Huang Xiaodou as a Demon

There is no need to worry about the fact that the museum hid the antique shop. Only by finding the two suspects who were selling antiques can a breakthrough be opened.

Mr. He, He Qi, and his son went to the director of the Shanshan City Cultural Bureau. Using the excuse of promoting cultural exchanges between the two provinces and cities and sharing antiques, they tried to get the director of the Shanshi Cultural Bureau to contact the city where Mangshan belongs to establish a large-scale The antique exchange meeting in the two cities allows Tibetan friends in the two places to share the prosperity.Officials can only do this, after all, it is not their own territory, and interpersonal relationships cannot be involved there.

Master Sun and the deputy captain sent by He Zhanshu also came back and took photos.

It is very certain that these three antiques, a cowpea red bowl, pastel bowl, and yellow glazed porcelain bowl, are all well placed in the Mangshan County Museum. On the yellow-glazed porcelain bowl, the small white spots the size of needlepoints were gone.Judging from their decades of experience in this industry, the three antiques in the museum are extremely glossy.

It just doesn't have the heavy feeling of real antiques, the atmosphere brought by the uniform glaze color, it feels too bright and floating.

But these are all feelings. If you don’t get used to it, even if you suspect it, the sixth sense strongly indicates that this is fake, and there is still no evidence.

No one judges whether something is true or not based on a sixth sense.

Moreover, the county museum has banned taking pictures, and in order to protect cultural relics, some flash lights are banned.

This is a very good protection for cultural relics. It is best not to use flash lights when you go to museums to see paintings, or go to caves in scenic spots to see carved murals and statues. This is a kind of damage to cultural relics.

The county museum has never taken this measure. Is this measure taken at this time with ulterior motives?

Huang Xiaodou can see that He Zhanshu is not in a good mood these two days. Anyone who has been tricked out of so much money is probably like this. The key is that he is at a loss. Can he feel better?

Huang Xiaodou used the materials at hand to make a palm-sized jade lotus. It was white, and he was dexterous. After burning and bending a few pieces of white opaque hard plastic, it became a petal, and after sticking it with glue, it became a lotus with a thousand petals. .Also painted yellow with small buttons to make the heart of the lotus.

Turning around and kneeling on one knee, he held this plastic lotus affectionately.

"I am a lotus flower in front of the Buddha

When I came to the world, I was misunderstood by the world.

I am not a Buddha who saves all living beings.

I'm here to find the love of my life, and talk to her about a romantic love.

Dependent arising is gone, conditioned birth is empty

My young man has more aphasia than dreams.

I traveled deep to search for the fragrance and tranquility of the lotus, and accidentally found the one I love the most,

She said to me: "You are my lotus.""

Huang Xiaodou glanced at the palms that were raised high, and continued to confide in love words.

"At this time, here,

In the City of Sunlight, in the Red Sun Mountain, in the temple of Avalokitesvara,

I am Huang Xiaodou! "

He Zhanshu snorted and took a look at Huang Xiaodou's raised hand. As expected, there were cheat sheets in his hands.

Why did he recite a poem and bring up Tsangyang Gyatso? He just took the opportunity to be mischievous.

"Where did the living Buddha go?"

"in my heart!"

Huang Xiaodou stared at He Zhanshu tenderly.

"My love, you are the sacred Buddha in my heart. I worship you so much, respect you, love you, and dedicate my life to you, ah! My love! My exhibition book!"

It's called goosebumps, but it's called a passion.

"Shave and become a little monk."

"Hate it, it's so heavy."

"The little monk must first abstain from pornography."

"Ya Die, brother, I haven't even eaten a bite of Bodhisattva meat, so you tell me to quit sex, then the two of us can only engage in Plato."

"Naughty, you are the only one who has a lot of crooked ways."

Some depressed thoughts were not so depressed after Huang Xiaodou made such a fuss.

Playing with the lotus in his hand, he tapped Huang Xiaodou's nose.

"I'm making two, I'll put them in a vase."

Huang Xiaodou was lying on his lap, blinking her eyes and pretending to be cute.

"Honey, don't be so depressed, you are not handsome anymore."

"I'm trying to figure out how to find out the mastermind behind the scenes. You can take a loss, but you can't be so aggrieved. He cheated of my money, and I want him to go to jail."

"How about the discussion with grandpa?"

"Wait for the other party to reply."

"Oh, anyway, I have to wait for the other party to reply, and it's not something that can be solved in a hurry. Take me out to play."

He Zhanshu saw so many finished and semi-finished products on his console, does Huang Xiaodou have time?

The last time I was in the mansion, I had this idea to go out, but Huang Xiaodou's handicrafts were not finished, and he also had something on his mind.

Huang Xiaodou took the initiative to ask for it, and He Zhanshu knew that he had been neglected recently, so he bent over and approached him.

"Where to go?"

"If you don't go far, go to the next city. There is a Mazu Temple over there. Let's step on the villain."

He Zhanshu wanted to laugh when he heard his words, didn't Mazu bless the fishing boats going out to sea?How can you help them trample on villains again?

"Looking for pancakes again?"

Huang Xiaodou smiled, really, the pancakes over there are really delicious.It's still very big. Eat a pancake and have a bowl of haggis soup. It's comfortable.

The last time I took him there, Huang Xiaodou went straight to the food street, ate from one end to the other, and came back.

Is it still the old way this time?

"How can you think of me like this? Let's go to the cultural ancient street to worship Mazu first, and then go to the Ferris wheel. We will go to the food street at night!"

Huang Xiaodou is definitely not a foodie trip this time, the main task this time is really to step on villains.Step on the villain, give a bow, and everything will be smooth in the future.Let's have something delicious by the way.

"As far as I know, the cultural ancient street is only 10 minutes away from the food festival."

"Please, please!"

Huang Xiaodou shook He Zhanshu's knee, please, please.

"Okay, okay, go."

"It's only romantic to do a Ferris wheel at night, so we'll just stay there for one night."

"Because the food street lasts until after twelve o'clock in the middle of the night. You can have another supper after dinner."

"Speak nonsense to tell the truth."

He gave He Zhanshu a slap, and immediately went to pack his things.

Going out to play, but also to book a hotel.

He Zhanshu didn't need to book the hotel, he would book the hotel himself.

After browsing thousands of hotels in the next city, I chose the most satisfactory love hotel, and also chose a room for the wedding night. bed.There is also a cute little apron with big red embroidered lotus and mandarin ducks, just thinking about it makes me excited!

Pidianpidian started the second pancake again, no, the second short trip to relax.

Huang Xiaodou manages the house well, and he brings his own eggs when he goes out to play.Raw eggs were not boiled, let alone tea eggs, so I took three or four raw eggs.Still cautious.

He Zhanshu didn't know what this brat was going to do, so he just took it, listening to Guo Degang's stand-up comedian Ji Gongzhuan, and driving happily without getting tired.

What are you talking about, I will go to listen to Guo Degang tonight, and I want to sign with Xiao Yueyue.Shout out to Xiaoyueyue the male god!So excited!

They left not too late, and the speed was fast. When they arrived, it was only after nine o'clock in the morning. The pancake stand on the side of the road was not closed yet. Huang Xiaodou's raw eggs had a place to play. Holding two raw eggs in one hand, they went to line up Waiting for pancakes.

He Zhanshu can't laugh or cry, Huang Xiaodou always has unexpected cuteness, which makes people laugh suddenly.

The two of them ate pancakes and drank soy milk, and they were quite comfortable.Since you are here to play, don’t bring out all your bad moods, you should forget about those bad things.

There are not many people in Wenhua Street, and they stop and go. They enter a store and visit an old store. They see lifelike clay figurines and colorful New Year pictures. Huang Xiaodou looks at a naive The little bald-headed clay figurine stared at it for a long time. This one is very delicate, and the workmanship is very good. The key is that the head can move, nodding and shaking, and the mouth is grinning, as if nodding to you with a smile.

"I'll make you one later."

Huang Xiaodou pointed at the clay figurine.

"The principle is very simple, and the color is easy to choose. I can make you eighteen little arhats. Put it in your car."

Handicrafts are not a problem, he can do them, and the cost is still very low, so there is no need to envy such tourist attractions.

"Isn't that the Mazu Temple? Want to go in?"

"I'm definitely going in."

"That's fine."

He Zhanshu checked the time, went to eat after worshiping Mazu, and went to the nearby antique street in the afternoon.

"There is an antique market outside this cultural ancient street. Let's go there and have a look. The market opens on [-], which happens to be Wednesday."

The Mazu Temple is not big, and the incense is not very prosperous, but there are many gods from all walks of life, and the God of Wealth is left and right, and the courtyard is neat and beautiful.There are few people.Even those who came here to play at noon all went out to eat.

Huang Xiaodou is very devout, left and right the God of Wealth, he knelt under the God of Wealth, muttering words.

"Bless my boyfriend, He Zhanshu, to make a lot of money. He just broke his fortune, and he broke a lot of money. I think he is out of trouble. If he is not willing to part with the money, he will be in jail. He broke his fortune. He is safe. But he was framed by someone, bless He Zhanshu, get rich, make a lot of money, give me all the money, and let him marry me years ago!"

He Zhanshu paid several obeisances, held back his laughter, went out and stuffed money in the merit box, and then heard Huang Xiaodou continue to talk about the God of Wealth as a bosom brother.

"If you give up, you will get something. Since you have given up so much, you should let him earn back ten times or eight times. My boyfriend is not easy. He was handsome before. Either he is not handsome now, or he looks sad. , so that I dare not speak loudly, I am afraid that he will be unhappy. Don’t I love him? I want to make him happy, God of Wealth, please bless him to make more money, and I will give you a big one this time next year Pig head, can’t you? Oh, buy twenty catties of good snacks and bring you good fruits, please, help me!”

Bang Bang Bang kowtowed, and then went to the opposite Wen Caishen to continue chatting.

"God of Wealth, my boyfriend He Zhanshu is handed over to the God of Wealth over there, and I will hand it over to you. I have seniors and juniors, and my grandfather is almost [-], and he even took in a stray dog. I am immoral." Don't do it, I'm a good person. I don't have any great skills. I just do some small handicrafts. It's probably a small fortune to make a fortune. Small fortunes are fine, every day. I want to make money to support my parents and give my boyfriend flowers Ah, he lost some money, I want to make more money and then marry him. It’s fine to be rich or rich, or to make a small fortune, as much as you want, I don’t mind it, please! Kowtow to you!”

He Zhanshu almost died of laughter, he even negotiated terms with the God of Wealth, he didn't know whether he was stupid or stupid, he was afraid that the God of Wealth would be tired, so he called the two of them to the God of Wealth respectively.

"You don't understand. There are few people at this time. The God of Wealth is sitting there basking in the sun after eating, so if I talk to him more, I may have a good impression. Maybe it's enough if I'm happy."

"That's enough, let's go eat."

Worshiping the God of Wealth and Mazu, believe it or not, this is Huang Xiaodou's way of expressing love, and it can get twice the result with half the effort just because of his thoughts on himself.

I bought some beans, local specialties, all kinds of grains, beans, and dry goods. These are for show off. If you don’t bring her to play, you won’t sound like a big brother. Why don’t you bring some delicious food.

Strolling out of the Wenhua Ancient Street, crossing a road, and climbing up more than [-] steps is the quaint archway of the Antique Street.The surrounding restaurants are all antique buildings, flying wine flags, and signature dishes.

Huang Xiaodou wanted to sneak in following the aroma of the wine, but was dragged to another house by He Zhanshu.

Those who make antiques like to go to the antique street. At this time, there are few people on the street and there are many street stalls. It is no worse than their antique street, and there are also many shops.

While walking, He Zhanshu explained to Huang Xiaodou, although the place here is not as big as our antique street, but this place started from the period of the Republic of China. Wasn’t there a concession area at that time?Many foreigners took a lot of good things from our country at that time.Calligraphy, painting, jade, porcelain and jewelry, some stores have a history of [-] years.

Huang Xiaodou found a string of eighteen son bracelets on the street stall, the pink ones were very pretty.

When the stall owner saw Huang Xiaodou touched the Shibazi bracelet, he immediately regained his spirits.

"Sir, do you like it? Take a look, this is a bracelet of eighteen sons, made of pink chalcedony, and the two green beads in the middle are serious Laokeng jadeite. This is a bracelet worn by empresses and concubines in the Qing Palace. If you like it, the price is negotiable, and this noon is waiting for you, a predestined person."

Huang Xiaodou picked it up and felt it, then looked at He Zhanshu.

He Zhanshu shook his head, and at first glance it was fake, beads made of plexiglass.The price of the Eighteen Sons Bracelet made of real chalcedony is not very expensive, and it can be won for hundreds of thousands. It is impossible to have something from the palace here.

"Twenty thousand, you take it."

"Look at how much this bracelet of mine is worth."

Huang Xiaodou passed forward the perfect bracelet on her hand.

"Your one is fake. I don't know how much it is. Mine is good. It complements your complexion and makes you look white."

"Dou'er, let's go."

Not only sell fakes, but the eyes are not good.

He Zhanshu didn't want to waste much time here, if Huang Xiaodou likes it, when Yan Ruyu buys it, just ask Zhanyan to get him a [-]-zi bracelet.

Huang Xiaodou stood up and wanted to leave.

"two thousand."

"two hundred!"

Huang Xiaodou turned around and smiled.

"I don't want even twenty."

The stall owner was furious and said he was about to stand up, but someone next to him pulled him hard.Lower your voice.

"The bracelet in his hand is worth everything you have! It's fine if you don't know the goods, you're still blind! You can see that he's an expert, so don't make fun of yourself."

Huang Xiaodou and He Zhanshu walked away, and He Zhanshu continued to explain.

At the beginning of the 90s, what could be picked up by picking up leaks, but later it was no longer possible. How can there be so many leaks to pick up?This is the reason why what you buy is not as good as what you sell. Stall owners take advantage of people's mentality of picking up leaks and start making profits. The sum of all the items in this stall can't exceed two thousand.Even if you come out to play in the future, don't be greedy for new things.

"Then help me to see if there is any omission. I only earn a few dollars, and I still make money."

He Zhanshu looked from stall to stall, and saw a stall in a corner with a black open wine bowl.It's like the kind of rough sea bowl in ancient movies in TV dramas, but it's black, pure black.

"Let's talk within 2 yuan, and I can make you [-] yuan."

Huang Xiaodou's eyes lit up, and she immediately ran over to talk.He has a solid tongue.

But the other party is not a good stubble either, and the price was [-] at the first offer.

From [-] to [-], it depends on Huang Xiaodou.

He Zhanshu looked at Huang Xiaodou looking after the house, it was funny, he played rogue, cheated, found fault, said nice things, begged for mercy, and said how pitiful he was.If you don't sell it to me, I won't leave.

I was puzzled, how did Huang Xiaodou come up with one idea after another, the face changes quickly, and various expressions can be switched freely.Almost catching up with the face-changing of Sichuan Opera.

Watching him for a day, it is much more fun to listen to cross talk and watch sketches, it is vivid.

I looked up inadvertently, and found a person wearing a hat approaching a store ten meters away. This person's hat was pressed down very low, but his figure looked familiar.