On the Eighteen Postures of Killing Yourself

Bai Yi: "Boyfriend?" There was a slight change in the smile, and it was hard to see on the whole, who made Luo Ziyao a brain developer, and kept staring at Bai Yi's face, even though it was only a millimeter between the muscles. He can feel the change.Taking a step forward, his eyes glanced at something vaguely: "Yes."

"It's my boyfriend." The paralyzed face was like melting ice and snow, his eyes were slightly raised, and his eyes were full of provocation: "It's a good job, it's hard to forget." Xu Yiren in this life is a young chicken, but Luo Ziyao in Lizi is not , It is not considered to be a thousand sails, but also an old driver.

Approaching the person, he whispered in his ear: "So, what about?" Continue what was interrupted in the laboratory.

Bai Yi couldn't describe his mood at the moment, it was very complicated and difficult to speak, especially the promise, which penetrated into his ears and melted into his bones.

Still don't believe it.

Was it really just because he looked like his ex-boyfriend and happened to be a good wit, so he was chosen?Luo Ziyao got too close, and as soon as Bai Yi lowered his head, he saw the hickey on the man's neck, and his eyes darkened: "I want to ask, what were you doing, doctor, when the laboratory was attacked?"

Luo Ziyao: "..." The old man blushed, what are you doing?He is dating now, and he was having sex at that time.Still everything is ready, only missing the kind of launch.Rarely felt embarrassed, turned his head and distanced himself a bit, and changed the subject bluntly: "Are you really not thinking about it? You go to my bed, and I will do things for you."

"Do you think you are prostitution?" If you sleep with me, you will be paid, no, just do something.

Bai Yi narrowed his eyes, looked at the hickey unconsciously, and pressed his fingers on it: "Or did the doctor come here like this before?" Sleeping with him will do things.

The moment the skins got together, Luo Ziyao remembered that Song Yan seemed to have gnawed on it, could it have left a hickey?Seeing Bai Yi's face, he unconsciously pulled his hand away and tugged at his collar.

Bai Yi: "Don't talk about it, it's not covered."

Luo Ziyao: "..." Well, put your hands down.

"But this is the only thing you can give me." Before that, he had to prepare the crystal core for Bai Yi's upgrade, but now he doesn't need it, Bai Yi's level is too high, and the crystal core he needs cannot be obtained by trading, let alone this person With intelligence, do you need him to support it?

"There are too few spiritual-type crystal nuclei, so it's rare." There may not be one spiritual-type crystal nucleus out of a thousand crystal nuclei, and it's useless if the level is low.After much deliberation, Bai Yi really wanted to give it to him, and sleeping with him would be the best.

It is not tiring to work with men and women.Especially those who are satisfied.

"But I like women." Bai Yi said lazily.

Luo Ziyao: "Didn't you say it's okay just now?" Luo Ziyao no longer has the previous attachment to Xia Xia, it should be his brother from the previous life who was rushing to sleep with others, resulting in more or less habitual thinking in this life.

Bai Yi smiled: "You believe what I say?" He squeezed Luo Ziyao's earlobe: "Doctor, how can you be so cute." After finishing speaking, without looking at Luo Ziyao's embarrassing face, he went out to stay The tricked Luo Ziyao was alone in the room.

Luo Ziyao: "..." Very well, the boat of friendship capsizes as soon as it is said to capsize.Also turned into the smelly ditch.

He also reached out and pinched his earlobe, feeling a little hot, did he forget something?

Zombies quickly surrounded the boss who came out of the house, and he couldn't control his mouth after being tidied up: "Boss, boss, have you dealt with sister-in-law?"

Bai Yi: "..."

Le Yi said carelessly: "Is there anything that can't be solved on the bed?" He said thoughtfully, "Twice if you can't do it once, three times if you can't do it twice, and if you can't do it again..."

Bai Yi slapped him over, Le Yi hurriedly covered his face, and got hit hard on the back of his hand, which made him stagger, and looked at the person sadly, Bai Yi didn't use much force, but this person loves acting : "Boss..."

Bai Yi: "From now on, I'll call you Doctor."

It looked like a quarrel, and under Bai Yi's cold eyes, the complaining Le Yi quietly plunged into the pile of losses, and heard Bai Yi say in his mind: "I can't control my mouth."

Paused: "Then forget it."

Zombies: The needle in the bottom of the boss's heart cannot be caught or touched.

After being teased, Luo Ziyao was a little angry. If he wanted to refuse, he refused directly. After he was all washed up and was about to go to bed, he was kicked off by someone. The reason was that he wouldn't do anything to you.

Luo Ziyao: Hehe.

When he is unhappy, he likes to do something different. After asking someone for a pen and paper, he writes on the zombie base: dating, a power enhancer for one night.Remark in small print, the medicinal materials are provided by himself, and he is only responsible for making them.

When this sign was put up, anyone with eyes knew how much Luo Ziyao wanted and was dissatisfied. Many zombies were about to move around, considering whether to sacrifice their hue.What's more, the doctor is also good-looking, no matter what they don't lose.

After meeting last time, Bai Yi was busy preparing equipment for Luo Ziyao, when Le Yi broke in, he was fiddling with the equipment brought from outside, Le Yi looked nervous, and opened his mouth: "Boss, Oh no."

"Your daughter-in-law, no, doctor, you're lonely, empty and cold." The original words were that your daughter-in-law was about to climb the wall, but when it came to her mouth, she changed abruptly.

Bai Yi was changing the position of the equipment, and there was a bang sound. He didn't hear it very clearly, but when he heard a cold word, he knew that this person was capable of tossing around. He frowned and said casually, "Let him do the tossing."

Le was taken aback for a moment, is this going to be taken care of?So he pointed to himself: "Then can I do it too?" The doctor is actually good-looking, but he is a man, holding him a little harder.

Bai Yi finally turned around: "What are you going to do?"

Le Yi had an excited expression on his face: "Circle circle chacha..." Naturally, he was severely punished.

Bai Yi beat and strangled as he walked, and then threw him to the side of the road after a beating. People who want to sleep with him are the worst.

As soon as Le, who was lying on the ground, got up, the pain of the senior zombie was not very obvious. If it wasn't for broken arms and short legs, he wouldn't feel much pain. He patted the dust on his clothes and followed.

When Bai Yi arrived at Luo Ziyao's residence, without a word, the first thing he did was to burn the sign hanging on the roof, and then go into the house to find Luo Ziyao.

There is only Luo Ziyao in this area, after all Luo Ziyao is a human being, living alone among a group of zombies is like putting a piece of fresh meat into a pack of wolves.The low-level zombies couldn't control themselves, fearing that someone would break in by mistake, and arranged for high-level zombies to guard Luo Ziyao, in case Luo Ziyao would be swallowed alive by some beastly zombie.

There were no zombies before, and there was a sense of desolation everywhere. Once Luo Ziyao's signboard was hung up, not to mention the crowds, there were many zombies wandering around.Due to the coercion of the advanced zombies, they didn't dare to get too close.

As soon as he opened the door, he didn't see anything eye-catching, so he breathed a sigh of relief.

Luo Ziyao turned his back to him, facing the window, he didn't know what he was doing, someone came in, and he didn't lift his head.

After Bai Yi saw the things in the man's hands, his face changed rapidly, and finally turned livid. Luo Ziyao tore open another bag in front of him, holding up the case and asked: "You said the thread is reversed? What does it feel like?"

Bai Yi: "Where did you come from?"

There was a pile of condoms at Luo Ziyao's feet, some of them were taken apart, and he was playing with one in his hand, but they were all clean. He obviously wanted to use them, but he hadn't found anyone yet.

"It was given by someone else." He raised the cover and said, "Use it tonight."

"You can use it if you are not afraid of becoming a zombie." Is this the one you have found?

The words changed in the mouth: "I just don't know if my brain is still so good after becoming a zombie."

The material used in condoms is mainly natural latex, and its natural cracks are between 5000 and 70000 nanometers, which can prevent the head of human sperm with a diameter of 5000 nanometers, but it is not enough to prevent viruses smaller than it, such as the diameter of HIV virus is only 120 Nami, this is why you may get sick if you use a condom during sex.

I don’t know if it’s useful for the zombie virus. So far, no one has tested it. After all, there are not many people who can’t think about it.

Luo Ziyao is that weirdo.

Luo Ziyao: "If you die under suit pants, you can be a ghost." A fool is a fool, so he won't say it. He relies on Bai Yi to control the zombie virus.Do you want to use a condom because you don't want to be ejaculated inside?

Squeezing him to death was Bai Yi's only thought.Pulling away the condom from the man, he took Luo Ziyao by the collar and led him to the bed, grabbing a large handful of unopened condoms.

Luo Ziyao suddenly felt as if he had been beaten with chicken blood. Bai Yi carried him for the first half of the way, and when he got to the bed, he was the one who pinned him down, and took the cover from Bai Yi's hand: "Are you going to use it up? Are you going to use it up?" Is it?"

In that casual hand, there were at least a dozen of them. Bai Yi was pressed down by Luo Ziyao, who held a condom and kissed him on the face indiscriminately, like a feather brushing somewhere in his heart, inexplicable. Feeling weak, he pressed the person under him with force, and pinched his round buttocks: "I'm not afraid of my butt blooming!"

Luo Ziyao: "I'm only afraid that you will die if you die."

In the second half of the night, Luo Ziyao paid a heavy price for his words, living up to his expectations, Bai Yi used nearly half of the sets.

From noon until dawn the next day.

There was a foul smell in the room, Luo Ziyao rolled up the quilt and clamped his legs tightly, shrank into the corner, and said in a hoarse voice: "No more..." After shouting all night, his voice became hoarse.

Bai Yi dragged the person to his side, pointed to the condom: "Haven't you used up yet?"

Luo Ziyao looked up and saw that there were still a bunch of them. He cried and said in an instant, "I'm going to die." He's really going to die on the bed.

As soon as Bai Yi pulled him, he rolled to the side desperately, refusing to get too close to Bai Yi, that bastard is an animal.

Bai Yi wanted to laugh, so he endured it, and forcibly dragged the person over. There was no hope in refusing, so he resigned to his fate and spread his limbs, generously saying: "Come on..."

"Go to sleep." Bai Yi didn't want to make him die on the bed, so he wrapped his arms around him, feeling very relieved, and leaned over to kiss him: "Be good, I'll let you sleep."

Luo Ziyao immediately closed his eyes when he heard it.

Bai Yi also said the same thing last night, but Luo Ziyao just likes to do things, and he would touch people a few times while lying down, so the inability to get out of bed is completely self-inflicted.

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