[Comprehensive British and American] Bat's Grammy Girlfriend

At this time, Bruce didn't know that people and gods had already missed his unlucky children. Alfred made a small collar for the little octopuses, with nicknames such as "Little One" and "Little Two" embroidered on it, so as not to worry about them. They couldn't tell the little masters of the Wayne family apart—after all, the little octopuses looked so much alike.

It was at this time that Damian realized that something was wrong. He always thought that his father had a special love for octopuses, and he never thought that the little pet octopuses in his eyes would be his younger brothers.So he became the third last person in the family who knew that Batman and an octopus were engaged, and the other two last were Dick and Tim who were not on the scene.

What really let him know the truth was that Jason and Alfred were discussing the sex of these octopuses. The two sat among popular science books and scientific books all over the floor. Added the conclusions of the four young masters.

Hearing this, Damian's young heart was hit hard.Helplessly, the octopus brothers are too cute. After he couldn't accept it for a short time, he immediately threw himself into the joy of being an older brother.

Bruce had moved three more deluxe aquariums back from Wayne's research facility, so they wouldn't all have to be crammed into the original one.As for the Sumei inside, it had already been served on their table.

Speaking of food, Alfred had a headache for a while about Master Octopus's recipe.According to science, octopuses are carnivorous animals, and crustaceans such as crab shells are their prey.But the octopus in their family is not an ordinary octopus. Although it can't be seen from the outside, it does have half human blood.

Jason climbed up the steps, tied the crab meat wrapped in milk powder with a rope as if fishing, and threw it down. Xiao Si, who was hiding behind the coral, touched it with his tentacles curiously, and then there was no more.

"It seems that they don't like crabs and milk powder." Alfred crossed out two lines in his notebook, and looked at the few remaining options below in embarrassment: "Master was not such a picky eater when he was a child."

"Maybe we can try Chinese cabbage, cabbage and water spinach, maybe they are vegetarian." Jason teased Xiao San with the rope again and again.

Xiaosan is the most mischievous of the little octopuses, he has learned the one-hundred-and-a-half escape technique without a teacher, and tries to escape from the aquarium all the time, such as now.

Alfred heard the loud sound of water, looked up, and it was indeed Jason who was dragged in by the little cockroach, but he jumped out stepping on the body of Brother Cheap, and was running towards the door quickly.

His escape from prison was once again prevented by Connor, and he, who was left in Wayne Manor by Shabu and Yog, naturally entered a state of eating and drinking, and had no idea of ​​going back to Luthor at all.

In his words, it was this place that gave him a feeling of intimacy—an ambiguous description, Jason felt that he was simply attracted to Ah Fu’s good craftsmanship, although Connor repeatedly emphasized that he could rely on the sun to meet his survival needs.

After many times of capturing the escaped baby octopus, Connor has a lot of experience in "how to hug a mollusk".He softened his hands and arms and softened them again, and finally surrounded him gently like a pool of sea water.

Xiao San stayed in his arms very contentedly, and even purred like a cat.

Bruce is often followed behind Connor, because the former has recently become the research object of the latter, used to study Kryptonians—yes, Bruce has discovered that the boy who is only one month old in front of him is a Kryptonian, maybe he is Superman son.

In addition to the same DNA as Superman, there are also some strange things in Connor's body, which, by coincidence, are the same as the ones he collected on Keshira before.

When he got the result of this experiment, the brave and fearless Batman touched the top of his head subconsciously, just to make sure that there was no unnecessary extra hat, green one.

Bruce told himself to calm down, Keshira who stayed by his side all day would never have any connection with Superman flying around all day, let alone make a whole child.

But when I think about it again, it seems that when Superman was in the South Pole, he probably wore gloves made by Ke Xila himself.

No, I still have to find a way to beat up that Kryptonian.

The only good thing is that Bruce discovered the Kryptonian's weakness.This was inspired by Connor's fear of green meteorites.

Although Kexila's great-grandparents removed the meteorite, Wayne's garden still left a lot of debris.

This mineral does not exist on the earth. The main component is fluorine. It is green in color and glows in the dark.Connor showed great resistance to it in today's experiment, trying to break free from the handcuffs with both hands, but unexpectedly failed-it can suppress the ability of Kryptonians.

However, because a part of Connor's DNA is similar to Keshira's, he seems to have the ability to change sex, and finally turned into a pool of liquid and slid down the test bench.

Bruce named this ore kryptonite, and decided to use it to make a hammer, and when he saw Clark, he hit the opponent's steel head hard.

The little octopuses always showed great welcome to their father. The specific performance was that cats and dogs barked together, which was completely opposite to the usual quietness.Alfred made a suggestion to teach them to speak at an early date.

"Madam Kexila's remaining homework will come into play," said the butler.

Bruce played with them for a while—actually, the octopus played with him, and even Batman couldn't deal with 48 tentacles at the same time, so every parent-child time was always chaotic, and even broke a few valuable vases.

When are they going to take human form, Bruce wonders.After walking out of the room, he breathed a sigh of relief as if he was relieved, a little wondering whether Kexila had deliberately left the children in Wayne Manor, because it took too much energy to take care of them.

The flood seemed to be massive, but Gotham, with its simple folk customs, had never seen any big storms and waves. With the huge capital of Wayne Group, it quickly resumed normal operation.During the period, Bruce also took the time to investigate the whereabouts of Penguin some time ago, and found that the other party really had a close relationship with Luthor, and the potion used on Crocodile Man was also written by him.

However, the Penguin has mysteriously disappeared since the flood. Bruce caught several people from the Iceberg Club. They said that the boss seemed to be possessed after seeing the octopus head in the sky, and kept chanting "Cthulhu" and " R'layeh" and made a pilgrimage to the sea in a submarine yesterday.

"Cthulhu! Our Heavenly Father and Savior!" These are the last words left by Penguin.

Bruce vaguely felt that the other party would probably not come back again, and he didn't know if it was a good thing or a bad thing.

Alfred invited construction workers and gardeners today, because the meteorite caused too much damage to the garden, so the butler chose to use some external force to repair it.He also ordered a large number of roses, roses and roses. Now Wayne Garden is really a "garden", with flowers blooming almost all year round.

"When Mrs. Keshira comes back, you can propose here." Alfred introduced the new purpose of the garden to Bruce, and they came to the big silver tree, which was out of place in the patch of pink, so it was tied up. A red ribbon was attached and tied in a large bow in the center of the trunk.

"Then we can hold a wedding on the spot. We can plan now and think about which guests we want to invite." He is full of longing for this wedding that has been delayed for many years.

First of all, the hateful Kryptonians are never invited.Bruce thought about it along with Alfred's thoughts, the phone in his pocket rang suddenly, and when he picked it up, three words came from that paragraph: "Batman."

"Sorry for the wrong type." He thought it was a prank, but the person over there said quickly with a speed that can hardly be reached by humans: "I'm Peter Parker. I'm not joking. Mr. Stark disappeared a few days ago and now he still I haven't heard from anyone that you know Batman, can you please contact me."

Peter Parker?familiar name.Bruce puts on the voice changer: "I'm Batman."

Hours later, Bruce, who turned into Batman, met Peter Parker in a Spider-Man uniform at Stark Tower.

"So you're Spider-Man, Peter Parker." Batman's voice was lower than usual, because the warm-hearted New York neighbor Mr. Spider-Man had once claimed to be his wife's suitor.

Peter was embarrassed for a while. He didn't want to reveal his identity, but he was talking too fast at that time.

"Okay, tell me how Iron Man disappeared." Bruce put aside his personal grievances for the time being, and asked in a business-like manner.

"In fact, the entire Avengers have lost contact." Because of Tony's disappearance, Peter is now a little fidgety, walking back and forth in front of Bruce, and finished talking faster than on the phone after.

The incident happened on the same night as Gotham's flood. Stark noticed that something was wrong with Luthor's construction site in Queens, and went to check with a man who held a hammer and could set off thunder and lightning, claiming to be Thor.In less than an hour, the two disappeared together with a certain SHIELD agent and a certain S.H.I.E.L.D. external doctor who were also near the construction site.

"The S.H.I.E.L.D. has sealed off the construction site, but Director Fury refuses to tell me anything." Peter said anxiously. The room where the two were talking was suddenly opened from the outside, and a very familiar-looking goat walked through the door. Squeezing in, he hesitated between Bruce and Peter, and finally chose the former.

"What—"

familiar cry.Bruce recognized it as Satyr, Keshira's pet.

The question is, why is it here.

Bruce thinks he's going to lose the urge to punch Peter first.

"Little lamb." Peter squatted down and touched Sartre's head, "It's cute, right? Mr. Batman."

"Yeah, it's cute...so cute." Under the mask, Batman's exposed lips curled into a icy smile, making Peter shiver.But he didn't realize that the Batman in front of him was the one who forced "Clara" to marry, and even chattered about sweetheart.

Bruce's eyes were getting colder and colder, his fists were clenched until the knuckles were crackling, and the air in the room dropped several degrees in an instant.

Peter suddenly remembered the gossip he had heard by chance, and realized that Batman had proposed to Wayne, and Wayne seemed to agree.

But he turned around and used disgraceful means to force "Clara".

Imbued with a sense of justice, Peter suddenly became filled with righteous indignation, and solemnly accused Batman of Wayne's actions, hoping that he would not hang himself on this crooked neck tree again.