Huang Xiaodou as a Demon

He Zhanshu is definitely an expert in the kitchen. He took cucumbers from the vegetable basket, peeled them with a brush, and chopped jellyfish with a snap. The posture is brushed and brushed.Turning around, he took out a small dish and put it in front of Huang Xiaodou.

Then I went to fish out a piece of braised pork with fat meat from the casserole, chopped it on the chopping board, diced the green pepper, spread out the bread, put the minced green pepper in it, and the roll was the home version of the old Beijing chicken roll.Put it on a plate of yellow beans.

"Eat."

He Zhanshu washed his hands and leaned against the refrigerator, watching Huang Xiaodou gobble it up, he couldn't help but smile.I remembered that when He Zhanyan was a child, he ate his meals so appreciatively.

Huang Xiaodou ate it deliciously, and gave He Zhanshu a thumbs up.

"I never thought you could cook!"

"Zhanyan is picky. She never eats well since she was a child. It is Zhanshu who cooks in different ways that coaxes Zhanyan to eat more."

Aunt Xu was busy cooking, explaining with a smile.

"Everyone is going to make a fuss, and I have to finish it when it's enough."

Huang Xiaodou was a little embarrassed, he really wanted to cook for He Zhanshu, who knew that the idea was good, but the implementation was not so good.Need He Zhanshu to finish and solve the little trouble.

He Zhanyan was still a little angry, but when she heard that her brother was cooking, she flew downstairs like a butterfly.

He Zhanshu didn't eat much, so he ate some small dishes casually. Seeing the two eating big and small, he seemed quite satisfied.

He Zhanyan and Huang Xiaodou are like a competition to see who can eat. I planned to ask Aunt Xu to order more dishes today. Huang Xiaodou is a guest, so please treat him well.But I made pancakes, and I still like to eat them. I just made some side dishes and drank some millet porridge, which is very good.

Two careless little bastards.

He Zhanshu sighed secretly.

Huang Xiaodou is actually okay if he doesn't mess around.

After taking a sip of millet porridge and eating some side dishes, the phone rang.

He Zhanyan immediately went to help her brother get the phone, and looked at the phone number,

"It's your cronies calling you out for a drink again!"

"The little hairy girl is very strict, eat your food!"

"If you don't let me go out, you are not allowed to go out!"

He Zhanshu put a piece of meat in her bowl, eat, gag, don't talk!

"Qingyu?"

"Exhibition book, the moonlight is alluring tonight, come out and make waves!"

He Zhanshu laughed and cursed.

"My sister is on the side. Stop talking nonsense!"

"Oh, my little Yanyan, I miss you Brother Tian. I went abroad to participate in an auction these days, and Brother Tian bought you limited bags! When will you agree to fall in love with me!"

Tian Qingyu raised his voice once.

He Zhanshu didn't wait for Zhanyan to speak, he gave him a mouthful.

"Our eldest princess is something you, a prodigal, can climb up to? Play with me, I won't go."

"Come on, today I brought you a superb male model, with a beautiful face and a good figure, who only cares about clean and beautiful boys. He only loses his kidneys when he is distracted. Your hands are for appraising treasures, not for masturbation. You I've been vegetarian for several years, let's have some meat! Come on, meet me, I'll arrange a blind date for you!"

Tian Qingyu's voice was so loud that Huang Xiaodou heard everything without saying a word.Put the pie back.He stopped laughing and looked at He Zhanshu intently.

He Zhanshu felt that Tian Qingyu's words were a bit inappropriate, and there were two little guys sitting here.

Picking up the phone, he got up and went to the living room.

He Zhanyan saw Huang Xiaodou's face stiffen, and took a piece of meat for him.

"Our family is made of gold, silver, porcelain and jade. We are good at this kind of things. Tian Jia Tian Qingyu is more proficient in calligraphy, painting and ancient books. He is usually a little out of tune, and his mouth is a little bit bad. He and my brother are good friends."

"Those who don't know think he is a pimp. How can such a good man become a matchmaker? He wants to start a second career!"

Huang Xiaodou didn't want to see Tian Qingyu so much, didn't this person interfere?

"It's not Tian Qingyu's fault. My brother came out at 23. It's been ten years. From the beginning to the end, I haven't had a serious boyfriend. My parents don't allow my brother to mess around. The body is important. People outside Who knows if he is sick or not. If he wants to find someone who has the same interests and can accompany each other until the old age, it will definitely not work today. It seems that it will be 34 in the Chinese New Year, and the leftover man is very big. The problem. The ratio of men to women is out of balance. It is easy for men to be single, not to mention that my brother is one of the few people. It is so easy to find someone to settle down. It is not only the opposite sex who is urged to marry Lovers, homosexuals will also be urged to marry.”

He Zhanyan sighed and looked at He Zhanshu on the flower stand.

"Seeing my brother becoming an older gay day by day, I feel anxious for him. You said my brother looks good, has a good figure, and our family is also good, and our family has accepted his sexual orientation, so there is no pressure Ah, why is it so difficult to find someone he likes? In a few years, he will be completely nobody wants!"

He Zhanyan held his chin with a look of pity.

"Knives and guns are put into storage, and chrysanthemums and flowers fall. It's a pity to think about it,"

Huang Xiaodou spat out a mouthful of millet porridge and looked at He Zhanyan in horror. Is this what the girl should say?

"You, you, your brother didn't scold you to death when he heard it! What do you mean, put the sword and gun into the warehouse!"

Huang Xiaodou's face was flushed. This big girl looked gentle, demure and elegant like a flower, but her words were shocking.

"Tch, my brother came out at 23. I was thirteen at that time. That year I first encountered what homosexuality is. Since then I started reading novels to understand this group. At first I felt sorry for my brother. I I was afraid that my brother would be deceived or despised by others, but I later found out that it would be good for my brother not to bully others. Although I regret that he has changed from a handsome guy to an old handsome guy, I summed it up for him. , he will beat the bachelor's life!"

He Zhanyan looked at Huang Xiaodou with a smile.provoking him on purpose.

"My parents urge him every year. He himself said that he was not in a hurry. His buddies helped him out. Tian Qingyu's glib tongue is pretty good. I want to have a male model's sister-in-law. My brother can't go shopping with me in the future. If my male sister-in-law accompanies me, it’s considered a combination of handsome men and beautiful women!”