Kiss you a puppy

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[Help: Can this situation be reported? 】

The post was posted anonymously, only the host's ID was concealed, but the name of "Le Zhiyou" was clearly listed in the text, and a ps was even specially marked: the sound is the same as "Yue Zhiyou".

【Text content:

I've calmed down so long story short.

Lezhiyou @小狗妹姐的咖啡热犬, a sophomore in the Department of Chinese, male Omega, pheromone is sweet milk.

My deskmate in junior high school met once in high school because of a transfer, and then reconnected in college. I saw his file by chance, and the pheromone column clearly stated: boiled water.

Boiled water fits me as high as 80%!

So I pursued Le Zhiyou for two years, but during this period, he kept treating me like a monkey.

Now, the truth is in front of me, he lied to me and the school, and all the tragedies are because of his falsified student records!

I forget about being teased emotionally. I admit it. Now I would like to ask, can I report this kind of violation of law and discipline and tampering with personal files without authorization? 】

[Text pictures: [Photo]*10, [Screenshot]*12. 】

Le Zhiyou was holding the phone, so angry that he laughed, clicked on the photo, and saw all kinds of gifts put together into a picture, there were probably two or three gifts in one photo, each with annotated date, and the screenshots were all He Chengnan felt unrequited love like cold and violent, every word and every sentence reads especially infatuated and pitiful.

Before hanging up the phone, Lu Tang yelled angrily: "Is he trying to report you? No! He wants everyone to eat melons and watch the fun, and wants you to die!"

The delicious food on the small round table exudes a lingering aroma, but Le Zhiyou has lost his appetite.

The replies below are roughly scanned, some are complaining about the host, some are curious about how the host knows the truth, some are asking about Le Zhiyou's appearance, asking for explosive photos, and some have posted the fitness value table of plain boiled water, which is about 80% All the matching pheromones are circled, guessing the poster’s own, and Le Zhiyou’s classmate anonymously replied: I’m here to eat melons, I’m looking forward to Yuzu’s response.

Look at the posting time: six o'clock in the morning.

Today is Sunday again, everyone wakes up from a lazy sleep, lying on the bed on the side and swiping their phones to refresh their minds, and visits the school intranet every day. He Chengnan really took great pains and made a good plan.

"I remembered a 'famous saying'."

---A humble person is invincible.

Le Zhiyou didn't say anything, so Qi Kai didn't ask, took his phone and put it aside, then led him back to sit at the small table: "Eat first."

"It's the 31st, and tomorrow is June, do you know what that means?"

Of course Qi Kai knew that since the school entered the exam month, after [-]:[-] tonight, the Xiaonei network will automatically open all speech bans, and the ban will not be lifted until after the summer vacation.If Le Zhiyou saw this dirty post one step later, he might miss the opportunity to clarify and become a dumb man who eats coptis.

Le Zhiyou was stunned: "He must have done it on purpose, he is really scheming."

Qi Kai fed him a spoonful of soda water and steamed meat eggs, remembering that brother Liang Xu told He Chengnan that he swore to the sky not to cause trouble again, so it was bullshit, and he couldn't bully a tough brother Liang Xu, so he swallowed his breath and found the opportunity, so he came to bully Le Zhiyou, a soft guy.

Qi Kai comforted him: "Eat first, and then clean him up when he's full."

During the meal, both Tu Xingran and Mi Beiming called. Mi Beiming exploded in temper. After confirming that the anonymous turtle was He Chengnan, he said cruelly: "If you don't see the coffin, you won't cry. It's even cheaper for him to transfer to another school." Well, he just waited until he didn't learn!"

There is a desktop computer on the desk in the study, Qi Kai coaxed Le Zhiyou to wash cherries and cherry tomatoes, and sat in the sofa chair to log in to Xiaonei.

The post is on the homepage, click on it, then click on @小狗妹妹的咖啡烤狗, jump to the personal homepage, it shows that there is no record of posting and likes, only a whole page of reply records, all of which are simply listed in three words :be mine.

Qi Kai couldn't help laughing, guess, no one should be able to think of it.

Le Zhiyou came back, and sat in Qi Kai's arms with a plate of juicy fruit: "How are you going to deal with him? Is everyone scolding me in the building? Is there anyone who is wicked and took photos? Where is my phone? Lu Tang said he would help I scolded, I didn’t let him, I want to do it myself! It’s so annoying! Watch me tear off his human skin camouflage!”

Qi Kai waited for him to finish screaming before he came to kiss him, pecking and kissing this swollen face and mouth.

"Where's the phone?" he asked.

"Where's the phone!" Le Zhiyou yelled.

Qi Kai coaxed the child and patted him on the back: "Go get the phone."

The harassment and interception in the SMS box included countless trumpets that He Chengnan had switched over the past two years. Qi Kai slid down and down, laughed angrily, and cursed.

"The later ones were blacked out at a glance, but luckily I didn't delete them, otherwise there would be no evidence to clarify." Le Zhiyou shared the cherry tomatoes with him, and seeing that he had turned to last year, said, "At first I would talk to him a few words, reject him with good words, and then give up, it doesn’t make sense.”

Finally slipped to the first message, the passionate and hypocritical "love talk" made people uncomfortable, Qi Kai looked expressionless, Le Zhiyou replied politely and directly, and was not moved by this fanatical confession at all.

Qi Kai took a screenshot and sent it to his WeChat.

In the next quarter of an hour, Qi Kai did the same thing, screenshotting a total of ten Le Zhiyou's rejection text messages, spanning half a year, and then using the search function to find out all the infatuation messages He Chengnan posted, and randomly screenshotting five, In terms of one-to-one correspondence, although He Chengnan intercepted the mobile phone number, the time is also an ironclad proof, and it cannot be faked.

"What if I change my phone, or format it, and it's gone?"

Qi Kai watched a bunch of nauseating "love talk", put down his phone at this moment, and buried himself in Le Zhiyou's neck to smell the smell of sweet milk.

He said sullenly: "Then there will be campus violence."

Le Zhiyou immediately put away the milk and didn't let him smell it: "No way!"

He changed his words again: "Unless you take me with you."

Qi Kai shook him, acting like a baby, arching his nose dissatisfiedly, then pushed the milk out again.

He continued to mumble: "Then take a trumpet, tie it to his head, let him tour the whole school to apologize to you, and clarify for you personally."

Le Zhiyou grinned, disgusted: "He doesn't think he's ashamed, but I do. As long as he gets away and doesn't come out to make trouble again, that's fine."

Ye Meng called suddenly.

Qi Kai picked it up on the speakerphone, and heard Ye Meng asking impatiently: "Qi Kai, is that anonymous post from He Chengnan?"

Qi Kai: "Yes."

Ye Meng: "God!"

Neither Tu Xingran nor Ye Meng had any dealings with He Chengnan, nor did Qi Kai tell Tu Xingran about this bad thing, so the couple didn't know who He Chengnan was.

Qi Kai was puzzled: "Why-"

"My sister saw the picture in the post, there is a picture of a gift, the warm baby in the shape of a pumpkin. When she got it back to the dormitory last winter, we all thought it was so cute. It was a gift from one of her suitors for her birthday. Gift."

Ye Meng was emotional: "But later she found out that this man cast a wide net and was not only chasing her, so she cut off contact with him decisively. She said, this man's name is He Chengnan. We also guessed whether it was the same model, or Hit the same Aquaman."

Le Zhiyou's eyes widened, and he couldn't help but said: "The professional one, the pheromone is ethanol."

Hearing Le Zhiyou's voice, Ye Meng became even more excited: "Yes! It's him! Do you want to respond? My sister said that she is willing to testify for you. This person is a scumbag at all! Nuan Baobao is still there, and there are also ambiguous conversations. , he could not refute."

Le Zhiyou really feels the gap between people, Alpha and Alpha, just like Mi Beiming once said: they may not be the same species.

He looked at Qi Kai, and Qi Kai said: "If you want to respond, I will come back right away."

After hanging up the phone, Le Zhiyou hugged Qi Kai's shoulder, the blood scab on the wound had already fallen off, leaving a faint flesh-colored mark: "I don't even want to care about it..."

"What's wrong."

"You are so good, we are so good, why waste time with such a messy person, isn't it good to have sex?"

He was listening carefully, but the last sentence suddenly made Qi Kai laugh: "I guess he broke the jar."

"What do you mean? I'm going to transfer schools, lawless?"

"Well. He may be betting that you either failed to reply in time, or you did not reply with evidence. You can only be scolded innocently, and he is happy to see it happen."

"Hey, the wishful thinking is gone." Le Zhiyou pouted, "And even if I take advantage of him, he will get his own reward. If you dare to swear and break the contract, you are not afraid of thunder."

[Response: You do not need to report this situation. 】

Post ID: open.

Le Zhiyou looked at the host's profile picture and ID and suddenly realized: "Why is it your number!"

Qi Kai stuffed a cherry into his open mouth and said nonsense: "Well, my number."

【Text content:

He Chengnan, a sophomore in the Department of Computer Science, male Alpha, pheromone is ethanol.

1. Prohibition of self-touching.

2. Due to pheromone deficiency after differentiation, it is covered up with "plain water".Now cured, the pheromone is sweetened milk.

3. There is no need for you to report the false report of pheromones and falsified files. I will take the initiative to ask the school to admit my mistake tomorrow. 】

[Text picture: text message screenshot*10, harassment interception interface*5. 】

Le Zhiyou's heart trembled, he held the mouse and clicked on Qi Kai's profile picture---a No. 15 ball jersey, and he saw that on the newly popped up personal homepage, Qi Kai, as the captain of the basketball team, posted all the content about the School of Architecture The scores of each stadium, as well as various ball photos of teammates.

Before he had time to spit out the cherry pit, Le Zhiyou was overwhelmed with emotion, turned around and buried it in Qi Kai's neck, hugging his hands tightly, and said in a muffled voice, "What should I do! Me, me, me, can I change my ID now? "

Qi Kai was amused: "Stupid, it's too late."

He directly picked up Le Zhiyou, left the study, and returned to the master bedroom where he could see the vast river view.

In the afterglow of the evening sun, the light is still very strong, reflecting a dazzling orange on the surface of the rolling river.

The two were lying in front of the French windows, the curtains were half covered, Le Zhiyou lifted up the hem of his clothes to reveal his bare buttocks, while standing on tiptoe and poking back, he grabbed Qi Kai's hand and pressed it against his body, the wave was impatient Similarly, he called Qi Kai's name all over his mouth and begged, "Touch me."

Qi Kai fucked him by the window, slowly, he didn't know what kind of jealousy he was taking, even coaxing and threatening, he insisted on telling him love stories from Le Zhiyou.

Le Zhiyou said, "Qi Kai, I love you."

Qi Kai let out a "hmm", as if rewarding him, he went a little deeper and asked, "Is there anything else."

Le Zhiyou's cheeks were flushed, and she was fascinated: "Puppy, I love you so much."

Qi Kai is very useful, he likes him so much that he wants to kill him, but he still wants to do evil, and scare him with that sentence that he would bring out to scare people every time he does it by the window.

"Bao Er."

"Well, well, I love you, I love you so much."

With a smirk on his face, Qi Kai kissed first, and then said: "If the glass breaks, we will fall together."

No accident, no matter how many times, Le Zhiyou will be frightened to climax all of a sudden, wrapping Qi Kai tightly all over his body, and it takes a long time to recover.

He accused: "You're doing this again!"

It was Qi Kai's turn to be confident: "Well, do you still love me?"

Le Zhiyou kissed obediently, willing to do everything: "Love."

Twilight is everywhere, the night is shrouded in clouds, and the colorful nightlife has just begun.

In the tavern on the pedestrian street, He Chengnan was sitting alone in the corner drinking, he was fed up with this black-bone chicken and mackerel Yunda.

Some people looked sideways curiously, at the white gauze on his head, and at his irritable expression, wanting to smash the wine bottle.

Before I was discharged from the hospital in the morning, I posted a post, and it was a pleasure to post, what the hell is going on, my father lost his job, my brother went in, and I was forced to transfer schools and move my family.

There's nothing more to do with him, right?

If you can't offend those surnamed Zhuang, Mi, and Liang, it's understandable to return to the chief culprit who caused him so far.

After a whole day, He Chengnan was so happy that he could breathe easily. Seeing that Le Zhiyou didn't respond to the infamy, he became more and more sure that Le Zhiyou had no evidence and couldn't argue.

oh!I almost forgot that Le Zhiyou couldn't log in to his account, so he would stare blankly if he wanted to respond—a red envelope can bribe the administrator of the network department.

The bad breath I had endured for days was finally exhaled.

And taking a ten thousand step back, even if you get refuted, it's no big deal, just don't read it.During the exam month, "everyone is in danger". After the exam, they are eager to go home for the holiday, and when the school starts again, they see the post and think of this melon, and others are not in this school anymore.

The wine bottle was raised, and He Chengnan took another sip.

He refreshed the page and saw another anonymous ID came out to testify: I am also a fish in his net.I can be sure that the pumpkin electric fan he gave me was forwarded to me after being rejected by Le Zhiyou, how could it be so disgusting!Fortunately, I didn't agree to him in the end!

It is accompanied by a photo of an electric fan, and a screenshot of an ambiguous text message with his mobile phone number, which is irrefutable evidence.

Soon, there was a lot of scolding.

Things always develop unexpectedly, just like the other car that evening, like the absurd apology in the hospital, and like today, the voice of scolding him has been accumulated over the whole day, I don’t know how many times turn.

Not only scolding, but also ridicule and contempt.

Before going to the cafeteria for dinner in the afternoon, he didn't notice anything unusual. During the meal, he couldn't hide the surrounding discussions about him. When he came out of the cafeteria, He Chengnan guessed that maybe Le Zhiyou had to find a way to respond. whose account?His roommate?

It’s no big deal, it’s fine if you don’t read it, but curiosity is often what kills self-sufficiency.

When the roommate came back, he changed his words to him directly: "Student Haiwang He, how did you manage to chase after that—so many Omegas at the same time, and you also eat both men and women, be careful to be exhausted."

He Chengnan's face was pale, and he asked coldly, "Don't you think there is a problem?"

The roommate was surprised: "What's the problem?"

"Why don't you think there is a problem anymore, and you turned back so quickly."

"I think you're the only fucking problem! When I thought you were a dedicated young man, I wondered why you haven't caught up with people every time you gave out gifts. You've been so wretched for a long time---"

With a "bang", He Chengnan rushed out the door.

The noise-like music playing in the tavern is the same as the text on the screen, which is a headache.

Reply: [Video.avi], everyone is sincerely invited to share. After the game, Qi Kai rushed to the auditorium and hugged Le Zhiyou.Who is crying, it is me, who is crying, it is me.

Yes, someone discovered it a long time ago, and the ID started.

Someone else posted the fit value: Bitter Coffee AlphaX Sweet Milk Omega, 98%, it is reasonable to suspect that Le Zhiyou recovered, and Qi Kai contributed a lot.

There are two extremes in the post, either sending blessings for the beautiful love, or passionately insulting "Dry Chengnan", the target of public criticism, everyone cast aside.

At first glance, it looks like Neptune, but if you take a closer look at the dry river, you can't catch a single fish.

Anonymous alumnus: There is something even more hateful, he released pheromones downstairs in the Omega dormitory, trying to forcibly mark Omega, link: Criticism in the school report.

After a while of cursing, I turned five or six pages.

He Chengnan slammed the wine bottle on the table: "Fuck."

He stopped a taxi on the street and reported the destination to the police station. He wanted to fish out his good brother.

While waiting to write the letter of guarantee, the police reminded He Chengnan: "The bail is out, don't make trouble, do you hear me?"

He Chengnan kept his face expressionless and said, "I know."

This foolish attitude was immediately rewarded with a lesson.

The two came out of the police station. The night wind was sultry. The boss brushed his hair and his beard was unshaven. After staying there for a few days, he no longer looked like a boss.

He Chengnan asked: "What about your car repair guy?"

The boss kept stroking his hair: "What to do, go back and continue repairing the car."

"It can't be repaired, your shop has been bought."

"...how many?"

As the van drove up the long street, He Chengnan sat in the passenger seat and told his brother the whole story, and finally said with a sneer, "We're just throwing stones at our own feet, we're in a hurry to find trouble."

The boss cursed loudly, parked the car near a large food stall at the intersection, and called He Chengnan to get off the car to eat skewers, his mouth faded away.

He Chengnan asked: "Don't you think there is a problem?"

"what is the problem?"

"Why did they turn back so quickly? No one pays attention to the fact that I was cheated for two years, and instead accuses me of chasing after me, not showing off, and not taking pictures of piss! Fuck it, Did they take a picture of themselves?"

The boss looked up to the sky and laughed loudly, bumped He Chengnan with cold beer, raised his head and poured half of the bottle in, hissing with delight.

He grabbed five or six sticks of butter, rolled it down in one gulp, and said, "It's easy to say."

"How can I say it? Tell me."

"People have rejected you a long time ago. It's not like you don't know that people's hearts belong to you, and you still keep playing like a dog. If people don't let you be, you go to be a man. Who cares about a man without dignity?"

He Chengnan almost flipped the table, and scolded the boss together: "I've had enough today, let me tell you, I dragged you out to vent my anger, not to be angry with you! Don't fucking speak so harshly!"

The boss shrugged his shoulders indifferently: "Killing people and punishing them --- I will give you back without a single word."

He Chengnan stared at him viciously, grabbed a bottle of beer and poured it on himself, the boss told him: "Take it easy, the injury on your head hasn't healed yet."

"Aren't you annoying? I'm so fucking annoying. Bowen has blacklisted me all over the country. I don't want to go back to school now, let alone the dormitory! In the past, Bowen didn't need to declare his name when he went to Xiangxiang Street. Cheng, now, ha, you can’t even get in, fuck! Don’t eat it, your store is gone, don’t you bother?”

"Let's continue living in another city. How about you go in and squat for two days, and you'll be sure that your restlessness will disappear. It's better than that little dilapidated house surrounded by bare walls."

The boss saw that he was blushing and his neck was thick, and Ethanol started to run out, he quickly waved his hands to stop him, and said in relief: "If you provoke someone you can't afford to provoke, you have to admit cowardly, how useful are you here?"

He Chengnan poured another bottle, sat down and ate the meat skewers after filling, the taste was very good, he licked several skewers.

He looked at these oily iron sticks, and suddenly said, "Why didn't he stab himself to death?"

The boss couldn't understand: "What did you stab to death?"

"Prick the gland, fuck."

"What the fuck are you talking about?"

The stalls were eaten until midnight, and the clock ticked at midnight.

He Chengnan took out his mobile phone and logged on to Xiaonei. It was already in a state of silence. He saw that his post was actually on Qi Kai's, which meant that the last and latest reply was in his building.

He Chengnan clicked in, looked at it for two seconds, then raised his arms and threw the phone to the ground, smashing it into pieces, which scared the guests at the surrounding tables and screamed.

Question: Why didn't the poor, sad, hateful landlord delete the post?

Answer: Because there is a pockmark in the deletion, it has been screenshotted long ago, and it will be forever nailed to the pillar of shame and notorious for thousands of years.

The boss is also annoyed: "Stop talking endlessly, you haven't fucking paid yet."

He Chengnan pointed at the boss: "I really regret getting you out."

The boss laughed loudly: "Then you send me back, don't listen to good words, just pretend that I am happy to accompany you, you son of a bitch!"

The two people who were both drunk climbed into the car, and He Chengnan took the lead: "You wait, your father will send you back soon! If you hadn't pushed me, there would be so many troubles behind!"

The boss threw the key to him: "I call you Dad, and I'll see if you dare to send me back! If you send me back, you have to squat with me!"

"You fart!"

"Listen, am I farting!"

The van ignited and started, and the owner of the food stall saw that the two were really about to drive away, and was immediately worried. He ran over and slammed on the window: "You guys are drunk driving, I want to call the police, this is no joke!"

He Chengnan ignored him at all, his temples bulged, he stepped on the accelerator and rushed away, twisting and turning for several hundred meters, before the gear boss called the police, the van knocked down a row of shared bicycles, did not stop, and the speed did not slow down , scared all the traffic on the two-way lane to a stop, all nervous about how this silver-gray van was going to go crazy.

The van rushed onto the sidewalk, knocked over two large green trash cans, and then hit a big tree. The front of the van was severely dented, and the entire car's buttocks were tilted up due to inertia.

After several "bangs", the van finally quieted down, with white smoke curling up.

The passers-by who were stunned all came back to their senses at once, called the police, and the fire alarm, hesitating whether to step forward to save people.

The driver's door wobbled and fell down, He Chengnan struggled to expose half of his body, struggling to get out.

Thick blood froth rolled in his throat, and he couldn't see clearly, but it felt more irritating than drinking it.

In the noisy surroundings, He Chengnan instinctively shouted: "Help me!"

It's a pity that in fact, he didn't make any sound, and passed out completely.

The author says:

Thanks for reading!Tanabata mua!

So thick, so long, so cool!Can you give me a lot of starfish!