[Comprehensive British and American] Bat's Grammy Girlfriend

Kexila woke up amidst the sound of the tide.

She was lying on a soft sandy beach, her overgrown black hair was soaked in the sea water, and she was wearing a green dress that looked very expensive at first sight.

Not far away lay an unconscious man, she staggered up while supporting her head, and turned the man over.

God, he's so pretty.

Keshira stared at his face for a while, and many indescribable memories came to his mind, Soth Star, Ultimate Abyss, Chaos King's Court, R'lyeh, Gotham and Dreamland.

This was her trillion years as Keshira the Mystic.

And this person... Kexila easily carried him on his back, and walked towards the Wayne Manor in his memory.

The sun was rising in Gotham Bay, and the workers at the port rushed to the construction site in twos and threes. When they saw Kexila and the man on her back, they all showed expressions of surprise.

Kexila knew it was because of her appearance, she could see through the brains of these human beings in front of her, and see their thoughts clearly.

She now has an extremely beautiful face, which is also the favorite appearance of the people on her shoulders, but it is not her original appearance.

The body of the Old One would not make her feel tired, Kexila chose a secluded route, and not long after, she left Gotham City and came to the outskirts of the city where the manor was located.

Taking advantage of the fact that there was no one around, she changed into another skin.

Long curly red hair, emerald green eyes with two small freckles, lips as bright as roses.She took off the pearl hairpin on her head with one free hand, and scraped off the gemstones with her thumb, along with the tracker.

Such a clumsy tracking method, how did the previous self never discover it?

Keshira played with the round pearl on her fingertips before throwing it on a passing car.Judging by the license plate, it's still from New York.

I have to say that the quality of the products produced by Wayne is indeed excellent. The invisible tracker has been to the Antarctic at tens of degrees below zero, to the seabed tens of thousands of meters deep, and even traveled around in another world. Work.

Tim was so excited when he got the signal, he found Mom's location on the map.The little red dot was at the seaside of Gotham at the beginning, after moving quickly for more than ten minutes, it is now on the way to Boston.

He was a little confused, and Damian leaned over to him, watching him call out the surveillance near the manor.

The red-haired woman in the picture seemed to have discovered the location of the camera and smiled at them charmingly, then the screen went black and the camera -1.

Kexila put Bruce by the iron gate of the manor, turned his face to look at him, and lamented that although his IQ was not online, his aesthetics was not offline.She wiped the oil hard on the comatose Gotham sweetheart and gave him a passionate parting kiss.

"I will ask you for alimony on time every month." Thinking of the four little octopuses in her belly, she snorted twice, spread her wings and flew into the clouds before Tim came out.

Keshila's "previous life" was a native New Yorker, and her mother was Norwegian, so she was given this Norwegian name.The world she lives in has no Gotham, no metropolis, and no superheroes. She only heard one or two words of the Cthulhu myth among her classmates.

The layout of New York is not much different from what she remembers, and the housing prices in Brooklyn are still too expensive for her to afford.Kexila sighed, and decided to find a cheap house in Queens.

She taught a few gangsters a lesson in the alleys of Queens, and by the way, she came to cheat, took dozens of dollars from them, and used the money to pay the deposit for the apartment.The cheap rent corresponds to the small area and dilapidated walls. There are only a simple iron bed and a small sofa in a room of more than ten square meters. Kexila plans to move them out tomorrow and throw them away, and then buy a big aquarium box back.

The Great Old One doesn't need sleep, but her baby octopuses need water to continue growing after they're three months old.

Kexila remembered that octopuses were oviparous creatures. At that time, she also tried her best to peck open the egg shells and swim to the sea of ​​Xos star. Then, she was frightened by the big green octopus in front of her and lost her sanity.

Therefore, it stands to reason that she should have given birth to four eggs, and eggs are much easier to feed than cubs.The penniless Kexila sighed, and began to wonder where he could find a job without any identification.

Although it is possible to ask Wayne for a breakup fee, Kexila's main purpose of doing this is to tease him.

"Dear Mr. Wayne," she found paper and pen, and described their wonderful month in exaggerated terms, especially the mole on the back of Bruce's buttocks: "...next Friday at three o'clock in the evening at the Manhattan Bar See you." She picked a Batman time.

After finishing writing the letter, Keshira sent an envelope to the landlord. The recipient filled in Alfred and went to the post office humming.

On the way, she found a convenience store that was recruiting a salesperson. Because the wages offered by the owner were too low, the corners of the small leaflet had turned yellow, but no one cared about it.Keshira got the job and immediately went to work in overalls.

The patrons of the convenience store are almost all nearby residents, and the shopkeeper has a clear understanding of their spending power, and there is a special shelf for selling food that is expired on the day.Keshira somewhat missed the taste of poor quality food, seeing that there was a sandwich that had been neglected for a long time, she planned to take it home for dinner.

A hand touched the sandwich at the same time as her, and the boy on the opposite side of the shelf took the initiative to withdraw his hand, intending to give it to her.

Kexila didn't take it, she walked back behind the cashier, ready to complete the last transaction before leaving get off work.

The boy came to check out with a bunch of discounted products. He was quite talkative. He introduced himself as Peter Parker while Keshira was scanning the product code, and chatted with Keshira.

"Clara." Kexila told him the name he made up, and handed the shopping bag to him.

There are two shifts in this job, day shift for half a month and night shift for half a month. Kexila took off her overalls and planned to check the price of the aquarium one day.The closest way back to the apartment from the convenience store is a small road with no street lights and no police patrols, so few people walk there at night.But Kexila didn't care, she felt that she was much more dangerous than those street gangsters.

The familiar shopping bag was leaning against the wall, Kexila picked it up and looked, and the things inside belonged to the last customer.Recalling the face and figure of Peter as a teenager, it is reasonable to suspect that he has been robbed.

Keshira transformed himself into Batman's appearance, and flew up to the wall next to him under the cover of the cloak.When she transformed, she remembered some old things. She still wanted to protect Gotham for Bruce.

Now at most guard the Queens borough of New York.

As soon as he flipped up, Peter, who was wearing a Spider-Man uniform, climbed up from the other side, and met the dark one standing on the wall.

Bat, Batman... The little spider clings to the wall, why is Batman in New York?

The uniform covering the whole body can fool others, but not Keshira.She shook the bag in her hand: "your things."

As soon as the sound came out, Peter was so frightened that he almost fell down.Can anyone tell him why "Batman" sounds like a woman? !

Keshila felt a little embarrassed, she forgot to imitate Batman's characteristic deep voice.

But it doesn't matter, as long as I am not embarrassed, it is not her who is ashamed, but Bruce Wayne.

Thinking of this, Kexila patted Peter's shoulder without guilt: "You have to keep this secret for me."

Peter nodded dreamily, and suddenly realized that the other party knew his identity, and quickly said, "You also have to keep my secret."

The cloak opened, and the fake dark knight flew away.

Kexila returned to the apartment through the window, and the room was still in the same condition as she had just rented it, not a speck of dust was missing.

In order to make his eyes look more comfortable in the future, Kexila, who didn't want to clean at first, stretched out the other ten tentacles, sweeping the floor, cleaning the windows, and working ding-ding-dong-dong until midnight, Clean up here.

Peter, who was living downstairs from her, stayed up all night because of this, and knocked on the upstairs door the next day with two dark circles under his eyes, hoping that the other party's nightlife would be a little less rich.

The door opened, and the sister of the salesperson who had only met once but had a good impression of him appeared behind the door. Her beautiful eyes were like lakes in spring, looking at him with a smile on her face.

"If you came to the door because the taste of the food last night was not satisfactory, I suggest you go to the convenience store." Kexila said, "I'm just a wage earner."

"No, no, no," Peter hastily denied. He originally wanted to live directly in the noise made by his neighbors, but now he said in a tactful way: "My name is Peter Parker... Well, I have already said this, I want to say that I will It’s a coincidence that you live downstairs, isn’t it?”

"It's quite a coincidence." Kexila thought he was here to meet new neighbors, but she didn't serve snacks and tea here, just cleaning the floor would kill her octopus—wait, she finally I understand why Peter came to knock on the door.

"Sorry for bothering you last night." Keshira sincerely apologized, as expected, she had been away from human society for too long, and even forgot some basic things.She sighed in her heart, and said to Peter: "I will secretly leave you a sandwich, if you still go shopping today."

They chatted at the door for a while, and Kexila was going to work—who would have thought that three days ago she was the queen of the Kingdom of R'lyeh, even though it was only directed and acted by herself.She went out with Peter and parted at the intersection.Like Peter, Kexila also had an inexplicable affection for him, just like seeing a relative.

It’s weird.

Kexila on one side quickly entered a new life, while Bruce on the other side was still looking at Sartre in a daze.

Damian contracted the task of taking care of the small animals and had fun with the goats in the garden - one-sided, because no matter how much he teased, Sartre lay lazily on the ground, missing the little master who had gone somewhere .

Tim peeked at his adoptive father from behind the door, and discussed with Jason whether Bruce's a little decadence was because his mother dumped him or he dumped his mother.

Jason chose the former because "he's like an outcast from a good family".

No one would have thought that Kexila would never come back once he left.

Alfred held a snack and reminded Bruce that it was time to go to rest. He was very busy these days, and Gotham's yellow monster hadn't been dealt with yet. Last night he replaced Dick and had a cool run with him all night, and then looked at him Disappeared.

"Afu," as before, Bruce still couldn't remember what happened in the Dreamland, his memory stopped at the ultimate abyss, where Yog-Sothoth and Umer said: "I seem to have forgotten something very important .”

"Do you mean that you gave birth to Young Master Damian with Miss Thalia, or that you ran away with Miss Keshila?" The old butler's mouth was still very poisonous, poking at Bruce's sore spot with every sentence.

"Me and Thalia...forget it." Bruce had explained his and Thalia's affairs many times, but Alfred obviously didn't believe it, especially after Bruce said that Keshira would not come back.

The mistress of the Wayne family is gone.The old butler was very sad. If he hadn't seen Bruce's loveless look these days, he would have deprived him of the right to eat cookies.

Damian ran to the back to play with Jon. Compared with the lazy goat, the crocodile was more interested in playing, and often let Damian stand on its back to play surfing.

As a child under the age of ten, Damian was much more mature than his peers, and even surpassed adults in some respects.He grew up in the League of Assassins, and Thalia taught him the way of training warriors and assassins, and successfully trained him to be an excellent killer who is proficient in various killing methods.

Talia didn't seem to want Damian and Bruce to know each other's existence at first. She stole Bruce's DNA and used technology to give birth to the successor of the League of Assassins with "good genes" without telling him.And when Damian asked about her father, she said "he is dead".

But now, something seems to be wrong with the League of Assassins, and Talia told his son that his father is Batman, and then sent him to Gotham to find Bruce.

Bruce hasn't figured out how to get along with this sudden son. Fortunately, Damian is not the kind of child who would cry with his parents. He thinks Wayne Manor full of small animals is a paradise, and he and Sarah They had a great time.

Alfred took a letter from the door and came back, and unexpectedly found that the recipient on it was himself.

"It's really strange that someone remembers me as an old man." The housekeeper checked the envelope to make sure that there were no dangerous items such as bombs hidden in it before opening it.

He first read the ten lines at a glance, and his expression gradually became dignified in the process; he read it again after confirming that there was nothing wrong with his eyes, and understood the meaning of the above word by word; after digesting the contents of the letter, Alfred deeply Taking a breath, he took the letter and walked in front of Bruce, blaming him for leaving the pregnant Miss Keshira alone.

Tim was shocked, and asked Jason sleepwalking: "Do we have more siblings?"

"Maybe more than one." Jason said the truth again invisibly.

"Pregnant?" Bruce's face turned ugly little by little, as if he remembered something terrible.

"Miss Keshira asked you to meet in New York," Alfred said angrily, he felt strongly dissatisfied with his master's irresponsible and inactive behavior: "I hope that there will be two people on the return flight by then, otherwise ——" The old housekeeper standing at the top of the food chain of Wayne's family snorted coldly, quite unable to see that Kexila wanted to kick Bruce out of the house.