[Comprehensive British and American] Bat's Grammy Girlfriend

The public has no shortage of new hot spots and concerns. After the "fish head man" lost the news anticlimactically, their attention quickly shifted to digging out "Captain America".

Why do you say "dig"?Because the plane fell into the thick ice, the survey team was worried that the big action would damage the "living specimen" wrapped inside, so they could only use basic tools to dig it out little by little.

Tim squats in front of the TV, tuning in to catch up on the latest developments on the front lines.

Compared with only a vague outline at the beginning, the drawing on the plane can now be seen clearly.They identified the door of the plane, carefully knocked off the ice and snow on it, and then opened the door that had been dusty for more than 70 years with the help of tools.

Like everyone else watching live, Tim's heart is in his throat.Is Captain America still alive?A text message vote was launched at the bottom of the screen. At present, the majority of people who pray for the survival of this representative of the American spirit are all for themselves or their parents' childhood idol.

Professionals put on protective clothing and walked into the same frosty aircraft cabin.Not long after entering, he picked up a shield painted with red stars on the ground.His teammates cheered, urging him to find Captain America's... dead body.

It's really too cold here, if you can trick your captain to play wilderness survival in the plane before coming in, now you can only hope that the captain's body will be well preserved in this environment of minus ten degrees.

However, the detectorists turned the plane upside down, and they didn't see a hair of Captain America.

What is this called? There is no Captain America in the plane where Captain America crashed, just like there is no wife in a wife cake. It is a commercial fraud.

Tim, who has been sitting for a day, is about to crack. He feels that he is just like chasing the finale of Game of Thrones, and he can't wait to bring ten keyboards to match the show group.

He turned off the TV angrily, and Bruce and Kexila came down from the stairs, dressed in clothes that looked like couples, and were planning to go to the mall to complete today's shopping plan.

Bruce saw that Tim was about to smoke, and asked casually: "Is there an extra charge for the 'Captain America Excavation Project'?"

Worse than paying extra for Advance Order, Tim thought.

"They dug up nothing." He turned the TV back on gloomily. "Only found shields."

The excavator who reappeared on the screen was also a little embarrassed. He walked around inside a few more times, and after confirming that there was really no Captain America, he signaled the photographer to turn off the camera with his eyes.

The image on the TV shook a few times. At first everyone thought it was because of the photographer, but in the next second the professional rushed towards the photographer and shouted his name.

With a "plop", the unlucky photographer fell into a deep hole.

Who knows who dug a big hole in the bottom of the plane.

The shocking reversal stunned the audience in front of the TV. Tim took a bucket of popcorn and continued to watch it with relish.

This turning point is like a magic cut movie suddenly going to be released in the director cut version, causing comfort!

Bruce booked today's shopping mall very much, and walked in with Kexila in his arms under the spotlight of many reporters.

In less than half a minute, the Gotham Forum updated the information of "Wayne's new girlfriend", and said that this lady, who was probably brought back from England, is very popular and is expected to win the throne with the longest "shelf life".

Immediately under the topic, a bunch of replies of "the forum is anti-buy, the villa is near the sea" flooded out. Tim, a surfer, laughed silently when he saw it, and then opened the next post to frantically vote for Kexila.

This wasn't his father's old girlfriends, but his almost real little mother.

The salesgirls enthusiastically recommended clothes to Keshila, but the new girlfriend of the richest man in Gotham has a lot of personality. No matter how gaudy their introductions, she would always say "oh".

The eloquent salespeople ushered in a huge test in their careers.

Kexila has never been able to understand why she needs to wear clothes. She is not afraid of heat or cold, and it is difficult for ordinary weapons to cut her skin. No matter how fancy clothes are, she thinks they are a piece of cloth.

But Brussie liked her wearing more clothes than not wearing any clothes. Kexila nodded casually and asked for a few big dresses from Bling Bling.

When she got to the shoe area, her eyes lit up all of a sudden.

Wow!So many shiny and beautiful things.

With the power of money, the interior of Wayne Mansion is like spring all the year round. Even if Kexila runs around barefoot every day, Ah Fu will only remind her to wear a pair of socks.

"I want them all!" She said proudly without waiting for anyone to recommend her the latest styles of the season.

The salesperson went to see Wayne, and Bruce smiled decently: "Do as she says."

Kexila tilted her little feet with the crystal slippers in satisfaction, remembering that her own body has twelve arms and feet, and added: "Six pairs of each!"

Dividing 12 by 2 equals 6, she shouldn't have made a mistake.

Bruce's smile almost didn't hang on, he slowly looked at Kexila who was spending a lot of money in a muffled voice: "I'll ask my housekeeper to send a car to pull it." I don't know if a big truck is enough to load it.

He will never take her shopping for shoes again.

The news that Bruce Wayne spent a lot of money to buy out all the shoes in the department store quickly spread throughout the streets and alleys of Gotham, and for a while there were more people who wanted to compete for the job and throw their girlfriends.Even if they break up in the future, they can still make a fortune by selling shoes.

The salesperson completed the transaction like a dream, and suddenly woke up when the two benefactors were about to leave. He rushed over to hold Kexila's hand sincerely, and said solemnly: "Thank you for coming."

Bruce's face turned black, obviously he paid the money, why didn't he thank him.

Look at Kexila who is in a happy mood: today's homework is super doubled.

Alfred asked for instructions to clean a few rooms and come out to put shoes, Bruce let him do it gloomily.Keshira hurried up to take a shower, carrying a new pajamas in his hand - Batman's logo.

They came across a superhero-themed store on the eighteenth floor, which not only sold peripheral products related to Gotham Batman, but also Superman, Flashman, and even Iron Man, who just appeared not long ago.

Kexila was very interested in one of the imitation bat suits, but unfortunately the size of the suit was only suitable for muscular men, so he had to buy a full set of Batman peripherals in tears.

While there was still some time before dark, Bruce studied "Broken Chapters".

This book is like a collection of niche myths. It introduces mythical creatures called "The Old Ones". They combine the characteristics of animals and plants, with flower-like heads and bodies that are closer to insects. There is also a pair of large wings on the back.They ruled the earth before humans, and established many highly civilized cities, until one day a mysterious race came from an alien, and a war broke out; and a race enslaved by the ancients also rebelled, under the influence of external and internal troubles , and die.

Bruce also saw the illustration that the student mentioned, but there is still a big difference between the two upon closer inspection.Despite being balls of tentacles, Arkham's monsters have eyes and mouths, and the book is just a simple mass of soft matter.

After closing the book, the smell of dinner came from the kitchen, he walked upstairs, and there was a sound of water in the bathroom, Keshila hadn't come out yet.

She comes from the deep sea and has a natural closeness to water. Every time she takes a bath, it takes a long time, but it is not like this time.

Bruce looked at his watch, it was almost two hours.

It stands to reason that he shouldn't be worried, after all, Keshira is half a fish... But fish also drown because they don't breathe for a long time.

Bruce knocked on the door, Keshira seemed startled, and something fell to the floor.She hummed and refused to let Bruce in, so Bruce had to go downstairs and wait a little longer.

A truck came with shoe boxes, and Alfred found a few people to unload the goods, and all kinds of boxes piled up in the living room.

Tim almost thought he had gone to the wrong place when he entered the door, "Is this a Christmas gift bought in advance for Wayne Group employees?"

Alfred Debrus replied: "No, the master bought it for Miss Kexila."

It turns out that the post on the forum is true.Tim was dumbfounded, and it took him a long time to silently calculate the price of these shoes, thinking that falling in love costs money.

I want to be single.

Bruce still doesn't know what kind of impact this scene has had on the young mind of his adopted son. He frequently looks at the stairs, fearing that when he comes back from the night patrol, he will see Kexila turned into a salted fish, and then the fish head kingdom will hit Gotham, which will cause unnecessary trouble. conflict.

Just a second before he was about to go to the Batcave, Kexila came downstairs with a big green face.

Tim looked at his young mother and then at his adoptive father. For a moment, he couldn't tell whose face was greener.

And the clothes on the little mother, is this playing some strange play?

Tim inserted the bacon, stood up as quietly as possible, and left the living room step by step.

He finally knew why the eldest brother and the second brother didn't live at home, and he really wanted to move out!

Bruce's face turned from green to white to black, and finally he yelled "Alfred".

He pulled Kexila back to the bathroom, untied a few cuts, and sure enough, his body was also green.Fortunately, there is not enough time, and the arms and feet are not colored.

Thinking of what he said casually to Poison Ivy yesterday, his personality as "Baby Bruce" was almost disillusioned.

Kexila lowered her head in embarrassment, thinking that this method is really useful, and Brucey really likes green better.

Bruce took a towel and dipped some water, but found that the paint on her face was of excellent quality, and it didn't fade at all after a few wipes.

Alfred sent turpentine, but to no avail.

Could it be painted with acrylic?Bruce vaguely remembered that this paint could only be washed off with a little bit of alcohol after it dried, and it seemed to be slightly toxic.

Seeing that the sky was getting dark, and fearing that Alfred would not be able to see Kexila and let her paint her hands and feet, he simply took her to the Batcave, intending to take her on a night patrol.

"Three chapters." Bruce put on the bat suit, thankful that he didn't have time to remove the co-pilot seat of the Batmobile: "One, call me Batman; two, don't run around; three, don't talk to strangers."

Kexila nodded obediently, showing a "Don't worry" smile.