Game boss he just wants to fish [unlimited]

Chapter 30 Salted Fish Fortune Teller

The fortuneteller exists to increase the survival probability of the player.

Jiang Xianyu had anticipated many situations, but he did not expect that Mr. Fu would divination his love fortune.

That's right, Fu Zhan always looks like a stranger. No one would think that an iceberg would ask such a girlish question.

Jiang Xianyu felt that it was necessary to divination for himself before divination for Fu Zhan.

Today, it is not suitable to survive.

No matter how outrageous the question Fu Zhan asked, the crystal ball in Jiang Xianyu's hand was still functioning dutifully.

The crystal ball emits a dazzling blue light, which is quickly extinguished after a few seconds.

Jiang Xianyu froze in place, looking at Fu Zhan with a trace of... pity?

"How is it?" Fu Zhan lowered his eyes, his expression unclear.

Jiang Xianyu put down the crystal ball, swallowed, not knowing how to comfort her.Finally, he sighed and patted Fu Zhan on the shoulder: "Brother, the road is long and difficult."

"Your partner doesn't know you like him yet, and has no feelings for you."

To be honest, Jiang Xianyu never thought that there would be someone living in Fu Zhan's heart.After all, Fu Zhan always seemed to be alone.Even if there was a teammate in the last dungeon, the dialogue between the two is not considered friends.

In the end it was the friendship of several dungeons together, Jiang Xianyu remembered the love novels he had read over the past 500 years, although he had never had a relationship in these years, he had a lot of CPs.

I don't have actual combat experience, but fortunately, I have rich experience in books, so it should be no problem to make suggestions.

"If you don't mind, I can give you some advice."

Fu Zhan raised his eyebrows in a rare way and asked a question.

Jiang Xianyu took a sip of tea and continued: "First of all, I need to know what kind of tea you like?"

Fu Zhan's figure paused for a moment, turned his face to look at Jiang Xianyu, his eyes were like a torch: "He has a soft temper, loves sweets, and likes small animals."

"It's too tiring to be busy every day, and it doesn't matter at all with salted fish."

Jiang Xianyu searched his memory.

In the books he reads, how does this kind of cp fall in love?

He was about to say something when he met Fu Zhan's eyes.

Memories from the past came flooding back, Jiang Xianyu thought for a while, and changed his mind: "Love is still a matter for me alone, and other people's suggestions are just blind instructions."

The boss is so capable of doing things, giving him a trick is equivalent to pushing that crush into the fire pit.

Living with such a person is exhausting.

The man opposite was silent for a moment, then stood up and said, "You are right."

"Falling in love is my business, and I should actively pursue it now."

"There is an amusement park outside. Let's go to the amusement park together after I finish today's task."

Jiang Xianyu: "???"

......

Jiang Xianyu's crystal ball can not only predict good and bad luck, but also broadcast live images of every corner of the Circus of Death.

After Fu Zhan left, Jiang Xianyu, who was so bored, stayed in the divination tent and watched the live broadcast.

There are four trials in Paradise, a total of seven days.

The time limit for each of the first three levels is two days, and Fu Zhan has to complete the tasks assigned by the circus within the time limit.On the last day, the Circus of Death will hold a public performance. Players need to perform acrobatics in front of the audience to show what they have learned in the previous few days.

The boss of the first level is the clown.

Before the start of the dungeon, Tang Cuicui greeted several bosses, and hoped that everyone would put some water on this player.Tang Cuicui said a lot of weird words, the two bosses were confused, but they understood one thing——

The man in front of him seemed to want to knock on their corner.

Many bosses in Samsara Realm have been silently paying attention to Xiao Xianyu. For this reason, they also organized a fan support club.

The two employees instantly had a sense of crisis that their home-raised cabbage was about to be raped by pigs, and decided to increase the difficulty of customs clearance on the spot.

"Hehehe, respected newcomers, welcome to the Circus of Death." The clown shook his body from side to side, with black and red blood stains on his crying face, and two rows of sharp teeth showing in his mouth.He pretended to be careless and let go of a balloon in his hand. The balloon with the skull painted on it exploded the moment it rose to the top of the tent, and the bright red liquid mixed with the fragments of the balloon fell down.

The circus tent was not big, even if Fu Zhan dodged in time, a little viscous liquid splashed on his hands.

"If you fail, your stomach will be made into a balloon and your blood will be made into a decoration."

"Hee hee hee--"

A single-player nightmare with no teammates is the most likely to arouse the player's fear. According to usual experience, even the most courageous player will be stunned for a moment.

The clown knew that Jiang Xianyu was looking at them, if he saw this man froze in fright, Xiao Xianyu's favorability towards the man would plummet.

At that time, let's see how he pursues Xiaoxianyu!

But the expected scene did not happen. Fu Zhan's fright value was still a capital 0. He put his finger with ketchup on the tip of his nose and sniffed it, then raised his head and asked, "ketchup?"

Jiang Xianyu: "..."

clown:"......"

The clown somehow felt slightly offended.

In fact, he can't be blamed, but Jiang Xianyu used a similar trick in the copy of the Castle of Uzi before, and after smelling it, Fu Zhan would naturally think of it.

It doesn't matter!He's the scariest clown in the circus!

The clown picked up the broken heart and put it back together, cheering up, "Do you know what the clown's duty is in the circus?"

"Happiness to children? Happiness? No no no! Big mistake! Big mistake!"

"Excellent clowns can bring terror and death most inadvertently!" The clown parted his ferocious lips, showing a smile that was uglier than crying, "Hehehe, did you see that wheeler on the opposite side?"

The clown stretched out his finger as thick as a carrot, pointed at the roundabout not far away, then grinned again, and said, "No, look up, do you see the steel wire above your head, you are going to ride it across This wire on top of the head."

After finishing speaking, the clown got on the unicycle, ready to demonstrate to Fu Zhan himself.

The wheel of the unicycle is of course made of ordinary rubber and alloy, but it has the shape of a bloody human head.The human head is shoddy, but it looks intimidating from a distance.The clown sat on it, and the head kept rolling, showing a ferocious expression.

In fact, the clown's trial doesn't have to be a tightrope walk, but the clown decided to make it more difficult when he thought of the guy who pried the corner.

Anyway, the player doesn't know.

"Okay, sir." The clown stared at the scare value above Fu Zhan's head, even if it was a little bit, he wanted to see the fluctuation of the scare value above the player's head. "Sir, it's your turn now."

......

In the evening, after the day's training was over, Jiang Xianyu stretched, planning to walk around to get some air.As soon as he stepped out of the tent, he bumped into the clown.

The clown drooped his head, looking like a concubine, and cried for no reason when he saw Jiang Xianyu.

"I don't have any dignity at all now."

Jiang Xianyu thought about the live broadcast in the crystal ball just now, and then looked at the clown's disheveled face, feeling a sense of relief inexplicably.

Finally someone realized his powerlessness.

Jiang Xianyu smiled at the clown, and comforted him: "It's okay, just get used to it."

clown:"???"

This kind of thing...is it good to get used to it?

"But speaking of it, I managed to scare him once when I was working in the Castle of Uzi." Jiang Xianyu tilted his head and recalled.

Clown: "How much has the scare value increased?"

Jiang Xianyu: "A little more than 100."

It turns out that this person is not a salted fish waiting to die, but a big boss who hides his secrets? !

Clown, pawn.

......

The Death Circus is located in an abandoned amusement park, and Jiang Xianyu walked along the stone path to the children's play square.

The facilities in the children's square have been abandoned for a long time. Only the swing in the southeast corner can barely sit on people, but it can't swing.

There is a tall sweet-scented osmanthus tree planted in the center of the square. It is autumn in the dungeon, and a breeze blows by, and the flowers fall down, like a layer of broken gold on the ground.

A man in black was sitting on the swing. His silhouette in the setting sun was so beautiful. The broken light floating on his eyelids was warm and moist, like dandelion seeds swaying in the breeze.

That evening 13 years ago, when he parted from that child, it was the same scene.

13 years is just a blink of an eye for these horrible bosses with a long lifespan. For players in the human world, it is indeed a long period of time in their lives. The child 13 years ago should be as old as Fu Zhan.

No, maybe it should be a little smaller, after all, the child was thin and small at that time, only reaching his shoulders, and only a pair of eyes were showing fierceness. .

He'd be frustrated if that kid jumped that much taller than him.

He has eaten more than 500 years of food than a child, and is so short, how embarrassing for him!

wrong!The man in front of him was also more than 500 years younger than him, and taller than him.

Jiang Xianyu suddenly felt that he had no dignity at all.

Just as Jiang Xianyu was feeling sad, Fu Zhan stood up from the swing, walked towards him, and said, "Most of the facilities in the amusement park are broken, and there seems to be nothing to play."

Jiang Xianyu let out an "oh" in a daze.

There seemed to be something surging in Fu Zhan's eyes, he opened his mouth, and finally merged a thousand words into one sentence——

"Today's sunset is so beautiful, let's go for a walk together!"

Every copy of Samsara Realm is pre-set, every cloud and every wind has its own trajectory, and the sun rises and sets at the same time every day.Jiang Xianyu was a little strange, but still nodded.

He and Fu Zhan were walking on the deserted path, and Jiang Xianyu could hear his own heart beating.Those abandoned castles, roller coasters, and Ferris wheels are covered with a layer of gold under the setting sun.Not far away is his divination tent. The outside of the tent is covered with a layer of tulle, which looks like flowing broken silver from a distance.

He glanced at Fu Zhan beside him.

Perhaps today's sunset is indeed the most beautiful sunset in the world.

Jiang Xianyu thought so.

The author has something to say: I will be 20 years old this week, and I am going to step into the door of Pentium III. Thank you for your birthday wishes (cover your face jpg.)

I'm really sorry that there are a lot of typos, and I'm often blind and can't read QAQ, I'm trying to improve.

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