The nemesis, he became the object

Xie Lin stood at the door of the toilet. The wind at night was a bit cool, mixed with the indescribable smell of the toilet.Xie Lin touched the studs on his earlobe irritably, feeling that the act of accompanying someone to the toilet was really stupid, and that he agreed to it was even more stupid.

"Are you ready?" Xie Lin glanced at the figure in the toilet from the corner of his eye, and said irritably.

"Here we come." Yu Chu walked out of the toilet, and put his hands on Xie Lin's shoulders naturally. He was still wet, and Xie Lin's neck was wiped with a water stain, which was cool.

Schelling said blankly, "Don't touch me."

The two walked in the corridor, passing several classes.A few sharp-eyed people saw it, they looked shocked and bluffed in their class.

【Fuck. What did I see! !The two big guys go to the toilet together! ! ? ? ? 】

When the two returned to the classroom, a group of people were surrounding Yang Qiheng, listening to him dissect the story.

Yang Qiheng said: "I think I have hinted very clearly, bisexuality, love triangle, at this time you should think about the relationship between the deceased and that woman, and none of you asked me if that woman was the wife of the deceased. The story is, They are a husband and wife relationship, and one party... well, it is the deceased, he cheated, that is the man who cheated..."

"Then the deceased fell deeply in love with that man, who..."

"Wait!" Tang Jing interrupted, "The deceased cheated on that man, and then that man had sex with that woman again??"

Yang Qiheng: "Ah."

Tang Jing: "...the amount of information is a bit large..."

Yang Qiheng: "That's why I said shit!"

Liang Xu: "Nice criticism."

Yang Qiheng continued: "After the deceased fell in love with a man, he wanted a child with a man, but he couldn't have children, so he felt very guilty, and then the deceased accidentally bumped into them...so he was ashamed and angry, and impulsively killed himself. The child of the deceased was killed...Why is the belly of the deceased swollen, that is, he stuffed his child into the stomach, and then the words on the wall read - 'I am pregnant with your child'."

Tang Jing: "..."

Zhou Zijing: "Subway, old man, mobile phone, understand?"

Fu Ming: "What a fucking piece of shit!"

Chen Wei: "What hell thing?"

Schelling: "..."

Xie Lin threw the empty milk tea cup into the trash can, his eyes were a little speechless: "This story is sick."

Yu Chu echoed: "There is no logic and cannot be self-consistent."

Yang Qiheng: "Brother Lin and Yu, you guys are united at this time."

Yu Chu: "Nonsense, when did I not unite with my tablemate! Just now we went to the toilet together!"

Chen Wei: "Why do I feel that Brother Lin doesn't really want to talk to you!"

Yu Chu had an expression of impossibility: "My tablemate is duplicity!"

Schelling: "..." Annoying.

Yang Qiheng said with a hippie smile: "It doesn't matter, just have fun! Don't you guys think this game is very interesting?"

Fu Ming: The game is interesting, and the story is hell. "

They played a few more rounds during the rest of the evening self-study time. Xie Lin was not interested, but was led by Yu Chu with a trumpet for a few rounds.

The results of the monthly exam came out two days later, and the class group was formally established for the first time, but only a few people bubbled up when some notices and homework were sent out, so there were about forty people in the class group. , and there is no chat in full swing in the small group of Schelling.

At this time, the group name of Xiaoqun was changed by Zhou Zijing to "Brother Lin yyds!!!".

Every exam must pass the buff body protection: [I bet a pack of spicy strips, this time I will definitely be the first brother Lin again! ! 】

Kneeling and begging the teacher to be merciful: [That's up to you]

Xie Lin watched their nonsensical nonsense for a while, and there was movement from the chair beside him, and then a shadow fell beside him, Xie Lin raised his eyelids, and it happened that Yu Chu also looked over.

"Brother Lin yyds? What kind of group is this?" Yu Chu said incredulously, with an indescribable expression, and looked at Xie Lin with a magical and complicated look.

So my deskmate is so narcissistic?

"..." Xie Lin knew what he was thinking by looking at his expression, glanced at him indifferently, and said, "Zhou Zijing changed it, don't make up your mind."

Yu Chu said "ah", touched the tip of his nose, and after being quiet for a moment, he came over and said, "My friend, how do you think this exam went?" It's not that Yu Chu has never heard of Xie Lin before, Knowing that this person is not only ruthless in fighting, but also has good grades, he asked this question is actually equivalent to nonsense-but he likes to talk nonsense.

Xie Lin obviously ignored his nonsense: "I don't know, it's better than you anyway."

"..." Yu Chu: "I think I performed well this time."

Xie Lin is bound to talk to death: "Whatever, it's not as good as me anyway."

Yu Chu: "..."

Yu Chu said sadly: "Friend, you can't do this, do you know that your words inadvertently hurt a person's fragile heart..."

"You?" Schelling examined him. "A fragile heart?"

Yu Chu said with an "ah": "Don't judge people by their appearance. Some people's heart and appearance are actually opposite. Don't look at me as a strong group, but in fact I also have a fragile heart..."

"Oh," said Schelling dryly, "I think you look pretty serious."

Yu Chu: "..." I just scolded him for being unscrupulous.

Lin Chaoqun walked in with a pile of answer sheets, and asked the students in the front row to hand out the answer sheets while apologizing, "I'm sorry, I'm in a hurry, I was delayed for a few minutes..."

Xie Lin got his answer sheet, and took out the papers from the table hole and put them together without even looking at them, but Yu Chu took his answer sheet and looked at it carefully for a while.

"what?"

"Looking up at the answer sheet of the Great God."

"..."

Without any suspense, Xie Lin's total score ranked first again. Xie Lin's heart was not disturbed, which surprised him. On the contrary, Yu Chu did well in the exam. , Xie Lin felt that his grades were indeed good.

Holding his answer sheet in both hands, Yu Chu said a few words boastfully. From the corner of his eye, he saw Xie Lin glance at him indifferently, and hurriedly said, "Of course, this is thanks to the help of God Xie Kao!"

Schelling: "..."

Xie Lin didn't bother to talk to him, and looked down at the news in the small group. Zhou Zijing and Liang Xu were blowing rainbow farts crazily.

Xie Lin yawned, intending to squint for a while, the phone screen suddenly lit up, Xie Lin glanced at it, and saw several messages from Aite him.

Every exam must pass the buff body protection: [Brother Lin! !Your Penguin game account actually has CP! ! ! 】

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The author has something to say:

This game was played at a friend's birthday party, there is no logic, just take a look, don't be too serious~