Huang Xiaodou as a Demon

"Dating sex is risky, and a one-night stand is not safe. How can you be so disrespectful to your body? I deflated your tires for the sake of your body. If you don't thank me, forget it, and you still scold me!"

"I went out to meet up with my friends for a drink. It's just a joke. He Zhanyan, go back to the room!"

Don't pollute his sister with unsuitable dialogues for children, He Zhanyan is very cooperative with Huang Xiaodou.

"Brother, I think Xiaodou is right."

"I'm here to talk about things, not to go there!"

"You can pull it down, why are you sophistrying, we have heard the phone call."

"Huang Xiaodou, what's the matter with you! You're too lenient!"

Huang Xiaodou switched to the grievance mode, pitiful.

"I'm worried about you. We are family friends. Grandpa's generation has a very good relationship. The two of us can be regarded as childhood friends."

"We didn't grow up together when we were young, and we never met!"

"Our two families still have baby relatives. I'm not your bamboo horse, I'm also your fiancé!"

"I'm giving you some face, just count it as my brother-in-law."

He Zhanyan quickly shook his head and waved his hands, as disgusted as seeing a giant cockroach, and strongly refused.

"Hey! Don't!"

"Think about your family, the three generations of Dan,,, the two generations of Dan passed down to you. There is only one girl who runs several antique shops. The mainstay of the rising star in the antique world. The three generations of the He family are famous. You need a certificate of authenticity, everyone knows that it is the benchmark in the antique world! You can't let the He family have no successors, if you get infected, your parents, your mother, your sister, and your grandfather will be so sad!"

"I am very clean in body and mind!"

"The other party is not good!"

"I just went to drink and meet friends."

He Zhanshu couldn't figure out why he was explaining to Huang Xiaodou here, what did Huang Xiaodou care about when he went out to drink?Even if he went on a blind date with Huang Xiaodou, what position did he have against it?It's just that the two families have a good relationship, and the two of them haven't grown up together, and they can't be counted as friends. This can only be counted as a guest.

Furious half dead.Tian Qingyu urged him to call again.

He Zhanshu hung up.

"Brother, don't go, the car is out of gas anyway, and you may not come back at night if you go out now. Don't you have something to do tomorrow?"

He Zhanyan also advised, don't go out, the male model is not as funny as Huang Xiaodou.

"Don't worry about the adults and the children, show off your face and go upstairs to sleep! Huang Xiaodou, wait, wait until I'm free tomorrow and see how I deal with you!"

Tian Qingyu killed him in a series of chains, He Zhanshu didn't bother to follow the two prodigal sons, turned around and left, and cooked the yellow bean when he had nothing to do tomorrow.

When he walked outside the villa area, there was a taxi, and he could go out even if the car was out of gas.

Huang Xiaodou saw that it was a bad dish!

The TV has been switched to Daming Palace Ci, Wu Zetian ascended the throne, and ministers are bumping into pillars outside the city gate!

Huang Xiaodou got up and ran out recklessly, slid on one knee, and hugged He Zhanshu's thigh!

"Your Majesty! Please listen to my concubine!"

He Zhanshu was almost thrown out by this hug, so he quickly supported the cabinet on the side.

He Zhanyan laughed like crazy, Huang Xiaodou is so much fun!

"Beauty spoils the country, Your Majesty, evildoers come out of brothels and Chu Pavilions, Your Majesty, don't be the second Tongzhi Emperor, Your Majesty!"

Anyone in the antique business doesn't know how Tongzhi died. Isn't it Tongzhi who likes to visit the Bada Hutong and contract the disease?

He Zhanshu gritted his teeth.

Looking at Huang Xiaodou who was kneeling on the ground hugging his thigh, he felt that he was King Zhou!

"Get up for me!"

Your knees are so soft, why kneel!

"The emperor won't listen to his concubines!"

"You're not good at history, do you think any emperor has a male queen?"

"Please listen to the old minister in detail."

Huang Xiaodou changed from being a virtuous queen to a virtuous minister, and the transition from the harem to the former dynasty was smooth and seamless.

"The country is the most important thing, please don't indulge in wine and sex, get close to treacherous villains, the things of foreign countries must be evildoers, please clean up your body and be a wise king through the ages!"

Huang Xiaodou took Wei Zheng's posture, knelt down on the ground pretentiously, put his forehead on the back of his hands, and saluted.

He Zhanyan laughed until he rolled on the carpet.

He Zhan was so angry that he was not angry anymore, he was about to die of anger.

"What a grown-up, your knees are so weak, get out of here!"

"Your Majesty insists on going, the old minister will hit the sofa!"

He Zhanyan and Huang Xiaodou cooperated happily, He Zhanyan handed Huang Xiaodou a pillow, and Huang Xiaodou was about to hit his head on the pillow and die!

He Zhanshu's teeth were almost gnawed into pieces, and sparks appeared from the brushing of his teeth.

The fate of the lonely star of Tiansha!It's He Zhanshu!In this life, he never wants to say goodbye to his left and right hands.

I think it's so difficult to have a normal, stable relationship where the heart and the kidneys go away.

"Okay, ancestor, I give you up, get up quickly, my sister is going to take a photo and report it to my mother when I kneel down, that's what I'm going to suffer. I won't go, okay, what am I I'm not going either!"

Don't do it, don't make a fuss, this out of Lige Leng makes people have a headache, upset and unable to resist.

Where did Huang Xiaodou pop out from?What's going on in this kid's mind!

"My lord is wise!"

Huang Xiaodou chuckled, got up quickly, took He Zhanshu's arm and pushed upstairs.

"What are you doing going out at night? What can't be said on the phone. Besides, that male model is really bad and not pure enough. It doesn't matter if you want to fall in love. Me, what a good candidate I am!"

"Our two families are family friends, not feuds!"

Whoever falls in love with Huang Xiaodou is too long to live.

Cherish life and stay away from yellow beans.

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I'm a bit busy, let's update each day.Thank you for your understanding, sorry!