ——I heard that the ancient "foundation" is rice flour, which is not the same as flour!

Now she and Xiao Xinyue had a lot of time chatting, so while studying the rouge gouache on the table, she asked, "What are these rouge gouaches made of?"

"I don't understand." Xiao Xinyue said, "But they are all produced by Yunxi Pavilion. I heard that they don't contain any lead powder that can damage the skin and body, so you don't have to worry about your face getting hurt after you put it on for a whole day."

"You actually know that lead is harmful to your body..." Zhou Zhuying muttered.

She took off her makeup and took off all the headgear, and her neck felt much easier.

Now she finally has the leisure to explore Xiao Xinyue's bedroom.

At first glance, the layout here is the same as the room she lives in, but in fact, there is a door on the side of the warm pavilion, which leads to the room next to it. —It was a study room with a desk in the middle and bookshelves on three sides.In addition to some books, there are also antique vases, glazed jade and so on on the shelves.

The hostess is a rich woman!Zhou Zhuying was sour.

Xiao Xinyue also took off the ornaments on her head, and when she turned her head and saw the leader slipping into her study, she couldn't help but quietly followed, and then leaned against the door to see what tricks the leader wanted to play.

I saw the leader looking at the pair of Yu Ruyi, his eyes lit up, and he stretched out his hand, with a tangled expression of wanting to touch but afraid of breaking it and asking for compensation.After a while, she gave up the pair of jade ruyis, turned her head to touch the jade pillow next to her, and muttered as she touched it: "such a hard pillow, can't you sleep with cervical spondylosis?"

Xiao Xinyue looked at the leader amusedly, and said, "It's because I'm afraid that I won't sleep well, so I put this on it as a decoration!"

Zhou Zhuying was taken aback, and thought to herself, it's a good thing she didn't hug these things, otherwise she would not be able to afford to sell herself if she was so frightened and her hands shook.

"Sister Saint, you have a rich collection here." Zhou Zhuying said.

Xiao Xinyue walked towards her and explained: "Most of these jade articles are given by others, some are given by the master on birthdays, and some are given by people below. These things are not very useful to me. If it can’t be sold, it can only be left here to collect ashes.”

"I could tell at a glance that Sister Saint is not the kind of person who likes these vulgar things." Zhou Zhuying flattered her.

Xiao Xinyue asked: "Then what does the leader think I like?"

"I like things that are not vulgar, such as... me!"

Xiao Xinyue's temples twitched.She knew that the point of the leader's words was not "like me" but "I'm not vulgar", so she asked, "The leader compares himself to a 'thing'?"

"That's right, the 'something' of 'Sister Saintess, go east, I will go east with you; Sister Saintess, go west, I will go west with you'."

Zhou Zhuying changed the original sentence "Tell me to go east and never dare to go west" completely beyond recognition, and the meaning of the sentence is completely irrelevant, but after the revision, people's hearts are full of joy.

"Since that's the case, should the leader change his title?" Xiao Xinyue asked.

"That's right, you have to be more intimate in front of people. That's called... a lady?" After Zhou Zhuying shouted, a certain song suddenly echoed in her mind, and she began to hum again "huh-huh".

Xiao Xinyue: "..."

She raised her forehead, "You can call me Biao, see you."

Zhou Zhuying said: "Scared me, I thought you wanted me to call you cousin."

Xiao Xinyue: "..."

She felt that her patience was running out.

Fortunately, the leader's attention was also shifted quickly, she pondered: "Do I have a sign? Do you want to make one temporarily?"

"spring."

"Huh?" Zhou Zhuying didn't know why.

"You—" Xiao Xinyue paused, "The name of the leader of the Demon Cult is Yangchun."

"Yangchun Baixue? It seems to be okay." Zhou Zhuying accepted her name with satisfaction, "But isn't calling you too raw? I want to call you Saintess Sister, because this is my exclusive way of calling it."

Tea, tea, too green tea.Zhou Zhuying commented on her behavior in her heart.

Xiao Xinyue seemed unable to see her carefulness, and said with a smile: "Okay."

"There is no secret in the room of the holy lady, right? After all, I will live here in the future. What if I break some secrets and get killed?!"

Zhou Zhuying really deserves to be a little expert who puts out the fire while supporting it at the same time. Xiao Xinyue couldn't laugh or cry when she asked her this question, she wanted to get angry but couldn't get angry.

He raised his hand and pinched Zhou Zhuying's Shuiling face: "Since it's a secret, I will naturally hide it before I marry the leader, so how can I put it in a place within easy reach?"

"Right."

A female disciple's voice sounded outside: "Saint, the hot water is ready."

Zhou Zhuying asked in a low voice, "Which one of us will wash first?"

Xiao Xinyue looked at her faintly: "Since you're married, it's okay to take a shower together."

Zhou Zhuying's little heart was beating wildly, and she called out: "Good, so exciting, so unrestrained, so wild!"

She coyly said: "It's too crowded for two people, isn't it? Why don't you wash it first?"

"Okay then, please wait a moment, Master!"

Zhou Zhuying: "..."

Shouldn't the script be like this?

She hurried out to take a look at the bathtub, and found that it was quite big, and it was no problem for two people to wash it!So she couldn't hold back her restless heart, hugged the tub and said, "Wow, it turns out that Sister Saintess usually uses such a big tub for bathing, so you can swim in it, right?"

Out of the corner of her eye, she caught a glimpse of the suspected shower gel next to her, and her attention shifted instantly, "What is this?"

"Using bath beans to grind into powder, mixed with acacia, grass alkali, etc. to wash the face and body."

Zhou Zhuying complained: "Why didn't I do it before?"

Xiao Xinyue reminded her: "Until we get married, the leader is still a prisoner."

"Oh." The leader remembered that as a prisoner, he had three meals a day and could take a bath, so the treatment was considered good.Still want to use cleanser, shower gel, shampoo, that is simply a dream.

"Then I am now the lady of the saint, can I use it?" the leader asked again.

Xiao Xinyue looked at her with a half-smile: "It's pretty quick for the leader to take over the identity of 'Madam Saint'."

Zhou Zhuying took it for granted: "That is! Since we want to pretend to be a couple in front of people, if we want to deceive others, we must first deceive ourselves. Only in this way can we call ourselves superb acting skills."

"You lied to yourself first?" Xiao Xinyue's eyes were deep, and the smile she had just lost when she looked at Zhou Zhuying.

Zhou Zhuying's heart skipped a beat, she didn't know where she said something wrong, which made Xiao Xinyue unhappy.

Xiao Xinyue walked in front of Zhou Zhuying, because the latter was in a squatting state, being looked down upon by her so condescendingly, she immediately felt a pressure, and panicked in her heart.

"The leader seems to have a lot of experience in how to act?" Xiao Xinyue bent down and approached her, she was so frightened that she squatted down on the ground.

"Sister Saint?"

Mistress, don't do this, I'm afraid!Zhou Zhuying whimpered in her heart.

"So the leader has been acting, has he deceived me or yourself?" Xiao Xinyue's eyes were sharp and dangerous in vain.

Zhou Zhuying finally knew what the heroine had misunderstood.

Could it be that the hostess thinks that she is pretending that she is not the real leader himself?God is pitiful, she is really not lying, no matter what her appearance and body look like, she is no longer the leader of the Demon Cult at heart!

"I...not." She said weakly.

Xiao Xinyue leaned over and bent her knees, her knees touched the floor lightly, and she put one hand on Zhou Zhuying's waist.As the physical distance between her and Zhou Zhuying got closer, the restless heart of the latter beat more violently, and the two could even feel the breath of each other's close proximity.

"No? Just look at it." Xiao Xinyue put her other hand on Zhou Zhuying's waist, and gently untied the red ribbon.

"Look? What are you looking at?" Zhou Zhuying only felt that her body was weak, her arms supporting the ground were becoming weak, and her mouth was so dry that swallowing saliva was not enough to quench her thirst. She just wanted a handful of clear spring water to drink. Hearty.

Xiao Xinyue didn't speak, and when the sash was untied, the red skirt on Zhou Zhuying's body was loosened, and the red silk dress on the upper body was also loosened without the tie of the sash, revealing the red skirt inside.

Zhou Zhuying aimed her eyes at the bathtub and muttered softly, "Sister Saint, the water is getting cold."

Xiao Xinyue paused, then picked her up, put her into the tub, and when she was still in shock, flicked her forehead with her fingers: "Then wash it quickly!"

After finishing speaking, Xiao Xinyue walked out of the Nuan Pavilion.

Zhou Zhuying looked at her background and felt that all the enthusiasm had been watered down.

It is an extremely immoral behavior to flirt halfway through flirting!Liu Xiahui is not like you!Come back and play with mandarin ducks!

However, no matter how her heart called, Xiao Xinyue did not appear.

She could only take off her wet skirt and take a bath while the water was still warm.

After soaking for a while, Xiao Xinyue brought over a set of clean clothes and put them aside for her.Seeing that Xiao Xinyue didn't look sideways, she said, "Sister Saint, although my figure is better than yours, you don't have to be afraid that you will feel ashamed if you look at me."

Xiao Xinyue glanced at Leader Zhou: "Are you determined to beat my heart repeatedly?"

Leader Zhou: The heroine is the heroine, and the seduction is so fresh and refined.

Suddenly, her face changed, and she exclaimed: "Sister Saint, where is my sanitary napkin, I feel that menstruation is coming!"

Xiao Xinyue: "..."

She said, "How do I know where you put it? It's probably in your dowry box!"

Zhou Zhuying got up in front of Xiao Xinyue, then wiped her body indiscriminately, changed into clean clothes, and went to search for her sanitary napkins.

It's no wonder she forgot the sanitary napkin, mainly because she didn't know when this body's menstrual period was.She waited for a long time and didn't see her, plus she was busy with getting married, and as time passed, she forgot that she still had a "big aunt".

Before I put on the sanitary napkin, I felt a cramping pain in my lower abdomen.

My aunt hasn't come yet, why did she start to feel pain first? !

"?!" Zhou Zhuying's strength seemed to be drained, and she fell to the ground.

Hearing the movement, Xiao Xinyue rushed over, and was slightly startled when she saw her clutching her abdomen, curled up like a shrimp ball, hurriedly picked her up, put her on the bed, and asked with concern: "Master, what's wrong with you?"

Zhou Zhuying was in so much pain that every word she said would increase the pain.She pointed to her lower abdomen, and the sweat on her forehead was already dripping out.

Xiao Xinyue frowned.She naturally knew that some people would feel pain in their lower abdomen when menstruating, but she had never seen such a severe pain like the leader.

She didn't know what to think of, put her fingertips on the wrist of the leader, and found that her pulse was abnormally fast.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo under less" like a poor helpless child.

Xiao Xinyue took off her shoes, turned on the bed, let the leader lie on her side with her back facing her, and then found several acupuncture points such as Qihai, Guanyuan, Zhongji, and Xiayuquan, and injected luck into them respectively.

These acupoints are generally used to treat menstrual pain, Xiao Xinyue has no needles, so she can only use luck to dredge the meridians.

Suddenly, she felt that the zhenqi she injected didn't operate according to the normal order, but reversed from the Zhongji acupoint upwards, and went straight to the Tanzhong acupoint on her chest.

Tanzhong acupoint has always been the place where meridian qi gathers, and it is also the meeting point where the Ren meridian of the eight extra meridians and the "foot Taiyin", "foot shaoyin", "hand sun" and "hand shaoyang" of the twelve meridians meet.According to the flow of meridian qi, it is impossible to counterattack Tanzhong acupoint from Zhongji acupoint.

Moreover, the zhenqi she input suddenly disappeared after entering the Tanzhong acupoint, which is not normal no matter how you look at it.

Xiao Xinyue's heart sank: This problem is probably related to the disappearance of the leader's true energy.

Zhou Zhuying was already in a half-asleep and half-awake state from the pain, she weakly grabbed Xiao Xinyue's hand and asked, "Sister Saint, am I going to be the first person to die from dysmenorrhea?"

Xiao Xinyue's face darkened, she raised her hand to wipe her sweat, and said, "Don't talk nonsense."

She decided to use the dangerous move to directly infuse true energy into her dantian. Zhou Zhuying really felt better, but she was already collapsed from the pain, even if the pain in her lower abdomen was relieved, she still had no energy left.

For Xiao Xinyue, it was physically and mentally exhausting to carry out the exercises for a long time, and she sweated a lot on her forehead, neck and body.

Tossing and tossing until midnight, Zhou Zhuying had already slept peacefully, Xiao Xinyue got out of bed and went to the kitchen to boil hot water.

When the people on duty in the kitchen heard the movement, they thought it was the remnants of the Demon Cult who had been placed in the sect to make trouble, so they hurriedly investigated and found that it was Xiao Xinyue: "Saint, saint?!"

"Woke you up?"

"Saint, are you going to boil water? Just let us do it."

They were originally employed by the Moshan School, and they did some chores on weekdays. Boiling water was also their daily job, so seeing the saintess boiling water herself, they felt a sense of shame as being lazy.

"Go to sleep, I can do it myself."

"No, no, this is our job. Besides, we should have thought that we would have to use hot water again in the Holy Maiden's Eve, so we should have prepared early..." They said frankly.

Xiao Xinyue: "..."

"Saint, you go back first. After the fire is finished, we will send it over. We will never make the saint and the lady wait for a long time."

Xiao Xinyue didn't explain much, waved her hand, and went back to the house.

The author has something to say: Small Theater - "Rumor"

Handyman: Last night, the saint and Mrs. Saint fought fiercely until the third watch!

Student: No wonder the leader of the Demon Cult slept until noon the next day, and when he got up, his hands and feet were weak, and he had to be served by a saint when he ate!

Handyman: Is that right?When the saint came to boil the water, her clothes were messy and she was sweating a lot, so we thoughtfully boiled an extra pot of hot water!

Student: The saint is actually such a saint!

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Note: skirt - underwear

The knowledge about acupuncture points and meridians comes from Baidu Encyclopedia.

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Wen Jichou married into Yulei Immortal City in the year when he achieved Jindan, and became the most noble woman in the Immortal Domain.

Before leaving, her father only spoke a few words to her.

One is to obey the Immortal Lord Yulei, and the other is to have a son who will inherit the Immortal City of Yulei in the future.

On the day when the golden car entered the city, the rosy glow was like an inexhaustible flame.

She didn't wait for the fairy master who was about to be her bedside person, but waited for the "daughter" in name.

Shen Zhutong, who was dressed in red, opened the curtain of the car with a scabbard and clicked her tongue, her eyes full of pity.

At that time she didn't know what Shen Zhutong meant, until she actually stepped into the Immortal Mansion, she saw the red-clothed flamboyant woman sitting in front of the hall with a big horse and a golden sword, and said: "My father is unconscious, I am in charge of the Immortal City, and The bride in Xiancheng will be personally welcomed by me."

At this time, Wen Jichou knew that Shen Zhutong was a traitor!

Under the sword, Shen Zhutong gave her two choices.

Or be silent all day long, disappearing in the high gate courtyard; or hold a sword and bathe in blood, and be a madman of the world.

She chose to hand over to Shen Zhutong.

At the very beginning, Shen Zhutong asked her what she wanted, but she didn't answer.

Later, she finally found the answer.

"I want mountains to fall and seas to fall, and this fairyland to turn up with huge waves. I want all those who bully and humiliate me to surrender under my feet."

"I want you, Shen Zhutong... only to be my Wen Jichou's knife! Never betray!"