Dazai wants to dye this green

When Rin Tohsaka walked into the door of Saye's house, her whole body tensed up, as if a Basaka would rush out of the corridor at any time, she walked cautiously with every step, and even protected Tachika tightly behind her.

Although she can't stop Lixiang at all.

But Sayo's house is no different from before she left the house. Osamu Dazai promised to go to work, but in fact he got back under the covers, and Chuya even skipped class directly, nestled on the sofa and concentrated on watching the racing show. When he shot back and opened the door, he was so frightened that he rolled off the sofa.

"Why are you back, Sha Ye!" He got up in a hurry, "I...I can explain! Today, today I was sick, so I asked for leave, but after watching TV for a while, my illness was cured!"

Sha Ye didn't know what to say, before she could answer, Li Xiang poked out an orange-haired head from behind her, and the devil whispered: "This kid is lying, he just doesn't want to go to class, skipping school to watch TV at home... …Hehehe, the bad boy must be punished! Punish, punish, punish him not to eat pork chop rice tonight, and can only watch me eat bowl after bowl..."

Zhong also saw Lixiang and Rin behind Saya, the shorter orange hair tilted his head and Lixiang looked at each other for a moment, and the big orange hair also looked at the little orange hair curiously.After a while, Chuya raised his head and asked, "Is this guy the sister you picked up to replace mackerel? Although we have similarities in appearance, this guy doesn't seem too smart. Can I return it?"

Lixiang:? ? ?

Rin quickly grabbed a certain Chaldean master who was on the verge of losing control, and Saya also successfully diverted her attention away from playing truant: "No, the two of them are guests who came to eat at home today. This This is Rin Tosaka, this is Tatsuka Fujimaru... Let me introduce to you too, this is my younger brother, Chuya Nakahara, the black hair who just woke up and ran out is my other younger brother Osamu Dazai—Dazai Don't you have to go to work today?"

Osamu Dazai didn't have the guilt or panic of being arrested for skipping work, and his rank was much higher than that of the middle class.He rubbed against Sha Ye's side with his sleepy curly hair, and clung to her arm like a cat, "I went to see it, but Dr. Sen didn't seem to need my help, so I Come back and continue to sleep. Sha Ye, Sha Ye, I didn’t have enough breakfast~”

The whole face of Lixiang next to him was so cute that he wrinkled because of the little boy's coquettishness, and Shaye was not surprised.She skillfully stretched out her hand to smooth out the raised hairs of Osamu Dazai, and dragged the rascal hanging on her arm to the kitchen: "What would Dazai want to eat? Ms. Tohsaka wants to eat omelet rice, and Ms. Fujimaru wants to eat pork chop curry." How about rice, Dazai? Are you hungry, or should you eat a little too?"

"Wow, you're so cunning, you actually opened your mouth to eat pork chop curry rice when you came to someone's house for the first time. I really don't know what a reasonable social distance is." Dazai Osamu looked at Fujimaru Tachika and narrowed his eyes slightly He rolled his eyes, "Speaking of which, how did Saya pick you up? Could it be that the black-haired one was picked up by Saya when she committed suicide by drowning in water, and the orange-haired one is the leader of an idiot juvenile organization wandering outside. ?”

Rin & Lixiang & Chuya:? ? ?

Three people are contained in one sentence, and there is no one except Dazai Osamu in this war-leading skill.

"That's not true! We're here - we're here - we're here to investigate this Saya!" Rin couldn't say anything tit for tat when facing the child, "But it's true that the orange-haired one is indeed an idiot... ..."

Fujimaru Tatsuka covered her heart hurtingly: "Oh! I was called an idiot by senior Rin! Oh, but senior Rin is so cute when he scolds, please swear more!"

"You bastard, don't put on an idiot face anytime and anywhere! Go back to your Chaldea to find those two goddesses!!!"

Osamu Dazai and Nakaya looked at each other, and unanimously lifted the stranger alarm in their hearts.

It seems that they are really two idiots.

When Saya came to the kitchen, Rin was still vigilant, because she was afraid that Saya would pick up a kitchen knife and fight back after touching the knife, so the magician lady followed Lixiang to supervise.Lixiang muttered something like "she shouldn't put boogers in the dishes", and curiously leaned over to Saya's side to watch her start to marinate the pork chops: "Your artificial people usually live in such an ordinary way. Go to work, go to school, cook and cook—oh, your apron is Ultraman!"

Sha Ye picked up her apron and showed it to her: "Yes, it's Di Jia."

Lixiang screamed: "Tiga! Do you like Tiga too? I saw that there are many Kamen Riders around your house. Do you like it or your two younger brothers?"

Sha Ye knocked an egg into the bowl: "I like it."

"Androids like to fight with cards! Do you like "Kamen Rider 01"? Do you think Humagia is the same kind?"

Osamu Dazai became vigilant immediately after hearing the word "artificial human". He and Nakaya secretly met eyes, then rubbed against Tachika and Rin from left to right, raised their heads and used the "shining flash" specially designed for little boys. Bright and cute attack!" The dog stared at them: "Sister Lixiang, what do you do?" "Sister Lin is so beautifully dressed, are you a female star?"

Lixiang & Rin: ... Ugh!

It's a cute little boy! ! !

"I'm a magician!" Lixiang puffed up his chest, "I'm also the savior who once saved humanity—oh! Why did Senior Rin hit me!"

Rin Tohsaka glared at her, then leaned into her ear and whispered: "You can't disclose things about magic to unrelated people!"

Lixiang felt wronged: "But didn't Senior Rin introduce himself to Saya before?"

"Of course she, an artificial human, knows about magic!"

Sha Ye turned on the induction cooker: "I don't know."

Lixiang: ...

cold:…………

exposed!

"Don't you know that you are an artificial human?" Lixiang asked.

"I know I'm a cyborg, but I've been in the research institute since I can remember. Everyone in the research institute doesn't know much about my origins. They only know that I was bought from the black market, and the sales channel is kept secret." Sha Ye poured oil, and then put the pork chops wrapped in bread crumbs into the pot, "Could it be that our batch of artificial humans have some defects, so do you need to recycle and destroy them?"

Recycle!

destroy!

Osamu Dazai was stunned, and Chuya even jumped up on the spot: "Recycle and destroy?! What do you want to do to Saya?! Hey Dazai, get ready to fight, I'll hold this one who looks smarter, you Hold the other one!"

What does it mean to look smarter-wait a minute, is there really someone out of these two who looks smarter?

Rin: Of course it was me!it's me! ! !

"Don't fight!" Lixiang immediately spread his arms to protect the pork chops that were frying, "Even if we fight, we have to wait until the meal is over-and, Senior Rin, I think this matter is suspicious, don't you think?"

Rin Tohsaka pursed her lips, and she turned her head to look at Saya who was frying pork chops while comforting the two children with kind words, and muttered, "It's a little bit."

"...Then let's talk about it after dinner."

……

"one more bowl!!!"

Li Xiang wiped his mouth, held the empty bowl in front of Sha Ye like a Liangshan hero: "I still want to eat!"

"You've already eaten the third bowl, can you stop eating?" Rin helplessly held his chin to watch the big stomach king Xiangxiang eat Hesai after finishing his share of omelet rice, "you were still howling with me yesterday Say you want to find a boyfriend, not many boys like a pig-headed girl like you."

"I just ate a little too much, and it was all raised by Brother Wei Gong in Chaldea!" Li Xiang plausibly said, and took the bowl of new rice that Saya gave her with both hands, "Brother Wei Gong If the cooking was not so delicious, I would not be raised to eat so much. Brother Emiya cooks delicious food because Shirou cooks delicious food. Shirou cooks delicious food because he wanted to feed you people when he was young. Cook today's meal at the Emiya family, and every episode of "Today's meal at the Emiya family" is aired, there is a senior Rin who didn't grab the egg—"

cold:? ? ?

Rin: What the hell does that have to do with me not getting the eggs? !

"I also ate the food made by Archer for a while, why didn't I become a big eater? In the final analysis, you eat too much!" Rin looked at Saya, "I can't serve her the next bowl—— Hey, let me say, you have a good temper as a responsive guy, right? It’s completely different from that little guy, Illya, but very similar to the two maids beside her. Could it be that you’ve always been doing good things like this all the time? Is anyone going home to feed?"

Dazai: Yes.

Chuya: Exactly.

Mori Ogai: That’s right.

"I haven't picked people up everywhere..." Sayo scratched her chin, "It's just that the frequency of picking people up has been a little bit higher recently. By the way, Ms. Tohsaka, is the Illya you're talking about...?"

Rin Tohsaka took a sip of the black tea that Shaya made, and sighed.

"Maybe we really found the wrong person." She put down the teacup and said seriously, "Let me introduce myself seriously again. I am Rin Tohsaka, and this is Tachika Fujimaru. We have accepted the commission from the clock tower and are tracking down the recovery from the clock tower. The Einzbern manoids that escaped from the closed Einzbern Castle."

The two children looked up at Saya one after another, but Saya was slightly startled: "...I am Einzbern?"

"You are undoubtedly an Einzbern, which can be confirmed from the appearance." Tohsaka Rin nodded, and Tachika, who had a bulging cheek beside him, also grumbled: "Yes! I have the Cup of Heaven , Magical girl Ilya and Shidone's master identity swear - I am definitely not posting cards! No! The cup of heaven is a gift from the event, and both Ilya and Shidone are because I happen to be in the current UP There are so many rocks—oh, senior Rin, you hit me again QAQ"

Rin Tohsaka withdrew his hand, pretending that nothing happened just now: "Actually, we didn't come here for your identity as Einzbern. Although there are many people spying on the production technology of Einzbern's artificial man, the outside world It's troublesome to discover your existence...but you are undoubtedly living as a human being, and I don't have such power, nor can I take the life of a serious human being with a cold heart."

The corners of Saya's mouth turned up slightly, and she couldn't help being happy for the word "human" that Rin said.

"Then why did you come to find Saya?" Osamu Dazai asked.

"The Clock Tower has received news that an artificial Einzbern is killing people in ordinary people's society." Rin said solemnly, "According to incomplete statistics, since last month, she has killed dozens of people, all An employee of a weapons research institute."

"It happened that some time ago, someone revealed that there was a girl with white hair and red eyes suspected of Einzbern in Yokohama, so we found it." Lixiang swallowed the last mouthful of food, and patted her bulging belly in satisfaction "However, judging from the situation of your family in Saya, it seems that you have settled in Yokohama for a long time, and the time of the man-made killing didn't match. She just killed all the people in the research institute and escaped last month. Yes, what were you doing last month?"

Sha Ye's eyes were dull, and she could only respond instinctively: "I...was...looking for a school for Dazai and Zhongye last month..."

Osamu Dazai tugged at Rin's sleeve: "Where is that research institute?"

"In Tokyo, but Yokohama and Tokyo are not far away, and we can go back and forth on the same day, so we can't rule out the suspicion of Saya." Rin took out a file bag that was lucky not to be stolen from the bag, and pulled out a piece of paper, " You mentioned the research institute before, and I suspect that this research institute is related to the research institute you were in before. Come and identify it, do any of the employees of the above research institute know each other?"

Thanks to the android's powerful ability to control its own body, Saya did not tremble when she took the paper.

But after she saw the familiar names and photos on the victim list, her vocal system completely failed for several minutes.

"……Have."

Sha Ye stretched out her hand, and slowly pointed to the name on the top, and the smiling face that she regarded as her father by default since she could remember:

"This is the director of Glacier, who raised me...and gave me a name, and made me change from No. 001 to 'Sha Ye'...the director of Glacier."

"This is Mr. Yoshikawa, the supervisor of the logistics department. He will come to ask me what snacks I want to eat every time before purchasing... He will also buy me instant noodles and bubble gum with a Kamen Rider Shiwan card."

"This is Teacher Gu Yuan, the person in charge of the medical department. He was originally just a doctor, but in order to fix me, he learned a lot about mechanics and artificial intelligence. Rintaro used to run around with him when he was an intern. go……"

"This is Uncle Xiaoyuan, the person in charge of the cafeteria. When I first started activities, he didn't know what I could eat, and he mixed gasoline with juice to bring it to me, which made the room smell of gasoline during that time... "

These are the people who left with Director Glacier when the institute was split up.

Two years ago, due to high-level changes in the government, research institutes that had been subsidized by the government faced the risk of breaking the chain of funds and going bankrupt.In order to continue to support the research, Director Glacier had to accept capital injection from outside companies, but he also faced the choice of selling part of his property and the acquired department.

As an experimental subject, even if she has been treated as a normal girl and raised by the research institute, Saya is still registered as an "asset" on the books.

And assets can be acquired, not to mention a rare and practical and powerful "humanoid weapon" like Saya.Almost all companies that come to the M&A Institute want to get her.

"Let's go, Saya." Director Hikawa pushed her into the truck compartment responsible for delivering the goods, "Remember that person's phone number, he will wait for you in Yokohama, I have already asked him to take good care of you. Fukuzawa is My old friend, he's solid, you can trust him."

At that time, Saya, whose hair was still blond, sat blankly among a pile of mechanical equipment sold to Yokohama. The girl had never left the research institute, and she had no idea of ​​her unknown future.Holding the package thrown in by Director Glacier, Saya asked, "Can I come back in the future?"

"...I don't know, maybe we can meet again." Director Hikawa said, as if he smiled every time he touched her head before, "After arriving in Yokohama, you must learn to be a human being, Saya. "

"I hope you can live as a human being in the future, just like a normal human girl."

The truck compartment was slammed shut by Director Glacier, and what Shaye saw was his blurred smile in the last ray of light.

At that time, Saya didn't understand how to "be like an ordinary human girl".When Fukuzawa Yukichi opened the compartment of the truck and noticed the artificial girl curled up in the corner for the first time, she was still thinking: How should ordinary people continue to be righteous heroes?Is she going to start being Yokohama's Kamen Rider?And the director seems to have put the wrong belt in the package. This medical "golden experience" belt is not the "Anubis" belt she has been using... When you see the director next time, you must take the belt Change it back!

There will be no next time, Director Glacier is dead.

He will never see Sha Ye who is now crying, laughing, ashamed, angry, and trying to tell sarcastic jokes.

"Sorry, I seem to be leaking coolant again." Shaye raised her hand and hurriedly wiped her tears away with her sleeve, "Since being parasitized by a real person, my lacrimal gland gate has been a little loose. Teacher Gu Yuan should help me Repair it, but Mr. Gu Yuan... so I can only find Dr. Sen in the future, but Dr. Sen may not be able to repair it... Hey, it's strange, why did the refrigerant leak so much? Can't...can't stop... ..."

Lixiang carefully handed Shaye a handkerchief: "Would you like to drink some coolant to make up for the loss? Do you still have coolant at home? I'll get it for you?"

"She's crying, but maybe she's not used to crying." Rin elbowed Li Xiang, "You should pour tea, pour tea!"

Osamu Dazai had already handed over the teacup, and after Saya took it, she raised her head with red eyes that were already red, and looked at Rin.

"Who is this murderer man-made man?"

"According to the backup information we found in the research institute, she is a 'humanoid weapon' that this research institute began to cultivate two years ago. From the photos, she looks very similar to you, and she is also an Einzbern." Rin took out The second piece of paper, "It's just that something went wrong last month. This guy ran away after massacring the research institute, and his whereabouts are currently unknown."

"Maybe it's Sha Ye's sister." Li Xiang whispered.

"No." Saya's masseter muscles trembled slightly, "She's not my sister."

It is an enemy that must be killed absolutely in this life.