Huang Xiaodou as a Demon

He dragged Xiaodou Huang who was sleeping soundly in the tent, pinched his nose and cheeks and shook vigorously, opened Huang Xiaodou's eyelids abruptly, and twisted Huang Xiaodou's neck to let him watch the sunrise.

"Daughter-in-law, look at the sun coming out!"

Huang Xiaodou was so sleepy that he staggered, his eyelids weighed a thousand pounds, and they kept closing together. He Zhanshu forced Huang Xiaodou's eyelids with his thumb and index finger, forcing Huang Xiaodou to look.

The morning glow of the grassland is beautiful, and the sunrise is beautiful. You can see the crystal water droplets on the light grass blades, reflecting the colorful light.

The early caterpillars crawled onto the grass leaves, the butterflies shook off the dew and fluttered their wings, the crickets also jumped out of the grass, bouncing around, and the little praying mantis waving a small scythe to suck on the petals With honey sauce.

Everything revived, and the earth was once again full of vitality.

Beautiful, so beautiful!

If Huang Xiaodou could sleep more, the world would be more beautiful!

Reluctantly struggling to finish watching the sunrise, he lay down on He Zhanshu's lap,

"I want to go home."

I miss his big bed, at least the big bed is comfortable, at least I don’t have to have my eyes peeled to watch the sunrise when I sleep at home!

The so-called tourism is to come out to seek guilt.How nice to be at home, right?

This is not the same as what he thinks, he thinks about dark and windy nights, dancing, talking, swearing to the moon, loving you till old age, kissing, taking off, and then like that.

He brought condom lubricant and sexy cheongsam, just to make it a good thing.

But in the end, I mustered up the courage to wear a skirt and fell into the river.I finally teased the person, who felt that the place was inappropriate.

What kind of car competition, what kind of in-depth grassland tour, it's very exciting, isn't there someone else who has a crush on my boyfriend?It's beautiful, but it doesn't let me sleep!

Let's go home, He Zhanshu won't force him to get up for as long as he sleeps at home, even if he stays in bed, he even asks the shop assistant to watch the shop for him.

He Zhanshu thinks it's good, he's been drunk all night, but he's refreshed, and he really wants to take Huang Xiaodou on horseback, or go fishing and herd sheep.

But while eating breakfast, I saw all the tourists from the B&B and the hotel getting on the bus and leaving.

Isn't the owner of the B&B the second uncle of Baoyin?Her second uncle came over a little angrily, and warmly invited He Zhanshu and the others. Today's room is on a big sale, and the room rate is only five hundred yuan, not two or three thousand a night.

This can be regarded as sixty-three percent off.

"I don't know who said it, but we were haunted last night!"

Uncle Baoyin scoffed at the words, but there was nothing he could do.

"A female guest got up in the middle of the night and wanted to watch the night of the grassland. She saw fire lights by the river. She knew that you two lived here and wanted to come over to chat. Who knew that she saw a person in a long white dress lurking here, blinking her eyes. The effort is gone."

Huang Xiaodou was drinking mare's milk again, when she heard this, she squirted.

"The female guest knows that there are two male guests living here. There are no women. Besides, all the female guests live in the hotel, and no one wears a white dress. The most important thing is this woman. See This white-clothed female ghost seems to be dancing the soul-calling dance again. It’s a very weird dance that looks like a shaman dance. It’s similar to dancing a great god. It’s gone, all of a sudden it’s gone.”

Huang Xiaodou coughed like the world was falling apart.He Zhan's face was as usual, and he beat Huang Xiaodou's back calmly.

"I got up early this morning and asked me tremblingly if there were any graves near our side. There must be. I said that in the 70s and [-]s a girl died without getting married and was buried in a river not far away. Bay. All guests have checked out."

Huang Xiaodou shrank back, it had nothing to do with them.It really doesn't matter!

"You two, you live by the river, did you hear anything at night?"

Huang Xiaodou smiled awkwardly and scratched his head. He Zhanshu glanced at the Mongolian man, who had a Mongolian-style dagger pinned to his waist.

He took a sip of milk tea and shook his head.

"I drank too much last night, my boyfriend has been taking care of me, we went to bed early. Don't know anything."

If you beat him to death and refuse to admit it, you will be beaten by others.

Now it's the turn of Baoyin's family to look weird. Could it be, really,,,

"We are leaving too. The business is busy and we have to end the trip early."

He Zhanshu nodded slightly to Baoyin's parents and grandparents, and smiled.

"Thank you family for your hospitality, we are honored to be friends with you."

Touching Baoyin's braid, He Zhanshu signaled Huang Xiaodou to take out a necklace from his backpack. This is a piece of necklace they bought while strolling around the antique street after visiting the local museum. It's not rare, but it's only a hundred years old. .Put Baoyin around his neck.

"Grow up quickly. When you pass the college entrance examination, go to Antique Street to find us. Your uncle and brother will take good care of you. My family also has a sister who is a few years older than you. She will definitely like you."

Learn their Mongolian etiquette, and bid farewell to Baoyin's grandparents and grandparents.

Before he left, he stuffed 3000 yuan into Baoyin's hand. You can't eat and drink for nothing, and it's not easy for others.

Otherwise, they would like to stay for another two days. When it comes to being haunted, it is better for this ghost to leave early.

Huang Xiaodou was very depressed and nestled in the co-pilot, He Zhanshu drove out all morning, Huang Xiaodou didn't say a word.At the rest stop, Huang Xiaodou spoke leisurely.

"Zhanshu, am I really that ugly when I dance? Like a cult worshiping heaven?"

He Zhanshu laughed like crazy.

The female ghost in white is actually not scary, but the shaman's evocation dance is more scary.So scare away all tourists.

It's really not a practice, nor is it a call for souls, he is dancing, he is dancing to hook up with He Zhanshu!

Why!

What a weird development!

This is too far from what you want, and it is very frustrating.

Others are very happy when they go out to play, and they have endless things to say when they come back. Huang Xiaodou is not happy on this self-driving trip. Many things that he did deliberately did not find the expected direction, so he is not very happy.

Returning home depressed, He Zhanshu stroked the hair on the back of his head and kissed him a few times, both comforting and persuading, don't be unhappy, there will be more time to go out and play in the future, don't reject the trip just because this time is not so satisfactory, it's a big deal Let's not travel by car next time, but find a place with a good view to stay for a few days.

Huang Xiaodou lay on the bed and competed with herself, did she choose the wrong one?

He Zhanshu was in good spirits. He returned home, changed his clothes, took a shower, coaxed Huang Xiaodou to eat more, and went downstairs for a run.

I ran around the community. In fact, he really likes the grassland. The kind of openness, wind blowing the grass, seeing cattle and sheep, flowers all over the mountains, and the most important thing is the kind and simple Mongolian people. It will make people feel happy. I will go there next time , Be sure to choose a place with a good view and a big bed room.Running around in the community, I feel that I can't move freely, and I don't have the freedom to have fun in the grassland.

When I was about to run around, I saw Tian Qingyu.

Tian Qingyu had a Band-Aid on his forehead, and while walking and playing with his mobile phone, he almost collided with He Zhanshu.

He Zhanshu stopped running, took two bottles of water and walked around the neighborhood with Tian Qingyu.

"I sold the car."

Tian Qingyu took a sip of the water.

"After I finished running, I sold the off-road vehicle, all the modified cars, and deleted all contact information of the rally team. I enjoyed it, and I will never run this kind of life-threatening rally in my life. Put yourself Quit all bad, dangerous, and outrageous hobbies. Pursue appearance wholeheartedly."

He Zhanshu was a bit hesitant to speak, but in fact, if He Zhanyan was going crazy, he would probably be better than Tian Qingyu. He Zhanyan also liked to run around.What are you talking about cross-country, trotting, if you don’t run on the high speed, the performance will be reduced. When it is dark and there is less traffic, she will run on the high speed and step on the line.

If he really took Zhanyan to run the cross-country rally, he would probably be more daring than Tian Qingyu.

"Zhanyan doesn't think so now."

"It's okay, I can wait. Wait until she has the mind to talk about it."

Tian Qingyu smiled softly when he mentioned Zhanyan.

"I've been waiting for so many years, do I still care about waiting a few more years? In the past, I always felt that Zhanyan was young, and I could play for a few more years. When I found out that she was in love, I was still messing around. No wonder Zhanyan If you don't like me, I will get rid of bad habits and hobbies that don't bring you a sense of security. Just guard her, and when she is willing, I will get what I want."

He held up his phone and showed it to He Zhanshu.

"Doesn't she want to go for further studies? You see, I found some famous jewelry design schools for her. I will print out these materials tomorrow. She will choose and go if she decides."

"If you really want to go, it will take two years."

"I can go and see her, and it's a good thing. She can do whatever she wants. I don't restrict her. She has always been my princess. She just talks to me and smiles at me. Satisfied. I have to enrich myself in the past two years. Instead of playing with cars, I will enroll in a cooking class, or I will learn how to purchase jade, and go to Myanmar to see the jade market. It can help a little. ah."

He Zhanshu patted Tian Qingyu on the shoulder. Selfishly speaking, he hopes that Zhanyan will be carefree for the rest of his life. Even if he doesn't do anything, he can go shopping today and go shopping tomorrow. To prevent her from falling into the relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, trivial life.But it's really good that someone can cherish showing their face so much, treat them like a princess, instead of being restrained by the rules and regulations of modern women.

He doesn't want to show his face to be an accessory of a certain man, or a stepping stone for a certain man to get rid of poverty and become rich, but a certain man's true love.To be respected, loved, and dedicated to love for a lifetime.

The love brought by Jintang is actually frightening. It allows the little princess living in the greenhouse to see the ugly side of human nature.It's not a good thing, but it's a good thing to change the angle.Zhanyan is exceptionally independent and capable this year. She has grown up and become a big girl, so she is very happy.If Tian Qingyu can really give Zhanyan love, it's fine to wait a few more years.

I can't guarantee anything, from the perspective of a buddy, cheer for Tian Qingyu.

"I heard that last time you went to the mountains to collect goods and harvested a lot."

"Yes, I met a lot of good things."

"Are there any leftover pearls from the sea? Calligraphy and paintings of famous people living among the people. Take me with you."

"No, I'm thinking about it for you. I've been looking at it, but there are no famous calligraphy and paintings. Next time I go, I can ask you more."

"When will we go again?"

"Wait for the contact person to call. The place where the digger found it, I received the goods once and the price was not low. It sounds like there will be good goods after a while. I will call again then."

Go home while chatting.

Huang Xiaodou lay on his stomach on the sofa, and Zhan Douer kept licking him. No matter how depressed Huang Xiaodou was, there was nothing he could do, the matter was already like this.Hey, wait until next time. Next time, I will choose a beach and wear triangle swimming trunks to seduce him.

After lying down enough, I got up, went around and decided to wash the clothes. They went out for three or four days, and there was a pile of dirty clothes, and they didn't have time to wash them.Tomorrow He Zhanshu will definitely go back to the store, the housework will be divided, and whoever has time will do it.

After taking a shower, Huang Xiaodou didn't turn over her pajamas, and put on a T-shirt of He Zhanshu's. He Zhanshu usually wears it at home, and it's so loose that Huang Xiaodou's hem went past her buttocks when she put it on.He is two sizes younger than He Zhanshu.

Throw the dirty clothes in the washing machine, one by one, and see that coat.Still damp.

He danced in a white dress, twirled and fell into the river, and He Zhanshu went to look for him afterward, moved, but very annoyed, annoyed that he drank and annoyed that there was no big bed, restrained himself, took off this clothes for him to wear Then He Zhanshu went to the river to calm down.

Huang Xiaodou thought about He Zhanshu at that moment, he really thought about it at that time, he hugged his body tightly, and felt the changes in his body, he thought about it very much, and he was very restrained.At that time, He Zhanshu was very sexy.He frowned and said no, but his body was extremely honest, hard and hot, the muscles on his face were tense as he gritted his teeth, the muscles all over his body were bulging, and he tried his best to restrain himself.

Very handsome, very sexy, just this pampering, enough for him to remember for a lifetime.

He couldn't help holding the coat in his arms, smelling the faint scent of He Zhanshu's perfume left on the coat.

Take a deep breath, um, this is the smell. The smell of the perfume blends with the temperature of his body, making the fragrance even more charming.

Just like He Zhanshu, once you get in touch with him, you like him, and you quickly fall in love with him.

The gentleness wrapped in irritability, the occasional sweetness and tenderness, the little things in daily life.It was so easy to fall in love with him.

He Zhanshu didn't know when he came back. He heard the washing machine beeping, and walked over to tell Huang Xiaodou that you don't need to wash the clothes, but saw Huang Xiaodou hugging his coat, with a smile on his lips, stroking the coat with some nostalgia.

He Zhanshu leaned against the door frame and suddenly felt that Huang Xiaodou was very sexy today.

I have seen Huang Xiaodou's so-called sexy little skirts that can't be taken out. I think they are sexy but more funny.

It doesn’t matter whether it’s a cheongsam that fits like a fart, a long backless dress that hangs down to the feet, a small leather skirt with a plush rabbit tail, or a heavier bondage top, suspenders, and boots. In fact, they are all too formal, too Deliberately, these things are good, but you can't easily tease him.But today, He Zhanshu felt a faint fever in his body, and felt that Huang Xiaodou was really seductive in his T-shirt with bare legs and slippers.He was so teased that he didn't want to restrain himself.

The simplest, most direct, and most touching.

Huang Xiaodou also saw He Zhanshu, her face turned red and her ears warmed up, this kind of action undoubtedly showed her heart to the fullest, yes, I am infatuated with you, I want to hug you even if you are not there, I am infatuated with your person Not to mention I am obsessed with your taste!

He Zhanshu came over and took the coat from his hand, and threw it casually on the ground. Before Huang Xiaodou could tell you not to throw it away, put it in the washing machine, He Zhanshu bent down, hugged Huang Xiaodou's leg, and threw it over his shoulder , the old posture, picked it up, turned around and walked to the bedroom.

He Zhanshu whispered in Huang Xiaodou's ear.

"Tell me if it hurts."

"Don't do it? Still bear it?"

"No!"

He Zhanshu's hand reached in along Huang Xiaodou's clothes, stroked his waist, and his fingertips hooked out the underwear and pulled it down.

"I'll gag your mouth and keep you from shouting!"

He Zhanshu couldn't control himself anymore, and he didn't want to be depressed anymore. After he proposed, Xiaodouzi should get it himself.

Therefore, it is estimated that it is impossible to have a gentle wind and a light rain, but a squally shower will do.After all, he has been an ascetic monk for many years and has been depressed for so long.Sleeping on the same bed, but also resisting the temptation of the little satyr, those desires that were restrained did not disappear, but accumulated, reaching a critical point.

Baby, I promise to make you happy, but you can't beg for mercy!

Huang Xiaodou was lying on the pillow, unable to move his fingers, the only breath left was enough for him to breathe, and his breathing was not smooth, everything in front of him was still in a trance, as if his eyes were swollen from crying too much, those furniture , the lights are all smudged, making it difficult to see clearly.

He Zhanshu was still kissing his shoulders and neck nostalgicly, his body pressed against his body, and the heat scorched his whole body.

As soon as he put his big hand on his waist, Huang Xiaodou couldn't help but tremble slightly. It was the residual feeling that teased his body again, it couldn't work, he would die if it happened again.

"what."

He Zhanshu let out a small protest in a hurry, like a beast that was full, he stretched his body and hugged him, laughing lowly.

"Not coming, ah, good boy, don't be afraid."

Huang Xiaodou was really scared, this beast, he wouldn't let go of the meat.

Suddenly remembered a very inappropriate joke.

A 40-year bachelor said to his wife, I have 40 years of savings for you.

On the second day of the wedding night, the wife leaned against the wall and moved out, cursing, I thought it was 40 years of money!

Now he just feels like this, he has been single for too long, and he has been single for too long. This is how many years of energy have been vented on him.Where are my legs?Did he break it off?

"Okay, okay, baby, it will last forever, I can't bear to break you the first time."

"I think so."

Huang Xiaodou swallowed her saliva, her throat hurt a little, her voice became hoarse, and she gasped three times after saying a word.

"I think it's actually quite good to become a monk."

When He Zhanshu heard this, he got up and took another bite on Huang Xiaodou's buttocks.Come to a symmetrical tooth mark.

"That won't work, I'm going to lock you up quickly."

He Zhanshu remembered something, kissed Huang Xiaodou's hand, stretched his arms to open the bedside table, lost the lubricant and condoms, and took out a small brocade box from inside.

When it was opened, it was a sapphire ring, gorgeous and bright.

Inlaid with a circle of white diamonds and broken diamonds, a pure blue sapphire with a full five carats is surrounded by stars like a moon.

He Zhanshu thought it was a bit funny, others would propose marriage with Rose in a suit and kneel down on one knee, but his proposal was actually two people meeting each other on the big bed.I still want to wipe it off after eating it. If this encounters a hypocrite, I will definitely think about it. Is it because I want to be responsible when I sleep?Not because of love?

But still took Huang Xiaodou's left hand.

"Daughter-in-law, let's get married."

Huang Xiaodou wanted to laugh, but also felt touched, or that his wish had come true!

"Hurry up and put it on for me! You can't go back on your word!"

He Zhanshu also laughed, and he liked Huang Xiaodou's directness.

Pushing up his left ring finger, put the ring on Huang Xiaodou, then bowed his head and kissed his finger.

"I love you!"

The size was absolutely right, he had measured Huang Xiaodou's finger, and he bought this ring from an auction house for Huang Xiaodou.

If Huang Xiaodou was not in a hurry to come back, he was going to ride a horse and take Huang Xiaodou to a hillside full of flowers, and kneel down on one knee to propose marriage.

It's not too late, one day later, he still put the ring on his hand.

Huang Xiaodou struggled and turned around and hugged his neck. After chasing him for half a year, she tried all kinds of tricks and had a crush on him for many years. Finally, he was her own!

"I'll be nice to you."

Huang Xiaodou murmured, "I will treat you well, and I will never bully you or cause trouble for you."I will love you and love you, and I will accompany you until you grow old. You are 80 years old, and I am only 72 years old. I can still push you for a walk, and I can still read newspapers to you.I will be good and listen to you very much.

He Zhanshu tilted his head and kissed his ear.

"It's fine with you."

You don't need to change it, and you don't need to use too much force. It's fine just like this.

Huang Xiaodou laughed out loud, not to dislike herself for being smart and funny, that is the greatest love and tolerance.

He Zhanshu also laughed.Touching Huang Xiaodou's face, he didn't know who would take the initiative first, or he couldn't control it, so He Zhanshu kissed her.

Some things don't need to be intentional, they happen naturally.

"Come on, to commemorate our becoming fiancée-to-be, let's do it again."

As he said that, he was about to lift the quilt on Huang Xiaodou's body, let's do it again, the identity is different, and the name is more worthy of the name.

Huang Xiaodou quickly covered his butt with his hands, as long as he could move a little, he would definitely run away.

"Can I not marry you now?"

"The rings are all taken away, how dare you say you won't marry? When the time comes to snatch the marriage, I'll snatch you home too!"

"But, but you can't make me a one-off, what should I do if it leaks and is scrapped?"

He Zhanshu laughed out loud, and he liked Huang Xiaodou's talk.

"Well, let's talk about it tomorrow. Be good, go to bed, don't think about this kind of thing, go to bed early to save your energy, and come back tomorrow."

Huang Xiaodou wanted to cry and wipe away her tears.Who says marriage is good?Who said that life in the bridal chamber is a small entrance examination, isn't this the torture of the Eighteenth National Congress of the Qing Dynasty?

Sadly, I don't even think about getting out of bed this week. He is just a machine that has been dismantled and reassembled, and the joints belong to others.

cool?Cool!

Does it hurt?If I had known it would be such a pain, I would have done my best to flirt with it.Digging holes and jumping by yourself, in the final analysis, it's just two words, you deserve it!

He Qi wondered, didn't it mean that the two of them traveled home by car?Why didn't He Zhanshu come to work? He called He Zhanshu. He Zhanshu said that Huang Xiaodou was not feeling well and had a cold. He took care of Xiaodou at home for two days.

He Qi turned around and said to the old woman, Xiaodou's body is still weak, so let's not eat the Korean ginseng that was photographed in the book exhibition, we are in good health, let's send the Korean ginseng to Xiaodou.

I have been traveling by car for three or four days, but I am not comfortable at home.

With the curtains drawn and the door closed, He Zhanshu went out once a day to buy the ingredients for the day, then closed the door, hugged Xiaodou, talked, slept, and took care of Xiaodou.

On the second day, Huang Xiaodou was domineering, pinching his legs and waist, and asked He Zhanshu to prepare delicious food for him on the third day.On the fourth day, He Zhanshu pressed Xiaodou on the sofa again and ate it clean.

Traveling by car and resting at home, there was a full week without work or seeing anyone, just the two of them.Hugging and kissing and holding hands, hugging and dancing to the music, washing dishes as Siamese twins, and sleeping in his arms.

I really don't want to go to the store, I just want to lie in his arms.

But to make money, He Zhanshu gave him a big ring. When he got married, he also wanted to give He Zhanshu a ring. It couldn't have such a large carat weight, why should there be a platinum ring?

He Zhanshu is also a bit clingy, even if he is the opposite door, he quickly checked the accounts for this week, looked at the goods received, the inventory, and chatted with the old masters before, but now he can't wait to go to the opposite door even if he just sits there with his chin in his hand. Huang Xiaodou also felt comfortable.

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