[Comprehensive British and American] Bat's Grammy Girlfriend

As it turns out, never guess how many Great Old Ones there are on Earth, because there will be more of them, not fewer.

Keshila never imagined that her aunt would open a dessert shop in New York, just like the Japanese gangsters selling milk tea, she had a deep sense of disobedience.Her memory of her aunt still stays in punching her dad and going to the planets of other old rulers. In her cognition, aunt should continue to kill all directions in the universe instead of baking cakes here .

Although this octopus-shaped cake is quite delicious.

Kasogesa brought out Ceylon black tea and skillfully poured a cup for them.Atrak was locked in a cylindrical glass container, jumped up and down angrily, and pecked at the inside of the container that trapped him with his mouthparts, making a harsh rustling sound like a woodpecker.

Kasogesa put down the teapot heavily, smiled sinisterly at the spider, and creaked his fists.If Atrak persists in his obsession, there is a high probability that his two chelicerae, which were troubled by disasters, will be broken off.

The makers of the glass containers are the people of the Mi-Gol tribe. Like the ancients, the Flying Hydra and even the Shagai Zerg, they also came to the earth and established their own territory.It’s just that the mi-go clan has no interest in expansion and war at all. Although this race worships many old rulers, what they love the most is technological development, so Yog-Sothoth is their supreme leader. The only true god, not even Azathoth.

The container was snatched by Kasogesa when she met the Mi Ge family by chance—this is her first means of making a fortune, including the dessert shop where Kexila and the others are sitting now, and she also used violence from the New York gangsters Got it.So yes, she is the boss of "Leviathan", the largest underground gang organization in New York.

"I didn't see you last time I went to Antarctica. I thought you had gone back to the planet Sous." Kasogesa said, resting his head on his hand, he looked at Kexila who hadn't seen him for many years with some doubts, and felt that she had changed. It's different.

Kasogesa asked doubts, and of course Kexila would not say that he had recovered his memory as a human, so he could only use Bruce beside him as a shield: "It's probably because I... got married, right?"

The aunt's face changed drastically when she heard the words. She carefully looked at the appearance of the little niece, her knife-like eyes finally fell on Kexila's stomach, and realized that the protruding piece was not the fat that grew out of poor food. , but several "heavy burdens".

With a crisp sound, the exquisite blue and white porcelain teacup was crushed into powder. Kasuogesa narrowed his eyes and smirked, "I wonder which lucky gentleman has become your partner?"

Kexila... I didn't dare to say that it is right in front of your eyes. I guess Bruce will be as lucky as that "lucky" little teacup after he finished speaking.

She suddenly thought of a certain man in yellow, so she pretended to be aggrieved and squeezed out three words like torture: "Hasta."

A gust of wind blew past, and Kasogesa disappeared on the soft cat-paw sofa, probably going to hunt for the Lord in Yellow in Lake Hali in the Pleiades star cluster.

"Who's Hastur?" Bruce asked. "I don't remember that name."

Kexila was glad that her aunt had gone far away, otherwise Bruce would have beaten her together when she heard this sentence.

"It's just a tentacle monster with poor aesthetics," she said, and she looked at Bruce sadly: "Remember to hide our marriage certificate."

They drank lipstick tea at the same time, and Kexila explained: "That's my aunt, I didn't know she would be in New York beforehand." She also became a gangster.

But if you think about it carefully, the piece of land that Kasogesa snatched from Kexila's father back then seems to be here.

New York, Gotham, Metropolis, Central City... the entire North American continent is Ms. Cassogosa's back garden.Local tyrants such as Bruce will have to pay her land tax, if the world recognizes this ownership.

Bruce smiled predictably. "Your relatives...are always so surprising," he said, with meaning.

If possible, Kexila would not wish to have such a family of relatives.She sighed helplessly, and the little octopus in her belly was dancing happily again, and suddenly collapsed.

Help.

She caressed her chubby belly carelessly, stretched out a hand to help her rub it, and said, "Ah Fu has prepared a special nursing room for you."

"Then don't try to trick me back." Kexila said, how could she be an octopus who would be bought by a little profit.

"Ah Fu raised a lot of crayfish in the pond outside the manor, a lot." Bruce continued to seduce, the scent of the crayfish successfully made Kexila hesitate, and also aroused the interest of the little octopuses.

The voice that suddenly drilled into his head made Bruce stunned for a moment, he moved his hand away and put it back on again, and after a few experiments, he was sure that it was the little life in Keshira's stomach who was speaking.

"They also want to eat crayfish."

"No," Keshira said grimly, and Bruce heard a barrage of complaints about how competent the mother was.

Seeing his strange expression, Kexila brushed his hand away suspiciously, and looked at his clothes for a long time, thinking that something like a bug was secretly installed again.

Because Kasogesa left, Atlach in the terrarium came to life again, desperately trying to find a way out of the cage.Keshira's right hand turned into a tentacle and stretched out, calmly pressing the button outside the container.A white-blue light passed through the giant spider, electrocuting him unconscious.Kexila took a fancy to this huge glass container, and thought that if it was filled with water, it could be used to raise her little octopuses, which would save a lot of money.

Of course, the premise is that she has to take out the little octopuses first.Their curiosity about the outside world is getting stronger and stronger, and they don't use their actions to express their desire to come out all the time.Keshila felt a headache because of this. Judging by her own size, they would most likely grow to the point where an octopus would be too big to be stewed in a pot. Apartments have to be filled with them.Then, the news of the day was that a woman kept a large octopus in private.

It stands to reason that sending them to R'lyeh is a good idea, but Kexila doesn't want to get involved with the evil gods at the moment—although she has met her aunt by chance, and... one of the four little octopuses will be The key to the revival of the Lord of R'lyeh, and her cheap daddy's lifelong desire to rule the earth, is bound to set off a bloodbath.This is what Kexila doesn't want to see. She always feels that she should be a human being, just like Peter Parker.

Her contradictions probably attracted some people's attention, and she had to find a balance as soon as possible, between humans and the Old Ones.

"You have suddenly changed a lot, Keshila." Bruce's voice rescued Keshira from the almost unsolvable problem, well, I don't know my aunt and the others, even Bruce noticed her change, although it was indeed quite obvious .

"Science shows that a person's love for another person is usually only three months." Kexila wanted to be vague, she couldn't say that she was actually a time traveler, from another earth without tentacle monsters or Gotham, right? ?Most likely they will be arrested for insanity.

"No, not that." Bruce stared into her eyes, trying to make sense of them.

"You just don't want to admit being dumped by me." Keshira said proudly, as if getting rid of the richest man in Gotham was a great deed worthy of going down in history.

Bruce took back the previous sentence, she was still stupid, essentially the same as before.

Seeing that he didn't speak, Kexila thought that he had really pulled back, so he pursued the victory and questioned Bruce and Thalia.Being pregnant for three years or something will not happen to the Old One. Don't think she didn't see the eye contact between the two just now.

I swear by Azathoth, when she asked this topic, Bruce, who was always well-informed, flashed a moment of embarrassment, and didn't even rub his stomach for her.

"If you're asking about my relationship with her, we've dated before. But because 'one loves another for only three months', we broke up." Bruce is honest in the state of chasing his wife and crematorium She replied calmly, and even took the initiative to mention Damian's existence: "If it was me and her child, I don't know what happened, at least not when we broke up."

Kexila nodded repeatedly when he heard it, only after he nodded did he realize that he seemed to have said something extraordinary.

"You guys have a child?!!!" Her voice raised an unknown number of degrees, "And you don't want to marry her, marry her quickly!"

From Kexila's excited performance, Bruce really felt her willingness to divorce him.He couldn't help re-examining himself—trying to use critical eyes, but he came to the conclusion that he was still the Gotham sweetheart, and he could still make a group of people scream in the blink of an eye, and he would not be so disgusted at all.

"Damian was 'born' from an artificial womb by Talia using me and her genes."

Artificial womb?Keshira didn't quite understand the term, and then Bruce explained it.The reason Talia was so obsessed with his genes was because she wanted an outstanding offspring to inherit the family business.

What Bruce didn't know was that Kexila's reason for clinging to him in the first place was similar to Talia's - it's just that she was not as smart as Talia, and under a seemingly fierce operation, she successfully got herself into it.

Keshira was greatly shocked, she slowly looked at her abdomen, thinking why she didn't get to know Ms Talia earlier, so that she wouldn't have to spend a long time trying to get pregnant with these four rebellious sons.