[Comprehensive British and American] Bat's Grammy Girlfriend

Death is a long dream that never wakes up.

Dreamland is both a reflection and an extension of the real world.

No one knows how big it is, only that it will continue to expand with the increase of residents-experienced dreamers will become residents here after death, and stronger ones can even build a city of their own out of thin air , a territory with dominion.

On a sunny afternoon, many Gothic-style buildings suddenly rose up along the coast of the southern sea, and they were arranged in an orderly manner according to someone's wishes, forming a magnificent city.

This is Gotham in Dreamland.

It's just that because the time of the dream is stagnant in the Middle Ages, the houses in Gotham are much lower than in reality, the lighting equipment has become kerosene lamps, the asphalt road has become a stone road, and the clothes on Bruce and Kexila have also followed the local customs. Changed to the style in the palace.

At first glance, it looks similar to when I was king in R'lyeh Kingdom.

Bruce looked around, looking at this almost one-to-one replica of Gotham.The sea breeze blows through the empty streets, bringing a little salty smell.

Nothing seems to have changed, and everything seems to have changed, at least Gotham does not have such bright sunshine.

As if he heard the words in his heart, a large dark cloud climbed into the sky, and soon there were lightning and thunder, and it rained cats and dogs.

Kexila, who was too late to hide from the rain and was drenched, touched the rainwater on his face, and cast the death gaze of Batman so vividly at Bruce.

Fortunately, they don't catch a cold now, at most, their clothes are wet and uncomfortable.

There are only the two of them in this city at present, and it is strangely quiet.But soon, the sea not far away was surging, and Cthulhu, who had lived in the dreamland for a long time, came out of the water and brought a large group of younger brothers to celebrate his daughter Xiti's luxurious residence.

The Star Family danced around the big octopus, and some of them stole a few musical instruments from somewhere, and played comparable music.

Not to say it's ugly, but to say it's extremely torturous.

The old father, who hadn't seen his daughter for a long time, was so excited that he accidentally broke a house.He moved his tentacles away from the rubble in embarrassment, flapping his wings to apologize, and two more houses were unfortunately destroyed.

"You better not move." Kexila sighed, she could understand Bruce's mood when he saw Superman's battle damage every week.

Dake aggrievedly coiled the tentacles under his body, and then squatted down aggrievedly, like a good cat holding its hands.

"Meow! Meow! Meow meow!!!"

As soon as he associated the cat with his old father, Kexila heard a few extremely vicious meows.

Strange, it is far from the city of Uzzah.

A green-eyed kitten with shaggy fur pokes its head out from under the collapsed house of Cthulhu.It looked at most two months old, and the lanugo hair all over its body had not completely faded, covered like dandelions, fluffy like clouds.

The kitten is very courageous—it may also be because it is covered by the cat goddess, it even waved its paws and scratched the big octopus a few times.

Of course, Dake didn't take its attack seriously. With a move of his tentacles, he knocked it to the ground and pressed it down firmly.

At this time, Gotham's second guest also arrived.

Shabu moved away his grandson's fatter arms and legs, held the kitten in his arms, and ran along the fur that had exploded: "A gift from Azathoth." The kitten bit He grabbed her fingers and whimpered angrily in his throat.

Mr. A's last gift was something like a cloud, which left a deep impression on Kexila and Bruce.Then this cat... I'm afraid it's not an ordinary breed.

"That's right, he has a name, and it's called Rocky." Shabu put the cat version of Loki in Keshira's hand, and patted the cat's head gloatingly: "You guys have to take good care of him."

Loki, who was punished as a cat, bit Keshira's finger instead, and was immediately picked up by Bruce by the back of his neck. His four short legs fluttered wildly in the air, but he didn't scratch anything.

"Originally, Naia wanted to come with him." Shabu walked with them to the outskirts of Gotham, with a relaxed tone: "But, as you know, Hastur disagrees with life or death."

The ruler of the Pleiades star cluster, the nameless one, the lord of the deep sea starry sky, and the king in yellow clothes, after waking up from the "false" obsession with Keshira in time, the speed of light devoted himself to the "true name" Nyarato In the pursuit of Tipu, he persevered in squatting outside the Court of Chaos for an unknown number of years. During this period, he volunteered to help his sweetheart who was a prisoner of labor reform. The infatuation was so touching that the ancient gods would cry when they saw it.

Diana did cry, but she laughed.

Youdao means that hard work pays off, and under Hastur's stalking, Naia—in fact, mainly because he saw that he could help him with work, finally agreed to associate with him tactically.

Hastur immediately told the good news to Id Ya, who had been promoted to "good friend". The queen first smiled and blessed him, and then made an idea that she would take advantage of the victory and go to Azathoth to cry and make trouble. Be sure to get their relationship right.

Hastur, who had no idea that Id Ya was the culprit who caused him to become a love brain, expressed his sincere thanks to him, cried in the court of chaos for a year and a year, and finally let Azathoth Unable to bear it any longer, he waved his hand and told his third son to marry him immediately.

Shabu sent her sincere blessings, and overnight she made a dress for Naia that was embroidered with the words "Birth early, many blessings", which was swallowed by the other party on the spot.

"Hahahahaha!" After describing the "wedding scene" to Kexila and Bruce vividly, the aunt laughed from above the sofa in the manor to under the sofa: "You don't know how funny Naia's reaction was at that time!"

In order to express his gratitude to Ms. Ide Ya, the master of love, Hastur ceded half of the Pleiades star cluster to the past, explaining what is called a faint king.

It also explained what it means to be sold and help count the money.

Keshila couldn't imagine the scene where Hastur woke up. He would probably die on the spot or beg the ancient gods to seal him for hundreds of millions of years.

The Wayne House in the dreamland has become like a castle. Although there are no noisy birds and little octopuses inside, the old butler is still there.

Maybe it's not time to be called the old butler, Alfred looks young as hell.

"The cookies are already baked," he said as he opened the door. "Is it raining outside? I thought Gotham would have sunny weather."

The two of them, who were drenched in the rain, went to change their clothes. When they came back, the old father who followed carefully all the way to the door was trying to squeeze an eye in, and the wall next to the door climbed up fine cracks.

"Father! You old man, take a rest." Kexila, who didn't want to sleep on the street on the first day, pushed the eyeball out, "We just come out to accompany you."

So they moved the wooden tables and chairs from the hall on the first floor to the garden.Dake happily sat on the open space with his tentacles upturned, like a two-hundred-ton child.

Looking at his father-in-law's appearance, Bruce was convinced that Keshira's character was hereditary.

The Star Families who already had role-playing experience transformed into guards and maids, and spontaneously got busy up and down the castle.But what was different from last time was that this time their work was condemned by the senior housekeeper Alfred, who immediately arranged teaching courses for them.

Star Families who are about to go to school suddenly: Is it too late to let the deep divers come to change shifts?

When the moon was about to set, Helena also came to the dreamland.

After four adopted sons and four sons, the Wayne family finally ushered in a little princess, and the housekeeper Alfred ordered that she be pampered and pampered vigorously.

Helena's birth process was not smooth. Her father was the ceiling among humans, and her mother was not an ordinary human being. In addition, something like a cloud had done something, so she was a cloud of mist when she was first born. .

Dr. Tompkins, who delivered the baby, held the lavender smoke and said to several people outside the delivery room: I gave birth, but it seemed that it was not fully born.

Shabu hurriedly went to find Azathoth, and the cloud-like thing curled up under the throne to sleep, and was beaten violently as soon as he opened his eyelids.

"What did you do to my precious great-great-granddaughter?!"

The cloud-like thing didn't come up in one breath, and dissipated with a "pop".

Azathoth's white-robed avatar came out to explain, saying that Naia was reformed and newly married, and he needed a new messenger, so he took a fancy to Helena.

Shabu went back with peace of mind, and Helena also managed to form a human form at this time——a 15-year-old girl who didn't look like a newborn girl.

Alfred's wish to bring up a child failed again, and he changed the baby's room into a girl's room with tears in his eyes.

"Grandpa!" Helena Martha ya Kasogosa Shab Wayne hugged the most conspicuous Da Ke as soon as he arrived. The small human body contained great strength, and he was about to sit on the ground. Cthulhu knocked his feet upside down.

A section of the courtyard wall has collapsed.

Keshira tightened her husband's arm painfully.

Helena, the next Outer God envoy handpicked by Azathoth, the future master of R'lyeh, and the crown princess of Sos, is an Outer God.

Two human beings gave birth to an outer god, which is outrageous.

Helena stayed in the dreamland for four days, harming the moon and Saturn in the southern sea area, and then went back to harm the old rulers of the earth with satisfaction.

After four days, Alfred's teachings to the Star Family were quite effective, and some of them even baked cookies that looked beautiful and tasted beautiful - they were all used to feed Loki.

"Say, do we want to sterilize him?" Seeing Loki who hugged the catnip ball and sucked it fiercely, Kexila asked Bruce.

Mao Mao's ears shrugged. He looked in shock at the person who said something that such a kitty could not hear, and then looked expectantly at the other person who was in deep thought.

"Do it," Bruce said, and Loki's fur exploded into a ball, grinding his claws resentfully.Seeing him so angry that he was about to smoke, Bruce, who was looking at Gotham from the window, slowly said the following words: "...I'd better not do it, let's talk about it when he is half a year old."

Loki, who temporarily kept his testicles, was relieved, the hedgehog-like cat fur gradually stuck back to his body, continued to squint his eyes, and licked the catnip one after another.

Gotham in the dreamland is quiet and peaceful. There are no endless criminals, and there are no bat lights that will light up at night.

Although Arkham Asylum is still on Naihe Island, there will probably never be any patients in it.

"What are you looking at?" Kexila followed his gaze, half-truthfully angry: "Does Gotham look good like me?"

A few star families who had no work because the castle was overstaffed flew past before the two of them, their luminous bodies like a small star.

"If you think it's too boring..." Kexila called the Star Family over and made them look like clowns and harlequins according to his description.

Knowing what she was thinking, Bruce blurted out "childish", but couldn't help but look at the two Star Familia again.

How can Batman play such a childish role-playing game, I just... take a look, and take a look.

It seems pretty good.

A month later, Bruce, who was really fragrant, finally understood why Kexila liked this game.

The only thing that is more miserable is the family members of the stars, who are fighting among themselves every day over who will play the top ten outstanding youths. After all, even for them, staying in prison is very boring.

Travelers of Dreamland, if you want to travel to Gotham in the southern seas, please be careful of a big bat.