bow to women's clothing

Until one day, he walked between two men who seemed to be lovers who were arguing on the street.

One of them, who looked like a man but sounded like a woman, said: "Jin Cheng, I know you like men, how nice it is for you to marry me, we are in the same family, and the elders are easier to accept, don't you think?"

The other man shook his hand away impatiently, sneered and pointed at the stray dog ​​passing by, "Get out! I'd rather marry him than you!"

So Erha, a stray dog ​​who loves freedom all his life, was carried into his husband's house by eight sedan chairs (heavy fog), and became a winner dog who was honorably married into a wealthy family.

Husband and wife looked confused: ………… WTF? ? ?

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"The Taoist Descends the Mountain"

Yu Danqi, a young Taoist priest, bids farewell to his master and goes down the mountain to join Zhuma Lianzhang. Unexpectedly, on the day he goes down the mountain, he meets evil elements who are trying to wreak havoc on the beautiful land of the motherland.

Yu Danqi: Damn it, I will strike you to death with a lightning talisman!

Comrade A: Damn it, master please cover me! (Congratulations, you have obtained the master high cold ignore X1)

Comrade B: Master, look here, look here, kneel down and beg for an amulet! (Congratulations, you have obtained the master high cold ignore X2)

Comrades A & B: TAT

……

Lian Zhang: Danqi, the stewed pork belly is ready, come and eat it.

Yu Danqi: m(*≥▽≤*)m, here I come~ (running with four claws~)

Silent Mensao Shou (Yu Danqi) VS younger brother (wife) control (slave) Gong (Lian Zhang) (please ignore the joyful copywriting 23333, the text and shou are both serious and the author corrects it! Serious face)

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