[Entertainment circle] Bo Bohu who pulls radish

"After all, I live alone in college abroad, so my mother bought it for me to prevent it from happening."

The words are too embarrassing, although the reason for the existence of "that stuff" itself is for protection, but anyway, it is about sensitive behavior stuff.For a girl, especially a girl who is still in college and is in a relationship for the first time, and the actual relationship time is not too long, it is still a bit "difficult to say".

In addition, every time Luo Xinduo thinks about this, it is always very easy to think of his mother stuffing that box of "equipment" into his hand the day before he was going to study in the Southern Dynasties.

It is the thinking of the vast majority of Chinese parents to go to college as an adult. It can even be said that after graduating from high school, the beginning of college is the turning point for parents from the original "strict prohibition" of being extremely sensitive to dating to the frequent "asking for warmth". .

This was originally an almost fixed pattern formed by the parents and the seven aunts and eight aunts in the domestic environment of China.Therefore, for the vast majority of Chinese parents, dating in college is very normal, and even the best situation is that after graduating from college, in addition to the basic requirements of successfully graduating and finding a job, you can harvest a partner who can develop towards marriage. This matter also occupies a considerable weight in the hearts of many Huaxia parents.

Even in the hearts of many female college students' parents, whether they have a suitable partner is even more important than whether their children's paper finds a suitable job "in the first place".

After all, in the current social environment, for the vast majority of parents with a little bit of ability, it is obviously better to arrange a suitable and stable job for their children than to introduce someone they are satisfied with and their children are willing to do. Much easier isn't it?

In a person's life, love is always something to talk about, and for Chinese students like Luo Xinduo who have been strictly "banned in love" since childhood, university is almost the only thing they can do before the invisible "marriage pressure" arrives. The time of the transfer attempt.

So "As long as nothing happens, talk about love during college." Almost all parents are happy to see it succeed, and it is undoubtedly a small request of parents before they completely "let go".

In addition, Luo Xinduo came to Nanchao to study alone at that time, and Nanchao itself had the so-called "abortion restriction", plus the market impact of the so-called Korean TV dramas in those years.

Even though it would be a bit embarrassing to say it, Luo Ma still prepared such a "prevention shot" in advance, and told Luo Xinduo cheekily, saying that if it really comes to that step, it must be done well. "Safeguard".

One can imagine what kind of "shock" Luo Xinduo, who had just graduated from high school in those few days, suffered under the impact of her mother's adult attitude and three views that "turned sharply" comparable to "Changing Faces in Sichuan Opera". Apparently, maybe it was due to the fact that Luo Ma's vaccinations were good enough back then, and Luo Xinduo did always remember this "bottom line problem".

It's just that what she didn't expect was that although she remembered it, she remembered it, but...

Bian Boxian: "Are you sure this thing can still... work?"

Luo Xinduo: "Yes, it should be fine."

"Maybe……"

Luo Xinduo: "Anyway, the inside is vacuum-packed, and the outside carton is useless."

Luo Xinduo looked at the "rain gear" that was obviously "distorted" in Bian Boxian's hand just now, and it may be because the "rain gear" that was pressed in the corner of the box for too long, the overall packaging box looked a little "wrinkled", and she was a little embarrassed to present herself as an "ostrich". Like" buried in the quilt.

Bian Baekhyun: "It was born in January 2013, and it has been...nearly four years, um, there is still about one year left before it expires."

"Uh, I said can you stop reading, please hurry up."

Luo Xinduo, who was in an extremely complicated mood, completely hid her head under the "quilt" with a face of "shame".

Without personnel, inexperienced and obviously "cowardly" but good-faced, I don't want to have any "disappointment" entanglements.

This is the most intuitive feeling in Luo Xinduo's heart at this moment.

Perhaps from the very beginning, as a "straight-ball pitcher" who uttered amazing words several times, Luo Xinduo, under the title of "death to face and suffer", can be regarded as the first wave of cashing, but the crux of the problem is such a scene , even though I knew that I would meet one day, but...

"Still flustered."

Nervousness, anticipation, fear... maybe all of them. At the critical moment, Luo Xinduo really didn't know how to describe this "complex mentality" that she had never experienced before. So why isn't Bian Boxian?

Although he chose a more "aggressive" straight ball mode from "confession" to "getting along", but that is more of a helplessness based on the status quo.

In their eyes, it's obvious that things like falling in love should be done step by step, step by step.So when two people who are both adults in physical age but obviously immature in mental age forcefully bite the bullet and move forward in a fast-forward manner, they will feel a little uncomfortable with each other.

So much so that at this moment when the arrow is ready to go, although Luo Xinduo has made mental preparations, she is panicked.And although Bian Boxian said that even if a blue boy had skipped physiology class in school at such an age, it is impossible for him not to watch a "little movie" once.

But the problem is that knowing how to operate and how to actually do it are two completely different concepts.

Why did he look at the "expiration date" to be honest, at the beginning he really didn't think that there was any possibility of "expiration" of this thing, even because Luo Xinduo brought it from Huaxia a few years ago relation.Except for the string of numbers printed on the package, his Chinese level is obviously not enough for him to successfully distinguish those relatively "more unpopular" characters in everyday language.

But the crux of the problem is that he feels that he should find a topic to resolve the embarrassment at this moment.After all, straight balls belong to straight balls in the end, and this kind of thing can't be "forced", it has to be a little aesthetic.

Think about how other idol dramas are performed. The development of male gods and goddesses should not be in the whole repertoire. The most anticipated highlight Killing Part, how did I become so sloppy before and after?

Confession is sloppy, getting along is sloppy, now... both parties are sloppy when it's obviously the first time, then when it's time for the "wedding"...

"This plot development line can no longer go astray!"

Bobohu, who suddenly came online, said that although what happened now may have been irreversible, but there is still a long way to go, and it will be fine if you don't go astray in the future.

So Baekhyun, who was determined to bring back the ostentatious style of the two as "beautiful idols", frantically recalled in his mind those memories of those school days when a few boys got together and secretly watched "movies" .

The technology is not good enough to be combined with theory. If nothing else, even if you don’t have much experience, but you have completed all the “steps” that should be done, at least not too much.The first time with a girlfriend, this is a "principle issue" related to a man's self-esteem, how can this be hasty?

This is a moment that will directly affect his image in his female ticket. He can't be cowardly for a while. They are all obviously jerky and stiff.

But even so, the boy who gradually found his rhythm did successfully bring the girl in his arms into his own rhythm amidst a burst of inner tension.It's just that whoever imagined it came to the most critical moment, when the two of them were about to take the most critical step...

"I can't get in!"

……

A very unsightly situation happened.

After trying for more than ten minutes, the progress was not to say that there was no progress, but it was also extremely touching, so that in the end, even the two people's impulsive sense of "spiritual excitement" failed again and again. Down, silently lost.

Bobohu OS: What's the situation when I go here, isn't it very easy in the movie?

Luo Xinduo OS: Why is it like this? Didn’t all the romance novels say that although there will be a little pain, all kinds of male protagonists still “go straight to Huanglong” and can gently comfort their first love girlfriend with a successful one. What about the "teardrops" dripping from the corners of the cute girl's eyes?But what is the situation now.

She was ready to grit her teeth and insisted not to let herself howl out for the first time. As a result, except for the slight local pain, she didn't succeed in "developing" at all. How can this picture...

"She/he doesn't know what to do."

In the current situation, the male side of the two people, after witnessing the expression of the girl's face "changing face" because of the "pain in the front end" during the trial process, dare not really be so ruthless, and the female side even if she has done something similar Psychological construction such as "just bear the pain and get over it".

But the crux of the problem is that even if she has done psychological construction, if she has already felt the "tearing pain" caused by such a slight push, she must muster up the courage to "counter-press" in one breath. , she is obviously not that cruel to herself.

So in the end, it was obviously the beginning of a game that had to be launched, but inexplicably, after several unsuccessful attempts, the two fell into the vicious circle of "cold silence".

This kind of development is obviously not so friendly, so I don't know whether it is to relieve the embarrassment or because I really don't know what to do. The frustrated Bian Baekhyun was silent for a while and then silently lay down next to the girl. , and whispered in the girl's ear while taking the girl into his arms:

"Go to sleep, I will check the information later to see what to do in this situation, and then try to find a way when we go to Yunnan to shoot the MV in two days."

The author has something to say: I have pulled out all the two wisdom teeth above me in the past two days, so the update has fluctuated a bit, but everyone can rest assured that I am on the list every week, just like my list that day It’s the same as the word count before the deadline. The contracted author has a word count requirement for the list every week. I will definitely make up for it. It’s just that my current state of toothache after tooth extraction really affects my thinking, so there must be fluctuations in the update during this period , but my weekly word count standard will definitely meet the standard.I'm really sorry about this.