[Tomb BG] The wind comes to Wushan

Start a conversation"... Hey, I can't bear it by myself.

It was probably because I smiled and looked sad for a while that aroused Ye Cheng's curiosity. He put down the free magazine provided by the guest house out of boredom. The people in the small town are not only warm but also very simple. "Story Meeting" made Ye Cheng, who wanted to watch "Playboy", very depressed - raised his eyebrows and asked me: "Who are you texting with? With such rich facial expressions and body language, can people see it?"

"Huh, I want you to take care of it." I gave him a blank look, and continued to send text messages to Wu Xie, Xiao Yiyi, to persuade him not to go, but that guy was determined, and it was said that there was a friend by his side to push him, so he couldn't help it. Let go.But after thinking about it, Qinling is the dragon vein of my great China, and there are eight hundred fights on it, not to mention one thousand, and the chance of encountering them is actually small. Now I think that so many messes are just adding trouble.

My prevarication made Ye Cheng even more interested: "Hey, I forgot my brother when I had a lover, look at you, you're grinning at the corners of your mouth when someone sends you a text message."

"How can I? I've always been like this. I don't know who said that I am as happy as a country mouse every day."

"Are you sure you have nothing to do with others?"

"It's just a friend who fought together before!" In fact, I'm not sure what I think in my heart. It doesn't feel like an ordinary friend. I don't like it, but if I like someone, that's okay. Certainly not.I don't know why, but I always feel very happy when I'm with Wu Xie, it's different from the usual happiness - but if you want me to talk about the difference specifically, I can't say it.

Ye Cheng put his hands on his head, looked at the ceiling and sighed loudly: "Hey, I also said that if you are lovers, I plan to congratulate that guy and don't have to worry about dying...... Oh, that's right," he suddenly lowered his The voice, hesitating for a moment, said to me mysteriously, "Have you heard the story of Jianzhuang?"

that tone...

Just met an old friend who hadn’t seen him for many years and suddenly met on the street. After a normal exchange of pleasantries, the man suddenly asked the woman, “Have you heard of Amway?”

>>>035 Sleepy Dragon

>>>Let me thank you and give me empty joy.

"Come on, Zong...you little friend, let me popularize Jianzhuang's black history for you." Probably remembering my complaints on the minibus, he swallowed the word "Mother" abruptly, but said Come back, this sentence is so familiar whether it is the grammar, sentence structure, inscrutable intonation, or the current situation of the dialogue between the two people-it is simply a replica of the conversation between Wu Xie and me in the underwater tomb!

It’s just that at that time, Wu Xie and I were friends who were oppressed by the Great Demon King. The content of the conversation was full of denunciations of evil forces and expectations for a better life as a serf who would become a master in the future. It’s not like Ye Cheng, who opened his mouth and talked about three vulgar things up:

"That guy in Jianzhuang had a girl a few years ago. I've seen her before. She's beautiful... tsk tsk..."

"Let's be honest," I couldn't help interjecting, saying that Ye Cheng is uneducated. If he talks about beautiful women, he can talk for hours without repetition, such flattery, praise, and parallelism, even Shakespeare It can't compare to him in wearing it.I have a hunch, if I don't interrupt him now, once he begins to formally describe the girl's appearance, body, personality, and taste, even if Zhang Dashen, who is off the hook, can perform his stunts, he won't be able to interrupt.

Ye Cheng, who was interrupted, seemed very regretful, as if he didn't know where to start when I interrupted.After a while, he reorganized his words: "...In short, she is as beautiful as a star. Jian Zhuang is also very obsessed with her. She takes her with her everywhere. She is beautiful and sweet all the time. A big man doesn't feel ashamed to panic." .”

"What happened later?" I just hate that it's not PPTV that allows me to drag the progress bar.

"Don't worry, I'm just about to say something!" Ye Da's storyteller was unhappy—what capital did he have to be unhappy, the storyteller said that you are as good as Zhang Da dumb, okay? "Then one time, that girl suddenly said that she wanted to fight with us to broaden her horizons—"

My heart skipped a beat, and I thought it was going to be a tragedy: "Is the girl in a fight?" I asked cautiously.

He gave me a meaningful look, and said with a sneer: "It might be better if it's just in the fighting... Jian Zhuang tried his best to protect that girl in the fighting, but he was still trapped in the end. No People know what happened to them in the bucket, but they can almost guess... Anyway, when we dug them out a few days later, there was only Jian Zhuang left. I used to think that he was pretty good..." Ye Cheng stretched his waist, "Who would have thought that he would become a psychopath now, and he would always bring a girl in the fight, and then try his best to get her Die in the bucket...it's getting late, go to bed!" With a few scarred arms bent behind his head, he pressed the bedside light switch.

I was so moved, it was because I was afraid that I would not be able to fall asleep or something, and actually told a ghost story before going to bed!Second Olympic!I threw a pillow over with my hand, but Ye Cheng was so petty that I smashed him and burst into flames. He beat me to death, and he beat me up half the night.

Probably because we made too much noise, the absurd remarks that Ye Cheng kicked my overlord into the bow actually spread in the dinner team the next day.

Of course, what makes me feel even more absurd is that there are still people who say that I made Ye Cheng the overlord =. =!

>>>>>>

The last time I entered the mountain, it was because someone had a treasure map that seemed to only exist in legends. This time I entered the mountain...or because someone had a treasure map that seemed to only exist in legends... Treasure maps are all like this What kind of trouble do you want to make a mess?I squinted at Jian Zhuang's guy who proudly took out the fragmented scroll from time to time and pretended to study it. The old man Chen sat aside like an old monk and frowned slightly, which also showed that he was actually quite Care about it, let alone Ye Cheng Houzi Laojiu, he kept moving towards Jian Zhuang, his eyes burning so hard that he wanted to burn a hole in the remnant scroll.

The only ones who really take it lightly are a dead person like me and an undead person like Zhang Qiling.I looked at him, but he looked at the mountains in the distance, looking thoughtful.So I stood beside him, pretending to look deeply into the distance.

After a while, Tianshen Ye, the protagonist of the scandal incident, lit a cigarette and came over, slapped my neck in a ruffian way: "Come on, tell me, I sent you to the mute to study for so long, what do you notice?"

I drew waves in the air along the mountain with my hand, raised my chin and looked at him proudly: "The mountain is like a pen holder, it's a noble tomb."

He looked at me for a while, then flicked the cigarette butt into the ravine: "I send you two words——"

"Senior."

"--fart!"

Nima.

Ye Cheng twisted my ears in a tone of hatred for iron and steel, and said, "Open your eyes wide for me to see clearly! The mountains here are stretching, obviously it is an excellent dragon vein, but unfortunately it is a fire dragon , and the Qinling Mountains are rich in precipitation, this kind of feng shui in the cemetery is commonly known as..."

"Sleepy Dragon Mausoleum." Before Ye Cheng finished speaking, someone interrupted him immediately - I don't know if it's because Ye Cheng's ghost story was so successful last night, and now seeing Jian Zhuang makes me feel scared.The man patted Ye Cheng's hand and signaled him to relax: "Sister, it's normal that you don't understand anything when you go to the ground for the first time, and you will become proficient after a few more times."

As soon as he said this, both Ye Cheng and Zhang Qiling turned their heads to look at me, and the old man let out a heck of a meaning.

It’s just that the culprit seemed completely unaware that he had spoken inappropriately, and he still said unhurriedly: “This trapped dragon’s tomb, to put it bluntly, literally means the tomb of trapped dragons—as for who is trapped and why? Be sleepy," he spread his hands and shrugged his shoulders in an American style, thinking it was very humorous, "I don't know. There are some things that you will only know when you get off the ground."

I got goosebumps from him, but I have to admit that what he said did make sense: it was like the time I went to the Lu Palace with Wu Xie and the others. I thought it was an ordinary ancient tomb, but I didn’t expect to go deep into it. It was only after I found out that there was another world in it.

Seeing that I was silent, Jian Zhuang smiled again: "Don't be nervous, your sister-in-law also had dark eyes and didn't understand anything at first, but she is now an expert, and she knows more about underground affairs than anyone else. .When the time comes, you will follow me and ask me if you don’t understand anything!”

I looked at Ye Cheng, but he didn't dare to look at me. Instead, he scratched his cheek and asked the old man for his opinion.

The old man had normalized the general orientation of the mausoleum, and ordered the monkey and the old wine to locate and dig the soil in an orderly manner. Hearing our situation, he turned around and looked at us for a long time, but his cloudy and almost blind eyes could not see us. No color.After a long while, he pondered: "Well, that's fine, Zongniang, you can follow Jian Zhuang and learn more knowledge, so that you won't lose my old face when you go out all day long."

It turned out to be the case.

That's why Ye Chengcai sent me to Zhang Qiling early in the morning to learn how to "save my life".

So I went from always memorizing supplies to memorizing all kinds of tools that everyone has.

I should have thought of that earlier.Do you really think that everyone went to the ground together a few times, joked around for a while, and became brothers who will never give up?I'm really a model Tucson broken.The hustle and bustle of people is all for profit. For profit, old man Chen can even abandon his apprentice at will, let alone me, a wild zongzi who has nothing to do with him?For a person like me who has no family background and no skills, not only is it difficult to find a job, even if he works diligently and steadily, it must be difficult for him to encounter the Great Depression.