I heard that the genius doctor wants to get married

One Hundred Questions About Couple Sex ([-])

Well, Yun Shu doesn't know how to start, so let's start directly.

Shangguan and Shen Hanzhou: So sloppy authors~~~

Yun Shu: "What we are doing is one hundred questions about the relationship between husband and wife. Who is this little bun next to him?"

Little Baozi: "Auntie, your memory is really bad."

Yun Shu: "Please call me sister, thank you."

Little Baozi: "Okay, Auntie."

Yun Shu: "How do you educate your children?"

Shangguan: "What the hell is education, I've never heard of it."

Shen Hanzhou: "Ditto."

Little Baozi: "My name is Shangguan Han, not Little Baozi."

Yun Shu: "Okay, little bun."

Shangguan & Shen Hanzhou & Xiao Baozi: "It's really quite fussy."

Yun Shu: "Not much to say, please listen to the questions. The first question: What is your name?"

Shangguan: Shangguan Jinsa

Shen Hanzhou: Shen Hanzhou

Little Baozi: My name is Shangguan Han, and I'm a boy.I am four years old this year. I am from Dajing Tiancheng for eight years, and I am from the south of the Yangtze River.My grandfather was the prime minister at the time, my grandmother was a chivalrous woman in the early years, and my uncle was the minister of the Ministry of punishment.My father is the Pavilion Master of Qingxue Pavilion, and my mother is a miracle doctor.Let me tell you a secret, my mother is a man, you must not tell it.

Yun Shu: Do you really think that we all don't know?Also, why do you talk so much? I'm here to interview your parents, not yours!

2 Yunshu: How old are you two?

Shangguan: I was 23 when I met him, and now I am 28.

Shen Hanzhou: Two years younger than him.

Yun Shu: Shangguan, you are really old.

Shangguan: You can change the age setting for my appearance to be a little younger, for example.

Yun Shu: At that time Han Zhou was only 16 years old, Shangguan, and it was illegal to rape minors.

Shangguan (eyes narrowed slightly): Are you sure we are rape?

Yun Shu: Don't threaten me, let me tell you, I am a person with integrity, sentiment and chastity.

Shen Hanzhou: That's right, you just have wrong views.

Yun Shu: Where is my three views wrong?

Shen Hanzhou: If your three views have not collapsed, why do you want me, a big man, to give birth to him?

Shangguan: Madam, is this unwilling?

Shen Hanzhou: You wish you were reborn!

Shangguan: (￣▽￣) "Haha

Xiao Baozi: I am four years old this year.

Yunshu: Shut up!You've already said it, and, I repeat, I didn't ask you!

3 gender is?

Shangguan: Hanzhou is relatively clear

Shen Hanzhou: He knows better

Xiao Baozi: I am a boy.

Yun Shu: If you don't speak, no one really treats you as dumb.

4 What is your personality like?

Shangguan; strong, domineering, gentle

Yun Shu: Well, only for Han Zhou, right?

Shangguan (folding fan lightly): Exactly.

Shen Hanzhou; I think, I am pretty good to outsiders.

Shangguan: That’s right, it’s just that it’s not good for me.

Little Baozi: And me, and me, mother is not good to me either.

Shen Hanzhou: Where did I treat you badly?And don't call me mother!

Little Baozi: Mother won't let me call him mother, it's not good for me.

Shangguan: Hehe.

5 The character of the other party?

Shen Hanzhou: He does whatever he wants.

Yun Shu: (--;) You are more sloppy than me.

Shangguan: In the beginning, I liked fried hair very much.But after getting to know him, you will find that he is very gentle sometimes, and he cooks delicious food.

Yun Shu: As I said long ago, Han Zhou has the potential to be a wife.

6 When did the two meet?Where?

Shangguan: Five years ago, in Qinyuelou.

Shen Hanzhou: Same as above.

Yunshu: What a wonderful place to meet.Didn't the two of you have something romantic in such a wonderful place?

Shangguan: Yes.

Yun Shu: Ah wow, why don't I know.

Han Zhou: If he tore off my mask, it counts.

7 The first impression of the other party?

Shangguan: Qingqingxiuxiu, sharp teeth.

Shen Hanzhou: Bright eyes and bright teeth, stunning and stunning.

Shangguan: So you had such a good first impression of me?

Shen Hanzhou: I didn't feel any more after that.You know, the disadvantages always overshadow the advantages.

Yunshu: I agree.

Shangguan: Why do you always help him?

Yun Shu: I am his own mother.

Little Baozi: Grandma, look, I call you aunt and also call you young.

Yun Shu: Can you throw this thing out?

8 What do you like about each other?

Shangguan: I like his whole body, from the fingertips to the ends of his hair.

Yun Shu: I didn't expect you to be quite infatuated.

Shen Hanzhou: I like him to stay away from me.

Yun Shu: Is it your specialty to say something wrong with your heart, Han Zhou?

9 What do you hate about the other party?

Shangguan: Duplicity.

Shen Hanzhou: You said just now that you like me all over, but you changed your mind so quickly.

Yun Shu: Where's Han Zhou?

Shen Hanzhou: I have to take care of everything, from the court to the martial arts. I really don't know what Li Jingxuan and Duan Yange are doing.

Shangguan: Don't worry, I will accompany you full-time in the future.

10 Do you think you have a good sex with the other party?

Shangguan: It couldn't be better. The two of us can achieve the perfect harmony of soul and body.

Yun Shu: Han Zhou, cover your little bun's ears, this is not suitable for young children.

Little Baozi: Who said that?I have seen my father put on my mother.

Shangguan & Shen Hanzhou: (⊙o⊙)?When did this happen?

Xiao Baozi: When I was in Niangqin's womb.

Yunshu: (-__-)b, your child is really precocious...

11 What do you call each other?

Shangguan: Hanzhou, Shen Hanzhou.

Shen Hanzhou: Shangguan, Shangguan Jinsa.

Yunshu: Look, what a normal name.

12 How would you like to be called by the other party?

Shangguan: Husband, Xianggong.

Han Zhou: That's fine.

Yun Shu: Han Zhou is shy. (/▽＼=)

13 If you use an animal as a metaphor, what do you think the other person is?

Shangguan & Hanzhou (in unison): I don't like bestiality.

Yunshu: Alright. (-__-)b

14 If you want to send a gift to the other party, would you send it?

Shangguan: Give him another child's raw materials.

Shen Hanzhou: Why should I give him a gift.

Yunshu: Can you express your love for your husband-in-law a little bit.

Shen Hanzhou: I'm sorry, the attributes don't match, maybe it's okay if you remake me.

15 So what gift would you like for yourself?

Shen Hanzhou: I don't want gifts.

Yunshu: Can you give your husband-in-law a chance to express his love to you.

Shen Hanzhou: I'm sorry, the attributes don't match, maybe it's okay if you remake me.

Yunshu: Are you a repeater?

Shen Hanzhou: What the hell is a repeater?

Yun Shu: Shangguan, you don't need to say anything, I know what you want, the children are here, we save what we should save.

Shangguan: (￣﹏￣;)

16 Are you dissatisfied with the other party?What is it normally?

Shangguan: Yes, on matters of love.

Xiao Baozi: Yes, about love affairs.

Yun Shu: Has something to do with you?

Little Baozi: Mother refuses Dad, and Dad refuses to buy me candy.

Yun Shu: Don't you have grandparents, uncles and mothers?Why do you have to ask your father to buy it?

Xiao Baozi (grievance): My father asked Ying Shi and Ying Shi to follow me every day, and he was not allowed to ask anyone to buy me candy.

Yun Shu: Shangguan, why is that?

Shen Hanzhou: It's not good for the teeth.

Yun Shu: Sure enough, he is a miracle doctor @[email protected], so do you have any dissatisfaction with Shangguan?

Shen Hanzhou: The ninth question has already been answered.Can you stop repeating yourself?

17 What is your problem?

Shangguan: Nothing wrong.

Yun Shu: (-__-), narcissistic enough.

Shen Hanzhou: I like him.

Shangguan: Just now he said he doesn't like me, so let me just say that he doesn't agree with me.

18 What is the opponent's problem?

Shangguan: Cough cough.Han Zhou, show some face.

Shen Hanzhou: Well, there is nothing wrong with him.

Yun Shu: There is no one on the top, either?

Shen Hanzhou: Did you ask too many questions?

Shangguan: If there is something wrong with me, you think Han Zhou can get pregnant in one go.

Yun Shu: "Then Shangguan thinks what's wrong with Han Zhou?"

Shangguan: Nothing wrong.

Yunshu: A model of a loving couple.

19 What kind of things does the other party do to make you unhappy?

Shangguan: Run away from home.

Shen Hanzhou: You forced me to do so.

Yun Shu: Where's Han Zhou?

Shen Hanzhou: Forcing me to run away from home.

Yun Shu: Rely on it.

20 What did you do that made the other person unhappy?

Shangguan: Force him to run away from home.

Shen Hanzhou: Run away from home.

Yun Shu: Well, I didn't ask.

21 How far is your relationship?

Shangguan (putting his arms around Shen Hanzhou): We all have children, how far are you talking about? !

Shen Hanzhou: We share the same bed.

Yun Shu: A blessing that has been cultivated for thousands of years.

Shen Hanzhou (slapping off Shangguan Jinsa's wolf paw): Are you sure this is a blessing?

Yun Shu: Maybe, hehe (￣@▽@￣)".

22 Where did two people first date?

Shangguan: Qin Yuelou.

Shen Hanzhou: Qin Yuelou.If bickering counts as dating.

23 What was the atmosphere of the two of them at that time?

Shangguan: Love is endless.

Yunshu: Pink bubbles popping up everywhere?

Shen Hanzhou: Except for the two of us, Qin Yuelou is indeed making pink bubbles everywhere.

24 How far has it progressed then?

Shangguan: I don't know each other.

Shen Hanzhou: Same as above.

Yun Shu: Shangguan, I think your master should have brought you to see Han Zhou back then.

Shangguan: My father might not agree with that, unless Han Zhou wears women's clothes.

Yunshu: Alright.

25 frequent date spots?

Shangguan: Qingxue Pavilion.

Shen Hanzhou: Moon-watching Pavilion.

Yun Shu: Well, the Moon-Watching Pavilion in Qingxue Pavilion.

26 What kind of preparations will you make for the other party's birthday?

Shangguan: Hanzhou doesn't know his birthday, the day I met him was his new life.

Shen Hanzhou: No preparations, I just need to give myself to him.

Shangguan (hands out helplessly): But he has never done this before.

27 Which party confessed first?

Shangguan: He first.

Shen Hanzhou:?

Shangguan: You said first, "Then do you miss me?"

Yun Shu: So you didn't even have a serious confession.Hanzhou, make it up now.

Shen Hanzhou: He said he didn't want me.

Yun Shu: Shangguan, quickly kneel down.

Shangguan: A man has gold under his knees, don't kneel!

Yun Shu: Are you sure?

Shangguan: A good man can bend and stretch, daughter-in-law, please forgive me.If I knew I shouldn't have made this joke with him.

28 How much do you like each other?

Shangguan: Equal to life.

Shen Hanzhou: Cook for him.

Yun Shu: Sure enough, if you want to tie a man's heart, you have to tie his stomach first.

29 So, do you love each other?

Shangguan: Of course I love you.

Shen Hanzhou: Can you stop asking these nonsense? !

Yun Shu: Han Zhou, you are shy again.

30 What does the other person say that makes you feel wrong?

Shangguan: Then do you miss me?

Yun Shu: You are really impressed by this sentence.

Shen Hanzhou: I will agree with whatever he says, as long as he doesn't touch my acupoints.

Yun Shu: Shangguan, why do you always do this when you come and go?

Shangguan: The method does not lie in its novelty, as long as it is useful.

31 If you feel that the other party is suspected of changing his mind, what will you do?

Shen Hanzhou: Let's go.

Shangguan: Whoever makes him change his mind, I will kill him!

Yunshu: This is a harmonious society.

32 Can you forgive the other party for changing his mind?

Shangguan & Shen Hanzhou: No way!

Yun Shu: You two are emotionally clean.

33 What should I do if the other party is more than one hour late for a date?

Shangguan: He and I went out together, so why would such a problem arise?

Shen Hanzhou: Same as above.

Yun Shu: Count me in vain.

35 The other party's sexy expression?

Shangguan: When you smile with eyebrows and eyes crooked.

Yun Shu: I thought you would say that when you were in bed, did I really think you were too obscene?

Shen Hanzhou: That's because you are too wretched.

Yun Shu: Sure enough, there is a husband who has forgotten his mother.

Xiao Baozi: My mother never remembers you, how can you forget?

Yunshu: You!out!go!

Shen Hanzhou: His sexiest expression is when he smiles.

Yun Shu: The two of you really look like a husband and wife.Sexy all the same.

36 When two people are together the most makes your heart beat faster?

Shen Hanzhou: I haven't seen you for a while, when we meet again.

Yun Shu: As expected, Xiao Biesheng is newly married.

Shangguan: Our newlyweds were destroyed by Xinyang during the day, and the bridal chamber was harmonized by jj.

Yunshu: Alright.how about you?

Shangguan: When he was weak.

Yunshu: For example?

Shangguan: During the days when I was unconscious.And the moment when I wake up and he's not there.

38 What do you feel happiest when doing?

Shangguan: makelove.

Yun Shu: Do you still speak English?

Shangguan: A while ago, I went to 21st Century to study for a few days.

Shen Hanzhou: I am happy all the time.

39 Ever quarreled?

Shangguan & Shen Hanzhou: Noisy.

40 What is the reason for the quarrel?

Shen Hanzhou: He is too domineering.

Shangguan: He doesn't listen to me when it comes to what I think is right.

Yun Shu: It's really domineering.

How to reconcile after 41?

Shen Hanzhou: He apologized.

Shangguan: I apologize.

Yun Shu: Shangguan, you may become a loyal dog.

Shangguan: I want to be a peerless attacker.

Shen Hanzhou: Let me do it last time.

Shangguan: (--;) Well, I am a peerless "attack".

42 Do you still want to be lovers after reincarnation?

Shen Hanzhou: Let’s talk about the afterlife in the next life. Is it useful to talk about it now?

Shangguan: We are not lovers, but husband and wife.

Yun Shu: Shangguan, your focus is always different.

Shangguan: Thank you.

43 When do you feel loved?

Shen Hanzhou: When he was more gentle.

Shangguan: When he obediently lets me hug him.

Yun Shu: Look, this is the generation gap between Gong and Shou.

44 What is your expression of love?

Shen Hanzhou: Cook for him.

Yun Shu: Shangguan, how much do you like Han Zhou's cooking? ?

Shangguan: I like it very much.I just need to pamper him well.

45 When did you feel "you don't love me anymore"?

Shangguan: Not at this time.

Shen Hanzhou: Not yet.

Yunshu: The generation gap between attack and accept.

46 What do you think is the flower that matches the other party?

Shangguan: What flower can compare to him.

Yunshu: Alright.

Shen Hanzhou: What flower can he compare to?

Yunshu: Alright.

47 Is there something the two of you are hiding from each other?

Shangguan: Yes.I will not tell him most of the political matters.There's no need for him to worry about what I can handle.

Shen Hanzhou: Yes, I thought about killing the child without telling him.

Little Baozi: Mom, I feel very angry.

Shen Hanzhou: You should feel lucky.

48 Where does your inferiority complex come from?

Shangguan: Why should I feel inferior?

Shen Hanzhou: I don't know my father, lost my mother in the early years, and have no relatives.

Shangguan (affectionately): I can give you all of these.

Xiao Baozi (affectionately): I can give you all these.

Yun Shu: What is the matter with you, ah!

49 Is the relationship between the two open or secret?

Shen Hanzhou: Open.

Shangguan: The whole world knows that Dr. Shen is going to marry Mr. Shangguan.

Yunshu: Yes.It can't be opened anymore.

50 Do you think the love with each other can last forever?

Shangguan: Of course.

Shen Hanzhou: I will try my best.

Yun Shu: Your answers are always so ambiguous.

Xiao Baozi: My mother is doing you a lot of face by answering like this, grandma.

Yun Shu: Little Baozi, you can really go out now, the next question is not suitable for children.

Shen Hanzhou: Shangguan, let's go too.

Yun Shu: Where are you two going?

Shen Hanzhou: Take him to dinner.

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