Dazai wants to dye this green

Although he was scolded as "the second big idiot in middle school", Mori Ogai thought he was open-minded (many people had doubts about this), so he didn't deduct Saya's salary.After escorting Mori Ogai back to the vicinity of the port mafia, and handing over to the bodyguards who came to protect Mori Ogai on his last journey, Mori Ogai handed Yokohama Mask a small bag.

"Although I don't know what you want gemstones for, I still picked three better ones for you." He rolled down the car window and looked up at the Yokohama Mask standing outside the car, opening the cloth bag and counting the number, "It's still that In other words, you and I both know we hate each other, but the Port Mafia welcomes you anytime."

After checking the quality of the ruby, Saya ignored Mori Ou's unexpected recruitment, but asked another question: "What do you mean by 'better'? Didn't you give me the best?"

Mori Ogai: ...

You are pushing your nose a little bit on your face.

"I'll keep the best ones for other purposes." Mori Ogai pressed the button to raise the car window, he didn't want to see this stupid, stupid hero at all, "If you don't think it's enough, welcome to give it to me." The port mafia sends resumes, and we support wage settlement in kind.”

Yokohama Mask made a sudden move, he blocked the car window, and leaned his head over in shock: "What? You support settlement of wages in kind? Then won't this cause a lot of trouble for your financial work?!"

Mori Ogai: ...Huh?

"You started to care about our financial work before you joined?" He sneered, "Please try to restrain your meddling instinct, and hope that your name will not appear in the next report on combat losses. Because if you If you continue to obstruct the actions of our port mafia, we will put you on the blacklist for physical elimination."

Sha Ye was a little confused: "What, what is the blacklist for physical elimination?"

"I put you on the blacklist today, and tomorrow you will physically not exist in the world." Mori Ogai stretched out his hand and opened Saya's fingers one by one, "Okay, while I haven't made up my mind yet, just disappear quickly."

Looking at the car that was about to leave in the dust, Saya wondered why Mori Ogai seemed to have a higher position than Hongye after changing to a new leader, and shouted to the car: "If you have a better ruby ​​over there Please be sure to contact me—”

After shouting, Saya suddenly realized: Wait, Mori Ogai seems to have no channel to contact Yokohama Mask?

And Mori Ogai, who was flattened in the back seat of the car, snorted coldly.

He wanted to save the best ruby ​​for Saya to make jewelry, how could he give it to that annoying middle school idiot for no apparent reason?

Sha Ye, who was preparing to go home with a small bag: Ha Chio!

Is Dr. Mori talking about Yokohama Kamen behind his back again?

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"I got the gem—"

The two masters who squeezed on the sofa and played double Tetris with the host jumped up suddenly: "Oh, gems!"

Lixiang happily poured out the gemstones from the small bag, while Rin picked up one and checked its color against the desk lamp and asked doubtfully, "Where did you get such a good ruby ​​in the middle of the night?"

Sha Ye hung the coat on the hanger at the door, and said honestly: "Go out and pick up a job."

Lixiang and Rin raised their heads in shock holding the gemstones like two groundhogs: "Take the job, what job?!"

"Bodyguard." Sha Ye didn't understand the ferocious expressions of the two of them at the moment, "I went to provide security for a certain important person... In other words, are these gems enough?"

"Enough, enough." Rin poured all the gems into her palm, "Please find a piece of ground where we can sprinkle the gem liquid, or you can go out to the courtyard, we are going to start drawing a summoning circle to summon the heroic spirits. "

Saya followed the two magicians to the courtyard like a tail. They chose an open space, which seemed to be the place where Osamu Dazai and Chuya had buried something before.

"The first thing is to melt the gem into a solution... This kind of thing requires super high temperature for ordinary people, but for Rin-senpai, it's as simple as eating and drinking water!" Li Xiang proudly extended his hand to introduce, "After all, Senior Rin is a well-known prodigal in Uruk——hmm!"

Rin withdrew Lixiang's arm, and fiddled with the bright red gemstone on the palm of his hand as if nothing had happened, "Stop talking nonsense, let's start drawing the summoning formation!"

The magician's summoning circle is a masterpiece of art that can be called a handicraft.When Rin dipped her finger in the gemstone solution to draw, Saya and Lixiang were like two fluffy chickens watching the big guy's painting, and they stretched their necks behind her to watch in amazement.

"It's so complicated..."

"so beautiful……"

"This will definitely summon a very powerful servant!"

"Can... yes!"

Li Xiang glanced at Sha Ye: "Don't you know what a follower is?"

Sha Ye nodded honestly: "Yes."

"The so-called Servant is something like a card in the mobile game. If you draw a five-star human rights card, you can level up the dungeon. My classmate's future black leather version is pulled out——Senior Rin, why are you able to attack me with your back kick!!!"

Rin didn't explain why she pouted and kicked people for no reason, but Saya felt that it must be because Lixiang's persuasive words just poked her thunder point, because Osamu Dazai was often attacked because of this kind of thing scuffle.

It took about 20 minutes, and Tohsaka Rin finally drew the summoning array.

"Well, let's put the catalyst in now."

Lixiang put the piece of golden iron called "Calling Talisman" directly above the summoning array. At this moment, the exquisite large array drawn by the gemstone solution shone reddish under the moonlight, as if consciously Interact with the call symbols.

"Do you remember the spell to summon the servant?" Rin asked Lixiang.

Li Xiang became serious in a rare way: "Of course I remember."

Rin nodded: "Then it's up to you to perform the summoning."

The ceremony of summoning servants was not as complicated as Saya imagined. Fujimaru Tachika just stood in front of the summoning formation, put his hands together, and murmured some spells that sounded like that.

"You are the seven heavens haunted by the three great words spirits, you come from the wheel of restraint, the guardian of the scale—"

Sha Ye couldn't help holding her breath, for fear that she would disturb this sacred ceremony.

"—I'm Li Xiangxiang who doesn't have krypton gold but wants to ship it. She's always losing the chain but is very powerful and cute. You will be my servant, and I will feed you dog food and the Holy Grail. , I kind of forgot what the last sentence was, but Rin-senpai is watching, so I'm going to make up a decent sentence..."

Saya: ...But your senior Rin seems to have heard it.

Tohsaka Rin's fists were so clenched that she could hear the friction of her knuckles, but it was estimated that in order not to hinder the summoning ceremony, she postponed her plan to beat Lixiang a little later.

"—In short, let's answer my call, or if there is no reason for it, it is what it is anyway, answer my call!"

Under Lixiang's last order, the summoning array shone brightly, and a strong wind suddenly blew up on the flat ground, fascinating the three girls for a while, unable to open their eyes.Faintly, Sha Ye heard the sound of pages being turned in mid-air, and before she could look up, she heard Li Xiang shout: "Here it is! There is a figure!"

That's right, in the light, a thin figure slowly appeared.Sha Ye squinted her eyes and tried her best to distinguish. She could roughly see that this tall, broad-shouldered person should be a young man, and for some reason, she always felt a little familiar...

……

The black-haired young man stepped out of the summoning circle, he raised the lid of his only eye that was exposed outside the bandage, looked around at the three girls who were staring at him dully with their mouths open, and sighed very decadently.

"It's so annoying...it's super-annoying. I could have solved everything by jumping off, but I didn't expect that book..."

Sha Ye pointed at him, stuttering: "Da, da da da, da da da da—"

Li Xiang answered immediately: "Da da da da... I see, he is a machine.shut.gun!"

"That's not it!" Rin finally got his wish and hammered Lixiang's little head, "We just met this guy today, have you forgotten!"

"Ah, it seems that you guys know me." The black-haired young man looked around at the three of them in turn, and finally looked at Sha Ye, "This lady seems to be particularly shocked by my appearance, but I don't remember seeing you. Not in any world."

It seems that it will take some time for Saya to regain her ability to speak normally. The young man shrugged and bowed slightly like a gentleman:

"Good night, ladies who summoned me out of nothing. My lord, Dazai Osamu Alter, a servant who is useless in combat, please settle the matter at hand as soon as possible, so that I can happily return to the Netherworld."

"Dazai——!" Saya finally howled.

Osamu Dazai tilted his head: "That's right, you can just call me like this—Miss? Miss?!"

Lixiang didn't have time to hold her back, and watched Saya rush all the way to Osamu Dazai Alter, then tiptoed to lift the bandage on his face in astonishment: "Why did you cover your eyes with a bandage—you're blind huh?! Who did it??? But—no, you are obviously not blind, so why did you wrap your eyes with bandages?!"

Osamu Dazai Alter put his hand on Saya's shoulder, but it was still not enough to stop an Einzbern who fell into a state of madness after seeing his grown-up brother: "Why did Dazai come out of this summoning circle?" ——Didn’t you go back to do your homework with Dr. Sen tonight? Could it be that some supernatural being stuffed you into—”

Lixiang and Rin dragged Saya back one by one: "No, Saya! Listen to our explanation!"

"Go back to do homework with Dr. Mori...?" Dazai Osamu Alter thought about this sentence playfully, "Oh, so you know Dr. Mori, and you know me in this world. But homework or something, since I was 14 years old, I I haven’t written it again, it’s really a nostalgic noun.”

Lixiang urgently poured knowledge about heroic spirits into Saya's ears, such as heroes who can be summoned from the future or from other worlds to protect humanity... and so on, but Saya could only hear one sentence : "That is to say, this Dazai from another world has dropped out of school since he was 14 years old?!"

Lixiang: Why is your focus always so strange? !

"No, no, even Dazai from other worlds, there must be something wrong..." Saya took out her mobile phone from her pocket, and dialed a number tremblingly, "He dropped out of school at the age of 14, then But at the age of junior high school... Hey, Dr. Sen, are you asleep?"

Dazai Alter immediately pricked up his ears.

"Ah, not yet." Mori Ogai, who was processing documents in the chief's office, rubbed his brows and smiled slightly, "Why did you suddenly remember to call me? Is something wrong, Saya?"

"Nothing happened." Saya tried her best to calm herself down, "I just wanted to ask, did Dazai and Chuya sleep?"

Osamu Dazai Alter;...?

What's going on here?

"Sleeping, I watched the two of them finish their homework, and then let them drink milk before going to sleep." Mori Ogai said.

Sha Ye breathed a sigh of relief: "That's great, thank you for remembering to let Zhong Ye drink milk, the child sometimes forgets to drink it himself, or Da Zai secretly drank his share of milk..."

Osamu Dazai Alter:? ? ?

"Well, there's nothing else, but I was a little worried before I left." Saya looked at Osamu Dazai Alter, who was already half a head taller than her, with worry in her eyes, "Please make sure that those two Go back to school, please, Dr. Sen, this is really important!"

"Yes, I will keep an eye on the two of them." Mori Ogai promised.

Saya believed in Mori Ogai's promise, and after a few pleasantries, before hanging up the phone, Mori Ogai asked suddenly: "By the way, Saya, do you like rubies?"

Saya: "...Huh?"

"It's a ruby ​​with the same color as your eyes." Mori Ogai looked at the night view of Yokohama outside the floor-to-ceiling windows, "When I went to help check the financial treasury of the port mafia today, I saw a very beautiful ruby. Although it is not as good as yours The eyes are dazzling, but I think it would suit you well if it were made into a necklace. I'm a little undecided though, do you like more necklaces, or more rings?"

Sha Ye was silent for a moment, and asked, "That ruby...is it the best ruby ​​for the Port Mafia?"

Mori Ogai was a little surprised, but still replied: "At least I haven't seen anything better than it."

"...I don't like jewelry very much." Sha Ye's tone suddenly became subtle, "Dr. Sen should not spend so much money for me, after all, such good things are still the property of the organization. Except for the leaders and cadres, others want You have to pay a certain price to get it. You should save some money and buy yourself more clothes. I see that you always wear the same white coat. After buying Alice a red scarf, you are reluctant to buy one for yourself. It makes people feel uncomfortable.”

Osamu Dazai Alter seemed hesitant to speak.

Ah, the red scarf, ah this...

"Okay." Mori Ogai suppressed a smile, "I'll add some more clothes for myself. Saya should also be careful after going to Tokyo. After finishing the investigation as soon as possible, she can spend time with Dazai Chuya and the others when she returns to Yokohama. Christmas."

Saya nodded: "Okay!"

After hanging up the phone, Saya let out a long breath, and then looked at Osamu Dazai Alter who was looking at her with complicated eyes.

"Let me introduce myself, I am the older sister who adopted Osamu Dazai in this world, Kiryu Saya." She stretched out her hand seriously, "Don't worry, I'm already an adult, and I have a legitimate job, working in the finance department of the port mafia Staff—Although I am currently on paid leave, I can still support Dazai!"

Osamu Dazai Alter recalled the exciting content he heard on the phone just now, suppressed his laughter, and stretched out his hand: "Then, let me introduce myself too. I am Osamu Dazai from the parallel world. I am 22 years old this year, and I can be considered a Proper career..."

Sha Ye's eyes immediately sparkled like rubies: "Really! Even if you drop out of junior high school, is there a unit willing to take you! That's great!"

"Yeah, after all, that unit doesn't look at academic qualifications, it just looks at strength." Osamu Dazai Alter's smile turned cold for some reason, "Coincidentally, I also work in the port mafia just like you."

"Before I died, I was the head of the port mafia."