[Comprehensive British and American] Bat's Grammy Girlfriend

Like most of the Hippaporian gods, Atlach was not originally on Earth.

He and his friend Satogua originally lived on Saturn, where besides them, there were relatives whose names were more difficult to remember than Satogua.

Satogua has a huge family, and Jebu, who gave birth to him, is one of the twins of Shabu Nicholas, the black goat of the forest, and Yog Sothos, the god of time and space.

Like his twin brothers, Jeb doesn't care much about his hapless child.So not long after Satogua was born, she was stolen by a couple of Old Ones with complex names. The couple longed for it but never gave birth to an heir.

This matter was finally discovered by the black goat of the forest. The parents of the couple were the Lord of Outland with a long name and the "Descendants of Azathoth" with a still long name.The two parties quarreled in the court of chaos and asked Nyarlathotep, who represented the will of Azathoth, to rule.

After Naiya comforted him, he let Satogua choose by himself. Under the expectant eyes of several outer gods, the dumbfounded Satogua said, "Quack."

Things are at an impasse, but fortunately Yog Sothoth knows everything about the past, present and future. He said that billions of years later there will be a planet called Earth, on which an intelligent race called human beings will be born.Some humans have adoptive parents in addition to their biological parents.

So Satogua had a pair of adoptive parents and adoptive grandparents. After he was strong enough, he left the place where he was born and met Atlak in the vast universe.The two continued to travel together, and when they passed by Saturn, they were invited by Satorgua's adoptive uncle whose name was hard to remember to "live for a while", and they also tasted the local specialty, a liquid metal with a strange taste.

The adoptive uncle was hospitable and the food near the cave was plentiful. Satogua lived in Saturn and didn't want to leave.He is not easy to get hungry but he is good at eating. When he was wandering in the universe, he always had to worry about food. However, he was not very powerful at that time. The same kind on many planets were fierce and stingy, and it was often difficult to find food.

But Atrak didn't like it here.He was born in the dreamland, and the spiders of Lengyuan raised him, brought him up, and became his first believers.

The dreamland is a wonderful space. People in reality can enter through the dreamland or the cracks hidden in the dark, but the races inside are difficult to leave, except for some powerful foreign gods and old rulers.

The purple spiders in Lengyuan have been invaded by moon beasts all the year round. Atlach decided to change, but he couldn't beat Nyarlathotep behind them, so he had to come to the real world, looking for ways to bring the cold spiders to reality. Methods.

After wandering for tens of thousands of years, Atrak discovered that his spider web could connect reality and dreams. He happily started weaving the web, but he always encountered various difficulties.

Yi Deja, queen of Soth, told him to go, and let her mate Cruise tear his web; A trillion light-years away; even Satogua's good-natured adoptive uncle burned his spider silk unceremoniously.

Atrak didn't understand why it was so difficult because he just wanted to weave a web.

He wanted to leave Saturn, but his good friend was fed into a fat house by his adoptive uncle, and he refused to go out no matter what.Atrak, who has no relatives or second friends, still cared about this friend, so he continued to live with him for an unremembered number of years, until his adoptive uncle found sadly that the cheap nephew had too much appetite and was about to be unable to support him. The two walked out.

Fortunately, at this time, an outer god from the earth sent them an invitation to rent together.

The Outer God was called Abhos, and because he thought the outside world was too scary, he hid in the underground world under the Vomiaderes Mountains in the Hippapolis continent.There are seven floors in this underground space, and Abhos naturally lives at the bottom.At that time, there were already traces of humans in Hippapolis. Abhos always suspected that some naughty humans would come to his residence, so he thought of finding two gatekeepers.

Satogua happily accepted his invitation, and Atlak occupied the second and third floors respectively.Before he left home, he got many magic books from his grandfather Yog, so he slowly gained the faith of the Hippapolis.But Satogua didn't care about this, he only cared about whether the sacrifices that believers used to exchange magic books were rich enough.Occasionally, believers who don't know the rules come empty-handed, but when he is not very hungry, those believers will be given to good friends by him.

Atrak was not very interested in cooking. He taught those humans how to weave webs, so as to help him weave the big web connecting reality and fantasy as soon as possible.

After a period of observation, he found that human females were more efficient, so he branded them with spider marks and turned them into spiders like himself.As for the males, they were sent back to the ground, and it was useless to keep them anyway.

Not long after the happy days, Satogua suddenly met two new friends-the white priestess, the incarnation of Hippapolia's will, and a human named Eibon.Affected by them, Satogua decided to remove people from the diet, and at the same time did not allow Atrak to go to the ground to catch women and transform them into spiders.

Atrak was very angry, but who made Satogua his only friend, so he had to agree aggrievedly.Unable to catch humans, he set his target on the shared roommates.There are a lot of snake people on the fifth floor and they have no background. Atrak quietly grabbed a handful and threw them over. He thought it was very concealed, but he was discovered. The landlord Abhors was angry with his behavior, so he sent He drove out of the underground cave.

Satogua expressed sympathy for what happened to his friend, but because he was too lazy to move, he only sympathized for a while.

At this time, Hippapolis had sunk into the bottom of the sea, and Atlach took a lot of effort to surface and swam to the vicinity of an island. He searched for a strange object there, and after opening it, he picked up one that was still there. Panting human male.

Because he offended Abhos and Satogua refused to allow him to harm the humans in this area, Atlak had no choice but to leave his hometown and swim across most of the earth with the newly picked humans on his back to the other end of the world.

He found a black mountain here, and there was a magnificent city built by someone unknown inside. Although there were still aborigines in it, they were all asleep.Atrak directed his spider daughters to wrap the aborigines into rice dumplings and throw them all into the dug pit.

Having done all this, he began to weave again the web that Abhoth had destroyed.

In order to retaliate against the white priestess who snatched away his good friend, he also pretended to be the other party's name to swindle and deceive in Antarctica. Although he was finally discovered by the master, he still left many bizarre legends.

Atrak dragged the new prey back into the mountains to join the one he had picked up earlier.The place where he kept the two of them was an aboriginal livestock farm. Although the owner was gone, the grain reserves they raised were still alive and well.

When Superman woke up among the soft bellies of a bunch of white penguins, he saw the big face of his childhood idol, Captain America.

He felt the split of time and space, and thought for a moment that he had traveled through time.

A fat penguin stepped over his body. If he was a normal person, he might be crushed to death by a weight of two hundred pounds. Fortunately, he is a superman.

The fallen penguin quacked, and it took a while to get back up again, flapping its wings, its short feet angrily kicked off the big iron that tripped it, and kicked Superman far away.

Superman resisted the idea of ​​turning it into a roast goose, and returned to the place where he had just been lying.

Captain America fell asleep, with marks on his face from being beaten, he probably woke up and was knocked out again.

The quality of the spider silk on his body was unknown. Superman burned it with his heat vision and pulled it with his arms, but he couldn't break free.He just squirmed like a big bug, moved his foot to Captain America's side a little bit, and then kicked him hard.

Captain America woke up. He had the same blue eyes as Superman, and he blinked twice in confusion.

"Hi?" Superman was a little excited to see his idol, but the current situation made him feel funny: "My name is Superman, I am a superhero, and I mainly maintain the safety of the metropolis... and I am also your fan. Can you sign it for me?"

"Fan?" Captain America looked at the man with curly hair in front of him, his sincere dog eyes made it impossible to doubt what he said: "Of course...you were also caught by that spider?"

Superman nodded grimly. The rotunda was lined with fine netting, much like the sheepfolds his mother used to keep her cattle. "Is it going to use us for food?"

Captain America's expression was even more sad. He sighed deeply, and told Superman the main purpose of the spider's main purpose of catching them: "Actually, it wants us to be its son-in-law."

"???" Superman was shocked.