After green tea Alpha fractionation

For Gu Yanzhi, although Da Chu was a bit better at acting, he still seemed much more pleasing to the eye than Old Chu.

Especially after Da Chu suffered a loss in Xiao Chu's cooking skills, he had a hard time learning from it. He abandoned the idea of ​​health preservation with hatred, and walked towards Chong La's embrace with tears in his eyes.

So very happy, Gu Yanzhi ate spicy food to his heart's content.

"call--"

Gu Yanzhi, who was full of food and drink, leaned gracefully on the sofa, his phoenix eyes slightly narrowed in satisfaction.

Warm meals are still much better than nutrient solutions.

The sofa beside him was recessed, Da Chu was holding a fruit plate, and sat beside him attentively.

"In short, do you still go to the laboratory at night?"

For some reason, when he came out again this time, Da Chu always had a strong sense of uneasiness hovering in his heart.

His body seemed to be silently reminding him that he must hold on to it, otherwise, it might leave his side.

Thinking of this, Da Chu's heart tightened suddenly.

He squeezed his body towards Gu Yanzhi's position again, and said with some anxiety.

"Go back to the bedroom and sleep? I'll warm your bed."

Gu Yanzhi: "..."

It's still midsummer now, why both Da Chu and Xiao Chu are so obsessed with warming his bed.

Seeing his silent (spitting) appearance, Chu Xingfeng became more and more panicked.

He squeezed against Gu Yanzhi again, extremely obsessed with the matter of sleeping together.

"...Otherwise, it's the same if I go to the laboratory to warm you up!"

"Don't go to the laboratory, go back to the bedroom and sleep."

Pushing Chu Xingfeng, who was about to push him off the sofa, aside, Gu Yanzhi sat back on the sofa again, thinking helplessly.

The bed in the laboratory is so small, how could it be possible to squeeze two adult alphas, he and Chu Xingfeng.

How to sleep at that time, Chu Xingfeng sleeps on the bed, does he sleep on Chu Xingfeng?

Well……

He seemed to be driving by accident...

"Hey, that's good."

Da Chu, who didn't feel an invisible car roaring past at all, raised his arms and embraced Gu Yanzhi in his arms.

He looked over with a weak face, like a mutated big white flower fluttering in the wind.

"Then I'll get you the bath water."

The blush gradually spread on the fair face, and the three-dimensional facial features were suffused with a touch of shyness.

Da Chu's Adam's apple rolled up and down, and his heartbeat started to speed up.

"Do you want me to wash with you?"

Blushing with embarrassment, Da Chu's charming wife said emotionally.

"The kind of mandarin duck bath."

Gu Yanzhi: "...No need."

Pushing Chu Xingfeng to the side, Gu Yanzhi, whose half of his body was squeezed into the air, said indifferently with a straight face.

"Don't be full of yellow waste in your head. It's easy for you to fail the trial. What will you do if you get locked up then?"

"……Oh, alright……"

Following Gu Yanzhi's strength and moving to the side, Da Chu lowered his head in frustration.

Alas, isn't it all in the other avatar texts that the avatar's wife is robbed by force, so he has to be unhappy?

How did you come to him without a body or a heart? ?

Is it because he is too active?

After all, do you like the tone of grabbing and plundering?

Thinking of this, Da Chu raised his eyes to Gu Yanzhi without giving up, and asked tentatively.

"If I yell now, 'Don't force me, I won't give in to you', will you pick me up and forcefully throw me into the bathroom to take a bath?"

Gu Yanzhi: ...? ? ? ? ?

Chu Xingfeng is so simple-minded, what weird things are he thinking about every day? ? ?

"of course not!"

Gu Yanzhi took a deep breath, feeling that he was about to be fooled by Da Chu.

"Don't say those weird things anymore!"

"it is good……"

Da Chu lowered his head in frustration again.

Alas, other people's substitute wives are all physically and mentally abused, and they are pressed on the bed and robbed like a rag doll.

He also wanted to be pinned on the bed by him, plundered and squeezed dry to become a rag doll...

Da Chu thought about the scene where he was pressed on the bed by Gu Yanzhi, his wrists were tightly bound, and then Zhizhi looked at him domineeringly, and he was riding on him and exercising little by little, so he couldn't help but get excited stand up.

Gu Yanzhi was sitting there eating a fruit plate, when a strong tea fragrance suddenly wafted through his nose.

Gu Yanzhi:? ? ?

Why is Chu Xingfeng's pheromone overflowing again! ?

Swallowing the apple in his mouth and glanced to the side, Gu Yanzhi was taken aback by Chu Xingfeng's appearance.

"Chu Xingfeng, you have a nosebleed!"

"...Huh?...Ahh, it's okay, it's okay."

Pulling out a tissue to plug his nose, Da Chu showed a guilty smile.

"The weather is relatively dry recently, and I drink a little less water..."

"Really……"

Gu Yanzhi glanced at him, feeling that this guy was not telling the truth.

Watching Chu Xingfeng put away the overflowing pheromone, Gu Yanzhi confessed uneasy.

"You haven't completed the promotion yet, and the spiritual pollution in the spiritual domain is still there, so you must not explode pheromones on a large scale during this period, do you understand?"

"alright, I got it."

Da Chu nodded weakly, and at the same time slapped him backwards, and very naturally gave the hot pepper the pot.

"I think it's because I ate too much chili tonight, because it's summer, the weather is dry and hot, and eating too much chili can easily get angry."

"Well……"

Under Da Chu's expectant eyes, Gu Yanzhi said hesitantly.

"Then you drink more Quhuo tea these days?"

Chu Xingfeng: "..."

Damn it, Chili is indeed his true love, it's his wishful thinking!

Taking a deep breath with hatred, Da Chu showed a weak smile.

"OK."

After eating the fruit plate, Gu Yanzhi, who was full, yawned a little, and walked slowly to the bedroom on the second floor.

And Da Chu followed behind him step by step, like a humanoid pet who clicked to follow in the game.

Walking to the door of the bedroom on the second floor, Gu Yanzhi glanced at the restored bedroom wall, and looked away in satisfaction.

It seems that Lao Chu didn't lie to him, the bedroom wall has really been repaired.

Pushing the door open and walking into the bedroom, Gu Yanzhi never mentioned his previous decision of "never sleeping with that dog Chu Xingfeng again".

He was in a cold war with Lao Chu, not Da Chu. The progress bar of the cold war was saved first, and released when Lao Chu came out.

Besides, the main reason for the cold war before was the "Bai Yueguang" who came to him. Now that Bai Yueguang's misunderstanding has been resolved, why is there still a cold war?

Of course……

Seeing Huanhuanxixi trying hard to rub against Da Chu weakly beside him, Gu Yanzhi let him secretly hold his hand, and then made a hard note for Lao Chu in the small notebook in his heart.

When Lao Chu came out, the account still had to be settled.

Old Chu didn't know that he already knew about "Bai Yueguang", and when the two of them reconciled face to face, he wanted to see what Old Chu's expression was.

"The..."

In the ear, Chu Xingfeng's low voice came.

"Ok?"

Gu Yanzhi came back to his senses and looked to the side.

"What's wrong?"

Moving his body to squeeze against Gu Yanzhi, Da Chu held Gu Yanzhi's hand tightly and said sourly.

"It's on my bed now, don't keep thinking about other people."

... Can you see this?

"No, don't think about it, I'm thinking about other things, not others."

As Gu Yanzhi said this, he shifted his gaze guiltily.

That appearance looks very much like a big scumbag who is pedaling n boats, eating from a bowl and looking at the pot.

Seeing this, Da Chu, who was caught off guard, felt uncomfortable.

Does he want cruelty?

What he wants is abuse!

Taking a deep breath, Da Chu looked at Gu Yanzhi with firm eyes.

"In short, do you want to do something to me?"

"……Um??"

Under Gu Yanzhi's ignorant gaze, Da Chu, who decided to rely on his own efforts to strive for happiness, raised his hand.

He held Gu Yanzhi's hand, pressed it on his chest muscles, and then said softly, shyly, and somewhat seductively.

"You can do whatever you want with me."

He glanced at Gu Yanzhi with a strong hint.

"Didn't you say that he is bored? I can play tricks with you that he refuses to play with you!"

Gu Yanzhi:? ,? ,? ? ?

Small transparent question marks kept popping up from the top of his head, and Gu Yanzhi, who finally figured out what Da Chu meant, pulled his hand back with a dark face.

"Chu Xingfeng," he said softly as he touched Da Chu's head gently.

"Are you itchy?"

After recalling the feeling of Gu Yanzhi's hand on his chest muscles just now, Chu Xingfeng regretfully withdrew his thoughts of not being judged, and humbly lowered his substitute's head.

"I was wrong."

Gu Yanzhi rubbed the center of his brows with a headache, decided to keep out of sight and out of mind, and drove him to take a bath.

"Go take a shower, four ten minutes."

forty minutes? ? !

Da Chu looked at Gu Yanzhi hesitantly, but finally agreed, and walked to the bathroom with his head down.

"and many more."

The fire of hope ignited in Da Chu's dim eyes.

Under his expectant eyes, Gu Yanzhi tilted his head, and said not very relieved.

"Do you know how to use the equipment in the bathroom?"

This guy is not going to give him a cold shower for four or ten minutes like Old Chu, is he?

Of course... it won't work.

But this must not be known.

As a humble stand-in, he has to be perfect enough to find the right opportunity to stand up and kick the "righteous master" down!

So Da Chu nodded and showed him a "don't worry" smile.

"Will do."

You will be a ghost.

Compared with Lao Chu's ability to hide things, Da Chu's facial expressions are not well-trained, and he successfully made Gu Yanzhi read his meaning.

"Okay, didn't you say yes," Gu Yanzhi raised his chin in the direction of the bathroom.

"Then show me how to do it."

Chu Xingfeng: "..."

"I was wrong."

Lowering his head in shame, Da Chu felt that his double had really failed.

He sniffed sadly, thinking with some resentment, no wonder the love he couldn't fight for.

With a helpless sigh, Gu Yanzhi got up and got out of bed.

"No, just say no, why are you hiding it from me?"

Under Chu Xingfeng's dazed eyes, Gu Yanzhi walked to his side.

"Let's go, I'll teach you."

Da Chu: ...! ! !

Happiness came so suddenly!

Flutteringly followed Gu Yanzhi to the bathroom, listened to Gu Yanzhi's explanation in a daze, and when Gu Yanzhi finished speaking and was about to leave, Da Chu, who had tasted the sweetness, stretched out his hand to hold him.

Under Gu Yanzhi's suspicious gaze, Da Chu lowered his head shyly, and pointed at the bath ball hanging beside him.

"In short, I don't know how to use this."

Thinking back to the tone of the stand-in wives, Da Chu said pretending to be disappointed.

"I'm so stupid, I'm not as smart as he is, after all, can you teach me more?"

The teaching of the bath ball, hehehehehe...

Amidst his fiery expectations, Gu Yanzhi's cold voice came.

"You said this won't work?"

"Hmm."

Before Da Chu finished nodding, he heard Gu Yanzhi say indifferently.

"If you can't use it, don't use it."

Chu Xingfeng: ...?

Wait, wait, this is not the same script as he expected...

Under Da Chu's bewildered gaze, Gu Yanzhi walked to the light screen of the bathroom equipment.

His slender, white fingers jumped and quickly completed the program settings.

"You dragged your clothes for a while, just stand there."

Pointing to Chu Xingfeng's location, Gu Yanzhi said ruthlessly.

"I've already preset all the settings for you, so you don't even have to move your hands."

Ah, the love at this time is so overbearing.

Watching Gu Yanzhi's leaving back, Da Chu stood where he was, thinking sadly.

It's this domineering, always useless where it should be used.

How good it is to use it to snatch him by force, what to do with that broken light screen!

Just when he was secretly feeling sad, in the bathroom, a mechanical arm stretched out and poked him carefully.

"It's time to take a shower, it's time to take a shower."

With a cute mechanical voice, Xiao A said cheerfully.

"The master just set up to ask me to help you wash your clothes for nothing. Take off your clothes quickly."

"Humph!"

Chu Xingfeng covered his clothes with both hands, with a very sad and indignant expression on his face.

Is this the treatment of a substitute wife?

If he doesn't get any respect at home, even the servants can bully him at will!

Not only do you have to look at his body, but you also need to use your hands to help him bathe!

Da Chu choked up in grief and anger, and the bathroom was filled with a sad and sad atmosphere.

Little A had never seen such a battle before, and was shocked by Da Chu, who was a showman.

He operated the mechanical arm and waved it at a loss, then asked cautiously.

"Then what, are you still washing?"

It hasn't even given its master a bath, and it's actually not very willing to give Chu Xingfeng a good bath.

"……wash."

Play for fun, make trouble for trouble, don't joke about taking a bath.

He had a hunch that if he walked out without taking a shower today, he would be able to drive him out of the bedroom by his ear and sleep in the study for a month.

Choking with sorrow, Da Chu closed his eyes and took off his clothes, standing where he was with a sad face.

"bring it on!"

Woo, his innocent body is going to be groped all over by this nasty housekeeper!

The life of a stand-in wife is so involuntary, so helpless and sad!

Little A: Is his procedural reasoning wrong? Why does he always feel weird...

After being held by the mechanical arm for five to ten minutes, Da Chu came out with a spoiled resentment on his face, successfully scaring Gu Yan who was sitting on the bed in a daze.

"what happened to you?"

Gu Yanzhi felt a little guilty.

"Cough, my hand slipped when I set it up, so I gave you 10 more minutes to set it up."

Yes, that's right, he just slipped his hands, not on purpose.

"How is it, are you comfortable in the wash?"

Hearing this, Da Chu gave him a miserable look, his voice full of resentment.

"He touched me up and down, you have never touched me like this, I'm dirty!"

Gu Yanzhi: "...?"

Da Chu clutched his heart, with a sad expression on his face, with a trace of last hope.

"I am no longer innocent, can I get a kiss from you to soothe my wounded little heart?"

Gu Yanzhi: "..."

I played for a long time because of this.

"No, you give me a break."

Woo, this cold-blooded, heartless, domineering and bad man!

After going to bed honestly, Da Chu still didn't give up.

"He just touched my whole body! After all, do you want to touch it back?"

Gu Yanzhi: "..."

Feeling back with a big head, Xiao A is obviously a robot, why does Chu Xingfeng always want to force him to eat inexplicable flying vinegar?

"Do not want to."

Leaving him with an indifferent back, Gu Yanzhi said in a very ruthless and scumbag manner.

"I still have things to do tomorrow, so if you're making a fuss, you can go to sleep in the study."

Woo, ruthless!

Holding his chest heartbroken, Da Chu, who was heartbroken by the behavior of the "scumbag", suddenly became poetic, clicked on the circle of friends, and composed an impromptu song.

But at the moment before publishing, Da Chu silently withdrew his hand that was about to click the publish button, remembering Gu Yanzhi's warning to him about posting news.

Well, it's a pity that no one appreciates such a good poem of his...

Glancing at his circle of friends, looking at the adjutant who just posted a new update 3 minutes ago, Da Chu's eyes suddenly lit up.

[Oh, of course!

Your heart is like a closed window,

No matter how I knock, I can't open it.

Oh no!

Your heart is so heartless,

I longed to swim in heaven with you, but you pushed me down to hell.

Oh no!

[…]

adjutant:? ? ? ? ?

Seeing this long and sad poem, the adjutant game, who was still happily surfing, couldn't care less about playing.

He turned over and sat up abruptly from the bed, his heart tensed up.

[Boss, are you okay?Are you having a conflict with your sister-in-law? ]

Frowning anxiously, the adjutant felt moved a little.

Look, look, what is a brother!

Boss, he encountered a relationship dispute, and didn't even post any updates on Moments, so he came to him directly!

On "Brothers"! !

[woo woo woo right]

Seeing Chu Xingfeng's reply, the adjutant's heart suddenly soured.

Even an iron-blooded man like the boss is so sensitive and humble in front of emotions!

Alas, the word 'love' is really too difficult.

The adjutant shook his head, his fingers dancing quickly.

[Boss, don’t worry, just tell me about the conflict, and I’ll help you figure out a solution together...]

Before he finished typing in the dialog box, the message from the other side was sent first.

[In other words, don't let me take a mandarin duck bath with him! ]

[Bitter wine enters the throat and hurts the heart.jpg]

adjutant:……?

of? ? ?

Mandarin duck bath? ? ? ? ?

At this moment, very suddenly, the adjutant's heart suddenly rose to the vigilance of a single dog.

[Boss, I have something to do, I'll leave first...]

Before he finished typing the news, Chu Xingfeng on the opposite side had already exploded his hand speed, and sent all the events over in a crackling manner.

Looking at the long list that seemed to be complaining, but in fact it was full of news of love, the single dog adjutant chewed the dog food that was forced into his mouth expressionlessly, and silently hardened his fist.

At night, the boss doesn't want to live a happy life with his partner, so why come to him to show off his affection?

The adjutant made a blank face.

He watched helplessly as Chu Xingfeng said a lot on blabla, and after explaining himself, he finally decided to forgive his sweetheart Cheese.

Witnessing the last murderous remark of "Zhizhi finished the shower, let's stop chatting, we are going to sleep", I had a heart attack that couldn't be worse for a while.

Damn!

He forked off the dialogue box expressionlessly, chewing the dog food that smelled sour of love in his mouth, and the adjutant silently shed two transparent tears from the corners of his eyes.

Why did they find him in the middle of the night to show their affection? What did they do wrong as a single dog! !

Killing people, why bother to punish them!

The author has something to say: goose goose goose one more!

The second update is at [-] o'clock tonight. I originally thought about posting it together, but I jio, post it together and click on the next chapter. There must be no comments on this chapter!The next chapter is Xiao Gu's handsome highlight moment!Xiao Bailian's face-slapping crematorium will also follow!

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