On the Eighteen Postures of Killing Yourself

The consequence is, of course, being pressured and loved by Gu Qingfu, lying on the bed for two days, one day is really unable to get out of bed, one day is lazy, people just lie on the bed, eat without opening their eyes Yes, the black oily head moved little by little, and almost stuffed the rice in the spoon into the nostrils.

Gu Qingfu held the spoon and didn't say anything, but the person on the bed got angry, after wiping with the handkerchief, he threw Gu Qingfu's face, Gu Qingfu silently picked up the falling handkerchief, with Quan Gu beside him Without taking a breath, fearing that the fish pond would be harmed, his Highness simply turned his back to the person, and kept beeping: "Damn, I'm angry just looking at you."

"I don't want to eat anymore, but hey, hey...feed the pig, hey..." Luo Ziyao was purely annoyed, he finally drove Quan Gu away, and then pushed Gu Qingfu, so he wouldn't let him sleep peacefully, pig As soon as the word was out of my mouth, I immediately felt that something was wrong, as if I had scolded myself, and turned around, yelling at Gu Qingfu: "Go away quickly, don't bother me if you have something to do." The quilt was covered On the top of his head, he wrapped himself into a cocoon.

The huge quilt moved left and right, Gu Qingfu sat beside him holding porridge until the small hill in front of him stopped moving, he pulled down the quilt to reveal his head, and tucked the quilt on both sides of the neck, Luo Ziyao was the whole process Humming, with a ruddy face, slightly hot air exhaled from his nose, breathing into his heart one after another.

I really didn't expect that I would have this day, and I would be satisfied just looking at one person.

Handed half a bowl of porridge to Quangu: "Have people prepare food in the kitchen, and then let people serve it when they are hungry and want to eat." Gu Qingfu didn't know who was yelled at inexplicably, Luo Ziyao Where did such a big anger come from? No matter how hard I did it before, I was still alive and kicking as soon as I woke up.

After looking at the person a few more times, he turned around and left. Quangu took his sleeve and wiped the sweat on his forehead vigorously. He thought that Gu Qingfu would drag him out of the bed, and then yelled back... Fortunately, he didn't care. It is true that the prime minister can pull a boat in his stomach, and he has learned a lot.

Can the prime minister punt a boat in his stomach?Apart from the old prime minister, Luo Ziyao was the first one who dared to yell at Gu Qingfu. Those who dared to treat Gu Qingfu like this were either played to death by Gu Qingfu or played to death by himself, and would never come out to obstruct people's eyes again.

At night Luo Ziyao woke up from someone's arms, with a warm wall of flesh beside him, and unceremoniously poked the person who had just fallen asleep awake: "I'm hungry."

"..."

"I want to eat golden crisps." A voice swallowed.

The face hidden in the blackness contorted for a moment, and the brows were deeply frowned, but the tone was incredibly soft, with a coaxing taste: "Tomorrow, I have someone warming the porridge, so I can eat it as it is, Let people buy what you want to eat tomorrow." Luo Ziyao thought of making cakes every time, completely disregarding the time and place, and in the dead of night, where did he ask Gu Qingfu to make cakes for others?

Quan Gu said that a person didn't eat for a day, but he drank some water while half asleep, and now he knew he was hungry.

Luo Ziyao was so hungry, what was a bowl of porridge worth?After drinking, turn around and be hungry again, okay?Expressing dissatisfaction in his own way, he kicked off the quilt and was about to get out of bed, and the air-conditioning swished straight into the quilt.

Gu Qingfu hurriedly covered the quilt, put the person back on the bed, touched Luo Ziyao's back with his hand, it was cool, and knew that the person would not be peaceful when he fell asleep, he only closed his eyes for a while: "The illness is just right. Toss, don’t tell me that it’s uncomfortable.” Turning the person over in front of him, he hugged him in his arms and twisted his waist: “If you dare to say it’s uncomfortable, I’ll strip you naked and throw you into the snow. Here, let you try the taste of fighting poison with fire."

Luo Ziyao, who had slept for a whole day, was in good spirits, with his back against the warm chest wall, and at first he felt very comfortable on his cold back, and he moved again, and as expected, his waist was twisted again, This time the force was a bit heavier than the first one, but still unable to suppress the little flame in Luo Ziyao's heart, he rubbed his butt against the person behind him, one by one, until Gu Qingfu's breathing became a little rough: "Throw it away, I despise you if you don't."

Quickly turned around in front of the man's hair, kissed the man's chin thinly, and pecked in small mouthfuls: "Are you willing? Are you willing? Are you willing?"

Don't mention how embarrassing your tone is.

Hearing the beating words, Gu Qingfu couldn't get angry at all, as if a hole had been torn in his heart, the fire went straight to his limbs, just relying on his reluctance, he made further progress: "No matter how much you I'll be willing to say a few words." Luo Ziyao didn't believe it, and he touched the person with his hands indiscriminately, making Gu Qingfu's mouth dry, and turned over and pressed on the person, the tip of the nose was close to the tip of the nose. Looking up, I saw the eyes crooked with a smile, and I lowered my head to kiss her.

Luo Ziyao turned his head and pushed the person on him: "I'm hungry."

"No strength."

"To eat."

"..." After pressing on the person for a while, he took the clothes from the shelf next to him and put them on resignedly: "I will toss."

"Who asked you to marry me? Did I ask you to marry me?" He opened his arms like a grandpa and waited for Gu Qingfu to serve him. After he was wrapped in fur, he said relentlessly, "I asked you to marry me." Are you going to marry me? If you marry me, you will have to bear it."

This is true, Gu Qingfu can only accept it.

He greeted the guards outside the house, let him sit on his lap, pinched him and leaned down, sucked and twisted on it, and said vaguely: "You can do it with all your strength."

Luo Ziyao smiled.

The time of tormenting Gu Qingfu passed extremely quickly. In the blink of an eye, it was the day when Chu Heng passed through the door. From the perspective of outsiders, the most uncomfortable thing was Luo Ziyao. Those who had a better relationship with him would smell bad as soon as they entered the door. With a pity on his face, he went to Luo Ziyao with a heart of pity, intending to enlighten others, but his mouth twitched before he even looked at the corners of his eyes.

With this girl's posture, those who didn't know thought he was the one who got married.

Dressed in a gorgeous red robe, he is not inferior to the person who enters the door. He shakes his legs high above him, and from time to time picks up a piece of pastry on the wedding plate. He looks as comfortable as he wants, like a person who has nothing to do, just watching people clear up Quite a few, with a ruddy complexion and an extraordinarily energetic look. As soon as the newcomer enters the door, his eyes are glued to the person.

The people present were sweating for it, and agreed that Luo Ziyao was someone who wanted to do big things, and it would be a matter of time before the big wedding happened. Now they are suppressed and suppressed, and it may explode at any time. They have to time it well, Make room for people.

On one side is the prime minister, on the other side is His Highness, the key point is that His Highness the Crown Prince is also there, they deeply believe that Luo Ziyao is waiting for an opportunity.

During the whole wedding ceremony, apart from the terrified yelling by Xi Po, every time she yelled, the flesh on her body would tremble, and then she would take a peek at Luo Ziyao, and when she saw that no one was moving, she would continue to yell, and after the ceremony, she quickly wiped her face with a handkerchief , the hair and clothes were all wet and sticking to the body, as if fished out of the water, the air inhaled into the lungs was full of depression, the money was hard-won, and it was completely bought with life.

Luo Ziyao grinningly grabbed the cakes on the plate, and when Gu Qingfu finished worshiping, the plate was empty, Mizhi smiled and took a sip of tea, the corners of his lips curled up slightly, he put down the teacup abruptly, shocked There was a table full of water, his eyes changed from soft to sharp, as if he wanted to peel off a layer of skin from the person in front of him to see what was underneath, and the strong penetration made Chu Heng's hand hanging by his side tighten.

Just as Gu Qingfu was about to say something, Luo Ziyao stood up abruptly, and the wind blowing from the raised sleeves was the rhythm before the storm, but he turned his head lazily and yawned: "I've drunk the tea too, I don’t have anything to do with me, I should rest.” Think he will be jealous?who is he?He is Luo Ziyao, a pure man.

It's not a real brother, it's boring to be jealous like a woman, okay?Under everyone's amazed eyes, he left slowly and lazily, with unhurried pace, it can be seen that people are not distracted, and Luo Ziyao has disappeared at the door before people have recovered.

The sullen Gu Qingfu finally had a smile in his eyes, he felt that Luo Ziyao was jealous, and then, the people who followed were all light and fluffy, their legs were not walking, they were flying, and they were walking softly on the clouds , flowed into the lungs and soaked into the heart, how can I say it happily.

"Your Highness, don't be sad. This servant has drawn many prime ministers for you, and they all belong to you alone." Luo Ziyao felt that he was walking very freely, but he didn't know that in the eyes of others, it was a sign of helplessness. Quan Gu, who was lowering his head behind him, almost bumped into it, and stopped dangerously.

"Do you think Bengong is sad?" A bunch of exclusive paper figurines?Letting the real person ask for a bunch of paintings instead of wanting them, he is sick.

"Your Highness, you are not sad at all." Under Luo Ziyao's deep eyes, Quan Gu straightened his waist in an instant. In order to make his words more convincing, he looked directly at Luo Ziyao and lied: " You are very happy, why don't you buy two firecrackers for the occasion?"

Luo Ziyao turned his head, making things difficult for a fool, it's boring.

In the dead of night in the evening, the person who was sleeping suddenly had his eyes wide open, his chest was constricted and he was struggling to breathe, as if something was pressing on his chest, and when his dark head came out, Luo Ziyao trembled and raised his head in fright. He kicked his leg up, only to hear Gu Qingfu gasp, clenched his foot for the second time, gritted his teeth and gasped, "If you kick it useless, you will lose your happiness in the next life."

The position he kicked to can only be understood but cannot be expressed in words. Luo Ziyao was so happy, he thought he had encountered a ghost on the bed, and after hearing Gu Qingfu's voice, he felt relieved. No, what are you doing here with me?"

"Damn you."

Luo Ziyao: "..."

In short, the words are full of passion and desire, just after being crushed hard by someone, only caring about the uncomfortable, naked body, after Gu Qingfu said this, he realized later that he had been stripped naked a long time ago , there is only one last step left: "You crawled here in the middle of the night just for this?"

"I'm happy." So do it.

The author has something to say:

I walked away with the lid on the pot... the veritable short guy, I planned to type all the words this afternoon, because the keyboard I bought was broken, and I fiddled with the keyboard for more than an hour. After confirming that the keyboard was broken, I didn’t even bother I have written...

Mainly because I'm lazy...cough cough...try to make up for it on weekends...

I can’t even believe what I said QAQ