[Comprehensive British and American] Bat's Grammy Girlfriend

"I should have come later, maybe as long as three or five days at night, the Wayne family will be able to succeed." Along the way, Alfred did not know how many times he repeated this sentence, and he carried the original plan for Bruce. Kindly asked Kexila: "Miss, do you need a delicious cookie?"

Bruce swears that Alfred looks like he wants to call her "Ma'am" more than "Miss."

Keshira was wrapped in the same clothes originally prepared for Bruce, and shrank behind Bruce in fear.

Alfred was not depressed, and asked with a smile: "I don't know if the master plans to hold the wedding as soon as he returns, or do he first meet Miss Kexila's parents before holding the wedding?"

In short, there is no second option other than holding a wedding.

"Don't even think about it," Bruce said, "It was just a misunderstanding."

As soon as he mentioned "just now", he felt embarrassed, and Kexila was so startled by Ah Fu's appearance that the hands supporting his body slipped and threw him directly on the ground.

I don't know if the density of the sea monster is different from that of humans, but the weight of Kexila... is quite impressive, comparable to the big man of steel with three primary colors next door.

Alfred almost retracted his foot to get off the plane, and showed a motherly smile at the scene in front of him: "Do you want me to avoid it for a while, sir."

"Ah Fu!" Bruce's voice was quite exasperated.

After recalling the first meeting with Ms. Kexila, Alfred sighed: "So, you don't intend to be responsible for this beautiful lady? This is not like Batman's style."

"Ow," Bruce howled in pain, "I repeat, I have nothing to do with her."

Alfred's eyes were full of doubts, but instead of arguing with Batman, he connected the Batcave signal, notified Tim who was guarding over there to pick them up, and asked Tompkins to prepare two full-body suits. examine.

"Why two sets?" Tim asked inarticulately, chewing something in his mouth.

"Because we still have a respected guest." Alfred said, "Master Dick and Master Jason are still there?"

"They were just going to leave." Tim glanced at his two "brothers", and the two had an unknown dispute, and they were almost about to fight in the Batcave.

"Dick and Jason are back?" Bruce asked after Alfred hung up the call.

"Of course, after all, you have been missing for half a month, sir." Alfred sighed, "It is a sincere suggestion from your old housekeeper, I hope you can reduce these dangerous activities as much as possible in the future, you know You are no longer young, let alone Miss Kexila now."

Half a month? !This time made Bruce temporarily ignore Ah Fu's last words. He only stayed on the desert island for two days, so where did the remaining ten days go?

"We searched the entire sea area, and only found the bat machine and a bat hood that were blown apart." Alfred described to him what happened during the past half month, "During the period, Gotham had an explosion. Some small troubles, but not big problems, were solved by Master Dick - he and Master Jason took turns wearing bat suits for night patrol. Master Tim and I continued to search for a needle in a haystack, and finally detected it in the sea area exactly opposite to the place where the Batplane crashed. Arrived on the trail of the master."

Speaking of this, Alfred looked at Kexila lovingly: "We thought something happened to you, but it turned out to be your honeymoon."

Bruce realized it, no wonder Ah Fu always felt that he was having an affair with Kexila, and it turned out that he hadn't shown up for many days and ran to live with Kexila.

"Actually..." Bruce rubbed the sides of his forehead, wanted to explain but didn't know what to explain first: "Forget it, I'll talk about it when I get back."

While they were talking, Keshira slid down from the seat like a snake, pressed her face against the porthole, and gazed at the sea below with fascination.

A huge shadow flitted across the sea, shaped like an octopus, but much bigger than an octopus. "It" disappeared and reappeared, and it swam with the plane for several miles before reluctantly sinking into the deeper seabed.

Keshira's hand was also attached to the glass, and her lips as gorgeous as red coral gently spit out a strangely pronounced word, as if saying goodbye to "it".

Bruce, who was watching her from behind, interpreted her actions as reluctance to give up on the ocean. In fact, at the beginning, he was hesitant to take Kexila back to Gotham.Although I’m not sure about Keshira’s race, but from what I’ve seen and heard in the past two days, she has an inseparable connection with the sea, and she seems to hate sunlight—well, there are very few of these things in Gotham; For some reason, even though Bruce wanted to study Keshira, he decided to keep her at sea.

The result of doing this is to get the sea monster's aggrieved eyes and Ah Fu's disapproving eyes when he looks at the scumbag who has always been chaotic and finally abandoned.

The plane landed at Wayne Manor. When Kexila saw the majestic castle-like main house, she was curiously amazed for a moment, but soon, the emotion in her eyes was replaced by fear, and she stood hesitantly on the gangway, Stare at the hard earth below.

Bruce guessed the reason right away, and Kexila also raised his head, looking at him weakly and helplessly.

It's all your own trouble.Bruce thought, reaching out to hold her princess in his arms.To his surprise, Kexila was very light to hold, completely without the weight that almost crushed Batman before.

Does the Kraken's weight vary depending on whether it's on land or at sea?While thinking, Bruce walked into the house.

The three little birds and Tompkins were all sitting in the living room, and they all showed big or small smiles when they heard the sound of the door opening, but they all froze when they saw Bruce.

A disheveled Batman, hugging a beautiful, equally disheveled woman, sharp-eyed Tim also found the bat cape hidden under Keshira's coat.

So where did Ah Fu find the great Batman?

The four of them looked at each other and kept eye contact. Finally, Tim, the youngest, choked out a sentence to break the deadlock: "Aren't we finally a single-parent family?"

"If you talk nonsense again, you will become a left-behind child." Bruce threatened with a low voice that belonged to Batman.He wanted to put Kexila on the sofa closest to the door, but the other party refused to get out of his arms without saying anything, not only grabbed him with both hands like a suction cup, but also flexibly locked his legs against him. waist.

Damn, what the hell is this Kraken Land Syndrome?

Wow.These two words were written in the eyes of several onlookers, and Jason whispered in Tim's ear: "The old bat is really lucky."

"Isn't it better for us to get out of the way in this situation?" Tim asked in a smaller voice.

Seeing that Kexila was dying, Bruce hesitated for a while between the two options of "slapping her unconscious" and "throwing her back into the sea", and finally decided to ask Tompkins to give him a tranquilizer.

Under the effect of the medicine, Kexila felt a sense of sleepiness, and Bruce's limbs, which were entwined like water weeds, also slowly relaxed.She fought against the drowsiness tenaciously for a while, and finally closed her eyes.

"This is the best tranquilizer on the market, and she didn't fall asleep right away." Putting away the needle, Tompkins said with emotion, "Just in case, I used three times the dose of ordinary people. "

"It seems that not everyone is blinded." Bruce laid Keshira on the sofa, "How did you find out?"

"It's very simple. The person who can bring you back to Wayne Manor is definitely not an ordinary person." Tompkins took a deep breath and put his hands on his arms: "Although there is no malice, I... am a little bit uncomfortable. Like this beautiful lady...she makes me feel a little uneasy."

The little birds began to bite their ears again: "Isn't it because of jealousy?"

It was Tim who said it, and because she was so close to the doctor, she overheard him.

Tompkins gave him a squinted look and didn't argue with him: "Let me give you a full body check first, especially your spine, God bless it didn't get worse in this accident."

Bruce almost forgot about the injury on his back, and subconsciously touched the back of his neck: "I think it's much better, even completely healed."

Tompkins was noncommittal, and they came to the underground bat cave, which has a complete medical facility.The doctor who entered the state first checked the spinal problem that he was most concerned about, and was surprised to find that it was really "all good" as Bruce said.

"It's a miracle in the history of medicine." Tompkins was so shocked that he couldn't speak for a long time. "Your spine is like it has never been broken—it doesn't make sense."

Taking advantage of the gap in the inspection, Bruce explained the identity of Keshira, a mysterious creature that appeared inexplicably, could breathe and swim in the sea, hated sunlight, and was tentatively designated as a siren.

Tim guessed: "She can't be the one who cured it." They quickly accepted the setting of the siren. After all, there was an invulnerable superman in the metropolis next door. There is a ridiculously fast Flash, and Gotham still has a bunch of weird XX people. In this environment, Siren doesn't seem to be so difficult to accept.

"To be studied," Bruce said, looking down at his X-ray.

"She seems to be awake." Tim, looking at the monitoring interface, said, "Hey, what is this?"

The latter sentence refers to the surveillance outside Wayne Manor. A chubby black creature appeared under the surveillance of the camera, and happily ran towards the gate of the manor with short legs.

"Baa~" It stood up, and slapped the iron door with its front hooves, as if knocking on the door like a human being.

"A...goat? Or a black goat." Tim wondered. "Is there a shepherd near our house?"

At the same time, Kexila, who was lying on the sofa, opened her eyes and rolled her eyes. She was a little sad not to find Bruce around, but she was quickly attracted by the movement outside.

Overcoming her fear of the earth, she briskly ran out of the house to the black goat of unknown origin.

Caressing it through the iron gate, Keshira looked at Alfred who was following behind with her clear eyes pleadingly.

The black goat also squatted obediently on the ground, bleating softly at the old butler, looking harmless to humans and animals.