[Tomb BG] The wind comes to Wushan

A strange old man with an old pipe in his mouth bared his yellow teeth and told me: "Here, did you see that, the one at the end of the street is the one with five willow trees planted behind the house."

Tsk, I didn't come to pay homage to Confucius, but to see Tao Yuanming -_-#

Tao Yuanming planted five willows behind the house, which shows that he is elegant and upright. What happened to the person Ye Cheng asked me to meet?Fengshui is something I’ve been exposed to every day, and I’m more or less familiar with it. Generally speaking, it’s not suitable to plant mulberry trees, locust trees, willows and the like near a house. It's not auspicious, but this person is good, and he will plant five trees of one kind.

I didn't know what planting willows was until the owner of the house opened the door for me. Even if the front of the house is connected to the back of the bed and the mirror is in front of the house, it will not have any impact on the owner!

Because the landlord's surname is Zhang and his name is Qiling.

>>>032 Accommodation

>>> From now on, if you are free to take the moon, you will knock on the door all the time and night with a stick.

"Uh...Zhang Qiling, good evening..." I raised my phone and took a picture of the dark green security door of Zhang Qiling's home.

There are anti-theft doors in this kind of house that feels very out of touch with modern society at first glance?This unscientific!But what makes me feel even more unscientific is that Zhang Qiling slammed the door in front of me? !

How much I obstruct his eyes, so that he treats me like this!

"Hey, open the door!" His hands hurt and he kicked them with his feet.

The door opened obediently—a door within a door on the anti-theft door.

... I thank you all.

Zhang Qiling's expressionless face appeared in front of me like noodles boiled in clear water. Maybe it's because of the backlight, I always feel that he looks a little gloomy.

He didn't say anything for a long time, and after a while, he frowned.

It was even more miraculous than making eye contact with Ye Cheng. I understood his meaning almost immediately, and took out the "talisman" Ye Cheng gave me.

With a sound of "Bang!", the door within the door was closed, and a moment later, the anti-theft door was pulled open forcefully, and Zhang Qiling stood there holding a thick stack of tomes like an old pedant—the books in his hands were all wrapped. For the cover, judging from the color and degree of reflection, the book wrapping paper should be ordinary calendar paper, but this is amazing enough, and I don’t see him wearing any high-end clothes or tidying himself up on weekdays. It's also a half-old dilapidated house, but I didn't expect this guy to be very interested in books.

He stretched out his hand, I stretched out my hand, and the few tomes he seemed to be holding very easily almost knocked me off the ground the moment they fell.

After giving me a warning look, Zhang Qiling slammed the door once again.

I figured it out, actor Zhang is planning to play a mime with me today.I rolled my eyes viciously at the door of his house, I threw the fruit basket at the door, turned and walked out of the yard.Texting someone while wrestling with one arm around a pile of books thick enough to be used as bricks.

To <Don't answer my phone>: <MMS> 30! (photo attached)

The profiteer Jie replied quickly, but when I saw the message, I almost vomited blood:

Re:?

It's okay for Zhang Qiling to play the mute in his true colors, but what are you going to do, Xie Yuchen? !Pretending to be illiterate?

To<Don't answer my phone>: This is the anti-theft door of Zhang Qiling's house!As you said, as long as I can go to his house, my debt will be reduced!You don't want to play tricks, do you? ! ! !

The reply is still super fast:

Re: ...

……

I, think, report, society!

>>>>>>

Just when I was gnashing my teeth in hatred, wishing I could pack two hundred viruses and send them to him immediately, I, who had been lowering my head and concentrating on texting, suddenly bumped into something. It was very difficult to hold a pile of books with one hand, and they immediately fell apart. one place.

"Ah, I'm sorry, I didn't mean it." I immediately bowed and apologized to the other party, and then quickly squatted down to pick up the book: Damn, these treasures of Zhang Qiling in the city, if they get dirty or break, Zhang Qiling won't twist me neck!

Thinking of this, I couldn't help but feel my scalp tingle, and the movement of picking up the book in my hand became faster.

"Please move your feet away, thank you."

Not only did the dirty leather shoe that stepped on the page not move away, but it was crushed on the page again.

"What does this gentleman mean?" I raised my head and glanced at the man I bumped into before displeased: he conformed to the general public's perception of the word "little gangster"--the unassuming hair color, the wretched expression , smoking a cigarette, and tossing hard in various places where holes can be pierced.

He threw eye circles at me and smiled maliciously, but at some point there were two more men dressed like him beside me, and the three of them formed a triangle and trapped me in the middle.

"Hey, my little sister isn't home so late, lend me some money for my brother." The man on my right lit a cigarette, and the smell of inferior cigarettes made me frown.

robbery?I gave up the idea of ​​picking up books and stood up: "...I don't have any money with me." After that, I took out the photo of the four of us in my wallet, and obediently handed over the wallet.

The other party flipped through it casually, and by looking at his face, he seemed dissatisfied.He looked me up and down a few times and then suddenly smiled: "Little sister is quite cute."

I'm cute, what do you need to say?And who is your sister?

Probably seeing that I didn't resist, he became more courageous, and put his paw on my shoulder: "Stay with my buddies for a night, and I will pretend that the thing that bumped into me today has never happened, how about it?" He After winking, the man standing behind me immediately put a dagger against my waist.

...My sister is really aggrieved tonight, if I endure it any longer, I will become a tortoise!

"The three of you hand over your wallets and give me a few kowtows to my aunt. I'll pretend that nothing happened tonight, how about it?"

The dagger pierced a point: "Don't toast and don't eat fine wine, even if you break your throat in this kind of place, no one will come to rescue you!"

I'm too lazy to talk to idiots, you know this incurable disease is easily contagious, I just took off "Everlasting Sorrow" in silence, and took it from the man who turned from a ferocious big bad wolf into a trembling little white rabbit in an instant. The dagger was inserted into the chest and pulled straight to the navel, just like a housewife cutting a fish.

Grabbing both sides of the wound and turning it outward, I asked them sincerely in the gloomy tone commonly used in horror movies: "Brother, do you play 4P?"

……

"Ghost! Help!"

Tch, call it, if you scream your throat out in this kind of place, no one will come to rescue you.I can't beat Actor Zhang and solve profiteers, but I can't cure you?Convex!

>>>>>>

I'm climbing walls.

Climb the wall of Zhang Qiling.

After those idiots ran away, I found that I was indeed infected by the trick - my wallet was taken away by them!I first imitated the swindler under the overpass and wrote a blood letter on the ground, "Please give me two yuan to take the bus home", but after no success, I asked a fat uncle on a motorcycle for help, and the uncle agreed. Call me a cool guy, but when I got into his car, he dragged me into the woods, and said, "Call your parents and redeem me with 20 yuan." Unreliable guardian, as a last resort, I had no choice but to take care of him. In the end, I pulled the strap of my helmet and planned to cosplay the biker in the American blockbuster, but unfortunately I died before I was able to finish my job—it was really dead .

Ashamed and disheveled, I leaned on the branches I picked up as a walking stick, and as soon as I left the woods, I saw five familiar willows before I walked more than a hundred meters.

...Ghost hitting the wall, this cliff is a ghost hitting the wall!Now if anyone tells me that the Great Devil Zhang was the owner of Peach Blossom Island in his previous life, I will believe it!

But then again, it’s safer to sleep in the Heavenly King’s Hall of Chiguo these days than it is to stand in Baidi City. After realizing this, I immediately knocked on the door of the Great Demon King's house:

"Zhang Qiling, open the door!"

"Zhang Qiling, please take him in!"

"Zhang Dashen QAQ"

"Qi~Ling~Brother~Brother!!!!!!!!!"

Very good, do not bird me.

If you don't mind me, I will climb over the wall!

The walls of Zhang Qiling's house are not so easy to climb. First, the walls of his house are so high that I can't reach the top even if I straighten my hands; Very effective anti-theft measures: that is to paste broken glass with cement on the top of the wall.

After jumping a few times, I either broke my foot or put an arm on it. I was about to give up in despair, but suddenly caught a glimpse of a willow tree growing obliquely behind the yard.

hee hee hee~

Sitting on the branch of the willow tree in the shape of "ya", you can see the bedroom on the second floor. The bedroom is very empty, with a bed, a desk, a cement floor without any extra decorations and plastered walls, without any popularity. It doesn't feel like home at all.

Because it doesn't matter, so I don't care, there is a bed when I want to stay, and there is nothing worth nostalgic for when I want to leave.

weird...

Why would there be a kind of thought in my heart for no reason... the thought of making two poohs in front of him?

Just because I died once.

It is precisely because I have spent my life in a muddle.

Precisely because I have tasted the pain of not being able to find hope.

That's why I give the middle finger to the guy who wasted his youth for nothing!

Just when I raised my middle finger at the bedroom window angrily, the bedroom door suddenly opened with a "click". It seemed that the big devil who had just taken a shower appeared at the door with his upper body naked and an unpeeled apple in his mouth. He saw me and me. Zhang Qiling, who has always been unwavering in front of his eyes, paused for a rare moment when he rubbed his head with his hand, and then stared at me firmly towards the window.