On the Eighteen Postures of Killing Yourself

Bai Yi called it an excuse, Luo Ziyao rolled up the quilt, covered his face, and said quietly, oh.

Bai Yi: "..." Perfunctory!There is a leg at a glance.

He was still struggling, and the sound of even breathing came from beside him, and someone tucked his back, and even put the quilt into his arms. If you are heartless, you shouldn't be too kind to him.

Insatiable.

In the future, you have to watch people closely. It is best to tie them on your trouser belt and take them with you wherever you go. Don't give him the chance to cheat. It's another matter to escape. The superiors will naturally deal with different natures.

Early the next morning, Bai Yi wanted to dig Luo Ziyao out of the bed, Luo Ziyao, who had been tortured for most of the night, refused to move no matter what, wrapped in the bedding, let you wind from east to west, whether it was Bai Yi or Song Yan, don't even try to get him up.

You said that you finally slept for a while, and you were dragged up before you even touched the sleeping side. It was good if you didn’t get angry in the bed. You opened Bai Yi’s clamps, rolled in, and retracted into the quilt Inside, only the tip of the head was exposed, and he said in a muffled voice, "Don't make trouble."

If you make trouble again, he will scold your mother.

Annoyed by the trouble, he turned his back to Bai Yi.

Bai Yi is determined to take good care of Luo Ziyao, and others are worried about it. Fortunately, he has nothing to do recently, so he stays on the bed with others.

When Luo Ziyao was sleeping, he just watched him sleep and didn't feel tired until three or four o'clock in the afternoon, when Luo Ziyao got up on a roll, raised his pants and flushed into the toilet, and was woken up by urinating.

There was a splashing sound from the toilet.

Luo Ziyao pulled up his trousers, squinted his eyes, pulled on his slippers, tripped over a chair and didn't open his eyes, rolled up the quilt when he hit the bed and was about to go back to sleep, Bai Yi glanced at him and asked, "You didn't wash your hands? ?”

"Not washed." Luo Ziyao turned over and said sullenly, "Do you dislike it?"

Bai Yi: "..." A bit.

Luo Ziyao smiled, stretched out his right hand suddenly, and stuck it on the other person's face. Looking at Bai Yi's sinking face, he blinked: "It's this one." The one holding the bird.

"Let me smell it, does it smell?" She explained solemnly.

"..." Bai Yi: "Think I chopped it up for you?" Pushing away someone's paw, he just asked casually.

Luo Ziyao obediently put his hand under the bed, and said indifferently: "Chop it up, and I'll give you another meal." He really couldn't bear it anymore, if it wasn't too big for bed-wetting image, he wouldn't think about it.After adjusting his sleeping position, he felt that he could still doze off for a while.

The hands are washed, whichever bird is held by the hand, only that hand is washed.

Bai Yi didn't want to be poor with him: "Get up and eat first." Another day without eating, this habit is very bad, if someone could wake up at noon, Luo Ziyao would have been picked up long ago, but he slept like a pig, Take people to eat while they are awake: "Eat first."

"You bring it to me."

"No, you fell asleep before the meal was served."

Luo Ziyao: "I didn't hear anything, I'm going to sleep."

When Bai Yi spoke again, he pretended not to hear.

A pair of hands passed through his creaking hole, and then the upper body was volleyed in the air. It was impossible to pretend to be asleep. Luo Ziyao opened his eyes and glared: "Are you trying to fight?"

"Don't make trouble." You couldn't wake up the person who was pretending to be asleep, so Bai Yi did it directly: "You can't do this, you will get stomach problems sooner or later."

He didn't make a fuss, Luo Ziyao was really sleepy, and wanted to say that he would die if he wanted to die. Seeing the seriousness on the boss's face, he didn't dare to say it. He was afraid of a disagreement, so he turned himself into a zombie. The need to drink or sleep, drooping his head, let others fiddle with, after putting on his clothes, he also woke up from drowsiness a lot: "I feel like I found a mother for myself." Take care of everything.

"I also feel that I have found a son for myself." Bai Yi pinched his earlobe and twisted it: "I am afraid that he will get lost if he is hungry or cold, so I just want to tie him up so that he cannot leave me. "His possessiveness towards Luo Ziyao is endless, and he will only get more and more in control, at least for now he can restrain himself.

"How to do?"

Luo Ziyao kissed the servant's mouth: "I'll tie it for you." After groping in an indescribable position, he slipped into the bathroom to wash up.

Just kidding, his intuition told him that Bai Yi was not joking.

Bai Yi: I'm used to it.

Two meat, one vegetable and one soup, the portion is for two people. Luo Ziyao thought it was Bai Yi who was afraid that he would not be full. When Bai Yi ate the first chopstick dish, Luo Ziyao frowned and said what he thought: "Are you Isn't it time to advance?" Zombies don't need to eat, at least they don't eat whole grains that humans eat.

"No." If someone eats with you, Luo Ziyao will eat more. The food he eats is just like chewing wax: "Eat with you."

Sure enough, Luo Ziyao ate a lot, twice as much as usual. After the meal, he was dragged for a walk to digest his food. Looking at the tall and straight figure walking in front, Luo Ziyao paused, and asked: "Bai Yi, you hate being Zombies?"

Bai Yi turned to look at Luo Ziyao.

The fair face was facing the light, softening the facial features, very serious, Bai Yi couldn't even say the perfunctory words, and thought about it seriously.

After being silent for a while, Bai Yicai said flatly: "I don't know." He twitched the corner of his mouth: "But I dismembered the person who bit me."

Dismembered...

These words are like pouring cold water into Luo Ziyao's heart, pouring out all the luck in Luo Ziyao's heart, and his heart is still cold, with a chill in his bones: "Well, I also think it's good to be a human being." Don't dare to try again , I am afraid that if I accidentally ask, I will get into trouble, or get burned.

Luo Ziyao had something to hide from him, who didn't know his little secret, Bai Yi didn't want to get to the bottom of it, pulled people past them, put one arm on his shoulders, and joked: "So be obedient, if you run away If you don’t, I will let you have no place in the human base.”

"It sounds like you want to let me go back." Luo Ziyao echoed.

"You can think about it." Bai Yi smiled.

Luo Ziyao has been sleeping very deeply recently, and rarely goes to the laboratory.

As soon as he stood up, he felt dazed, his whole body felt weak, the room shook violently, even Luo Ziyao on the bed trembled, he could feel that he was awake, but he couldn't move.He was shaken a few times in a row, and the cracked window suddenly shattered. The crashing sound seemed to hit him on the forehead, and he could only feel anxious and anxious, which made him even more mad.

Baba was looking forward to it, hoping that someone would notice him and come in to fight him away. Bai Yi, at the critical moment, he couldn't sense anyone. Luo Ziyao felt that something must have happened, and he became even more anxious.

The house shook again, Luo Ziyao could hear the sound of the wall cracking, and he was not far from being buried alive.

Just when he thought the mission was going to fail, the door was kicked open, someone pushed him a few times, seeing that he didn't respond, they stepped up the force, and finally he was pinched a few times with his arms, it was hot The pain, but Luo Ziyao couldn't make any response, this account was written down for him.

"Doctor! Doctor!" Le Yi yelled a few times, but Luo Zi's dazzling skin didn't come off, making people have to sigh, the quality of sleep is absolutely amazing.

Resigned to his fate, he picked up the person, no matter whether Luo Ziyao could hear him or not, he muttered to himself: "Sister-in-law, let me tell you, if the boss gets jealous later, you have to stop me." To save him.

Luo Ziyao lay on the person's back, his mind sank, and he fell asleep.

When Bai Yi took over Luo Ziyao, he was still in a deep sleep. After pinching him, Luo Ziyao was still unconscious: "What's going on?" He looked at Le Yi inquiringly.

"I don't know." The house collapsed as soon as he went out, and if he went later, what was waiting for him was a mass of rotten meat. Seeing that Bai Yi called someone a few more times, he still didn't respond. Yi hurriedly argued: "I didn't do anything, he was sleeping when I walked in." He didn't wake him up after falling, but he wouldn't say anything.

With a bang, a thunder-type ability ball fell beside him, flying dust all over.

Bai Yihu was a good person, and asked Le Yi: "Have Xie Hua and the others come back?"

Bai Yi didn't intend to withdraw, he wanted to build this place into a zombie base, and Xie Hua and his party were sent out by him to gather more zombies.

"It's here." The rough boy sounded behind him.

Bai Yi hugged him tightly, and let out a sharp cry, the zombies with a radius of a hundred miles raised their heads, like a clockwork machine.

Keep getting together in one position - breaking down one by one.

The crowd exploded in an instant: "Damn it! What was it called just now!" It was so loud that my head was about to explode!

"Advanced Zombie!"

"Damn, they rioted!"

"Damn, why are there so many!"

"Damn it, intelligence has evolved." It was enough for them to have a headache when they didn't have intelligence. Looking at the supernatural beings who kept dying, the hearts of the bosses were bleeding: "We must not stay any longer."

The higher-ups looked dignified, and many of them burst into foul language: "Damn it!"

People will feel pain and fear and will withdraw from the group. Zombies only need one order, and they will die one after another. The difference in the number of people is still so large. This battle cannot be fought.

Immediately someone asked, "Is there any room left?"

Zombies were also humans before, so if they have intelligence, do they also have memory?

"Wait a little longer." Fang Hua tapped on the table, signaling them to be quiet: "Come on."

"What's coming?" Someone was puzzled.

Fang Hua didn't speak until a lightning power exploded in the air, Fang Hua's eyes lit up, and he waved: "Get out!"

Big guys: "..."

Oh shit!Grass!Why listen to you!

Hit as you say!Just go as you say!

There were more than one or two people who were dissatisfied, glaring at Fang Hua angrily, Fang Hua greeted his own people indifferently, beat the drums to withdraw troops, and the people in other bases saw that someone had withdrawn, and followed them.

The main reason is that there are too many zombies in front of them, it's so dark that you can't see the side at all, how can you win?No hope in sight.

They want to live because they are afraid.

Fang Hua's every move invisibly affected the entire battlefield.

The bosses are even more angry!But there is nothing to do!D!

"Fang, if you can't give an explanation, see if I won't demolish your base!"

"Throw you to feed the zombies!"

"kill you!"

Bai Yi didn't let the zombies chase after him, but let them scatter around. This time, he achieved his goal indirectly, to form a boundary with human beings, so that well water does not interfere with river water.

"What's the matter?" After the beating, Luo Ziyao also woke up, patting his head in a dizzy state, unable to exert all his strength.

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Changed it...I think this is better...It's officially opened...I don't guarantee (QAQ), because my reputation value is zero (TAT)...A typo was fixed earlier