[Comprehensive British and American] Bat's Grammy Girlfriend

Barry is a free elf.

He was born in the Enchanted Forest, and when he became an adult, he heard about the deeds of the Dark Knight, so he bought horses and weapons with all his wealth, and followed his idol to travel the entire continent.

Unexpectedly, just at the beginning of the journey, he accidentally fell off the cliff, and together with two other travelers, he was treated as a stowaway, packed and thrown to a neighboring country.

Coincidentally, one of the two queens of the neighboring country met him when they went out, fell in love with him at first sight, and planned to marry him as the strongest son-in-law.

This was beyond Barry's expectations, and even caught him off guard.

Barry refused to obey, but the queen's power was too high, and her force value was higher than him. There was no room for him to refuse, and she was directly tied to the palace to finish.

The simple elf has never seen such a battle. In the past 20 years, the darkest thing he encountered was being robbed of his prey by the ghouls in the forest.Had he known today, he would have chosen to stay in the forest honestly and continue to be his free elf.

Barry was locked in the small black room for a few days, and finally took an opportunity to escape while the guards were lax.

As soon as he took a step, he felt a strange force filling his body - he ran faster than before.But before he was happy for a long time, Barry emptied the stairs with one foot, fell down in an extremely inelegant manner, and fell in front of a stranger.

The tall king of the neighboring country glanced at him, ignored his plea, and stepped over him.

The queen's guards chased him down quickly and pressed him back to the luxurious big bed room upstairs.

Although the exterior of this palace is not the same as the one Bruce lived in, the structure inside is not exactly the same, it can only be said that there is no difference.Even the decoration on the throne is a big octopus.

The queen asked him to sit down in the hall. She had the face of Audrey Hepburn, but she had the figure of Marilyn Monroe—although Bruce himself didn't know who these two people were. It must have been heard by the bard population.The queen said her name was Enktosa, and her sister was named Nktolu. Just when Bruce thought she was going to introduce her parents, the queen changed the subject and asked her or her sister's name which sounded better.

Bruce wanted to say his wife's best, but due to the situation, he could only say against his will: "Of course it belongs to your Majesty."

Unexpectedly, the queen changed her face in an instant, saying that she thought her sister's name was better, because the pronunciation of "Enktoru" was better.

His Majesty the King of R'lyeh had nothing to say about this, he could only resolve the embarrassment with a sweet smile.

As it turns out, Baby Bruce's smile eats everything.The queen's anger eased, she snorted coldly: "No wonder Kexila likes you."

After the unhappy day of chatting, the queen asked the maid to take him to rest.

Like the hall, the layout and decoration of the second floor are also the same as those of the Kingdom of Raliyah. The first kitchen on the left and the largest bedroom on the right belong to the ruler, and the sleeping place for the guests is arranged on the third floor; At the top is the place where the sundries are piled up.

The bed board was a bit hard, and Bruce was still awake at twelve o'clock in the middle of the night.He looked out the window, which faced the palace next door.

The window of the palace next door was suddenly pushed open, and a sneaky figure emerged from its head, looked around, and then jumped onto the terrace on the next floor.

Probably because the sound of landing was too loud, he alarmed the owner of this bedroom.Bruce's little wife, whom he hadn't seen for a few hours, pushed out the door, stared at the familiar face for a while, and called out a name hesitantly: "Steve?"

She clearly asked her great-grandfather to throw these light bulbs away, but it turned out to be her sister.

Could it be that the great-grandfather suddenly became worried about the marriage of the twin great-granddaughters, and simply arranged for them?

Steve didn't expect to meet "acquaintances" here.In his exclusive dreamland memory, he is a resident of Ulthar, and his dream is to become a pilot and fly a plane to the sea.However, in one of his attempts to pursue his dream, the plane rushed down the cliff, and he and two other people passed out on the territory of the Kingdom of R'lyeh.

As for the woman in front of him, Steve had encountered her portrait in Uzza City. She was the daughter of the former Lord of R'lyeh who was taken away by the snake demon. The story of her and the Dark Knight was widely spread.

The most important thing is that the relationship between Raliyah and Jupiter is not good, maybe she can help her escape.

Steve started talking, Kexila started thinking.Help him escape, my sister will go on strike when she finds out; if you don't help him escape, what if Bruce meets him one day and he regains his memory of reality?

Keshila didn't know that at this time Bruce not only saw Steve, but also saw the complex emotions in her eyes.

And Bruce, who is full of brain skills, is already doubting her relationship with Steve.

In particular, Kexila patted the other person's shoulder in a friendly manner, with a smile that was actually gloating but Bruce thought it was a happy smile on his lips.

Bruce picked up the candlestick and threw it across with precision.

Under the quiet night, the voice was particularly abrupt, successfully attracting the attention of the guards.

The queen personally captured the fiancé who was trying to escape marriage, Kexila glanced at Bruce, and went back to sleep with a guilty conscience.

It stands to reason that she shouldn't be guilty, because Bruce doesn't seem to recognize Steve at all, and even has some hostility towards him.

The wedding was originally scheduled for the next day, but Kexila asked the sisters to postpone the wedding for two days because she saw that Bruce was suspected of being overwhelmed by state affairs recently, and let Bruce take this opportunity to relax.

But when Bruce learned of the postponement of the wedding, he only felt that Kexila had "unforgettable feelings" for Steve, so he was trying to sabotage the Queen's wedding.

It's so strange that Steve has become a thorn in the side of two people at the same time.

Kexila's twin sisters are connected by life and death for some reason, and their hearts are connected, just like her grandfather and uncle.However, the relationship between the two of them and their grandfather were two extremes, and they wanted to fight anytime, anywhere.This time, it was for Kexila's sake that he came to the beach for role-playing.

Confident that her vision was better than that of her twin sister, the elder sister proudly praised Steve from beginning to end, and then asked how Keshila's baby was doing.

What else, of course, is the progress is zero - it may even be a negative number.

The elder sister was very surprised, and Kexila was also very depressed. She and Bruce had been together for half a year, and the little octopus still couldn't even see a single tentacle.

The elder sister seemed to understand something. She asked the two of them tactfully about the steps of creating humans. After learning that they slept very purely under the quilt every day, she fell silent.

In the past, I only knew that this little sister was as wise as a fool, but now I realized that she should be really stupid.

"Xiao Ke," my sister educated her heartbrokenly, "let me teach you a little trick about reproduction."

While talking, he also connected the twin sister in his mind and asked her if she had brought a brochure for children.

After teaching the tricks, the guards from the palace next door sent a box of books, and the older sister solemnly handed it over to the younger sister, asking her to start from scratch.

Whether our father can come out of the bottom of the sea depends entirely on you.

Kexila, who found out that making the little octopus was so troublesome, was shocked. She attended the wedding of her sisters like sleepwalking, and returned to their little kingdom with Bruce like sleepwalking.

When the carriage reached the border between the two countries, there was a small accident. A group of robbers who appeared out of nowhere planned to hijack His Majesty the King and His Royal Highness, but they were beaten up by His Majesty the King who was proficient in eighteen martial arts.

The leading strong man claimed to be the servant of some god, and Bruce would regret his words, and then ran away without a trace with his subordinates.

Keshila didn't care too much, she was a "god" herself.

While Bruce was taking a bath, Kexila recruited several actors from the ministers, and told them to behave like wooden figures these days and not to disturb her and Bruce.

Dagon asked why, Kexila said generously: "We want to devote ourselves to making fish."

The eldest brother didn't understand for a while, but the second brother silently removed the human disguise and breathed a sigh of relief.

He may be able to rest for a few days.

After Kexila sent them away from the terrace, the eldest brother finally figured out what the baby sister was going to do.

He was furious immediately, and wanted to rush back to fight Bruce to the death, but fortunately he was held back by Dagon.

The eldest brother had no choice but to go to the third brother to complain sadly.

Bruce felt that Kexila was not quite right today, she was sitting on the bed seriously, holding a book and studying it carefully, showing a sudden realization expression from time to time.

But when he walked over, Kexila hurriedly hid the book again, much like a rebellious adolescent girl who secretly read novels without telling her parents.

But Bruce felt that it was also possible that he was studying "a little divorce trick every day" behind his husband's back.

He has been exhausted by Kexila Schrödinger's love for the past few days, and he has been thinking about what went wrong every day, which made their marriage come to an end in just one month.

After hiding the booklet, Kexila hugged him abnormally, with great enthusiasm.

What happened next is unspeakable, but their marriage lasted.

With his nighttime problems solved, Bruce has the motivation to get up early every day.However, the kingdom has been very peaceful recently, and the fights that happened every day in the past have disappeared. It seems that the citizens have learned to be lenient to others overnight.

Bruce was deeply relieved by this.

Happy days always go by extraordinarily quickly, and the Sea God's Ceremony is approaching in a blink of an eye.

Keshila has become more lazy during this period, often lying on the bed when Bruce returns from his walk.

Concerned about her health, Bruce planned to have a doctor come and see her.So the chancellor informed the prime minister, and the prime minister informed a queen of a neighboring country. The queen had brought a female doctor from that country.

The female doctor called herself Shabu—a familiar name. When she saw the queen who looked like a day lily, she immediately became excited.

"Queen, this is... a happy pulse!"

Kexila's eyes lit up all of a sudden, and the ministers next to her seemed even happier than the two parties involved, because their careers as actors were finally coming to an end.

The female doctor touched Kexila's stomach with a smile, her eyes loving.

She prescribed some medicine, and the elders generally told Bruce to take good care of his wife.

"That's great." The female doctor sighed to His Majesty the king before she left. After walking a few steps, she suddenly turned her head and smiled mysteriously: "Your Majesty, are you satisfied with your current life?"