On the Eighteen Postures of Killing Yourself

Gu Qingfu did something wrong. If Zhai Shui had no bad intentions, Gu Qingfu wouldn't be able to fix him. After all, he had promised Zhai Shui's brother and helped him when Zhai Shui needed help. No problem, the premise is that Di Shui doesn't violate his taboos, Di Yan thinks that his younger brother, thinking about this person, will definitely not touch his eyebrows.

After thousands of calculations, Gu Qingfu will turn against him one day because of his elder brother.

When Luo Ziyao married into the prime minister's mansion, Zhai Shui often went out of the palace and went to a small wooden house. This is a fact. The adultery with others was arranged by Gu Qiang. The content of the conversation was kept secret, Zhai Shui never let his attendants guard him, and wanted to prove to himself that no one was there.

I also went to the doctor, but he had a cold occasionally, and he had a fever when he was outside the palace. He asked the doctor to see him and took the medicine. tire knot.

The most inappropriate thing is that when I entered the Prime Minister's Mansion, I had unreasonable thoughts. When I met Luo Ziyao at noon, I heard that Luo Ziyao had been abnormally lethargic recently. He probably panicked and secretly sent someone to catch the abortion pills. To bribe the servant to let Luo Ziyao take it more slowly, Gu Qingfu just doubled the amount of the medicine and let him take it by himself.

He really didn't do much, he just let people step in every time, if he didn't die, he wouldn't die, and Zhai Shui's fate was purely self-inflicted.

Luo Ziyao felt that he had listened to a bedtime story, he knew that this person protected his shortcomings, didn't he protect Shen An in his previous life?

I shivered inappropriately, and couldn't imagine the scene of being found out after cheating. It's like, you are good to others, but someone stabs you in the back.

Luo Ziyao: Hehe, your system really knows how to play, if you let him play with them like this, it will be fine.

Luo Ziyao didn't know where his thoughts went. After finishing the work, Gu Qingfu stared at Luo Ziyao's lower abdomen, and stretched out his hand to touch it: "Could it really be there? You worked hard."

Luo Ziyao held someone's paw without changing his face, and threw it aside: "I want to give birth to myself."

You can accept being raped, no matter how comfortable you are, it’s fine if you want to fight back occasionally, you can’t be too aggressive, but if you want him to have a baby with a big belly, it’s impossible, there’s no room for negotiation!

He didn't get rid of the baby and strangle himself.

So, I won't let myself get pregnant.

"Just two, one man and one brother, not many at all."

"Dream you." There is also a man and a woman... why don't you say you want to go to heaven?

It is said that a wife is not as good as a concubine, and a concubine is not as good as stealing. Gu Qingfu goes out late and returns early. If he is not here, he will review memorials in the study. The life of three points and one line is early morning, and no one gets tired of it. Luo Ziyao is I feel very tired.

Why didn't Gu Qingfu look for mistress?How can he cheat if he doesn't find mistress, how can he complete the task if he doesn't cheat and live for three more days.

The task is not completed, how to leave this boring and backward feudal society safe and sound, there is no stimulation at all.

Gu Qingfu will be very cooperative if someone is a concubine, and he will double the amount and return it at night.

Not worth the candle.

"Don't you look at the road when you walk?" I didn't see that he was holding a cake in his hand, and bumped into him abruptly, without even dodging, Quan Gu glared at him viciously: "One month's money is not enough for this cake. "If the master is punished, he must be skinned.

The servant hurriedly put away the picture scroll on the ground, lowered his head and apologized again and again, Luo Ziyao pointed to the picture, "Bring it over to me and have a look." It was a picture of a person, Luo Ziyao didn't see it clearly, but felt that the picture was Familiar.

The servant carried the painting behind his back, obviously not wanting to show it to Luo Ziyao, while Quan Gu asked to paint, the servant declined, "The crude things in the painting will stain His Highness's eyes."

"Bring it here." Luo Ziyao, who is not obliged to look at the painting, has ghosts. He said coldly, "Since you don't want to, you will be charged with theft."

"The slave didn't steal anything."

The boy knelt down on the ground with a slap, and Quan Gu reached out to grab the painting in his hand: "If you don't give it up early, it will be done, and the master will have to get angry."

Spreading the scroll on the stone table, Quangu looked very strange beside him, Luo Ziyao looked at it for a long time, and asked, "Does it look familiar?"

Quan Gu nodded, not only looked familiar, he glanced at the kneeling boy on the ground, the boy immediately lowered his head.

"Do you feel that you look a bit like me?" Why do you look more and more like me?It's no wonder that Luo Ziyao didn't recognize it. The ancient brush paintings are too abstract, and they cannot be compared with modern sketches.

"It's you." Quan Gu was very sure that it was His Royal Highness.

"It turns out that I still look dirty when I look at myself." I used the boy's words to block the boy, and the boy fell directly on the ground.

Quan Gu immediately reprimanded: "What are you? Your Highness still insults your eyes? Also, is it your first day as a slave? Don't you understand the rules of the house..."

"How much can a painting sell for?"

Luo Ziyao said slowly, there were endless crackling piles in the whole valley, and when he finished complaining, it was already dark, he nodded to the servant, and stood up tremblingly, Luo Ziyao asked again: "How much is a pair?" ?”

"Your Highness!"

Quan Gu interrupted, he had been with Luo Ziyao for a while, not to mention the roundworm in his stomach, Luo Ziyao said the last sentence, he could basically take the next sentence, what Luo Ziyao was thinking, how could he not Know?Eight and nine want to sell paintings to make money, either because they have no money or because they are too idle.

Luo Ziyao ignored Quan Gu, beckoned someone to come up, and asked someone to bring a pen and ink: "Did you draw it?"

The boy nodded, his father was a painter before, he learned a little bit, and it is not a problem to draw simple characters.

"Five to five points, start painting now." Luo Ziyao sat casually on the stone table, letting people look at the painting by himself, Quangu knew this would happen, and said anxiously: "Your Highness, we can't set a precedent."

When one person paints, two people paint. There are unwritten rules in the mansion. It is not allowed to paint the master's small portrait privately, and the takeaway will be severely punished.

"It's okay." Luo Ziyao always had a big heart: "Only those who are allowed to paint the palace, dare to paint the prime minister, those who have a death contract will be beaten to death with sticks, and those who have a living contract will be beaten with twenty sticks before being expelled from the mansion."

"Those who draw this palace must hand it in, five to five points." Looking at the boy and the other painters, he said sadly: "If you dare to draw this palace as a fat man again, this palace will beat you to death." .”

The painter's hand shook, and a piece of good rice paper was ruined. Luo Ziyao asked someone to replace it with a new one: "The spoiled rice paper will be deducted from your painting fee."

Boy: "..." Fortunately, there is a lot of money for painting, otherwise it would have to be paid upside down.

In the evening, the prime minister received a gift from Luo Ziyao, Gu Qingfu smiled.

He had heard about the daytime events, and knew that Luo Ziyao was boring, so he let him torment, the sky fell and he supported him, none of the paintings were passed on, and all of them returned to Gu Qingfu's hands. The person in the room is a little smaller, like Luo Ziyao before he got married.

His Highness said that if they dared to paint him as a fat man, he would beat them to death. The guard next to him almost laughed out loud, and Gu Qingfu himself couldn't laugh or cry.

It's hard for Luo Ziyao to see himself clearly, knowing that he is too fat to look at, but he just can't lose weight, and if he eats less, he will fight with him, and he won't treat himself badly at all.

Luo Ziyao is wronged, he was not a foodie in his previous life, but in this life he was influenced by the original owner of his body. The original owner wanted to maintain his figure, but he also got fat after drinking water, so he had to do everything. Luo Ziyao couldn't control himself. As soon as I came, I let myself go.

"I drew you a little portrait." He drew dozens of pictures, and this is the best one.

A pile of magnified Xiang, next to it is a line of dialogue, written in small script on the hairpin flower: I am the miniature version of Gu Qingfu.

Gu Qingfu finally understood how boring Luo Ziyao was!Looking at this painting Qian, I still don’t understand it deeply enough!

Insert the scroll into the painting tube: "You are just too busy, you won't be free after having a baby."

Luo Ziyao: "..." Three words never leave the child, life is impossible.

"Don't take the medicine." It's good to circle the person behind you, just hugging like this: "If you don't want to have a baby, we will only have one baby."

When Luo Ziyao heard about taking the medicine, he thought that Gu Qingfu was going to settle accounts with him, and broke out in a cold sweat. When Gu Qingfu said this, he immediately climbed up and bargained: "Why don't you say that no one will be born."

He knew in his heart that as long as Gu Qingfu had one child, it was already the greatest tolerance for him, and everyone from a small family had to give birth to a man to inherit the incense, not to mention the behemoth of the prime minister's mansion, Gu Qingfu must have a child.

"As long as there is only one, brothers and gents will do." The Prime Minister's Mansion is his territory, Luo Ziyao's every move is in his eyes, and Luo Ziyao cooks and drinks medicine, so he doesn't avoid him very much.

Know it's normal.

They are still young and don't understand why Luo Ziyao can't accept having a child, but he can give him time to adapt and accept.

"There are concubines in your mansion, you go to them to have a baby, isn't it good that after giving birth, you will be under my knees!" Luo Ziyao said, Gu Qingfu's face darkened, and Luo Ziyao pushed her away. : "I'm so happy that I can't speak, right? Who told me to know the general situation." Gu Qingfu's face was completely dark.

Under the pressure of the mountain, Luo Ziyao was still smiling before the storm, but in fact his heart was very hairy, which made him groan, and he accidentally poured out all the words in his heart, like pouring beans.

"You really think so?" Gu Qingfu hoped that Luo Ziyao was joking. He had never liked anyone before, but he thought he should like Luo Ziyao. If Luo Ziyao gave him a cuckold, think about it. Gu Qingfu himself didn't know what he thought he would go crazy and what he would do.

It is said that there are slaves as there are masters, but slaves will also affect masters.

As soon as Gu Qingfu gave the ladder, Luo Ziyao immediately climbed down, joking, Gu Qingfu's face is as black as ink, how much courage does it take to stand up to the wind and commit crimes?

Anyway, he is cowardly, no, this is called being able to bend and stretch: "I'm just kidding, I gave birth and I gave birth and I gave birth..." When it's time to give birth, use a brick to kill yourself.

"Well, two, one man and one brother." Gu Qingfu's face softened a lot, and he waved his two fingers deep in front of Luo Ziyao after speaking.

Luo Ziyao: The promised one child.

The boat of love turned over as soon as it was said, Luo Ziyao pulled his face: "Then you should go find your concubine."

"Then..." The Prime Minister paused: "One is one, I reluctantly accept it."