Huang Xiaodou as a Demon

His grandfather lived a fairy life, he ate early, went to bed early, woke up early, got up at five o'clock all year round, played Tai Chi and practiced Baguazhang.

Huang Xiaodou is really a little bastard who is smarter than a monkey. Knowing Grandpa He's habits, he called Grandpa He in advance to say good morning.

If He Zhanshu scolded him, he would be backed by Grandpa He, and if He Zhanshu didn't scold him, he would be able to please him too.

He Zhanshu couldn't fall asleep, thinking over and over whether he had fallen into a trap.

Why are you living in the same room in a daze? A few days ago, you said you didn't like Huang Xiaodou, and today you let him hug your waist.Annoying him to death, why subconsciously buy him snacks.

Huang Xiaodou was sharpening his knife, so he just lay down and died?

But haven't you been struggling?

Not struggling enough?

I really wish I could recite the magic spell to make this little monkey obedient.But this kid is lawless.

Sighing, He Zhanshu fell asleep. In his sleep, he dreamed that Huang Xiaodou was giving birth to a heart-rending child on the hospital bed with his big belly pouting. The doctors and nurses kept dragging him into the ward. He smiled, put the baby in front of him, smiled happily, and said, husband, look, I will give you a monkey!

He Zhanshu woke up with a fright, subconsciously hurried to touch his side, but it was okay, there was no monkey.No, it's okay, Huang Xiaodou is a man, and he doesn't know how to have children like the androgynous Atlantic scallop.

Sitting on the bed for a while, He Zhanshu covered his face and laughed out loud, hey, it's been such a good day, I can't complain, I'm speechless and choked up sobbing, I can't laugh or cry.

When He Zhanshu came out of the closet, he also fantasized about his significant other, knowledgeable, gentle, good-natured, although he likes good looks and good body, ordinary ones are just as good, and they live as other couples live.He never thought that his life would be a mess.

Huang Xiaodou can stir him up colorfully, and he never knows what will happen in the next second.

Are you happy about the unknown life?

Thriller and horror coexist.

Self-consolation, fortunately, my heart is good.bear it.I hope that my hair can also stand up, and I won't be bald or prematurely grayed by him.

Seeing that it's getting late, get up, start a cold sweat from having a nightmare, take a shower, wipe your hair and open the door.

As soon as the door was opened, Huang Xiaodou, who was kneeling by the door, was almost stepped on.

Ancestor, where are you from?

"Bean Sprouts are causing you trouble!"

Huang Xiaodou bowed her head meekly and obediently.

From body language to the way he speaks, this kid must have studied Japanese girls last night!No, according to Huang Xiaodou's preference, he read Guo Da's sketches again and again.

"What do you want to do again?"

"Bean Sprouts will definitely take good care of you in the future, send you out respectfully, cook you three meals a day, do laundry and do housework, and don't cause you any trouble."

Looking at He Zhanshu with his face up, it is said that this posture makes his face look small, and he also looks very obedient, so pitiful little Bailian!Is it particularly painful?

"Afraid that I will drive you out?"

"It's freezing cold, please take pity on Mr. He."

"Get up, make me like Huang Shiren."

It was this Xi'er who was stronger, scaring Huang Shiren back every step of the way.

Huang Xiaodou sprouted virtuously and took out a new pair of cotton slippers from one side and placed them in front of He Zhanshu.Then he had to lift He Zhanshu's feet to change his shoes.

He Zhanshu is really not Huang Shiren, how can someone kneel on the ground to change his shoes, He Zhanshu was so embarrassed, he quickly bent down and grabbed Huang Xiaodou's armpit, dragging and pulling him up.

"What kind of young man is pretending to be a daughter-in-law, stand still."

"Then I'll go clean up."

"There are hourly workers coming every day, so you are not needed."

"I want to do some housework."

"No need, there's no housework, as long as you don't mess around."

"Oh. I'm obedient, I don't mess around."

Be good, this is good.

"I'm hungry, so go cook."

Huang Xiaodou switched from a Japanese girl to a landlord and Lao Cai, and sat on the sofa carelessly tearing up beef jerky.

"At noon, you can cook more delicious food. Make a tomato sirloin, steamed sea bass, boiled shrimp, no salt and pepper. I don't want to eat your rice, I want meat pie, you are frying meat pie Come on. That's all, let's do it."

Huang Xiaodou is Huang Shiren, who is confident and confident in ordering others around.

"I owe you?"

"I can do it, but I guess you're calling me a waste of food and being a monster. If you don't believe me, I'll do it for you!"

"Get it!"

He Zhanshu grabbed Huang Xiaodou, who was about to be fine again.He bought this house a few years ago, not to mention how much the interior decoration cost, just this set of furniture costs nearly a million, so don't accidentally order his house.

"I'll go, I'll go, you just need to sit obediently, don't move around and don't come out, I thank you!"

Huang Xiaodou gave He Zhanshu a look, it's not because I don't do it, it's because you are afraid!

It was too late for He Zhanshu to regret, he didn't pick up a poor little boy, he invited an ancestor home.It’s not worth eating, drinking, and entertaining, but also worrying about the ancestors being unhappy.