Huang Xiaodou as a Demon

He has never been in the spotlight before. He Zhanshu's heart and his people are all in him!

Let's put it this way, he's so smart that no one beats him!

I want to drink juice, so my mother bought it for him.He took a sip, and felt hypocritical, saying that it was not as good as the freshly squeezed juice that He Zhanshu gave him, because the juice that He Zhanshu squeezed tasted like love!

His mother crushed the drink bottle, and He Zhanshu squeezed another cup for him, and fed him gulpful.

Just doing this, I didn't get scolded, hahaha!

It's really a pity, if he can give birth, he is probably the emperor of the whole family!

"You don't need to pinch my legs. When your brother comes back, let him pinch my legs."

"Then it hurts? I'll give you a pinch. My brother is still pinching when I come back."

"Stupid girl. This is called acting like a baby!"

Huang Xiaodou became a confidant brother, and taught He Zhanyan crooked ways.

"This woman, you have to learn to act like a baby, don't act like a baby too obviously, it's not good to be coy. If you want to act like a baby naturally, you can split a big vat with your bare hands, and you have to pretend that you can't unscrew the bottle cap. Men should also I know how to be coquettish, especially when dealing with your brother, he is machismo, sometimes he is very straight, so I can't confront him head-on, I have to use softness to overcome rigidity, I have to learn to be coquettish, isn't he thinking about me?"

He Zhanyan seemed to understand but half understood.

"Oh, that's why, you play well with me, it doesn't hurt, it doesn't hurt, as soon as my brother walks in, you cry and cry, why miss him so much, you can't eat or sleep because of him Do you feel pain everywhere?"

"I cried for him. I made him feel sorry for me. Do you know how difficult it is for me to pretend to cry? There are no tears, and I dare not use my fingers to wipe saliva under my eyes, so I have to use a wet tissue!"

So why do you put wet wipes where you can get them, and you know why.

At that time, I took out a wet tissue, pretended to cry, and squeezed the tissue hard, wouldn't there be water droplets?That is, the tears are not salty, but have a little aroma.

He Zhanyan gave Huang Xiaodou a thumbs-up, you have so many crooked ways, but fortunately these crooked ways have tied my brother to death.

"Call your brother and ask when he's coming."

He Zhanyan called He Zhanshu obediently.

"There's still half an hour left. I'll buy him something to eat. Ask my wife if she eats red bean egg tarts."

Huang Xiaodou heard it, and quickly typed a string of words on his mobile phone.Show it to He Zhanyan.

He Zhanyan said to Zi'er.

"My brother Douzi said, he doesn't eat egg tarts, he misses you, does he, his head hurts?"

He Zhanyan covered the phone port and mouthed Huang Xiaodou. Is it a typo? What is a headache?Does your hair still have nerves?Why don't you say that your leg hair hurts thinking about him?

"My whole body, my whole body hurts!"

This girl is so stupid, why can't she go along with it.

"Oh, my whole body hurts. You bring a few more egg tarts, show off your face, oh, I'll eat it, I'll eat it, twenty!"

He Zhanyan stared at Huang Xiaodou, do you think I have a bottomless stomach like you?

He Zhanshu laughed, knowing that Huang Xiaodou was directing He Zhanyan.

If He Zhanyan could eat twenty egg tarts at a time, this girl would have already become a doormat!

Wanting to eat, greedy, pretending to be Lin Daiyu, eating secretly behind her back.

Little work!

It's so cute!

I am not afraid that he will eat it, but I am afraid that he will not eat it!If you eat it, it won't hurt!

Huang Xiaodou directed He Zhanyan to quickly tidy up the ward, took away the melon seed skins and pistachio shells, and when your brother came later, you told your brother, I didn’t drink any water, I didn’t eat anything, what are you doing? up?Just enduring the pain wholeheartedly, thinking of him.

He Zhanyan twisted his nose, didn't he eat?Who will reimburse the two catties of pistachios?There are melon seeds under your body, how much have you eaten?

Seeing He Zhanshu enter the door, Huang Xiaodou quickly grabbed a wet tissue and got ready!

He Zhanshu touched his face.

"It smells good."

Huang Xiaodou spoke pitifully in a slightly panting voice.

"I took it myself."

Just like a girl taking a picture of cucumber water, when she takes a picture of herself, her complexion is rosy, do you believe it?

"The exhibition book is here, let's go back."

Aunt He wanted to create a two-person world for the two of them, and Dad and Mom were also in the hospital these days, so they probably didn't have a chance to talk properly.

"His aunt, you husband and wife have been tossing in the hospital for so long, just leave it alone and go home. Our sisters haven't finished talking, let's go home. Exhibition book, Xiaodou is in your hands, take care of her better."

"Alright. Let Zhanyan take his uncles and aunts to our place, our place is spacious."

"Your space is not as spacious as at home, we have to talk by candlelight at night."

Aunt He and Sister He dragged Mama Dou outside.

"His aunt, I got a piece of good material during the Chinese New Year, and the two of us made new clothes. You must also like that material. It's maroon. Let's make a cheongsam each."

As he spoke, he went outside and patted Mama Dou's hand.

"We'll wear it when the two kids get married. It's absolutely beautiful."

Mama Bean was a little embarrassed.

"Xiaodou is really causing you trouble."

"I don't like to hear those words, Xiaodou is so good, I like this child since I watched him grow up."

He Zhanshu sent these two off at the back, did the mother-in-law help them discuss their marriage?The speed is so fast, the wedding dress is about to start.

Pull over the face.

"I'm not at home, you help me take care of this old couple, and I will change the car for you later."

He Zhanyan nodded vigorously.

"Imported Volvo, you should know about it. I like that one. By the way, my sister-in-law ate two catties of pistachios today. Tell him to drink more water so he doesn't get angry."

After he left, Aunt He and Mama Dou really discussed the name of the child they had.

He Zhanshu sent them all the way to the elevator, and they were rushed back.

Pushing open the door of the hospital bed, Huang Xiaodou was lying on the bed with a big belly.

He Zhanshu subconsciously looked at this floor, isn't this the advanced orthopedic ward?When did it become obstetrics and gynecology?

Huang Xiaodou touched her belly, and the big belly seemed to give birth tomorrow.He looked at He Zhanshu with a happy face.

"Honey, do you like boys or girls?"

He Zhanshu sighed slightly in his heart, I like him as a master!

Self-comfort, what else do you want to do.He is sick and injured, so don't mess with him.

"As long as you are born, I like it."

Sitting on the edge of the bed, a corner of the pillow was exposed where it hadn't been hidden.

"I'll take it out to see if it's a man or a woman."

He stretched out his hand to unbutton Huang Xiaodou's clothes, he was really noisy, he knew not to move around, and even stuffed the pillow in his stomach, so he was not afraid of pulling his waist.

"My husband is really talented. Not only can he sell antiques, but he can also give birth by Caesarean section. Take it easy, don't tear off the child's legs!"

He Zhanshu simply and rudely pulled out the pillow, Huang Xiaodou urged.

"Ripped off regeneration. Lie down and don't move."

The pillows were all crushed, and they were brought from home, so that Huang Xiaodou could lean on her back when she was lying on her side, without hurting her back.

Patted and put it on the sofa aside.

Huang Xiaodou was feeling sad, and squeezed the wet tissue in her hand, squeezed out the water, and dripped it on her face.

"How did postpartum depression come about, that's how it came about, desperately trying to have a baby, my husband only looked at the baby and not me, and didn't ask me if it hurts, my waist, my legs, my body, just There is nothing that does not hurt. My husband does not love me, I am in so much pain, my heart is broken!"

"Red bean egg tart, yellow peach egg tart, which one do you want?"

He Zhanshu ignored Huang Xiaodou, flipping through the bag to get things out.

"My heart, pull out the cold,,, it smells so good!"

To continue the performance, He Zhanshu took out the egg tarts, the freshly baked egg tarts are very delicious!Huang Xiaodou was so fascinated that he lost his energy in an instant.He stared at the egg tart in He Zhanshu's hand with golden eyes.

He Zhanshu took out another cup of hot milk tea and shook it in his hand.

"Honey, what are you going to say?"

"Zhanshu, I love you very much. You are the best, gentlest and most romantic man in the world. I can get your love because our ancestors have done good deeds for eighteen generations!"

Huang Xiaodou, a foodie, doesn't have a single truth in his mouth. For food, he has [-] sweet words.

He Zhanshu laughed out loud, walked over and put his face to Huang Xiaodou's mouth, Huang Xiaodou raised his head and kissed him hard on the face, the kiss was loud!

"Hey, I am also lucky to meet you!"

He Zhanshu's love words are not hidden.

Huang Xiaodou blushed, this time for real.He liked He Zhanshu even more.

With affection in his eyes, He Zhanshu smiled and kissed his forehead, nose and lips.

"Baby, I'll eat these things later. I made pork rib porridge for you. You have to eat porridge before you can eat these dim sum."

what?

Huang Xiaodou realized that it was telling him to eat more!

If he eats a lot of snacks, he won't be so interested in dinner, eat up all twenty egg tarts, how great!

"I went back to the mansion and cooked the pork ribs soup, which made Aunt Xu watch the fire. The porridge made with bone soup tastes good after finishing work. The doctor told you to supplement calcium and eat less messy things. Calcium-enriched food."

He Zhanshu is very busy this day. Except for the hospital, he went to the vegetable market. He bought pork ribs, pigeon and black-bone chicken. When he got home, he made soup, put some herbal ginseng, red dates and goji berries, boiled it for four or five hours, and then cooked it with this soup. Porridge.Come to the hospital while it's hot.

"Let me eat some egg tarts."

How can a bland porridge taste as good as an egg tart?

"Good, be obedient."

The spoon was brought to his mouth, so Huang Xiaodou had to open his mouth to eat.

Eat more, eat all the porridge in this thermos, and your body will get better soon.

Huang Xiaodou thought he could eat up twenty egg tarts in one go. After eating the porridge, he only ate two. It's a pity that he didn't finish it. Before going to bed tonight, he must eat up the rest!

The doctor said that it is possible to lie on the side slowly, but slowly, the patient should not use force, and He Zhanshu is on one side to support and hug him.

Slowly get him to lie on his side, put a pillow on him, and wipe his legs with a wet towel.You can also tap on the lower legs, but not above the knees. I am afraid that the taps will vibrate the lumbar spine. They are all massaged down and down to increase blood circulation in the legs.

"How embarrassing!"

Huang Xiaodou covered her face, her face flushed with embarrassment.

"You are my daughter-in-law, I shouldn't take care of you."

So what are you sorry about, taking care of your wife is the duty of every man!

"I'm not talking about that, I'm saying, it's embarrassing for you to see my ass in this situation!"

Huang Xiaodou pointed to his butt.

"When I was lying on the bed, I felt that my butt was flat, and it didn't turn up. It doesn't matter if I don't have long legs. It's okay if I don't have abdominal muscles, and I don't have a raised butt. I'm so sorry. What's the point, if you want to see my butt It should be, at that time, but now you can only watch and can't do anything, as your fiancé, I'm really embarrassed!"

Huang Xiaodou poked He Zhanshu's arm.

"Be patient, it will be fine in three or four months. At that time, you can say whether it is an old man pushing a cart or a missionary, it is up to you! Or I will go to practice split horses, click once, and the legs will reach the head. How about it?"

He Zhanshu almost lost his temper.Why!

If it wasn't for fear of shaking his lumbar spine with a slap, I really wanted to slap his butt swollen.

There is also a way, hold down Huang Xiaodou, and take a bite on his thigh!

Huang Xiaodou screamed in pain, and just about to move, He Zhanshu had the foresight to hold him still.

The first bite was on the meaty part of the outer thigh above the knee, and after a curse, the second bite was on Huang Xiaodou's buttocks.

"ah!"

Huang Xiaodou really blushed now, and her ears were red.

He tore off the collar button of Huang Xiaodou's hospital gown, and bit him on the shoulder.

The fourth bite took his earlobe.

"Are you still teasing me? Don't care about your body? Are you still teasing me mentally?"

The breath blew on his earlobe and neck, Huang Xiaodou became more honest, and stopped flirting a few times, and hummed honestly.

"I'm not afraid of you, I can't help it."

Like a mosquito humming, his face was red.

He Zhanshu half embraced him from behind, with his lips pressed against his cheek, whispering in whispers.

Hot breath, hot body, Huang Xiaodou's mind is hot.

"I owe you a beating, I'll beat you up when you get better. Slap you!"

As she spoke, she beat him up, and still kissed him on the earlobe.

"Oh, can you just leave two words?"

"what?"

Wei Wei raised her head and asked Huang Xiaodou.

Huang Xiaodouke shyly glanced at He Zhanshu.

"Stay, papa?"

Papa, papa clapping for love!

"You don't have to bear it anymore when I'm in good health! You can do whatever you want!"

You can do whatever you want!Why beat him so loudly, why not change something.

He Zhanshu laughed out loud, and pinched his nose hard.

"What are you thinking about in your head every day!"

She flirts all day long, acting in different ways, obviously a little virgin who is not good at kissing, but his mouth is full of yellow accents.

Even if he was lying on the hospital bed, he couldn't stop his nonsense!

He has no legs, he has a mouth, he dares to say anything.

For Xiao Zuobui, even if he is dead, he is also willing to die.So, illness can't stop him from doing it.

It is only because of illness that I have to do it.

You won't get beaten because you're sick.When you are not sick, you will be beaten if you act foolishly.

Take advantage of the right time and place to do it!

Mama Dou and Aunt He are studying the old almanac at home, and they can’t rush to get married after three months. Marriage is very tiring. Xiaodou’s body has not fully recovered and he can’t be tired. Then in half a year, it will be autumn. What a disaster. .Can I get married this year?How about the Gregorian New Year?

It's better to find a matchmaker. At the beginning, it was said that Tian Qingyu was playing the wrong game, but when the time comes, let Tian Qingyu be the matchmaker.

While Huang Xiaodou was enjoying He Zhanshu's foot pinching and leg pinching service, the two mothers had already started to choose a date,

Dazhong called He Zhanshu in the middle of the night.

He Zhanshu sat up in a jerk, didn't talk to the phone first, but patted Huang Xiaodou, and finally fell asleep. Before going to sleep, he suffered from pain and endured it for more than an hour.

"Hello, Dazhong."

"Mr. He, there is news from the criminal police of our city bureau that they have sent people to Mangshan to arrest him across provinces."

"You follow along and see how they are arrested. See who has been arrested. Wu Dingqian and Wu Dingkun returned their You Gezhuang, who has been arrested!"

"Ok."

Dazhong put down the phone and hurried over.

He Zhanshu got up, took his mobile phone to go out to make a call, and saw Huang Xiaodou woke up.

"Am I yelling at you?"

"No more thirst."

He Zhanshu took the water glass, a glass of water for Huang Xiaodou.

"You go to grandpa and dad, and take this opportunity to check the museum over there."

"I'll just make a phone call."

"Go, I'm going to sleep right now. What are you doing with me, go, go early and come back early. Bring me soy milk in the morning, I want sweet soy milk!"

He Zhanshu knew that this was a good opportunity, but he couldn't let Huang Xiaodou go.

Huang Xiaodou pushed him.

"I'm so sleepy, I'll sleep right away, you go quickly."

"Be obedient and don't move, I'll go and come back quickly,"

"kindness!"

He Zhanshu went back to the mansion to look for his grandfather. It would be easier for Mr. Huang to be here. The father of the deputy director of the Provincial Cultural Bureau once went to the cowshed with Mr. Huang. With this friendship, I hope that the Provincial Cultural Bureau can urge Mangshan to thoroughly Check out all of the museum's collections.

He Zhanshu always felt that there were discrepancies in Wu Dingbang's confession. It was obviously not a year since he made such a big move. As the curator of the museum, Wu Dingqian didn't know?And the second brother Wu Dingkun, who they never showed up, who works as the deputy bureau of the county police station, don't you know?

There is also Yugezhuang Village, this village is also full of evil spirits.

This thing really can't bear to think about it.

I don't know if it's a little noisy today, or it hurts when I lie on my side. Huang Xiaodou is not so comfortable after dinner.

Before going to bed, the doctor made the last round of the room. He did a simple examination, checked the wound, and also checked the medicine. He added a little more painkiller, but it was uncomfortable to lie down tonight.

He Zhanshu is also tired every day, Huang Xiaodou does it all the time, but he also does it according to the occasion.I can bear it, I can bear it.I closed my eyes and endured the occasional dull pain in my chest. When my legs and toes were a little sore, I moved my toes a little.Controlling his breathing, he made He Zhanshu think that he was asleep, so he could take a rest.

Feeling a little sleepy just now, the mobile phone woke him up, and without delaying He Zhanshu's affairs, He Zhanshu left in a hurry.

Huang Xiaodou continued to feel drowsy, and after half an hour, Aunt He came.

When the door rattled, Huang Xiaodou thought that He Zhanshu was back, and turned to look at Aunt He.

"Why haven't you slept yet?"

Aunt He asked in a low voice.

"Does it hurt? Zhan Shu said that you felt uncomfortable before going to bed. Do you still feel pain?"

"Auntie, why are you here so late?"

It's almost twelve o'clock, most of the night.

"Don't worry about Zhanshu."

Aunt He fiddled with Xiaodou's quilt.

"Wake me up when I get home, and let me come and stay with you. Zhanyan is asleep, and it's not safe for a girl to come here in the middle of the night. Your uncle, your father, and your grandfather are talking about something, so I came over. Do you want to eat something?"

Open a thermos bucket that you brought, and enjoy the fragrant bone broth.