On the Eighteen Postures of Killing Yourself

"Bring me a ladder here." Pointing to the tree above her head: "There are bird nests on it, let me get it down."

Quan Gu raised his neck and walked around under the tree, but he didn't see the bird's nest that Luo Ziyao was referring to: "Your Highness, why didn't the slave see it?"

Luo Zida didn't even lift his eyes, and said flatly, "You're blind!"

Blind Quan Gu: "..."

Everything His Highness says is right!As long as His Highness didn't go up the tree to dig out the bird's nest himself, let alone the ladder, he would have to try to get it down if he wanted the sun in the sky!

Who made him His Highness!

At first, Quan Gu thought that Luo Ziyao heard the prime minister's voice, and the other voice who was talking to the prime minister was his fifth elder brother, his fifth highness.

Zhai Shui loves the prime minister, and anyone with eyes knows it. When he sees the prime minister, he can't move his legs. He thought that his highness was going to show his domineering sideways, and kicked this person away. As a result...

Playing with mourning!

He was so preoccupied with digging out bird eggs!

Does Luo Ziyao really want to pick out bird eggs?no!

If he said what he was going to do, Quangu would definitely stop him, so we took a roundabout plan.

When the ladder came, Luo Ziyao asked someone to put it against the wall, Quan Gu immediately understood, and blinked at Luo Ziyao, he understood!Follow the conversation and place the ladder.

Luo Ziyao climbed up and directed the people below to move the ladder to the side, all the way to Gu Qingfu's side. In order not to let the two people who had a good conversation find themselves on the wall, Luo Ziyao He only poked his head out, then bent down and pointed under the tree.

Quan Gu pointed to the stone under the tree, Luo Ziyao nodded.

He didn't know what His Highness was going to do, but it didn't hinder his loyal support for His Highness.

The dog-legged one moved over, the stone was not very big, it was about the size of a fan, Luo Ziyao took the stone, aimed at Gu Qingfu, and smashed it with a loud bang!

I didn't suffocate you!I will smash you to death too!

Gu Qingfu made a wrong step, and the stone just landed behind him, which made Luo Ziyao very disappointed!

Looking at each other, Luo Ziyao was leaning against the wall, his green brocade robe lining his face like a crown of jade, just looking at Gu Qingfu with such a smile, secretly almost knocked out his own teeth, this level!

I have to practice later.

One thing in mind, another in mouth.

"Sixth brother, what do you mean?" Fifth Highness Zhai Shui was taken aback by the flying stone, and was sweating for Gu Qingfu. If it hits the target, his head will surely bloom!

Luo Ziyao dragged his cheeks, didn't even give Zhai Shui a little out of the corner of his eye, pointed at Gu Qingfu's face with a smile and said, "Prime Minister! There is a big mosquito on your face!"

Gu Qingfu smiled: "Your Highness, are you helping me smash mosquitoes?" In fact, he already knew that Luo Ziyao was by his side, but he just pretended not to notice, just to see what Luo Ziyao wanted to do.

Who would have thought that someone would throw a stone at it, Gu Qingfu bet with the black hat on his head.

It's definitely not because of the mosquitoes on his face!Besides, he doesn't know if there are mosquitoes?

Luo Ziyao shook his head, smashing mosquitoes was an excuse, he was stupid to admit it!

The eyeballs rolled around, and he looked at Gu Qingfu shyly and timidly: "It's not that you guys are chatting so speculatively, I want to talk too, I find a stone to step on, and I'm going to have a good chat with the prime minister. "

This reason!very good!

If it weren't for the flash of killing intent in Luo Zi's dazzling eyes, Gu Qingfu would have thought that Luo Ziyao admired him! "Why... His Highness is next to the passage!"

Luo Ziyao looked around from the outside, not embarrassed, a smile was drawn from the corner of his mouth, and he cast a winking look at him: "Yeah!"

He defended himself well: "As the saying goes, people who fall in love have no IQ at all. Isn't this Gong, who can't turn his head when he sees the prime minister?" He pointed to his head seriously.

Always thinking about how to kill people!Before the person was killed, he was almost exhausted!

"is it?"

Luo Boyan was born extremely handsome in his previous life, and with this long robe added to his body, he is even more dressed like a beast. He raises his eyebrows in a half-smile, and under the thick eyebrows are obsidian-like eyes, which are unbelievably bright. This smile has caused countless brothers to bow their heads. Naturally, Luo Ziyao was not included among his brothers, but his fifth brother was included.

Luo Ziyao pouted, the last life was enough to attract bees and butterflies, this world is so powerful, the brothers around him should be rushing like bees and butterflies, and the setting of this world... Luo Boyan Born to be bent into a mosquito coil, it is like a fish in water here.

Looking up at Zhai Shui: "I said Fifth Brother, are you in love with my future husband?"

When Zhai Shui was called out by Luo Ziyao, his face blushed and he pursed his lips. When did his younger brother become so shameless!

Looking at the expression of this adulterer and slut, one can tell that he has an affair, but he, Luo Ziyao, is also a person who is about to cheat. ?”

"Enough!" Gu Qingfu interrupted aloud, and the more he said, the more outrageous he said: "This official and His Highness the Fifth Highness are innocent, His Highness the Sixth Highness, don't think too much."

Ignoring the slight discomfort in my heart, I thought it was the little husband who was jealous at first, but now it's about taking a concubine for him.

Luo Ziyao nodded cooperatively, seemingly in a low voice, but in fact everyone present listened: "I know, you like to eat from the bowl, look at the pot, you know..."

A face that everyone knows!

"..." Gu Qingfu's face was completely dark, and seeing that he was about to explode, Luo Ziyao quickly slipped down and pulled Quan Gu: "Let's go! Go!"

There was no need to care about etiquette, he ran away after the provocation, and when Gu Qingfu came over, there was only one ladder left in place.

Looking at the man who can run faster than the rabbit, he is a little confused.

After all, Gu Qingfu is a man, not Zhai Shui to make an appointment, he is not allowed to stay in the palace, it is lucky to meet once before marriage.

"Why haven't you seen the prime minister recently?"

Boringly took a bite of the fruit, a plate of fruit one bite at a time, the behavior of the prodigal can't be explained!Quan Gu is a slave, saying that the master is the next to commit crimes, so he can only stare at Luo Ziyao quietly, Your Highness, you can't finish eating, reward the slave!

Luo Ziyao finished biting the last apple, and then put all the bitten fruits in a box: "Give this to the Prime Minister."

Quan Gu: "..." The hand that picked up the box trembled a little!

"Go!" Waved his hand, motioning Quan Gu to leave quickly, took advantage of Gu Qingfu to enter the palace, delivered the things, saw that the person was still stuck in place, and asked: "Do you want to clean the toilet?"

Quan Gu's heart was broken, he would go to hell if he didn't!

As soon as Gu Qingfu returned to the mansion, he opened the box and looked at it. He didn't know what to say for a while. A box of fruit was bitten. Gu Qingfu's entourage racked his brains to explain: "You are the little fruit in my heart. ?”

Got bitten?Gu Qingfu closed the box with a snap.

Wait until he gets married, and then settle the score!

Time flies, and on the day they get married, the queen finds that her son's face has become rounder... quite a lot!

He grabbed the fruit that Luo Ziyao was gnawing: "Emperor, I can't eat any more!"

If you are too mellow, you will fall out of favor if you marry in the past!

The queen couldn't say this sentence anyway, forget it, for the sake of his great joy today, I won't hit him.

Luo Ziyao glanced at his mother-in-law, took another fruit from the table, clicked it a few times, and then the next one, the fruit in the queen's hand, this posture...

"Emperor, don't you have it?"

Luo Ziyao had the fruit in his mouth and couldn't swallow it anymore. After being reminded by the queen, he felt that he had forgotten something important... the contraceptive pill!

He could get pregnant if he touched it!

Before getting on the bridal sedan chair, Luo Ziyao was still bothering her...Suddenly, he had a flash of inspiration, he would give Gu Qingfu a concubine after consummating the marriage, and then he cheated on her again, it would be fine if she got pregnant, anyway, he would leave after the task was completed.

right!Just do it!

Give Gu Qingfu more concubines.

The ratio of men and men here is seriously out of balance, almost three men to one brother, monogamy is more popular here, but there are not a few people who have one husband and two wives, and I have never heard of monogamy and two husbands.

Luo Ziyao is much more open-minded than in the previous life, and he doesn't want to stay in this world at all, just finish his work, and leave if he can't handle it, seeing Gu Qingfu's face, he has no interest in life.

So it doesn't matter if you are fat or not, he wished that Gu Qingfu had no interest in fat people.

It's not enough to be disgusting for one life, but also disgusting for a second life, which comes from the deep malice of the system!

Gu Qingfu drank a little too much, a group of people pushed open the door noisily, and lifted the veil during the tumult, looked at Luo Ziyao who had gained weight twice, frowned, and the people beside him smoothed things over and said, "Sister-in-law Look, it’s easy to give birth to.”

Luo Ziyao: "..."

After finally sending them away, Gu Qingfu put the door bolt on and turned around to see Luo Ziyao sitting on the bed with his legs crossed and red dates stuffed in his mouth. Seeing him looking at him, he shook the dates and peanuts in his hand: "Master Prime Minister, would you like Want some?"

"I asked someone to prepare a bowl of noodles for you." He took the dates from Luo Ziyao's hand: "Snacks don't make you hungry."

After finishing speaking, he squeezed Luo Ziyao's chin, it was soft and not too good to touch, and he was a bit reluctant to take it away.

Looking at people, people who thought they were fat like a pig at the beginning are only slightly fat now, and the more they look at it, the more pleasing to the eye: "It will be like this from now on, it's good."

Chubby and very cute, especially the way he stares at him.

"Your eyesight is not working well, let the imperial physician show you some other day." Avoiding Gu Qingfu's claws, he grabbed another handful of melon seeds on the bed and started nibbling.

"Carrots and vegetables have their own preferences." Gu Qingfu didn't care about his husband's words: "Although you are a little fatter, I like it."

"Chubby, make it comfortable!"

Luo Ziyao: "..."

Paralysis, dogs can't change what they eat, there was no lower limit for this guy on the bed in the previous life, and the lower limit seems to be a little lower in this life.

At least in his previous life, he took him to the gym every day, so he was not allowed to grow fat!

Not at all!

When Luo Ziyao was secretly annoyed, Gu Qingfu kissed him down. Luo Ziyao moved his arms, panting with overlapping lips and teeth: "I haven't eaten noodles yet!"

The hands on the body reached into the clothes, and replied vaguely: "It's okay!"

"Fatty fights hunger!"

The author has something to say:

This article has no children! ! ! (*￣3￣)

I finally found out why Jinjiang wanted to review the comments. After reading a comment, the reader was very patient and pasted and copied it from Chapter 1 to the last chapter. Unfortunately, it was deleted. If it wasn’t for Youyou’s hand, I ran in and read it. , don't know yet.

There are four points to declare. First, Luo Ziyao's liking for Luo Boyan was influenced by the original owner. Those who read the text carefully will know that Youyou emphasized it in it.

Second, Luo Boyan has never hurt Luo Ziyao directly except for his preference for being strong. It is a fact to protect his shortcomings, and it is also a fact to be cold-blooded to those who don't care. Trust no one, no one cooperates with anyone.

Third, why did Luo Ziyao pass through quickly?Youyou didn't hide it, and said that Luo Boyan's attack in the third generation was for a reason.

Fourth, the abuse you mentioned refers to his growth in relationships, not everyone has Stockholm Syndrome, the more you abuse me, the more I like you.

It’s a sick thing to say that I’ve been tortured, but in fact I haven’t been abused much, at least gang rape, it won’t appear in my articles, I still have some bottom line.