Dazai wants to dye this green

Mori Ogai waited at the gate of Sayo's house for the fully loaded car.

Fukuzawa Yukichi pulled down when he saw Mori Ogai's face after getting off the car, but after Saya jumped off with her small luggage, she showed a sincere smile to Mori Ogai: "Doctor Mori! Why are you here?" Waiting here? It's cold outside, go in quickly."

"Fortunately, I think it's nothing." Mori Ogai also greeted him with a smile, "Dazai-kun and Chuya-kun are already in the house, I bought something to eat, don't make dinner tonight, just take a rest .”

Fukuzawa Yukichi's eye knife immediately flew over from behind Saya.

The black-hearted doctor is full of honey and swords!

Mori Ogai raised his eyebrows slightly: You are useless if I give you a chance?

Before Fukuzawa Yukichi drew his sword and slashed people, Osamu Dazai in a black windbreaker got out of the car behind Tachika.He straightened the dark red scarf around his neck, and logically set his eyes on Mori Ogai who was standing at the gate of the courtyard.

Mori Ogai looked away proudly after winning a round of confrontation, but when he saw the leader Zai, the calmness on his face split instantly.

"He, could he be—"

Sha Ye quickly wanted to explain: "He is actually—"

"—is Dazai Osamu's biological father?"

Leader Zai: ...Really, now it's my turn to be my own father?

Obviously, Mori Ogai's thinking has completely gone astray: "Do you want to come back and take Dazai-kun away? After you let that child run away from home and commit suicide?"

Leader Zai: "No, look at my face, does it look like I am old enough to have children?"

Mori Ogai suddenly said: "Oh...you are his brother!"

Chief Zai: ………

This is love makes people blind?

"I'm not father or brother, I'm Osamu Dazai." The leader Zai sighed helplessly, "I'll explain the details after I enter the room."

Alice snuggled up to Saya, and pushed her into the room chirping, while Mori Ogai took a step back, watching with a sad face as his "little daughter" took the initiative to squeeze him away, and then, the leader Jae chuckled Pass him by.

"I didn't expect your child to become the leader." Mori Ogai said softly.

The leader Zai looked sideways: "Have you been wary of the 'I' in this world since such a long time?"

"Watch out? Really, can't you think in the direction of truth, goodness and beauty?" Mori Ogai turned around, pressed the newspaper roll in his hand against the back of the young man who was taller than him, and pushed him toward the room. Rizou, "I really want Dazai-kun to take over my mantle, but Saya will definitely not agree. By the way, Saya doesn't know my current position yet, and I hope that this matter will not come from you." Leak it out of your mouth."

The leader Zai thought for a moment: "What are you going to exchange for my tight-lipped?"

Mori Ogai smiled: "I can make those two little brats sleep well and not bother you to tell you the so-called 'future story', which is the biggest exchange."

Leader Zai: ... What kind of exchange is this?

Mori Ogai: You want your ten-year-old self and your ten-year-old future partner who doesn’t like you to hang on to you, chattering alternately asking where you went to middle school and how much you’ll be paid in the future? How can you skip classes quickly and cheaply? How to use supernatural powers Cheating to get the first one When you can save enough money to buy your first motorcycle, just try it out.

Oh, by the way, Zhong also may ask you how to solve linear equations in two variables.

After all, as the saying goes, ten-year-old boys hate dogs, thanks to the fact that Saya, who raised them, is an artificial human with few negative emotions. An ordinary human would be so annoying that they would be separated and thrown to the South Pole and the other to the North Pole.

Mori Ogai from the main world: Haha, that's what I did.One is thrown into the container and the other is thrown away on a foreign business trip, it is perfect!

Sha Ye:?

The leader Zai and Mori Ogai didn't stay outside the house for too long, they only took a step back to return to the room, and Dazai Ogai and Chuya's happy shouts could already be heard in the living room.

...Of course the main reason is that Zhong is also yelling.

The leader Zai listened quietly at the door, listening to the self who hadn't changed his voice while disgusting Zhongye's over-excitement, and at the same time wrapped around Shaye and asked questions.

"We're on vacation! The results of the final exam are out! Look, Saya, this is Chuya's report card!"

"Ah! Smelly mackerel, when will you give me my report card—give me back! Give me back, give me back!"

"Chuya! You've improved! Last time you were at the bottom of the class, but this time you're the tenth from the bottom. That's awesome! Come on, let my sister hug me!"

Mori Ogai closed the door, patted the snow off his shoulders, and asked the leader standing still in front of the shoe cabinet in surprise, "Why don't you go in? Don't you change your shoes?"

The leader opened his mouth to speak, but Mori Ogai understood: "Saya's slippers are all in this style, plush with small animals, and I wear them too."

The leader bowed his head and found that Mori Ogai had put on a pair of pink puppy plush slippers very skillfully.

...Don't you think it's absurd that two leaders of the port mafia would be wearing stuffed animal slippers in this tiny house?

Mori Ogai: I don't think so?

Chief Zai: Because you have been completely domesticated by small animal plush slippers!

This world is so magical that even the leader Zai who has read countless stories about Osamu Dazai in the parallel world through the "book" is not sure that he has ever read this strange Mori Ogai wearing plush small animal slippers to guide Nakahara Nakaya The world of meta-linear equations.

So, what exactly went wrong?

"Doctor Mori, Mr. Dazai!" Saya called them from the living room, "Come on, come on, do you want some hot cocoa?"

The leader Jae noticed that Mori Ogai had a smile on his face that he rarely showed on the face of his "Doctor Mori" before.

"Let's go." Mori Ogai said, "Otherwise, Saya will be in a hurry."

Sure enough, the moment the leader Zai appeared, the two boys Dazai Osamu and Nakahara Chuya were directly petrified.

"Hey, mackerel." Zhong also asked in a very soft voice, "Is he your father?"

Leader Jae: ...Why can you guys say exactly the same thing as Mori Ogai? !

After raising the children for a long time, even if there is no blood relationship, is it possible that they will become more and more similar!

"I, he... he's more handsome than my dad..." Osamu Dazai looked blankly at the leader Zai, "But... I don't have a brother like you?"

The leader Zai put his hands in his pockets and said flatly, "You have it now."

Osamu Dazai:?

Is there anyone like you who is forced to be someone else's brother? !

"Saya, who is he!" Osamu Dazai immediately turned to ask for help, "Do you know him?"

Saya sat on the sofa a little sleepy and couldn't open her eyes. She barely cheered up when she heard Dazai's question: "He is a servant summoned by Ms. Fujimaru. You have grown up in another world."

The leader, Zai, sat down next to himself as a child without hesitation, and looked around without any scruples at the future port mafia leader and future port mafia cadres whose baby fat hadn't faded. The two children stared round Looking at him, holding a steaming hot cocoa in his hand, his expressions are surprisingly consistent.

"Where's my hot cocoa?" the leader Jae asked.

Sha Ye got up and wanted to pour it for him, but the leader Zai had already grabbed the mug from his own hand unceremoniously: "Kids drink less sweet things at night, be careful of tooth decay."

Osamu Dazai's face changed, and Chuya laughed unceremoniously beside him: "The wicked will be punished by the wicked, you were bullied by yourself when you grew up, hahahahaha!"

The leader Zai casually took away the hot cocoa from Zhongye's hand: "Go drink milk, you won't grow very tall in the future."

Chuya with a stiff smile on his face: ...

Sha Ye struggled to hold down the two children who were about to jump up and play a double-black mixed fight in advance: "Okay, okay, I'll pour you another glass..."

Ranpo, who had been dozing off next to Fukuzawa Yukichi, suddenly woke up. He squinted his eyes and looked at the clock, and then yawned like a cat: "It will be midnight soon...Christmas is coming soon."

"This is the first Christmas I've had in the past few years without infinity pool activities!" Li Xiang said with emotion, "I'm going to call Matthew, she should miss me in Chaldea."

Sha Ye rubbed her eyes, she looked around the same as usual, she just hurriedly removed the dustproof cloth in the living room, and said apologetically, "I'm sorry, I didn't have time to decorate the house this year, and it doesn't seem to be too bad now. Festive atmosphere of Christmas."

"Don't worry about it." Mori Ogai got up, and pulled out a Christmas tree that kept dropping pine needle residue from behind the curtain, "I've already prepared it for you in advance."

Sha Ye:?

Osamu Dazai and Chuya also seemed to know about the Christmas tree. They both paused for a while after getting the new hot cocoa, and when they saw Mori Ogai dragging out the Christmas tree, they all jumped off the sofa together, and then went from their respective Secretly took out the gift boxes they had hidden for a long time and piled them under the Christmas tree.

"Exchange gifts!" Alice announced, "I also have a gift for Saya!"

Sha Ye took out her wool bag with a little embarrassment: "I prepared some for you, but they are a bit crude."

The children stopped paying attention to the small boxes that Mori Ogai carried under the Christmas tree, and all came to Saya: "Can we see it?" "Can we open it now?"

"Not now!" Ranbu pulled the two apart like a big brother, "We must wait until the Christmas bells to strike before exchanging gifts!"

So everyone looked at the clock eagerly, and whispered silently in their hearts:

Come Christmas!

In the anticipation of the festive atmosphere, Saya was a little embarrassed to tell Mori Ogai the details of her going out.

Although they talk on the phone every day, and Saya will briefly talk about today's harvest, but the shock and anger when they came to the research institute and saw the blood on the ground, and the mystery of finding an empty cabinet in the Einzbern Castle... the artificial human head like that The complex emotions experienced by Hui need to be described face-to-face.

Mori Ogai also noticed that Saya hesitated to speak.He looked at Saya and asked her if she had something to say, and Saya actually understood the subtle body language conveyed through expressions. She shook her head lightly, then pointed to the Christmas tree with a smile.

Wait until after Christmas.

The zero o'clock bell struck exactly on time after the children's whispered countdown, and Ranbu, a child who was about the same mental age as Zhongya, was the first to shout happily, and then he and Zhongya threw themselves together under the Christmas tree. Pile of presents: "Snacks!" "Motorcycle miniatures!"

Mori Ogai quietly clutched the ruby ​​necklace he had prepared from behind, and turned to Saya pretending to be nonchalant: "To exchange gifts?"

After Fukuzawa Yukichi gave Ranpo the gift he had prepared, he was also walking towards Saya. Mori Ogai secretly glanced at the competitor's position, and then decisively stretched out his hand to push Osamu Dazai.

Osamu Dazai immediately understood what Mori Ogai meant, but this kid never traded at a loss. He pointed to the leader Zai who was still sitting on the sofa watching the show, Mori Ogai nodded as if promising, and then he looked at My little assistant entangled Fukuzawa Yukichi head-on: "Mr. Fukuzawa, do you have any presents for me?"

Mori Owai sniggered in satisfaction, and Saya had a panoramic view of the eyebrows and lawsuits between the two of them. Although she couldn't understand it thoroughly, she also vaguely noticed something: "What were you and Dazai talking about just now?"

"I let him get what he deserves." Mori Ogai said without any shame.

The leader Zai took a sip of hot cocoa leisurely, recalled in his heart the voice and smile of the former leader who went to be the director of the orphanage in his world, and then slightly felt sympathy for the children in the orphanage.

Sha Ye didn't delve into it, the tips of her ears were a little red, and then slowly took out a stack of red knitwear from the package in her hand.

"I started knitting this in Fuyuki, and the pattern may not be very good." She handed the knitwear to Mori Ogai, "Before I saw you only wore a red scarf around Alice, you I don’t have any, so my neck will get cold easily in winter. I think you are very suitable for this red color, so I knitted one for you according to the pattern of Alice’s..."

When Mori Ogai saw the red scarf, his expression was already wrong, and the originally moved smile froze on his face.

What, what's going on? !

Why did you want to give him a red scarf? !

Could it be that Sha Ye knew that he was the leader of the port mafia now? !

Seeing this scene, the leader Zai almost spit out hot cocoa out of laughter.He immediately dragged out his voice, and assisted in a strange way: "Ah, this is Miss Shaye's wish. Mr. Mori, why don't you wrap the scarf around and show her if it fits?"

Mori Ogai: ...

Sure enough, Osamu Dazai is annoying no matter which world he is in!

Under Saya's earnest eyes, Mori Ogai put on the red scarf stiffly.On the end of the scarf, he saw the "pattern" that Saya called. It was a little big-headed doll who looked like Mori Ogai. From the hairline to the curve of the lips that smiled, the leader Zai was here. Beside him was already laughing like he was about to commit suicide for the second time.

"From now on, you can go to work around this!" Sa Ye was satisfied, "Is it okay, Dr. Sen?"

Mori Ogai: ...

Mori Ogai: ...OK.

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Common sense of the port mafia underground:

·The leader's logo is a dark red long scarf

·Starting from the Xth leader Mori Ogai, each leader began to customize the scarf pattern by himself.For example, Mori Ogai especially likes to wear a scarf with his own face, quite childish

·Those who laugh at the pattern of the leader's scarf behind their backs will be silenced, please be careful