[Tomb BG] The wind comes to Wushan

Think of a fishing rod!You say yes, Zong—mother—"

Hearing Wu Xie's mocking voice, I quickly withdrew my foot that had already stepped into the ear chamber, and said like a dog: "Yes, yes, escape from the ancient tomb is the first priority~ Besides, I just I thought... maybe the funerary objects in this coffin can be used to dig walls!"

"...Really?" Wu Xie looked disbelieving.

I nodded, and saw Zhang Qiling draw out the air gun with his backhand, strode directly to the side of the coffin, and began to scratch the coffin seam with the dagger.A sense of pride that the low play has finally followed the footsteps of the great master arises spontaneously. I point to Zhang Qiling and excitedly say to Wu Xie: "Look, he thinks the same way—hey, I said Zhang Qiling, is your hand red? Touch it!" I'll never end with you when gray items come out~"

The guy kept staring at me with a slight frown, but the movements of his hands didn't stop because of this. What makes people have to admire and awe, apart from his precise and precise operation like a machine, is also There is that terrifying level of understanding of various organs that seems to be omniscient.

Great God, are you sure and sure you didn't open any cheats?

The look in his eyes made people feel a little uneasy, and when I unconsciously leaned towards Wu Xie, I gradually felt an ominous premonition in my heart.

Sure enough, at the same time as the mechanism was cracked, the entire coffin board was flicked upwards, and a black water gushed out instantly.

He dodged back, avoiding the foul-smelling black water, and picked up the air gun again:

"This is no ordinary coffin, this is a mortuary coffin."

>>>016 Hearts

>>>It is difficult to paint the skin of a tiger, but it is difficult to paint the bones.

The so-called raising corpses to store Qi is actually a saying in Fengshui: if there are two Fengshui levels suitable for burial in a tomb, then coffins must be placed in both places.Otherwise, the vacant seat could easily attract all kinds of evil things by absorbing the aura between Haichuan.

Moreover, the corpse is not something that ordinary people can "raise" if they want to. First, the burial person must have a certain blood relationship with the owner of the tomb; The coffin needs to be smeared with special embalming oil to keep the whole tomb in a fresh state.

Generally speaking, the corpses of people buried here will be swollen like those of drowned people, and under normal circumstances there will be no corpse changes.

"Since he can't pick up corpses, why is he so nervous, he looks like he's facing a big enemy...it makes people nervous." After listening to my explanation of the coffin, the fat man immediately said disapprovingly.

Zhang Qiling, who was still holding an air gun, was pointed at by him, and his attention was diverted from the coffin to our side.His voice is always very soft and flat, but this calm voice has a kind of power that pierces the bottom of my heart.

"There are exceptions to everything."

Zhang Qiling didn't directly point out who this "exception" was by name, but I shrank behind Wu Xie again with some guilt.Wu Xie probably thought I was afraid, so he shook my hand, smiled and comforted him and said, "Don't be afraid, my brother is just being cautious, there may not be anything evil in this coffin... But, what you just said If I didn’t know you before, I would have thought you were an expert in Fengshui! Zongniang, how do you know such unorthodox things?”

"Uh..." His casual question made it difficult for me to answer.

"Because she was also present when I opened a mortuary coffin from the Warring States Period." Zhang Qiling said suddenly, helping me out.

"So that's how it is." Wu Xie suddenly realized.I said you are too easy to deceive.

"Well, that's right." I was indeed there, but I was the one who was "raised".

"Okay, don't think about it, let him raise the corpse to hide the gas, let's open the coffin first." The fat man spat twice into his palm, clasped and lifted his fingers, and lifted the coffin board all at once.The two people closest to the coffin hurriedly probed to see, but the reactions of the two were quite different—one obviously relaxed, while the other became more nervous.

Wu Xie and I were a little confused by the spittle, we exchanged glances and walked over cautiously together.I poked my head and looked, and was stunned. Several people were buried in this huge golden nanmu coffin!

>>>>>>

This is the first time I have seen an authentic mortuary coffin. The inside of the coffin is full of black water. Those corpses with intertwined limbs are floating in the black water, as if paying tribute to me with their ugly and completely waxed corpses. With silent envy.

I have to admit narcissistically that among my kind, there are too few people who can be born with the same sign as me.

Maybe they were extremely beautiful in life, but in the end they didn't even have a decent way to die.

To be a commoner is to be buried with the powerful.

why?

Why?

"Zongniang, what's the matter?"

I glanced at Wu Xie, who was full of concern, and said with a wry smile: "It's okay, it's just a little disgusting. I want to vomit."

He also touched his stomach when he heard the words, and said after a long while: "My grandfather said that the human heart is the most terrifying-you see, these rich and powerful people forcibly let these poor poor People were buried for it. This is all caused by the barrenness of civilization. But this kind of thing will never happen in today's society."

Wu Xie's words are so simple that people want to laugh. The reason why people's hearts are terrible is precisely because they are equally unfathomable regardless of time and space, regardless of region, regardless of race, regardless of gender, and regardless of age.But I don't want to refute him, I think it might not be a bad thing to let him keep such a rare childishness.

"That's right, that's right, what Wu Xie said is right," the fat man suddenly interjected after studying the corpse for a long time, "good young people like us who have received a good education in the new era should do our best to help these poor people. I don't think so. Let's go to the next door to get some jars to scoop out all the water, it's unlucky to have water in the coffin, and their spirits in heaven will not be safe."

"Yeah," Wu Xie said sarcastically with a broken face, "If you touch the fingers, bracelets, etc. on their hands, they must be even more uncomfortable."

The fat man blushed and said loudly: "How is it possible, you fat man, my consciousness is so low?!"

Wu Xie snorted and stopped talking.

But when it comes to this time, it is always right to consult the great god.I looked at Zhang Qiling's brows that seemed to seldom stretch, and asked him, "Hey, what do you think?"

Zhang Qiling looked at me expressionlessly, then turned to Wu Xie and said to him, "Wash the water dry."

The fat man, who originally intended to do so, was delighted to hear what he said, and muttered twice, "Heroes see the same thing." Then he patted Wu Xie on the shoulder and punned triumphantly: "Little comrade, don't worry about it." I’m in a daze, follow me to pick up a few jars that are handy, and clean up this underwater tomb.” Just after he finished speaking, he pushed Wu Xie out, “Walk around, I panic when I see those zongzi... "

After the quarrel between Fatty and Wu Xie gradually faded away, I sighed helplessly and tapped my fingers rhythmically on the edge of the coffin.I looked at those twisted limbs, and I suddenly felt that I—or the person whose body I occupied was really lucky.

"Hey, thank you, Zhang Qiling."

Although this guy is annoying, this sentence is indeed what I am thinking at the moment.

He glanced at me and continued to study the coffin with his head down.

I said you will die if you say "no need"? !Sure enough, this guy is still: very, disgusting, disgusting!

>>>>>>

After a while, the fat man came back humming a little tune and carrying three porcelain bowls with handles.As soon as Fang stepped into Yumen, he greeted us loudly: "Little brother, yours! Zongniang, catch it!"

As soon as Zhang Qiling raised it, he firmly grasped the handle of the porcelain bowl, as if he could know the flying trajectory of the porcelain bowl without looking at him, and the one that the fat man threw to me...it was glorious.The crackling sound was particularly heart-wrenching in the empty ear chamber.

"...Zongniang, don't you do this, can you? These porcelain bowls are all high-end products carefully selected by the fat man, and one is missing! It's really... I wanted to take it back as a souvenir after scooping up the water. , a million or so..."

"How many?"

"One hundred, one hundred thousand..." The fat man was a little startled by me.

The tomb next door, which was as worthless as a broken kiln in my eyes, immediately became taller. "Wu Xie is still picking the bottle over there, right? I'll help him!" After saying this, I immediately ran towards "a bright future".

Wu Xie squatted in the corner with his back to me, holding a porcelain vase in each hand, looking left and right, always feeling hesitant and troubled: Is this worth the money or the other?

Suddenly, he thought of playing tricks on him again.I tiptoed up behind him, bent down and said sullenly, "I'm--head--"

He was really startled, and I could even feel his shoulders stiffen instantly because of fear.Just as I was about to tell him with a smile that I was playing a prank, Wu Xie swung the porcelain bottle and threw it at my head with lightning speed!

Snapped!

He was stunned by this smash, and I was stunned.

100 million, your broken voice is so disturbing...

>>>017 Tong Sheng

>>>Tonight and tonight, let's share this candlelight.

"Zongniang!" Wu Xie was stunned for a moment, and then wanted to touch my head in a panic, "Zongniang, are you okay? I'm sorry, I..."

I quickly took a step back, avoiding his hand: "I'm fine." In fact, I'm busy, I'm very busy, 100 million, I really want to kneel down and call him daddy.

"Zongniang, I really...