[Comprehensive British and American] Bat's Grammy Girlfriend

Keshira, wearing a bat suit, flew aimlessly around Gotham for a while, and finally landed on the roof of a building near the Wayne Group.

She was thinking whether to rush out and fight Bruce away, or to conceive a domineering speech and then fight him away.

Damn, that human being is not as good-looking as her, not as white as her, and even her breasts are not as big as hers. Where did she lose?

Kexila, who was immersed in the failure of courtship, looked up again, and found a red cloak floating in front of her.

Because Lois went to Antarctica, most of her work went to Clark.

Clark knew that Louise was secretly helping him. Even though he didn't like reporting on the extravagant life of the upper class, he still came with the microphone.Tonight's report was very easy, the two main characters were very cooperative, but Wayne answered the phone in the middle of the interview, and when he came back, his expression was not very good.

As the darling of the media, Wayne rarely loses his composure under the spotlight. Although he hid well this time, he was still caught by Clark.

And as soon as he came back, he sent away his female companion, not knowing what was said on the other end of the phone.

Clark huddled among the reporters, scratching his head for his reasoning, thinking that it would be fine if he eavesdropped just now.

However, Martha said that eavesdropping on other people's privacy is a very bad behavior, and Clark has been consciously restraining his super hearing and super vision unless there is an accident.

Wayne ended the press conference absent-mindedly. Clark walked around the banquet and didn't receive much goods, so he simply slipped out and changed into his uniform, ready to take the time to go home and see his little black cat.

Since taking in that poor little boy, he has always wondered whether his cat food is delicious, whether he has a good nap, and whether he was bullied by a big dog when he was walking.

However, as soon as he flew into the sky, Clark noticed the darkness squatting on the top of the pointed building, and he was so frightened that he quickly turned a corner and hid where "Batman" could not see.

Darkness is very territorial, and he really doesn't want to hear "Get out of my Gotham" anymore.

The darkness tonight seemed a little different from usual. Clark looked for a while and found that "he" was staring at the Wayne Building with dull eyes. A thief downstairs stole thirty dollars, and "he" ignored it.

Clark taught the thief a lesson, and when he came back, he was still squatting there in black, like a thinker painted in black.

What the hell is he doing?

Unable to hold back his curiosity, Clark floated to the other party's side.

Keshira squinted his eyes at Superman, and called out faintly: "Aliens."

Very good, it is not to let him go.Superman was very moved, but this voice, although still Batman's unique deep and rough voice, still felt very similar to the other one.

"Hey, Batman." Superman landed next to "him", "Any trouble?"

He didn't expect the other party to answer, and he didn't expect "Batman" to say "hmm".

Although still faint.

What made "Batman" the way he is?Superman was puzzled.

"Can you tell me what happened?" He slowly approached the darkness, and finally squatted beside the other party.

Kexila sighed very melancholy, for some reason, Clark could vaguely hear a bit of grievance.

"Bruce—" Hei Qiqi said.

Well, it sure has something to do with Wayne.Clark was not too surprised and continued to listen attentively.

"Bruce—" Heiqi paused for a long time before saying the second half of the sentence: "Bruce is going to have a baby with someone else."

Clark, who is a reporter, was stunned with his little curly hair. What kind of drama is this at eight o'clock? The person I love doesn't love me, and even wants to have offspring with others?Louise's words are indeed true. Art comes from life. He used to think that the social media's reports were outrageous enough.

"But," it took Clark a long time to recover his voice, "you are both men, even if you are together, there is no..."

Before the word "result" could be uttered, Hei Qiqi, who was squatting on the roof together, took off his hood, and looked at him in confusion with bright blue eyes.

Clark was completely shocked, and didn't know whether to complain about "Batman is a woman" or "Batman wants to have a baby with Wayne" or "That day I met Batman by the Gotham River".

There was a voice changer attached to the headgear, and after taking it off, Keshira's voice returned to its original: "I'm not a male."

"Uh, uh, well, I see..." Clark nodded dreamily, and suddenly realized that it was no wonder he vaguely felt that Batman was similar to the girl who stunned him.

On second thought, Wayne still showed up with her that day.

It was really big news enough to blow up the entire press.Clark couldn't help squatting a little straighter, as if he was doing a "Batman interview" with a microphone in his hand: "May I ask, how long have you and Mr. Wayne known each other?"

"Thirty years," Keshira said.

Clark almost fell off the roof.

30 years! ?He looked at the appearance of "Batman" again, with a wrinkle-free face and jet-black hair, she looked like a young girl, not in her thirties at all.

Probably not looking old?The Kryptonian couldn't figure it out, and finally had to say vaguely: "That's a long time."

Kexila then looked at the brightly lit Wayne Building, with a miserable little appearance and heartbroken.

Because of the special system, Clark had no friends since he was a child, let alone the experience of comforting his friends who lost their love.He couldn't hold back his words for a while, and went through the process of getting to know "Batman" and Wayne in his mind, and made up the tortuous love between a pair of childhood sweethearts.

Thinking about it again, Wayne's parents died due to the chaos in Gotham, and "Batman" was born for many years and has been fighting crimes in the dark, diligently, without asking for rewards.I didn't know the reason before, but now I know it's all for love.

Clark was so moved by his brain power, he solemnly held Kexila's hand: "I will definitely help you!"

Keshira's answer was to blink her eyes twice in confusion. Clark looked at her, thinking that Wayne, who had been "silently guarded by Batman for many years", was still having a good time at this time, his emotion immediately turned into indignation.He picked up Kexila and took her to Wayne Mansion: "Justice Superman help you get justice!"

They shattered the building's expensive bulletproof glass and landed firmly in the middle of the dance floor.

"Batman and Superman," Tony said, holding his glass close to Bruce, "you invited them?"

Bruce forced a smile: "No, no, yes."

Forget about Superman, what is going on with this "Batman", Tim is so bold?

At this time, Tim was rushing to the Wayne Building in Robin uniform. Halfway through the walk, he remembered that he forgot to tell his adoptive father that the bat suit was taken away by his mother. .

"Bruce Wayne." The Metropolitan Superman said, and came over murderously: "Batman has something to tell you."

The journalists who are not afraid of death whisper to each other, nothing more than topics such as "When did the relationship between Batman and Superman become so good?"

Bruce, who was forced to have a good relationship with Superman, suppressed his anger and pretended to be listening: "Oh?"

Superman gave way to the side, and Keshira also came with a murderous look, and everyone around took a step back silently, only Tony stood stubbornly beside Bruce.

"Brucie." As "Batman" spoke, the reporters took out their recording pens one after another.

Bruce's smile was a bit stiff, he knew who the person under the uniform was, and when he went back, he must double, double, and double Kexila's homework.

"I want to sleep with you!" In the quiet venue, Batman's hoarse voice clearly entered everyone's ears: "I want to have a baby with you!"

Silence, dead silence.

The sound of the recording pen falling to the ground broke the delicate atmosphere, and the minds of the onlookers turned again. They witnessed the big news of the century: Batman confessed to Wayne in public, and they are a couple!

Superman was also stunned by Kexila's straight ball. Batman looks like he has twists and turns, but his real character is so straightforward.

"Crack, crack, crack." Tony clapped his hands in great emotion, "I always thought you were Batman, just like I was Iron Man, but I didn't expect..." He held their hands together, Facing the public like a witness: "Let us bless this couple."

There was thunderous applause in the hall, and Superman shot with great enthusiasm, feeling deeply that he had done a great deed.With strange and satisfied smiles, everyone stared at Bruce and Keshira who were the focus.

Clark returned home with silly joy, happily hugging the black cat named "Best" in circles: "I have witnessed history."

The black cat struggled and jumped out of his arms, and lay down to lick its fur in the cat's paw nest that Clark bought with savings.

The editor-in-chief's deadly phone rang, and as soon as he pressed the answer button, Perry roared angrily throughout the apartment: "Clark! Did you take a picture of Batman proposing to the rich man in Gotham?"

Clark was dumbfounded, holding the phone carefully: "No, no, because—" He was Superman at the time, so he couldn't take a camera out from under the cloak to take pictures, could he?

"No reason!" Perry yelled at him, "Do you want to receive unemployment benefits? You must hand over a report about tonight at work tomorrow, or you will go back to the country to plant corn!"

Clark took the imperial edict and turned on the computer to type the manuscript.

Fortunately, he was one of the facilitators of the "marriage proposal incident" and had mastered top-secret information that other colleagues did not know.

He typed up a long manuscript quickly, and handed it to Perry confidently when he went to work the next day.

Perry glanced through it, and was surprised to find that the small town boy in front of him had a talent for gossip.

"Batman and Wayne's childhood sweethearts." He read the manuscript, "How do you know their childhood sweethearts? And isn't Batman a man, he should be a bamboo horse and bamboo horse."

Clark couldn't say that "Batman" said it to him himself, so he could only say: "I added a little reasonable guess...then I'll change that word."

"No, that's it." Perry handed his manuscript to the people in the distribution department, "Leave the readers room for imagination."