Huang Xiaodou as a Demon

"Have you adopted a dog?"

"You brought it back, can I drive it out again? Poorly lying on the side of the heater, I don't want to be this villain."

Even with kisses and tenderness, bickering is still inevitable.

"I'm just wondering, I love a dog every day, you two are brothers!"

He Zhanshu put Huang Xiaodou's leg on his knee, pinching his leg without complaint.

"I just said that I have a relationship with dogs. I like kittens and puppies very much, but didn't you say that you don't have time? I dare not raise them."

"Drink too much and drag him in the door! Don't even ask if he agrees!"

"Do you agree?"

"I'll let you ask the dog!"

"I'm asking you!"

"Are you in debt again?"

Huang Xiaodou pouted her mouth forward!

"Smack my mouth like crazy with your tongue!"

Come, come, kiss again, the first time was not enough!The first time you have no experience, the second time you will definitely be deprived of oxygen!

He Zhanshu pressed hard on the acupuncture point on Huang Xiaodou's leg, Huang Xiaodou let out an ouch, and curled up his painful big toe!No longer glib.

Kicked He Zhanshu's knee, bastard, so ungentle, even kissed, gnawed, he won't become a gentle hero!It's not a disadvantage!

Let me tell you, a man who haggles over every detail with his wife, and a man who wins a quarrel with his wife, are basically divorced and single!

Don't say anything else, you can figure it out!

He glanced at He Zhanshu, hum!

"Let me give you a name!"

Huang Xiaodou touched Gouzi's paw, Zhan Zhan?books?

"Red beans, green beans, kidney beans, eyebrow beans, snow peas, can't you just pick one?"

Or sometimes they are really a match made in heaven, and both want to name the dog after each other.When the two of you quarrel, just point at the dog, He Zhanshu, you ungrateful dog!Or, Huang Xiaodou, you heartless dog!

If Gouzi can talk, he probably has to say something, did I provoke you to provoke you?Does bullying a dog have no dog rights?

The two looked at each other and made a decision.

Zhan Douer!

Zhan Douer just became the third member of the family and occupied the living room.

He Zhanshu is the complete yellow flower boudoir, put an end to sex without emotion, in Huang Xiaodou, the air conditioner is broken, the heating is not hot, the toilet is clogged, the bed collapsed, I had a nightmare, all kinds of excuses for refurbishment When strongly requesting to sleep together, he was very serious and lovingly said to Huang Xiaodou, get out!

Food needs to be eaten mouthful, and feelings need to be developed step by step. How can there be a fat man in one mouthful?That's just the cat from Tom and Jerry!

It doesn't matter if you keep your heart and mind, it doesn't matter if you keep a playful attitude, just because he is Huang Xiaodou, and the two families have three generations of friendship, so we must be cautious and not take advantage of others casually.

Before He Zhanshu's business trip, after they kissed each other, they remained separated.

Huang Xiaodou would sing a song every day in front of He Zhanshu's room.

You want, what is the use of this iron rod!

He Zhanshu opened the door and took a feather duster and chased Huang Xiaodou, jumping up and down to the guest bedroom after chasing Huang Xiaodou.I dare not come out again!

Change tracks the next day.

The chrysanthemums are all over the ground, your smile has turned yellow!

He Zhanshu opened the door to Huang Xiaodou and weighed a small pot of prickly pear balls. Huang Xiaodou turned around and ran away, afraid that He Zhanshu would stab his ass with prickly prickly pears!Then he was injured all over the place with chrysanthemums.

Huang Xiaodou's mouth, because He Zhanshu has not followed, is so pouty that it can tie a donkey.

"You have to be obedient at home, you know? You can't run around, and you can't mess around. If you encounter something you can't solve, go to Lao Chen. I will stay at home, Lao Chen."

"Can I go clubbing at the bar?"

"Old Chen will also watch you. If you are too out of line, he will bring you back."

"Then can we sleep together when you come back?"

"Let me take you out to play."

Huang Xiaodou rolled his eyes, dating is much better than sleeping all night and doing nothing.

Nodding his head, it was a compromise.

He Zhanshu touched his face.smiled.Let's be small, he is not suitable for a bitter face, he is most suitable for a silly smile.

"Be obedient. Be good."

Huang Xiaodou hummed.

"Come back early, oh, by the way, I've seen Wu Ding do it. He and my dad know each other. If you meet him over there, don't tell him about our relationship. He will think I'm spying on the military. It’s easy to startle the enemy. If he doesn’t send fakes to the antique shop, you can breathe a sigh of relief. If he has any bad intentions, I can help a little.”

"You are obedient at home and don't mess around, that is the greatest help to me."

"You're boring! Why did I kill me? You despise me so much!"

"No reason, just a competition with the employees in my store to see who eats more, and three or four employees ask for leave. If you have nothing to do, you go to touch Master Chen's stomach, and scare Mr. Chen to run away when he sees you. I’m afraid you’ll insult him. Someone is chasing Zhanyan, and you ran to pretend to be Zhanyan’s boyfriend, and you were almost beaten. Take Zhan Douer to the fight. If you want pornography from He Zhanyan, you will get angry and have tonsil inflammation!”

He Zhanshu raised an eyebrow at Huang Xiaodou, do you want me to tell you?In the past few days, tell me how many things you have caused.

This is still outside, and it will be even more when the door is closed inside. It’s fine to stand at the door every day and sing a song before going to bed. When it snows outside, he just walks back and forth at home wearing a pair of shorts.He joined in the fun and added pepper noodles to the rice bowl, and a sneeze hit him in the face.I bought more than 20 pairs of sexy panties online, and hung them in the bathroom after washing them. He Zhanyan came to find them something to do, and made the girl blush.

Not to mention how much you bought lubricant condoms.Enough to open a store.There was nowhere to put it, so Tian Qingyu tactfully invited him to eat three or four meals of lamb kidneys, cumin lamb kidneys, barbecued kidneys, and lamb kidney soup.You should understand what it means without saying it, let him invigorate the kidney.

Knowing that the two of them only kissed once in the past few days, nothing else unsuitable for children happened.Those who didn't know thought that the two of them were prostitution during the day and rolling at night at home.