[Tomb BG] The wind comes to Wushan

Scolding.

I'm so stupid, really, I just know that rubbing saliva on the mosquito bite can relieve the itching, but I can't make inferences.

The fat man finally calmed down after screaming a few times. Seeing that he was still in the mood to ask me about the brand of Wu Xie's toner, he knew that Wu Xie's local method probably worked, and he showed a relieved expression by coincidence.

"Since it's all right, let's go, the ebb tide waits for no one~" I suggested, and by the way, I deliberately ignored Wu Xie who was waving at me with a face full of "Zongniang, would you like to come?"

"Are you sure you don't want to?" The kid smiled like a thieves.

"I'm sure and sure!" I grimaced at him, and then I was able to lower my voice so that the fat man could not hear, "I may not have other things, but I still have a lot of drool. Besides, I look like something is wrong I’m fine, isn’t it normal? You should keep those unclean and unhygienic things for yourself!”

Wu Xie laughed again, and while laughing, he glanced in the direction of the original author of the sentence just now, and then he was obviously taken aback.

I gave him an elbow rudely: "Why are you in a daze, let's go, get out of the robbery cave early and be reborn early." Even if I leave the robbery cave or even the ancient tomb, I will always be a living dead, but I can't always Let the knee suffer so much is not.

"Didn't you see?" Zhang Dashen led the team, Fatty was last, and Wu Xie followed behind me.His voice was not loud, but it was still clear in this infinitely silent environment.

I was a little puzzled by his words, and turned to ask him, "What did you see?"

Wu Xie leaned over and said in my ear mysteriously, "I just saw my brother smiling!"

"...you're so stupid! Tsk, I don't believe it!" I shook my head disdainfully.Zhang Qiling showed a standard "Tian Qi" smile?The kind with teeth shining at the corner of the mouth?It's scary to think about it. "Wu Xie, you must have missed your mark. If Zhang Qiling laughs, I'll give you 100 million immediately. Do you want to bet?"

We were still hesitating and did not answer, when we heard Zhang Qiling, who had been crawling in front of us, say a word in a detached and calm manner without looking back:

"Oh, I just laughed."

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——Before crossing, I just want to die.

——Before crossing, I would die even if I wanted to.

These two sentences are undoubtedly my truest inner portrayal at the moment.

>>>022 This life

>>>May my body be like glass in the next life. [superior]

"Zongniang, 100 million~" The smile in Wu Xie's voice was so full of laughter that it was about to overflow - of course he was happy, and if my assets suddenly increased by 100 million, I would be happy too.

"...Wu Xie," I tried my best to restrain my emotions, making my voice sound pitiful instead of miserable, "You don't really want to take my money, do you?"

He half-truthfully answered: "Of course I accept it, why not accept it, 100 million!"

Seeing Wu Xie, who has always been honest, like this, the fat man couldn't bear it anymore, he coaxed unwillingly: "The naive little comrade is right, the money must be paid back! I really can't pay it back—" He paused, "Just sell yourself to pay off the debt. Anyway, Wu Xie has a car and a house, and he's not bad looking. I can't lose you, mother-in-law!"

Before he finished speaking, my face turned red.This feeling is indescribably strange. After my first love in high school, which was also caused by jokes, was extremely painful and failed, I have developed a peculiarity for this kind of boring, even vulgar jokes. Sexual antibodies, but now... Could it be that this zongzi has a more innocent body?

"Fatty man, what are you talking about, be serious!" Wu Xie stopped the fat man who was still promoting him.He also seemed a little embarrassed, hey, my heart is balanced.

"Shh, don't talk." When we were laughing, Zhang Qiling suddenly turned around and made a silent gesture to us.I gave him a hard look, but he turned off the flashlight as a matter of course and ignored me.

Seeing Zhang Qiling turn off the flashlight, we immediately followed suit.Hearing is very sensitive in the dark, I first heard someone walking up and down on the brick roof above us - it was quite disturbing, because it's not the same as someone stomping on the ceiling upstairs in your house Same, after all, the robbery hole is narrow and short, we are all walking forward in a kneeling position, with our backs very close to the brick roof, so that guy seems to be stepping directly on our spines.And, most disturbing of all: we're still not sure if this guy is a "person."

After a while, when the "person" walked a little further away, Wu Xie suddenly started to wriggle around, not knowing what kind of tricks he was doing.I wondered if he was itching too?She turned around and asked him what was going on, unexpectedly, as soon as she said "Wu Xie...", he suddenly kissed him!

Kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss? ? !

Is this a swollen thing? !

@#￥%...&*

……

Crash.

Brain freeze.

Unlimited restart infinite death.

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I can feel the temperature between Wu Xie's lips; his slightly rapid breathing and the faint fragrance emanating from his body.

……Um?Wait a minute, a faint scent?

Also, when did Wu Xie's hair get so long that it was wrapped around my wrist!

I couldn't help but turn on the flashlight—wipe, it almost scared me to death!

A huge and pale human face was lying on Wu Xie's shoulder, staring at me resentfully with two black eyeballs!

I screamed in fright, pushed Wu Xie away with all my strength, and squeezed desperately to Zhang Qiling's side of the Demon Town Tower: "There is a ghost! Wu Xie has been possessed by a ghost!"

Hearing my call, the rest of the flashlights also lit up.

Zhang Qiling grabbed me who was trying to escape him, frowned, and asked, "Are you afraid of ghosts? How can there be ghosts?"

"It's on Wu Xie's shoulder!" I pointed.

Wu Xie was still a little dazed and blushing at first, but when I pointed at him, he immediately looked over his shoulder nervously: "...No!"

"Yes! Zhang Qiling, don't believe him, Wu Xie is really possessed by a ghost, and he kissed me just now!" I panicked when I saw Zhang Qiling put on an expression of "believing in people or not in zongzi".But as soon as I said this, the atmosphere in the robbery cave became a little weird.

The fat man chuckled twice: "I can't see it, the innocent and innocent little Wu Xie who is usually honest and friendly actually knows how to sneak in the dark!"

"No, no, I didn't sneak attack, just now a female voice asked me to hug her, and even took the initiative to seduce me... Isn't it Zongniang, or you!"

"I didn't!" I retorted loudly.What does he mean, I take the initiative?Why is this man so irresponsible!

The fat man's face darkened, and his voice became a little cold: "Wu Xie, this is your fault, what kind of man dare to do it or not! The mother-in-law called me brother anyway, if you dare to bully my big sister, Fatty, I'm the first to say no! Don't think that you can mess around just because you are Huang Shiren... Really, there aren't many good men like me these days..."

"Turn around."

"Ah?" Fatty didn't realize it for a moment.

"You, turn around." Zhang Qiling shook the flashlight with an uneasy expression, signaling to the fat man, "It's you."

The fat man was a little confused, but he still turned around as he said, and continued to criticize Wu Xie while moving.

Wu Xie was probably a little annoyed by his scolding too. The moment the fat man turned around, he stretched out his foot to kick him, but he stopped halfway—because we all clearly saw a black mass approaching him. Lie on the fat man's back!

The hair-like thing wrapped around the fat man at an astonishing speed, then entangled Wu Xie's foot that was too late to retract, and finally rushed towards me!

The light in front of me was quickly replaced by darkness, and I smelled that familiar, somewhat suffocating fragrance again.

The face full of hatred is looming in the hair, and the only thing that is certain is that his/her/it's eyes have been hooked on me like cockleburs.

You...why...you...hate me so much ╮(╯_╰)╭

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Those hairs simply regarded me as delicious culture medium, trying to harden themselves into steel needles and drill them into my nostrils, mouth and even ears.

What if these treacherous tricks are really allowed to succeed?I covered my mouth and nose with one hand and grabbed the grimace with the other.It's just that the face seemed to have been soaked in the water for too long, and it was so sticky and slippery that it couldn't be grasped at all.

At this time, I suddenly heard someone shout: "Fire! It's afraid of fire!" I remember that I happened to put a lighter in my pocket before I went into the water. When I touched it, I really touched it.Rubbing a little bit, I forced those hairs that wanted to get closer to me to retreat several inches!But just less than ten seconds later, Kabai Kabai's face came closer again, and its resentment seemed to infect the hair, making them even more crazily flying moths to the flame.

...Fuck your sister, I don't know how to play phoenix wings and fly to the sky to bully the uncle, right?

I was furious, thinking that anyway, Wu Xie and the others couldn't see what I was doing from their current angle, so I simply rubbed my palm against the rough floor tiles fiercely, and ignited the entire palm from the broken skin with a lighter!

"Come on, sweetie~"

Playing with me?I don't want my life, and I don't have my life.

Covering the flame hand towards the face fiercely, it was still very frightened as expected, and retreated with an extremely unwilling expression.

As soon as it receded, I immediately extinguished the fire in my hand—fortunately, Zhang Qiling had already lit a few fire pockets, and the monster didn't dare to approach us for a while, so it had to stay far away in the darkness and wait for an opportunity.Am I really worried about him? Dealing with this guy with his skills is as easy as bullying a baby who hasn't grown teeth yet, so I squeezed to Wu Xie and Fatty and asked them: "